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2012-01-27 07:34:22 AM
Well, that was just about the most retarded thing i've read this year. Conratulations
 
2012-01-27 07:39:40 AM
"If there are no purposes in nature, how can you have purposes yourself?"

Ah, yes, the old argument from ignorance. Since you don't understand it, it cannot be.

"How do you explain the placebo response?"

With science.
 
2012-01-27 07:47:58 AM
Ah, trying to justify belief in woo science with the old "but science can't currently explain EVERYTHING so it must be wrong" gambit.

Stupid a century ago, still stupid now.
 
2012-01-27 08:00:00 AM
let's party like it's 1399!
 
2012-01-27 08:16:31 AM
How the hell did that get into the Guardian?
 
2012-01-27 08:20:52 AM
You can't explain that
 
2012-01-27 08:31:24 AM
'Science is based on facts; ergo science is Anti-Christian.'

Derp.
 
2012-01-27 08:55:56 AM
In his defense, he could simply spew a mountain of shiat between the covers of that book. The thing should sell beautifully because the title is trolltastic.

/annoyed I didn't think of it myself
 
2012-01-27 09:06:59 AM
The unlucky fact that our current form of mechanistic materialism rests on muddled, outdated notions of matter isn't often mentioned today. It's a mess that can be ignored for everyday scientific purposes, but for our wider thinking it is getting very destructive. We can't approach important mind-body topics such as consciousness or the origins of life while we still treat matter in 17th-century style as if it were dead, inert stuff, incapable of producing life. And we certainly can't go on pretending to believe that our own experience - the source of all our thought - is just an illusion, which it would have to be if that dead, alien stuff were indeed the only reality...

Rupert Sheldrake, who has long called for this development, spells out this need forcibly in his new book. He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.


The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer
 
2012-01-27 09:22:25 AM
Bevets: The unlucky fact that our current form of mechanistic materialism rests on muddled, outdated notions of matter isn't often mentioned today. It's a mess that can be ignored for everyday scientific purposes, but for our wider thinking it is getting very destructive. We can't approach important mind-body topics such as consciousness or the origins of life while we still treat matter in 17th-century style as if it were dead, inert stuff, incapable of producing life. And we certainly can't go on pretending to believe that our own experience - the source of all our thought - is just an illusion, which it would have to be if that dead, alien stuff were indeed the only reality...

Rupert Sheldrake, who has long called for this development, spells out this need forcibly in his new book. He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer


But the myths and legends that we inherited from a bunch of nomadic tribesmen who lived several thousand years ago, those explain everything, obviously.

Moran.
 
2012-01-27 09:56:51 AM
I stopped at the dog. He's a good boy. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. What a good boy! Good boy! You're a good boy!
 
2012-01-27 10:29:47 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-27 11:00:59 AM
Interesting article - starts out all purple monkey dishwasher, then goes off into "We're being persecuted" and finishes off with a little four-day time cube.
Needs more cowbell.
 
2012-01-27 11:04:52 AM
Bevets: The unlucky fact that our current form of mechanistic materialism rests on muddled, outdated notions of matter isn't often mentioned today. It's a mess that can be ignored for everyday scientific purposes, but for our wider thinking it is getting very destructive. We can't approach important mind-body topics such as consciousness or the origins of life while we still treat matter in 17th-century style as if it were dead, inert stuff, incapable of producing life. And we certainly can't go on pretending to believe that our own experience - the source of all our thought - is just an illusion, which it would have to be if that dead, alien stuff were indeed the only reality...

Rupert Sheldrake, who has long called for this development, spells out this need forcibly in his new book. He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer


Go Home Beverly, The Adults are talking now. Crawl back to your cave, and worship your invisible wizard.
 
2012-01-27 11:05:05 AM
Bevets: Stephen Meyer

From WIKI: Meyer earned his Ph.D. in history and philosophy.

Interesting that he doesn't hold any degrees in Biology or Physics yet is commenting on what biology and physics can and cannot account for.
 
2012-01-27 11:08:49 AM
Bevets: The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. ~ Robert Heinlein
 
2012-01-27 11:09:10 AM
I was wearing my god helmet while reading that so I feel that the author was divinely inspired.

/there's a presence here... it comforts me...
 
2012-01-27 11:09:33 AM
Oh Bevets, I was getting worried about you. Didn't see you in a while.

You're some modtard's troll alt, aren't you?
 
2012-01-27 11:10:36 AM
Okay, I'll say it.

patrick.net
 
2012-01-27 11:10:41 AM
Cube4 Intelligence, SuperSymmetry Of TimeCube4 Math Is Absolute Proof Of School Retardation. No 1 Educated matches my intelligence. Really, just how diabolic are the humans educated on Earth based upon ONEness?

