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(My Fox DC) Interesting Proof that if you're going to get trapped in a well, it helps to be an 18 month-old baby girl rather than a 53 year-old black guy   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 25
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2012-01-27 09:10:25 AM
I bet they're on city water.

/got nuthin'
 
2012-01-27 09:12:25 AM
hotnerdgirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-27 09:13:36 AM
A dangerous process is underway in Prince George's County Thursday night as authorities are attempting to retrieve a body from a well.

How dangerous could it be? He's already dead...
 
2012-01-27 09:13:48 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-01-27 09:14:36 AM
"You're still jealous of the attention baby Jessica got" Liz Lemon to Jenna Maroney
 
2012-01-27 09:15:12 AM
So...what you're saying is...people will rescue a defenseless baby from a well before they rescue a grown man they didn't know was down there? Even if the grown man is black? But if he's old and black and nobody knew he was down there...does it really matter what color he is or how old he is or even what gender he/she is?

I'm ok with this.
 
2012-01-27 09:16:15 AM
Jeez. Racebait much?
 
2012-01-27 09:17:09 AM
Oh well...

/had 2 b said
 
2012-01-27 09:19:02 AM
I doubt it was deliberate, they prolly just didn't see him down there...
 
2012-01-27 09:26:42 AM
In to the cistern, Little willy
Pushed his little sister Lily
We could never find our daughter
Now we sterilize our water
 
2012-01-27 09:30:33 AM
How do we know he's black? The article didn't say anything about that. It also said that he had a credit card, which pretty much shoots down the whole "he's black" theory.

//because black people have shiatty credit. Get it?
 
2012-01-27 09:36:11 AM
Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and Uncle Tom were fishin' it was gettin' pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well
Where they say it got no bottom say it take you down to Hell

Over in the bushes and off to the right
Two men talking in the pale moonlight
Sherriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
Haulin' two limp bodies down to the Waters' Edge
 
2012-01-27 09:44:38 AM
Sting!
 
2012-01-27 09:50:58 AM
Proof that if you're going to get trapped in a well, it helps to be an 18 month-old baby girl rather than a 53 year-old black dead guy
 
2012-01-27 09:55:29 AM
Fort Road in Fort Washington on an abandoned property.

Abandoned you say? SOMEone's paying taxes, no?

If it's not busy, can I have it? Please?

The guy thing is too far gone for me to comment on-poor bastard
 
2012-01-27 10:06:56 AM
And not just any ol' baby, a white baby.
 
2012-01-27 10:09:04 AM
EightyEight: Just for the record let's get the story straight
Me and Uncle Tom were fishin' it was gettin' pretty late
Out on a cypress limb above the wishin' well
Where they say it got no bottom say it take you down to Hell

Over in the bushes and off to the right
Two men talking in the pale moonlight
Sherriff John Brady and Deputy Hedge
Haulin' two limp bodies down to the Waters' Edge


I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
I know a secret that I just cant tell
I know a secret down at Uncle Tom's Cabin
I know who put the bodies in the wishin; well
 
2012-01-27 11:00:51 AM
This is weird even for PG county. I would say its Marylands version of Florida. But that title would probably go to some of the southern counties.
 
2012-01-27 11:11:19 AM
groppet: This is weird even for PG county. I would say its Marylands version of Florida. But that title would probably go to some of the southern counties.

With a little Lousiana/Chicago politics tossed in, you might be onto something.
 
2012-01-27 11:41:58 AM
mod3072: How do we know he's black? The article didn't say anything about that. It also said that he had a credit card, which pretty much shoots down the whole "he's black" theory.

//because black people have shiatty credit. Get it?


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2012-01-27 12:15:46 PM
subby, you meant 18-month old WHITE baby girl
 
2012-01-27 12:40:14 PM
You can try dying your hair blond and that may fool the rescuers long enough until you're out of the well, but that only works in certain states.
 
2012-01-27 01:17:56 PM
I guess he kept digging.


/obscure?
 
2012-01-27 03:56:05 PM
GSB
Grim story Bro. I think the worst possibility is if he was alive and thrown into the well. If the property was that far off the street and abandoned he might've yelled uselessly until finally starving. REALLY GSB.
 
2012-01-27 09:54:59 PM
Awesome... my home town is in the news!
 
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