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Drew Carey splits with fiancee after a five year engagement. *sad trombone music*
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quietwalker
2012-01-27 09:12:04 AM
Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
hicksfa2
2012-01-27 09:14:15 AM
Wouldn't
this
(new window) be more appropriate?
Boondock3806
2012-01-27 09:15:51 AM
That was NOT nice and easy.
AnubisMan
2012-01-27 09:16:02 AM
In 2010, Carey dropped 80 lbs., and attributed his significant weight loss to the inspiration of his fiancée and her son, Connor, now 6.
Good for him, I bet he took it to the extreme and it changed who he was from when they first met. I'm all for fitness and being healthy, but if you shouldn't try and force that shiat on your loved ones. She got engaged to a jolly fat fun guy and now she has a guy planning out his tofu meals.
/ran 5k today
blondski
2012-01-27 09:16:46 AM
Son of 6 years, engagement of 5 years. Guess he wanted to marry her for the kid's sake and that's it.
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-27 09:19:20 AM
Tuba or euphonium or baritone. Not trombone.
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-27 09:19:36 AM
At least he says he'll still be part of the kid's life...heck, he's all the kid has known really.
Honest Bender
2012-01-27 09:19:54 AM
Maybe she was a fan of The Price is Right?
/He ruined that show.
//ran 6L today
xxmedium
2012-01-27 09:21:33 AM
"Now it's time to play a little game we like to call 'Ho Done'."
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-27 09:21:41 AM
AnubisMan
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In 2010, Carey dropped 80 lbs., and attributed his significant weight loss to the inspiration of his fiancée and her son, Connor, now 6.
Good for him, I bet he took it to the extreme and it changed who he was from when they first met. I'm all for fitness and being healthy, but if you shouldn't try and force that shiat on your loved ones. She got engaged to a jolly fat fun guy and now she has a guy planning out his tofu meals.
/ran 5k today
Drew Carey, like Jonah Hill, just looks weird with the massive weight loss. You just wanna shake them and say "WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU!!!"
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-27 09:23:23 AM
quietwalker
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Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
My ex-wife and I were engaged for a full year and a half before setting the date. Of course, you saw how I referred to her.
jj325
2012-01-27 09:28:17 AM
Fummy. I always thought Carey was gay.
/NTTAWWT
vonClogg
2012-01-27 09:31:07 AM
GoodyearPimp
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Tuba or euphonium or baritone. Not trombone.
The first part is a tuba but the slide at the end is a bunch of other horns, at least one of which is a trombone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Burr
2012-01-27 09:31:38 AM
He just wants to follow in Bobs footsteps and bang all the models, and didn't want the guilt of being "committed" while doing it.
cmcl
2012-01-27 09:32:05 AM
Years ago, I was watching the Tonight Show (I'm better now) and Carey was on, and they were talking about how he had been invited to the Playboy Mansion for some reason. He said he brought his girlfriend, and commented that it was "like bringing a burger to a banquet." Yeah, that's marriage material.
bonefish
2012-01-27 09:32:39 AM
scottydoesntknow
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AnubisMan: In 2010, Carey dropped 80 lbs., and attributed his significant weight loss to the inspiration of his fiancée and her son, Connor, now 6.
Good for him, I bet he took it to the extreme and it changed who he was from when they first met. I'm all for fitness and being healthy, but if you shouldn't try and force that shiat on your loved ones. She got engaged to a jolly fat fun guy and now she has a guy planning out his tofu meals.
/ran 5k today
Drew Carey, like Jonah Hill, just looks weird with the massive weight loss. You just wanna shake them and say "WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU!!!"
The Jews want me to stay fat...
redly1
2012-01-27 09:33:03 AM
I could never quite get Carey's comedy. That improv show on ABC sealed the deal for me..gag
/walked 5m today
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-27 09:34:24 AM
Mr. Cat Poop
2012-01-27 09:35:09 AM
Burr
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He just wants to follow in Bobs footsteps and bang all the models, and didn't want the guilt of being "committed" while doing it.
That's what I figured. And who can blame him?
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-27 09:37:54 AM
So she was a chubby chaser and he undid the chubby part and there you go.
/Relationship was weak from the getgo
//Everybody knows it when that's the case
///Think of the children
Pert
2012-01-27 09:39:36 AM
The price is WRONG, biatch...