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+1 x +1 = +1 as if a male value and

-1 x -1 = -1 as if a female opposite,

Hell awaits those who add these.


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No educated person could work for me who could not tear and burn the bible - for he would be a liar of 1 day deception. Humans are only using 1 of the 4 existing days available to them. A single day is impossible as all 4 are interdependent.

Greenwich Mean Time is wrong and evil, for there are 4 simultaneous Days, not 1.
Greenwich has a midnight to midnight 1 corner day rotation. It has an imaginary midday to midday with broken lines on chart to avoid bible 1 day error conflict. It completely ignores sunup & sundown. Actually, Genesis 1:5 is not even 1 day. What you have is 4 corners, no time rota. Earth has 2 plus quads & 2 minus quads existing as 0 as opposites but, voiding as 1.

You can't comprehend fact that Cube4 simultaneous 24 hour days rotate within same 24 hour rotation of Mother Earth.

You can't tell the difference between your Mother and a queer guised as God.
God can't match ma hole & pa pole sex. Every male on Earth born of a woman. Your Dictionary will explain Viviparous. Believers Ego kills Teen for queer image.
 
2012-01-27 11:13:16 AM
Having finished The God Delusion just last night, I'm getting a kick...

actually no, no I'm not.
 
2012-01-27 11:14:45 AM
Epicedion: Bevets: The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. ~ Robert Heinlein


We certainly can't go on pretending to believe. ~ Bevets

/Quotes are fun.
 
2012-01-27 11:15:16 AM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-01-27 11:22:41 AM
As one of Britain's greatest thinkers once wrote:

On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
Philosophy is useless, theology is worse
History boils over, there's an Economics freeze
Sociologists invent words that mean industrial disease
 
2012-01-27 11:25:33 AM
He has been making claims about two forms of perception that are widely reported to work but which mechanists hold to be impossible: a person's sense of being looked at by somebody behind them, and the power of animals - dogs, say - to anticipate their owners' return. Do these things really happen?

Sheldrake handles his enquiries soberly. People and animals do, it seems, quite often perform these unexpected feats, and some of them regularly perform them much better than others, which is perhaps not surprising. He simply concludes that we need to think much harder about such things.


I propose we devise some set of rules to that would help us investigate this phenomena. I would imagine we would first need to precisely identify what we are talking about. Does this mean the person looks at the person behind them, says there is a person behind them, or what. Once that is determinded, we need some sort of way to test when this happens. We would need to see if things like lines of sight, distance, temperature, ambient noise and a host of factors will impact the results. We would need to make sure that people measuring the subject don't inject any bias into what is happening as well, as they could tip off the person if someone is in fact behind them. I would imagine we would need to do it to many, many people across a broad spectrum of cultures to see what happens there as well. Once we figure it out, it would be cool if others could replicate what we did and find the same things. This would take some serious effort to make sure it is done right, but I am sure such a method, whatever we want to call it, would yeild some promising results.

A fark it, God/aliens/magic would just screw up the results and make all this pointless anyway. I'm leaving this magic box of writin and going to watch what the aliens are putting on the talky box.
 
2012-01-27 11:27:16 AM
Bevets:
The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer

What does a chick who writes about twinkly vampires know about science?

Kar98: Oh Bevets, I was getting worried about you. Didn't see you in a while.

You're some modtard's troll alt, aren't you?


Considering he's been here pretty much since the beginning, it's probably Drew himself.
 
2012-01-27 11:29:51 AM
There's a whole lot of derp in that article. The morphic fields and resonance idea in particular. From wiki:

Morphic field

"Morphic field" is a term introduced by Sheldrake. He proposes that there is a field within and around a morphic unit which organizes its characteristic structure and pattern of activity.[17] According to this concept, the morphic field underlies the formation and behaviour of holons and morphic units, and can be set up by the repetition of similar acts or thoughts. The hypothesis is that a particular form belonging to a certain group, which has already established its (collective) morphic field, will tune into that morphic field. The particular form will read the collective information through the process of morphic resonance, using it to guide its own development. This development of the particular form will then provide, again through morphic resonance, a feedback to the morphic field of that group, thus strengthening it with its own experience, resulting in new information being added (i.e. stored in the database). Sheldrake regards the morphic fields as a universal database for both organic (living) and abstract (mental) forms.

