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Mugato

2012-01-27 09:03:41 AM

I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

donnyd

2012-01-27 09:39:46 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

I'm going to bet you've had that one up your sleeve for a while.

Bunnyhat

2012-01-27 09:41:28 AM

donnyd: Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

I'm going to bet you've had that one up your sleeve for a while.

A picture of Maculay Culkin?
Sure. You never know when you might get some.

funk_soul_bubby

2012-01-27 09:41:40 AM

So simple yet so effective. I LOL'd.

LewDux

2012-01-27 09:48:36 AM

Justin then emerged and performed his own rendition of "Rockin' Robin" -- which MJ famously covered on his first solo album back in 1972. It wasn't half bad either.

To be fair it was before he started working with Quincy Jones

bhcompy

2012-01-27 09:48:40 AM

I thought that was a Prince song, not a Michael Jackson song

iron_city_ap

2012-01-27 09:48:59 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

More likely he taped it to her hoo ha

Jonny17

2012-01-27 09:52:26 AM

Paris is a boy's name.

There, I said it.

Uncle Pooky

2012-01-27 09:58:48 AM

People are spending way too much time making jokes about how Michael had kids.... wait....

/kudos, Subby. That got a humored groan from me.

Pumpernickel bread

2012-01-27 10:02:11 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

I don't think he is the biological father. Paris is a fair skinned blue eyed girl.

Gordon Bennett

2012-01-27 10:03:36 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

weblogs.baltimoresun.com

Perhaps artificial insemination. It's bound to have been more effective than having his ten year old boyfriend fart Jackson's spunk out into a vagina.

babysealclubber

2012-01-27 10:06:30 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

This+Headline=Win

madcan34

2012-01-27 10:26:39 AM

These kids will walk around living in MJ's shadow for the reset of their lives and talking about what a great man he was and blah, blah, blah and I'd be willing to bet my last dollar they have absolutely no clue what he was like out of the limelight. I bet they hardly ever saw the man.

dougfm

2012-01-27 10:54:04 AM

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

He doesn't really. It doesn't take Maury to tell those aren't the children of a black man.

Yomoxu

2012-01-27 11:15:33 AM

Pumpernickel bread: Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

I don't think he is the biological father. Paris is a fair skinned blue eyed girl.

This.

nmiguy

2012-01-27 11:19:13 AM

How hard is it for people to accept that MJ was bi-sexual?

Whatever. Paris Jackson will have a wonderful career. I wish her success and happiness.

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-27 11:30:57 AM

Subby are you implying she wants to put one in his stink?

cousndick

2012-01-27 12:41:13 PM

Michael's opinion?

www.documentingreality.com

MCStymie

2012-01-27 02:53:13 PM

Played fantastically, subby! Someone get this one in for a headline award!

Mugato: I didn't know Michael Jackson had kids, how did that happen? Did he tape a picture of Maculay Culkin to some chick's back?

/...and this one's in the books. Goodnight, everyone.

LessO2

2012-01-27 03:11:00 PM

SelenaDori

2012-01-27 03:36:19 PM

Is this the Vagina project from the main page?....... Ooops i guess i got lost, sorry, Or maybe i didnt.... Booo subby for this shiat! Wheres my barf bag?

SelenaDori

2012-01-27 03:37:49 PM

Jonny17: Paris is a boy's name.

There, I said it.

Well everyone knows he loved little boys more any way..... SO......

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2012-01-27 03:39:24 PM

she moved on from Chris Brown already?

i.mediatakeout.com

She's not his blood, but who gives a fk? He raised those kids well... a lot better than Jermaine and Randy kids with that Alejandra skank. Long as the kids do well, and don't fall into the Disney Kid trap, they'll be fine.

SelenaDori

2012-01-27 03:40:48 PM

Oh yeah and i am SURE he would have loved to MENTOR Beiber too, just saying.....

Coelacanth

2012-01-27 04:34:42 PM

Paris is one spookily beautiful young lady.

MrEricSir

2012-01-27 05:35:17 PM

At this point, if my name were "Paris" I'd change it to just about anything else.

ArmasFM

2012-01-27 06:40:31 PM

Jonny17: Paris is a boy's name.

There, I said it.

I'm sure this guy would agree.

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