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2012-01-27 12:32:42 AM
Yeah, that's no surprise.
 
2012-01-27 12:36:59 AM
Schrodinger's Candidate exists in Quantum Political Superposition, your argument is invalid...
 
2012-01-27 12:48:44 AM
Yeah, let's focus on the fact that Romney forgot about one of the huge numbers of ads when put on the spot during a debate, and just ignore the fact that Newt did say it.

Here's Gingrich's quote:
"We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."
 
2012-01-27 01:05:34 AM
i42.tinypic.com

"Classic case," Gingrich backer Fred Thompson said, "Putting out ads on the radio that are false accusing Gingrich of things and then having the candiate stand up there and go 'Oh, I didn't approve that, I don't know anything about that,' while millions of dollars are being spent on a ground game and an ad game by him and on his behalf."
 
2012-01-27 01:23:19 AM
NewportBarGuy: [i42.tinypic.com image 618x347]

"Classic case," Gingrich backer Fred Thompson said, "Putting out ads on the radio that are false accusing Gingrich of things and then having the candiate stand up there and go 'Oh, I didn't approve that, I don't know anything about that,' while millions of dollars are being spent on a ground game and an ad game by him and on his behalf."


Really? He said that?
Another GOP rocket surgeon.
 
2012-01-27 01:27:49 AM
*group hug*
 
2012-01-27 01:49:44 AM
Stupid tag trumps Obvious why?


Also, now let's see how well Gingrich would fare if he were quizzed on all of the TV and radio ads that HE "approved". THAT would be fun to watch.
 
2012-01-27 02:14:27 AM
Dance, puppets, dance...
 
2012-01-27 02:19:57 AM
I clicked on the video of the ad in the link, but the narration in voice-over was so goddamn fast that I couldn't keep up 60% of with it with my limited California-Spanish language comprehension. Anybody with better Spanish skills wanna take a shot at providing a translation.of it?
 
2012-01-27 02:27:24 AM
ShawnDoc: Yeah, let's focus on the fact that Romney forgot about one of the huge numbers of ads when put on the spot during a debate, and just ignore the fact that Newt did say it.

Here's Gingrich's quote:
"We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."


To be fair, Newt has said that quoting him is considered lying. So... there's that.

I loved how in the debate, Newt claimed he wasn't speaking specifically about Spanish, but about all languages. So according to Newt Gingrich, any language outside of English is ghetto language. And English is never used in ghettos.

He also feigned outrage that Mitt's income sources were brought up in debate after he brought them up in numerous interviews and statements.

I really do hate Newt Gingrich.
 
2012-01-27 02:42:04 AM
Cyberluddite: I clicked on the video of the ad in the link, but the narration in voice-over was so goddamn fast that I couldn't keep up 60% of with it with my limited California-Spanish language comprehension. Anybody with better Spanish skills wanna take a shot at providing a translation.of it?

Here you go, fresh out of my translation oven:

Newt Gingrich says he is a conservative like Ronald Reagan.
But we're going to analyze the facts:

Gingrich said he is not going to change the failed policies of Barack Obama concerning trips to Cuba that have only served to fill the coffers of Castro's tyranny and increase repression on the island. I don't believe Reagan would agree with Gingrich.

Gingrich got rich off of Freddie Mac, one of the main culprits of the Mortgage collapse that has caused so much damage to our community. Reagan would never have joined forces with Nancy Pelosi to advance the agenda of the extreme Left. Ronald Reagan would never have offended Hispanics like Newt Gingrich did when he said that Spanish is the "language of the ghetto." And now in the quest for votes, Gingrich wants to change his story. But the facts speak for themselves.

Paid for by Romney for President Incorporated.

I'm Mitt Romney. I'm running for president, and I approve this message.
 
2012-01-27 02:53:36 AM
ShawnDoc: Yeah, let's focus on the fact that Romney forgot about one of the huge numbers of ads when put on the spot during a debate, and just ignore the fact that Newt did say it.

Here's Gingrich's quote:
"We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."


OK, you win. They're both dumbasses.
 
2012-01-27 03:11:08 AM
Wait. Watching that clip, did Romney say that English is the official language of the US? "...as it is." Yep, he did.

Who's Gingrich going to pick as VP?
 
2012-01-27 04:21:22 AM
WHY is this a problem?
where were these people when they were swift boating a decorated war vet?
oh wait

it is OK when the GOP rips the DEMS, but when the GOPS are ripping the GOPS?
bhwhahahahahahahaa

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
please let newt stay in the race for a few more months

pretty please
 
2012-01-27 07:29:32 AM
Car_Ramrod: And English is never used in ghettos.