That a mode of transmission of shared informational patterns and archetypes might exist did gain some tacit acceptance, when it was proposed as the theory of the collective unconscious by renowned psychiatrist Carl Jung. According to Sheldrake, the theory of morphic fields might provide an explanation for Jung's concept as well. Also, he agrees that the concept of akashic records, term from Vedas representing the "library" of all the experiences and memories of human minds (souls) through their physical lifetime, can be related to morphic fields,[18] since one's past (an akashic record) is a mental form, consisting of thoughts as simpler mental forms (all processed by the same brain), and a group of similar or related mental forms also have their associated (collective) morphic field. (Sheldrake's view on memory-traces is that they are "non-local," and not located in the brain.)[19]

Sheldrake's concept has little support in the mainstream scientific community. Members of the scientific community consider Sheldrake's concept to be currently unfalsifiable and therefore outside of the scope of scientific experiment. The morphic field concept is believed by many to fall into the realm of pseudoscience.[20][21][22]

Morphic resonance

Essential to Sheldrake's model is the hypothesis of morphic resonance.[23] This is a feedback mechanism between the field and the corresponding forms of morphic units. The greater the degree of similarity, the greater the resonance, leading to habituation or persistence of particular forms. So, the existence of a morphic field makes the existence of a new similar form easier.

Sheldrake proposes that the process of morphic resonance leads to stable morphic fields, which are significantly easier to tune into. He suggests that this is the means by which simpler organic forms synergetically self-organize into more complex ones, and that this model allows a different explanation for the process of evolution itself, as an addition to Darwin's evolutionary processes of selection and variation.



Also, when they say "materialst", I think they should more properly say "deconstructionist". I may, however, be off base there.
 
2012-01-27 11:30:00 AM
FTA: He simply concludes that we need to think much harder about such things.

Yup, that's what we should do. Sit down and have a good think. Just keep thinking at it until the sheer accumulation of thought is so large as to swamp the problem in sheer thinkiness. Think longer and harder than anyone has thought before.

Because experimentation and observation are for wimps.
 
2012-01-27 11:30:19 AM
After reading global warming threads I have been expecting a thread in which posters claim the internet isn't real. The headline got my hopes up. Still waiting :'(
 
2012-01-27 11:31:33 AM
Glad it's not just me today. I tried to make sense of that, all I got was WTF?
 
2012-01-27 11:33:22 AM
On the other hand, there is both a conspicuous absence of a philosophical basis for scientific explanations of consciousness, and failure by the marketing department to communicate the various philosophies of science beyond falsificationism (or even that there might be more than one philosophy of science).
 
2012-01-27 11:35:25 AM
Bhruic: FTA: He simply concludes that we need to think much harder about such things.

Yup, that's what we should do. Sit down and have a good think. Just keep thinking at it until the sheer accumulation of thought is so large as to swamp the problem in sheer thinkiness. Think longer and harder than anyone has thought before.



When I sit and think that long the toilet seat cuts of circulation to my legs so I can't stand and I have to sit and think even longer.

I usually thing really long after I eat lots of cheese.

Explain that science...
 
2012-01-27 11:35:37 AM
I thought British people were supposed to have a command over the English the language. Someone get Sam Jackson to pay this woman a visit.
 
2012-01-27 11:41:49 AM
Let's throw this out there:

Trouble arises when either science or religion claims universal jurisdiction, when either religious dogma or scientific dogma claims to be infallible. Religious creationists and scientific materialists are equally dogmatic and insensitive. By their arrogance they bring both science and religion into disrepute. The media exaggerate their numbers and importance. The media rarely mention the fact that the great majority of religious people belong to moderate denominations that treat science with respect, or the fact that the great majority of scientists treat religion with respect so long as religion does not claim jurisdiction over scientific questions.
-Freeman Dyson

/Dyson Sphere > Ringworld
 
2012-01-27 11:44:32 AM
Ever been in the 10th week of a project and that one guy whose idiotic idea was shot down in week two is *still* pimping it, with no new evidence or research, and every time the current plan seems less than 100% absolutely perfect, he's still "you know, it really wouldn't hurt to look at again"? Yeah, like that.
 
2012-01-27 11:45:20 AM
Damnit, Science shouldn't be used as a noun, it should be more like a verb. It isn't a thing, it isn't a canon of ideas, and it certainly isn't a quasi-religious orthodoxy.

Science is the scientific method. It is a process.

Guessing, testing, and checking our guess against the outcome is the best process we've come up with yet for understanding the world around us. If you don't like some of the answers that people have come up with, propose your own hypotheses and do your own experiments. But to attack the results and not the method is to utterly, spectacularly, self-defeatingly miss the point.
 
2012-01-27 11:47:39 AM
John Nash: l read the collective information through the process of morphic resonance, using it to guide its own development. This development of the particular form will then provide, again through morphic resonance, a feedback to the morphic field of that group, thus strengthening it with its own experience, resulting in new information being added (i.e. stored in the database). Sheldrake regards the morphic fields as a universal database for both organic (living) and abstract (mental) forms.

I'm also pretty sure he stole morphic fields from Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

/It's turtles all the way down
 
2012-01-27 11:52:38 AM
Science is best summed up as "Damned if I know, but I'll figure it out eventually."

People compare science to religion, but I have never seen a religion that admitted "We don't know. We think we've got it sort of right, but we still expect that the next generation will look at us and wonder how the hell we ever believed something so stupid."
 
