Gee, that's a shame....

It's really too bad. If he was able to get out, in llama land there's a one man band, and he'll toot his flute for you.

Here's to hoping he goes the same way Dahmer did.

This is the murderer who got off once or twice before because his dad's rich right?

Nothing would make me happier than to see him strung up and beaten like a pinata.

I know who this guy is because of Nancy Grace and the Missing White Girl™ Industry.

I do not give a fark

Fuggin Bizzy: 'I still believe he's innocent, she said. 'I still don't know who killed Stephany Flores. There are too many unanswered questions.'


Stupid unanswered questions. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

That same quote is loaded up on my clipboard. I was wondering how someone like her can actually dress herself in the morning.

And this:

It is one of the harshest prisons in Peru, but van der Sloot has expressed concern he could be transferred to the notorious Challapalca Prison, in Tacna, southern Peru.
Ten years ago, that prison - located in a desert area on the border with Chile - was deemed unfit for inmates due to the extreme cold.

Oh please oh please oh please oh please....

Fuggin Bizzy: 'I still believe he's innocent, she said. 'I still don't know who killed Stephany Flores. There are too many unanswered questions.'

Whatwhatwhat?

He's on videotape, taking her into the room that she never walked out of. He farking confessed. There's a truckload of forensic evidence, and DNA to boot.

What "questions" could you possibly have?

Monks can alter their metabolism through meditation and endure extreme cold.

/Karma, this is how it works, perhaps
//Bad people are often victims of their own characters and natures

I bet he get plenty of hot beef injections.

Deucednuisance: What "questions" could you possibly have?

She doesn't have questions. She's just a perverse freak who wants to fark a murderer.

Deucednuisance: Fuggin Bizzy: 'I still believe he's innocent, she said. 'I still don't know who killed Stephany Flores. There are too many unanswered questions.'

Whatwhatwhat?

He's on videotape, taking her into the room that she never walked out of. He farking confessed. There's a truckload of forensic evidence, and DNA to boot.

What "questions" could you possibly have?

There are other suspects;

1. Santa Claus
2. Easter Bunny
3. Tooth Fairy

All are very adept at sneaking in and out of places surreptitiously. If not one of them, then it's probably Van Der Sloot.

Deucednuisance: Fuggin Bizzy: 'I still believe he's innocent, she said. 'I still don't know who killed Stephany Flores. There are too many unanswered questions.'

Whatwhatwhat?

He's on videotape, taking her into the room that she never walked out of. He farking confessed. There's a truckload of forensic evidence, and DNA to boot.

What "questions" could you possibly have?

"Who set him up?", obviously. Clearly, the only way you could possibly have so much high-quality and persuasive evidence is if his many detractors all conspired against him to frame him for murder. In fact, I bet Flores was in on it! I bet she murdered herself just to get him sent to prison.

Alphakronik: Here's to hoping he goes the same way Dahmer did.

Maybe we could send them a large shipment of mops and brooms.

I hope his health goes from deteriorating to rape very very soon.

Karma's a biatch.

Fark that guy.

jake_lex: Here's where he farked up: he killed a girl whose daddy is richer than his daddy is.

His daddy was a "respected" lawyer and judge on Aruba, but apparently died on the tennis court in 2010 and so was unable to protect his son any more. But the boy went on to bigger things in South America.

jake_lex: Here's where he farked up: he killed a girl whose daddy is richer than his daddy is.

I got a sawbuck here that says he's dead by the end of the year. And I won't give a flying fark when it happens.

And in a place where life is much cheaper. South American big shot is more likely to get you, and get you badly, if you fark up on his home turf.

Serves him right for doing a crime in Peruvia.

Wait, what?

Obligatory... (new window)

/RIP Patrice

I've never been to Peru... but I can't imagine that Peruvian prison is the kind of place you want to be.

He really shouldn't be running himself into walls like that....

Obligatory:

AverageAmericanGuy: It's really too bad. If he was able to get out, in llama land there's a one man band, and he'll toot his flute for you.

Sinatra in a VanDerSloot thread?

10/10

("Llamaland"...Sinatra really was a racist bastard)

karmaceutical: I've never been to Peru... but I can't imagine that Peruvian prison is the kind of place you want to be.


JoeyJoran, have you ever been in a TurkishPeruvian prison?

GacysBasement: Deucednuisance: Fuggin Bizzy: 'I still believe he's innocent, she said. 'I still don't know who killed Stephany Flores. There are too many unanswered questions.'

Whatwhatwhat?

