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(CBS)		Ozzy Osbourne wants to give you a free colonoscopy (promotions.mardenkane.com)		10
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LarrytheBlueOkie

2012-01-27 09:12:34 AM

This scares the shiat out of me.

SVenus

2012-01-27 09:20:19 AM

I signed up after they promised drugs strong enough to make me think I was back at a 1970s concert with Ozzy Osborne.

If I win, I'll let you know.

dittybopper

2012-01-27 09:27:03 AM

Rectal wounds still bleeding
Just Taco Bell, you hope
We're goin' up your ass with a sigmoidoscope
Goin' up your ass with a sigmoidoscope....

c_niswonger

2012-01-27 09:36:42 AM

Considering how many of his friends have had cancer it's pretty cool that he's encouraging this. But still kinda creepy. Also, not the way I'd want to spend a 3 day vacation to NY. First day would be prepping, the Colonoscopy and recovery. You'd only have one day to enjoy the trip.

c_niswonger

2012-01-27 09:37:53 AM

LarrytheBlueOkie: This scares the shiat out of me.

That would make the prep easier.

zipdog

2012-01-27 09:38:03 AM

So they fly you up to New York, where they have some of the best restaurants in the world. Only you can't eat because you're drinking that nasty shiat that clears out your system so you can get a camera rammed up your butt. Sounds like a hell of a prize.

SVenus

2012-01-27 09:59:19 AM

zipdog: So they fly you up to New York, where they have some of the best restaurants in the world. Only you can't eat because you're drinking that nasty shiat that clears out your system so you can get a camera rammed up your butt. Sounds like a hell of a prize.

The rules and stuff on the website basically clears you for one day of eating - along with the consultation, I imagine.
The winner will NOT be disclosed to the public.

Sangi

2012-01-27 10:11:36 AM

The colonoscopy will be performed while appropriate Black Sabbath songs play in the background. The list will include Rock n Roll Doctor, The Devil Cried, Tommorow's Dream and depending on persuasion Feels Good to Me.

xxysyndrome

2012-01-27 01:09:17 PM