Jake Havechek: I'd do her.



I know what you mean, she's got a certain something. Maybe it's her crooked smile... and teeth... and nose and eyes.

Gergesa: Oh she is not that bad, the first pic isn't so great but the second one looks relatively normal. Now that woman who called 911 six times yesterday to get some cigarretes needs quite a few drinks before she is attractive.

Seriously? She is googly-eyed in the second picture.

She looks nice in the younger pic, and while she's not exactly a beauty pageant winner in the current pic, she looks like she stays in shape and has a nice body. Plus, she's British, so she still probably qualifies as "hot" over there. I'm sure she still has zero problems finding plenty of guys to bang and, in fact, despite his headline I'll bet Subby would throw his hotdog down that hallway if he had the opportunity.

"On a bad day I'd have sex with seven different guys in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time. It was difficult to fit it all in the day. I would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening."

That's a bad day? I wonder what a good day would be like.

FTFA: "Mike eventually found out about Crystal's infidelity and she was devastated."

Yeah ain't that typical... somehow she's the victim. Amazing. Super.

Jake Havechek: I like the threads where most of the geeks in here that would beg for sex put down a woman who likes it.

What's the difference between a slut and a biatch?

A slut will have sex with anyone.
A biatch will have sex with anyone but you.

I think that sums it up nicely. They put her down not for liking sex, but because they know they'll never get any from her.
Also it's Fark. It's sort of what we do here.