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Sargun

2012-01-27 09:44:09 AM

u's trollin

Brostorm

2012-01-27 09:46:25 AM

Jokes on you subby, I'm actually responsible and know I couldn't afford to raise a kid. Not that it means anything to millions of others.

Burr

2012-01-27 10:02:36 AM

Hey, it works this way as well!

~~Americans~~ Europeans would rather watch some pointless football game instead of getting married, laid, or employed

aevert

2012-01-27 10:04:47 AM

I'd rather do two of those things than watch a football game.

Kyoki

2012-01-27 10:05:44 AM

I loves me some farking. So fark football or anything else on the mindstealing tv.

Incog_Neeto

2012-01-27 11:14:10 AM

If Americans were not so lazy they would just trade derivatives like our glorious masters.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-27 11:26:48 AM

To be fair, most marriages and jobs suck.

So Americans are making the right call.

Odd Bird

2012-01-27 12:07:58 PM

Americans would rather watch some pointless football game while ~~instead of~~ getting ~~married,~~ laid~~, or employed~~

FTFM
/why yes, it was a good season

hailin

2012-01-27 01:32:34 PM

The article didn't say their own wedding. I would totally skip out on a friend or family member's wedding to watch the Super Bowl. Unfortunately I have to be there for the birth of my child, but I guarantee the game would be playing as I'm pushing that baby out.

Regular season games I wouldn't skip out on important life events to watch. We are talking the farking Superbowl though.

Dear Jerk

2012-01-27 09:31:21 PM

I was just thinking about how people now live for the kind of things that were designed to be distractions.

Brainmeat

2012-01-28 03:03:40 AM

I have a job, but an interview for a better one, or a lay with a 6+ would be worth missing the Super Bowl.

jafiwam

2012-01-28 07:14:39 AM

hailin: The article didn't say their own wedding. I would totally skip out on a friend or family member's wedding to watch the Super Bowl. Unfortunately I have to be there for the birth of my child, but I guarantee the game would be playing as I'm pushing that baby out.

Regular season games I wouldn't skip out on important life events to watch. We are talking the farking Superbowl though.

Any girl that does that to a guy, has him hopelessly pussywhipped already and doesn't need additional encouragement by showing at the wedding.

Why is it that modern folk won't help young folks thinking about getting married anymore by saying "don't do it you dumb shiat, that person is bad for you"

Macular Degenerate

2012-01-28 08:32:08 AM

In other news, people are stupid.

If they were smart, I wouldn't be reading about them on Fark.

GW_Diesel

2012-01-28 08:50:54 AM

As a Chiefs fan, I won't have to ever worry about making those decisions.

grumpyoldmann

2012-01-28 11:19:36 PM

I love the super bowl game. It gets a lot of the husbands out of the house so it's easier to boink their wives or girl friends. Other than that, I don't have a use for it.

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