2012-01-27 11:59:58 AM
Old enough to know better: Okay, I'll say it.

[patrick.net image 312x387]


A man who thinks dogs are psychic wrote a book trashing the entire endeavor of modern science as we know it because scientists got tired of working with him whenever he'd make a silly claim and eventually stopped returning his calls, more or less.
 
2012-01-27 12:01:17 PM
atomsmoosher: Old enough to know better: Okay, I'll say it.

[patrick.net image 312x387]

A man who thinks dogs are psychic wrote a book trashing the entire endeavor of modern science as we know it because scientists got tired of working with him whenever he'd make a silly claim and eventually stopped returning his calls, more or less.


For example.
 
2012-01-27 12:07:02 PM
atomsmoosher: Old enough to know better: Okay, I'll say it.

[patrick.net image 312x387]

A man who thinks dogs are psychic wrote a book trashing the entire endeavor of modern science as we know it because scientists got tired of working with him whenever he'd make a silly claim and eventually stopped returning his calls, more or less.


Ha! Dogs aren't psychic. It only appears that way, because they're so easily possessed by spirits.
 
2012-01-27 12:11:26 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish: atomsmoosher: Old enough to know better: Okay, I'll say it.

[patrick.net image 312x387]

A man who thinks dogs are psychic wrote a book trashing the entire endeavor of modern science as we know it because scientists got tired of working with him whenever he'd make a silly claim and eventually stopped returning his calls, more or less.

Ha! Dogs aren't psychic. It only appears that way, because they're so easily possessed by spirits.


They also can't look up.
 
2012-01-27 12:13:30 PM
He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

"Hurr durr, science is anti-Christian because it's based on reality but also it's just another religion so everything is equal, durr."
 
2012-01-27 12:14:38 PM
Same old tree-hugging, crystal-gazing, patchouli-snorting New Age horseshiat in a new package. Yay.
 
2012-01-27 12:19:58 PM
Bevets: The unlucky fact that our current form of mechanistic materialism rests on muddled, outdated notions of matter isn't often mentioned today. It's a mess that can be ignored for everyday scientific purposes, but for our wider thinking it is getting very destructive. We can't approach important mind-body topics such as consciousness or the origins of life while we still treat matter in 17th-century style as if it were dead, inert stuff, incapable of producing life. And we certainly can't go on pretending to believe that our own experience - the source of all our thought - is just an illusion, which it would have to be if that dead, alien stuff were indeed the only reality...

Rupert Sheldrake, who has long called for this development, spells out this need forcibly in his new book. He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

The materialistic science we have inherited from the late-nineteenth century, with its exclusive conceptual reliance on matter and energy, could neither envision nor can it now account for the biology of the information age. ~ Stephen Meyer


You are a fool.
 
2012-01-27 12:23:06 PM
Felgraf: I'm also pretty sure he stole morphic fields from Terry Pratchett's Discworld George Lucas' "Star Wars".
 
2012-01-27 12:23:08 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

"Hurr durr, science is anti-Christian because it's based on reality but also it's just another religion so everything is equal, durr."


http://www.skepdic.com/scientism.html (new window)
 
2012-01-27 12:28:13 PM
This sounds like a bunch of Cult of Ramtha mumbo-jumbo crap.

Oh and folks, can we please just ignore Bevets in this thread? We all know that he will only toss around out-of-context quotes, so please just dno't even bother with the guy. You're not going to change his mind and we all already know how ignorant he is, so there's no point in engaging the guy.
 
2012-01-27 12:30:54 PM
^ When has telling people to ignore "someone" ever worked?
 
2012-01-27 12:31:29 PM
Bevets: Rupert Sheldrake, who has long called for this development, spells out this need forcibly in his new book. He shows how materialism has gradually hardened into a kind of anti-Christian faith, an ideology rather than a scientific principle, claiming authority to dictate theories and to veto inquiries on topics that don't suit it, such as unorthodox medicine, let alone religion.

The problem isn't that science is anti-Christian. The problem is that the Bible is wrong about so many things as to be laughable. It's wrong about the shape of the earth, the workings of the solar system, the nature of the moon, the nature of the stars, the farking value of pi; and it is filled with insane stories about events so fantastic and world-shattering that they should have been noted by historians the world over, but are not mentioned once, nor has there been any evidence discovered for said events.

Science has come into conflict with religion because science has shown that so many religious claims are wrong. Shown them to be wrong with theories and technologies that WORK. Ever since Benjamin Franklin invented the lightning rod, Christianity has had to face the hard reality that science can kick its God in the nuts and He can't do shiat about it. (This is also true for all other religions, but we're dealing with a Christian nutter who feels persecuted, so I'm leaving the focus on that religion.)
 
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