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-27 09:41:50 AM
Also, not everybody needs (or wants) to be married.
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-27 09:42:52 AM
That's a damn shame, I bet Bill Cosby and Hitler would have gone halves on a really kick-ass wedding gift...
bhcompy
2012-01-27 09:42:55 AM
AnubisMan
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In 2010, Carey dropped 80 lbs., and attributed his significant weight loss to the inspiration of his fiancée and her son, Connor, now 6.
Good for him, I bet he took it to the extreme and it changed who he was from when they first met. I'm all for fitness and being healthy, but if you shouldn't try and force that shiat on your loved ones. She got engaged to a jolly fat fun guy and now she has a guy planning out his tofu meals.
/ran 5k today
Well, he does seem pretty metrosexual now
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-27 09:43:44 AM
quietwalker
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Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
My wife and I were engaged for just over 3 years. We've been married for 15 years.
/outlier, apparently
KimNorth
2012-01-27 09:48:33 AM
Best In The World
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"The economic game is not supposed to be rigged like some shady ring toss on a carnival midway." Arianna Huffington
Tha problem wit tha Price Is Right is that the prices are rigged. I have proof 2. I was home sick tha other day and they had a 2011 Mustang as the prize & the person had 2 guess tha price. Bro, that's my car. Same exact model. The price on tha show was $21,250 that's a farking lie, G. I paid $25,474 fo that ride. But that's just the iceberg. Do you know what red lazer is? It's an App on my phone whurrr I can scan items & it'll give me tha price. Well, on 1 of tha games they had Cheese-Its and said they was $4.29. BEEEEEP. Wrong answer. I was eating Cheese-Its at the time so I scanned tha same box they had on TV. $3.50. How can that show operate like that with fake life prices? I can't think of a more frustrating game show. BUT, who don't like tha wheel & tha showcases? I dream of one day owning a trailer that I can convert into a party bus. I'm actually looking into buying something like this
[www.mylightninglimos.com image 640x393]
That 1 right thurrr is $75k used. I can't afford that. But the lot by me has a 1992 Blue Bird Bus with 650k miles on it fo around 9 G's. I could prob swing that and then add some velvet & a stripper pole.
In California everything cost more and in LA County even more and that is where the show is filmed so where they get the price.
California has so many hidden taxes you know so it can support all the people who should not even be here or shh who we are not allowed to complain about supporting.
KimNorth
2012-01-27 09:50:32 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
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quietwalker: Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
My wife and I were engaged for just over 3 years. We've been married for 15 years.
/outlier, apparently
Did you get engaged while still getting your eduacation?
Because that is understandable.
KimNorth
2012-01-27 09:51:25 AM
KimNorth
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club: quietwalker: Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
My wife and I were engaged for just over 3 years. We've been married for 15 years.
/outlier, apparently
Did you get engaged while still getting your eduacation?
Because that is understandable.
Maybe I need an "eduacation"
CarpeScrotum
2012-01-27 09:54:08 AM
Am I the only one that read that as Drew Curtis?
Burr
2012-01-27 09:54:24 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
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My wife and I were engaged for just over 3 years. We've been married for 15 years.
/outlier, apparently
Did you have a set date though?
Noexit
2012-01-27 09:56:56 AM
She must have realized he's actually a lesbian.
Marcintosh
2012-01-27 09:58:29 AM
"That was a terrible feeling. I thought, I'm never going to see him graduate high school."
Right again round boy!
quietwalker
2012-01-27 10:01:04 AM
The 1-year-no-date-equals-no-wedding is just a generalization after all. While I haven't seen it proven wrong in my circle of friends, there are a few who could yet bring my 100% average down.
That won't distress me. It's just a useful rule of thumb.
taliesinwi
2012-01-27 10:08:43 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
:
quietwalker: Speaking only from the experience garnered from countless friends, co-workers and acquaintances, if the engagement goes for more than a year, and there's still no date set, it's never going to happen.
I don't see why celebs would be exempt from that generalization.
/ and yes, if this applies to you, it really does apply to you.
My wife and I were engaged for just over 3 years. We've been married for 15 years.
