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If you're publishing a high school newspaper article about the dangers of STD's, it's probably best to use a commercial stock photo rather than a picture of a former student
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gopher321
2012-01-27 09:21:21 AM
Face blocked out of sympathy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jaymanchu
2012-01-27 09:29:35 AM
I like how the article points out that the STD boy is an AC/DC fan. LOL, BRB.
lockers
2012-01-27 09:31:16 AM
People can't be this dumb.
/I KNOW it's Florida
/okay, yeah they can
Pert
2012-01-27 09:32:15 AM
FTA:
There's a lesson here for young journalists: Acquaint yourself with the concept of commercial stock photos. Says Attorney Shevin: "I know that for my website I used a stock photo of a hot woman with a phone headpiece."
Pert
2012-01-27 09:33:15 AM
Feels his pain...
IAmRight
2012-01-27 09:34:50 AM
Or don't use a picture of a person. Or you can just not run pictures with that article and use them with some other article instead. Or use a picture of a staff member who doesn't care.
/who reads a HS paper?
Pert
2012-01-27 09:36:27 AM
IAmRight
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Or use a picture of a staff member
How's the teacher supposed to sleep with the students if they all think she's got an STD?
TheMega
2012-01-27 09:36:33 AM
"Uhmmm, yes... Mr. College Advisor? Cancel all those college loans I applied for... I think I've got'em covered. In fact, push back that Spring starting date to Fall semester because if this works out, I might not even need to go!"
AnthraxRipple
2012-01-27 09:37:39 AM
Relevant?
Carth
2012-01-27 09:39:30 AM
IAmRight
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/who reads a HS paper?
No one.. outside your entire peer group. Even people who don't normally read the school paper will if there is something they can torment someone with.
Toquinha
2012-01-27 09:41:13 AM
I've done a couple one-off gigs for stock photo agencies and so far, I haven't seen those photos in any publications or websites, although they did tell me that the one set of photos was supposed to be used for a Canadian government brochure for public health or something like that. I'm hoping like HELL that it's not used for something like erectile dysfunction, genital herpes, or some other sexual health issue.
cgraves67
2012-01-27 09:42:26 AM
Our high school had a student-produced cable-access channel. We all had to watch the "news" show during home room. One of their spots involved a video of a girl walking down a hallway. I don't remember what the spot was about, but I do remember one thing. They set the piece to "Barbie Girl" without the girl's permission. Suspension ensued.
/csb
Lone Stranger
2012-01-27 09:45:56 AM
They could just GIS the picture disease they are writing about and use one of those pics.
And those pictures will teach the high school kids not to be so cavalier about STDs.
ows
2012-01-27 09:46:19 AM
they killed kenny! you sons of biatches.
golf clap to pert.
Karac
2012-01-27 09:47:00 AM
Actually, I think this isn't so bad. Admittedly it does kinda single this guy out and maybe they should have used someone who had moved away or gotten permission of the parents of some local deceased kid. But it does drive home the point that people you know have STD's and you can't tell just by looking at them.
Some of my students asked me why they had to learn defensive driving; they want to be able to drive however they want. One kid even made the point that he didn't like defensive driving because he wasn't on the defense, he was a running back. As a rebuttal, I asked anyone in the class who had ever
caused
a wreck - caused, not just been in, to raise their hand. Three students out of a class of about 25 did. I then said "You see these guys? You drive to and from the same parking lot as them five times a week. That's why you don't trust the other guy's driving skills." Similarly, you shouldn't trust that that nice guy you met at the bar has always worn a hoody.
AqueousBoy
2012-01-27 09:49:29 AM
I used to work for a talent agency that booked a client to appear in an industrial video for Viagra. He did the job, then started freaking out because it suddenly occurred to him that friends or family might see the video and think he had erectile dysfunction.
It was hilarious.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-27 09:50:45 AM
At least he won't be made fun of for bein a virgin...
zez
2012-01-27 09:58:55 AM
Well he does have his hands in his pants.
/probably itches
animal900
2012-01-27 09:59:06 AM
Toquinha
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I've done a couple one-off gigs for stock photo agencies and so far, I haven't seen those photos in any publications or websites, although they did tell me that the one set of photos was supposed to be used for a Canadian government brochure for public health or something like that. I'm hoping like HELL that it's not used for something like erectile dysfunction, genital herpes, or some other sexual health issue.
Unless it's a spot about immunizations or donating blood, you've got the hep I'm afraid.
NeoBad
2012-01-27 10:11:24 AM
I'm shocked at this kid's stupidity...I mean girls like bad boys.....being STD boy would probably have got him laid in 90 seconds at my high school....
DaMoGan
2012-01-27 10:30:54 AM
Ok, now I'm really curious. STD's what?
oroku_saki
2012-01-27 11:49:40 AM
So the real question is: Does he actually have an STD, and if so, which one(s)?
ultimate_loser
2012-01-27 12:22:51 PM
And on another note
Says Attorney Shevin: "I know that for my website I used a stock photo of a hot woman with a phone headpiece.">
WHO DOESN'T?!?"
DirkTheDaring
2012-01-27 12:46:42 PM
Stock photography for STDs?
"Why can't I hold all these herpes?"
masintenn
2012-01-27 02:18:49 PM
"STD boy"........hahahahahahaha......I actually lol'd
RobSeace
2012-01-27 02:59:40 PM
ultimate_loser
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And on another note
Says Attorney Shevin: "I know that for my website I used a stock photo of a hot woman with a phone headpiece.">
WHO DOESN'T?!?"
What such a photo might look like...
Sea Monkey
2012-01-28 11:06:19 PM
Pert
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FTA:
There's a lesson here for young journalists: Acquaint yourself with the concept of commercial stock photos. Says Attorney Shevin: "I know that for my website I used a stock photo of a hot woman with a phone headpiece."
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This was my reaction as well.
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