Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

I find it hard to believe that a 78 year old man had never had his picture taken before. And if he hadn't, that's a pretty shiaty first picture.

Mama Cass is not amused.

Sympathizes

I'm glad they included in the article a useful picture of what ham might look like.

He was taken to hospital, where doctors removed the five centimetre by three centimetre piece of meat.

Christ. Chew your farking food.

Pure. Adrenaline.

It sounds like it's just the free ham that's deadly..

I used to smoke one ham a day

THE SIWENT KIWWA!

IrateShadow: He was taken to hospital, where doctors removed the five centimetre by three centimetre piece of meat.

Christ. Chew your farking food.

2.54 cm = 1"

Not much ham to do so much damage.

Everyone knows Toby is the silent killer.

what a horrible way to go, without mustard

DarnoKonrad: I used to smoke one ham a day

I used to smoke two in the morning, two at night, two in the afternoon, it made me feel alright.

Didn't anyone know the hamlich maneuver????

Ham would never hurt me. :(

Pair-o-Dice: IrateShadow: He was taken to hospital, where doctors removed the five centimetre by three centimetre piece of meat.

Christ. Chew your farking food.

2.54 cm = 1"

Not much ham to do so much damage.

Go cut a 1"x1.5"x1" piece of food. It's bigger than you think when you're trying to shove it down your esophagus.

/obvious jokes abound

Nectar is the drink of the gods. Ambrosia is the food of the gods. Get it right.

Pair-o-Dice: Pure. Adrenaline.

Oh, go to hell.

Three hams will fill him,
Three hams will thrill him,
Why don't you feed him,
THREE HAAAAAAAAAAMS!

If you're gonna eat steak ham, get sharper teeth!

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If you're gonna eat steak ham, get sharper teeth!

He was trying to swallow a whole cow!

Her story isn't adding up.

FTA: "A pensioner watched in horror as her husband collapsed on a supermarket floor after choking on a sample piece of ham at a deli counter."

But Then: "It was only when she wondered why her husband had not followed her that she returned and discovered him on the supermarket floor."

So what is lady? You watched him choke and collapse, or you wandered off, then came back and found him??? I'm calling foul play on this one. I think she did it, and she's blaming the pig.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Best ham you'll ever eat:

1 spiral sliced ham placed in crockpot with 1 gallon apple cider, orange slices, brown sugar, (real) maple syrup.

Cook for 8 to 10 hours.

While that does sound delicious, it is not better than my bacon-wrapped, rosemary smoked ham.

Make a bunch of small (1/4in) incisions all over the ham. insert a sprig of rosemary in each incision. Rub the ham throughly with my secret bbq rub. Wrap ham in bacon, using toothpicks if necessary. Smoke for 6 hours @ 180.

//recipe might be even better using a full pork loin.

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Best ham you'll ever eat:

1 spiral sliced ham placed in crockpot with 1 gallon apple cider, orange slices, brown sugar, (real) maple syrup.

Cook for 8 to 10 hours.

That sounds delicious. Here's the best ham I ever ate:

CaineTheLongshot: Three hams will fill him,
Three hams will thrill him,
Why don't you feed him,
THREE HAAAAAAAAAAMS!

THREE HAMS WILL KILL HIM THREE HAMS WILL KILL HIM WHY DON'T YOU FEED HIM...

THREE HAAAAMS!

/poor thundercles

I told you, watch out for that guy in the middle.

Behold, the Bacon Explosion:

Here is the recipe.

HAM THREAD!!!!!

Leeds: HAM THREAD!!!!!

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Leeds: Leeds: HAM THREAD!!!!!

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Hard to believe they come from the same animal. Ham sucks.

Leeds: Leeds: Leeds: Leeds: HAM THREAD!!!!!

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IrateShadow: He was taken to hospital, where doctors removed the five centimetre by three centimetre piece of meat.
Christ. Chew your farking food.

Pair-o-Dice: 2.54 cm = 1"
Not much ham to do so much damage.

So they took an ~2 inch by 1 inch piece of meat from his throat? I'm agreeing with Irate Shadow. That's a good sized piece to put in your mouth, but then you have to CHEW before trying to swallow it!

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Best ham you'll ever eat:

1 spiral sliced ham placed in crockpot with 1 gallon apple cider, orange slices, brown sugar, (real) maple syrup.



FTFM

NotARocketScientist: IrateShadow: He was taken to hospital, where doctors removed the five centimetre by three centimetre piece of meat.
Christ. Chew your farking food.

Pair-o-Dice: 2.54 cm = 1"
Not much ham to do so much damage.

So they took an ~2 inch by 1 inch piece of meat from his throat? I'm agreeing with Irate Shadow. That's a good sized piece to put in your mouth, but then you have to CHEW before trying to swallow it!