/outlier, apparently
My parents were engaged for a little over four. But they "set the date" (we'll marry when dad's done with college) right when they got engaged and only picked a specific day on the calendar after he graduated. I think what they're saying is if you're engaged for over a year and you have _no idea_, not even a general one, when you're going to get married ("oh, we're just not ready to set a date yet!"), you're probably doomed.
FarkImALoser
2012-01-27 10:13:11 AM
I was once at a taping of price. Both his kid and his fiancée were there. His fiancée is FINE!
The grass is always greener I guess...
bangmaid
2012-01-27 10:13:40 AM
The chick I've been trying to nail has been engaged for like 5 years already so this thread is good news for me.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-27 10:20:13 AM
bangmaid
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The chick I've been trying to nail has been engaged for like 5 years already so this thread is good news for me.
Just wait around for the rebound sex. It's great because they are usually crying.
/Walked 10 feet to my car today
Churchy LaFemme
2012-01-27 10:21:28 AM
jj325
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Fummy. I always thought Carey was gay.
/NTTAWWT
He IS a Republican so it's entirely possible he just hasn't come out yet.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-27 10:24:45 AM
Churchy LaFemme
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jj325: Fummy. I always thought Carey was gay.
/NTTAWWT
He IS a Republican so it's entirely possible he just hasn't come out yet.
You've got it all wrong. Democrats are all gay. The handful of Republicans that are gay never come out of the closet.
Get your stereotypes correct or, GTFO.
LazarusLong42
2012-01-27 10:27:25 AM
redly1
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I could never quite get Carey's comedy. That improv show on ABC sealed the deal for me..gag
/walked 5m today
You shut your whore mouth. Whose Line was the only good comedy Carey did. Still not as good as the original British version though.
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
2012-01-27 10:28:24 AM
Sorry, I was distracted by the ad for People Magazine on the sidebar, with a picture of Heidi Klum, and the headline "Inside Her Sad Split"...
I volunteer to cheer it... I mean her up!
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-27 10:34:34 AM
Pump_ThePurpleWarrior
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Sorry, I was distracted by the ad for People Magazine on the sidebar, with a picture of Heidi Klum, and the headline "Inside Her Sad Split"...
bjorky
2012-01-27 10:47:00 AM
GoodyearPimp
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Tuba or euphonium or baritone. Not trombone.
It could be! -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuXJkJaDGVQ
EnderX
2012-01-27 10:48:18 AM
Congratulations! Drew you just saved half your money!!
mama2tnt
2012-01-27 10:51:19 AM
CarpeScrotum
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Am I the only one that read that as Drew Curtis?
I read it as "Drew Peterson." Now I have to go beat myself up for that.
Another Government Employee
2012-01-27 10:57:26 AM
We have the 36 CD set of "Songs For Breakups", complete with that punk hit "STFU and GTFO".
Burr
2012-01-27 11:16:51 AM
Churchy LaFemme
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jj325: Fummy. I always thought Carey was gay.
/NTTAWWT
He IS a Republican so it's entirely possible he just hasn't come out yet.
Actually, he is a big time
Libertarian
(new window)
And no, not all libertarians are republicans.
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-27 11:17:34 AM
Prizes on The Price is Right are going to take a dark turn now...
No more giving away family friendly trips to Disneyworld... now it's going to be tours of the Nevada brothels. Children's furniture in the Showcase? Not anymore. Now, it;s going to be hookers and blow.
...wait a minute, that sounds awesome.
kroonermanblack
2012-01-27 11:37:12 AM
Am I the only one ignores best in show or whatever his name is? He shows up to a thread and has a sort of bastard offspring version of Tourette's and bevets and mikelowelle pattern where he lasts a quote, usually tangentially related to the thread at best, and some thing below it.
As far as weight loss, has anyone had any success with clinics? I refuse drugs or surgery, and doubt the fad diets like 'the cookie diet' and things are sustainable.
I'm more interested in a long term solution, and don't have the willpower to do it myself (yes, sugar and fat and sloth are demanding gods). So support network, guidance, direction, someone with a farking beater stick etc.
Archimedes' Principal
2012-01-27 11:48:56 AM
Sounds like Drew Carey may have found Bob Barker's access pass to 'The Garden of Earthly Delights' (aka TPIR girls.
/NTTAWWT
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