He's on videotape, taking her into the room that she never walked out of. He farking confessed. There's a truckload of forensic evidence, and DNA to boot.

What "questions" could you possibly have?

There are other suspects;

1. Santa Claus
2. Easter Bunny
3. Tooth Fairy

All are very adept at sneaking in and out of places surreptitiously. If not one of them, then it's probably Van Der Sloot.

4. Ezio Auditore
5. Altair

Though what role those women play in the Templar Conspiracy I have no idea

Peruvian prisons: Would you like to know more? (new window)

"Recently, a new warden took over. He was murdered the first day on the job. So this is what we're dealing with. If they got to the warden the first day, can you imagine what could happen to van der Sloot? It's insane."

karmaceutical: I've never been to Peru... but I can't imagine that Peruvian prison is the kind of place you want to be.



I hear they smuggle good marmalade

This far into the thread and noboy has remarked that he had conjugal visits with multiple girlfriends in his prior cell? (How do you meet women while you are in jail anyway?)

Or that a rich US woman sent him $100,000 and seems to be willing to jump him?

WTF? Does this guy have a double-dong or something?

FTA: She has wired $100,000 to help fund his legal costs and he wrote to her after being convicted of murder asking for more funds and claiming he loved her.

When men do tremendously stupid things in the name of love we call it 'thinking with the wrong head'. Anyone know a female equivalent?

While he was held at Castro Castro prison, van der Sloot was said to have enjoyed access to books, the internet and even conjugal visits from girlfriends.

0_o

I bet he marries some chick off the internet soon.

Already? Wuss.

I'm going to Peru next month, and I've got two spare $100 bills.

Anyone dare me to go to the prison and see if I can arrange a hit?

This guy is amazing. He's killed two girls and is finally convicted, and yet he's still got women lining up outside the prison to fark him, and a rich lady paying his bills who is somehow convinced that the bastard didn't do it, even though he says he did.

Who is this guy, Batman?

Turbo Cojones: I'm going to Peru next month, and I've got two spare $100 bills.

Anyone dare me to go to the prison and see if I can arrange a hit?

F*ck it, I would spot you another $100 or so. I want in on that action. Let some vato shank him two dozen times
/I want a pic of the convict with the hundy in his hand afterwards, too.

Um, yeah, sorry, but fark that guy.

Obligatory

blunts upon a time: FTA: She has wired $100,000 to help fund his legal costs and he wrote to her after being convicted of murder asking for more funds and claiming he loved her.

When men do tremendously stupid things in the name of love we call it 'thinking with the wrong head'. Anyone know a female equivalent?

Thinking with the bean?

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I bet he get plenty of hot beef injections.

Hotdog / hallway...

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: This guy is amazing. He's killed two girls and is finally convicted, and yet he's still got women lining up outside the prison to fark him, and a rich lady paying his bills who is somehow convinced that the bastard didn't do it, even though he says he did.

Who is this guy, Batman?

Nope, just a guy with a really good con going, living in a world full of empowered feminists who refuse under any circumstances to admit their Mr. Perfect can't actually exist (and so eagerly jump at anyone who can con them into thinking he's the soul mate they've spent their lives searching for).

/reading minds is the world's second oldest con game

Morpheses: blunts upon a time: FTA: She has wired $100,000 to help fund his legal costs and he wrote to her after being convicted of murder asking for more funds and claiming he loved her.

When men do tremendously stupid things in the name of love we call it 'thinking with the wrong head'. Anyone know a female equivalent?

Thinking with the bean?

brilliant. lol

Paging Dr. Quinzell, Dr Harleen Quizell please dial extension 10.

The Peruvian girl is hotter. Look at that side boob. Should get death for killin that.

whosits_112: Turbo Cojones: I'm going to Peru next month, and I've got two spare $100 bills.

Anyone dare me to go to the prison and see if I can arrange a hit?

F*ck it, I would spot you another $100 or so. I want in on that action. Let some vato shank him two dozen times
/I want a pic of the convict with the hundy in his hand afterwards, too.

I probably have a cousin or two in there; it shouldn't be too hard to get a visit inside.

whosits_112: Turbo Cojones: I'm going to Peru next month, and I've got two spare $100 bills.

Anyone dare me to go to the prison and see if I can arrange a hit?

F*ck it, I would spot you another $100 or so. I want in on that action. Let some vato shank him two dozen times
/I want a pic of the convict with the hundy in his hand afterwards, too.

Wrong brown people. Vatos are mexican.