When the people living in them speak English we don't call them "ghettos", we call them "trailer parks",
 
2012-01-27 07:30:07 AM
davidphogan: Wait. Watching that clip, did Romney say that English is the official language of the US? "...as it is." Yep, he did.

Who's Gingrich going to pick as VP?


Yeah, I caught that as well.

As a country we have specifically chosen again and again to NOT have an official language.
 
2012-01-27 07:33:01 AM
Romney's back to playing frontrunner.
 
2012-01-27 07:48:19 AM
As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby child is babbling Spanish
In the ghetto
 
2012-01-27 07:50:57 AM
...And the GOP Freak Show rolls on.
 
2012-01-27 07:59:46 AM
"I'm Mitt Romney, I'll take any position on an issue that you want to hear for your vote, then I'll change my mind later and deny it!"
 
2012-01-27 08:00:51 AM
(in the ghettoooo)
 
2012-01-27 08:01:21 AM
Awesome. And this is just the preseason. Wait until these tards finally pick someone to run and the major league derp show begins. This is going to be an epic campaign season. I put June as the over/under for when their candidate drops an n-bomb on national TV. Earlier if Gingrich gets the nomination. That dude has absolutely no filters. This is going to be the lulziest election ever.
 
2012-01-27 08:02:47 AM
ShawnDoc: Yeah, let's focus on the fact that Romney forgot about one of the huge numbers of ads when put on the spot during a debate, and just ignore the fact that Newt did say it.

Here's Gingrich's quote:
"We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."


Newt is his own worse enemy.
 
2012-01-27 08:09:23 AM
Yeah, Romney. He didn't SAY Spanish was the language of the ghetto. He IMPLIED Spanish was the language of the ghetto.
 
2012-01-27 08:10:51 AM
ShawnDoc: Yeah, let's focus on the fact that Romney forgot about one of the huge numbers of ads when put on the spot during a debate, and just ignore the fact that Newt did say it.

Here's Gingrich's quote:
"We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto."


I kinda get what he was trying to mean there, but damn that's a terrible way to word it. Consider:

"Kids should learn English so they have better job opportunities in the real world. Immersion is a proven effective language learning technique"

vs

"Poor people know spanish"
 
2012-01-27 08:13:05 AM
Doctor Funkenstein: Awesome. And this is just the preseason. Wait until these tards finally pick someone to run and the major league derp show begins. This is going to be an epic campaign season. I put June as the over/under for when their candidate drops an n-bomb on national TV. Earlier if Gingrich gets the nomination. That dude has absolutely no filters. This is going to be the lulziest election ever.

I don't think it'll be a candidate... but one of the GOP knuckle-draggers will drop the N-bomb at a town hall meeting. Hell, there were already crowds at a Newt rally chanting for Obama to go back to Kenya.

If it starts looking like Obama will win reelection, the chances of that happening are even higher...
 
2012-01-27 08:13:28 AM
I listened to the ad and all I heard was booga booga muslin speak.
 
2012-01-27 08:13:40 AM
"it was a radio ad that ran on Spanish stations and it made reference to the fact that Newt Gingrich had once referred to Spanish as the language of the ghetto. And Politifact looked at that ad, they looked at that specific claim, and they rated it mostly true."

Awesome.
 
2012-01-27 08:15:00 AM
ManateeGag: Newt is his own worse enemy.

I'm sure Newt would look it the other way around i.e. that the American electorate are his enemies because they are not universally soulless sociopaths who share his prejudices.
 
2012-01-27 08:16:44 AM
They are both such wonderful gifts. What an entertaining year they are going to give us. And then in November the Republican party is going to lose their majorities in the house and senate and we can get back to watching the Democrats having no idea how to get things done when they are in power.
 
2012-01-27 08:18:10 AM
Grables'Daughter : As a country we have specifically chosen again and again to NOT have an official language.

Don't be silly... of course our official language is English. It's part of what makes us such a strong Christian nation.
 
2012-01-27 08:20:19 AM
Barakku: "Kids should learn English so they have better job opportunities in the real world. Immersion is a proven effective language learning technique"

vs

"Poor people know spanish"


The reason he didn't choose the former is that has as one of it's basic assumptions that the speaker wants Spanish speaking children to be successful and integrated into the melting pot of American society. It's clear from their language that people who speak another language or look different are "the other" and are to be rejected.

Why do you think they say "illegal anchor babies" and not "children"?
 
2012-01-27 08:23:17 AM
I watched a bit of the debate and I was gobsmacked. I truly can't believe that this is what the GOP has evolved into when their two front runners, supposedly grown men, have as their debate platform;
"You're a doodyhead"
No, YOU're a doodyhead!"
"Oh yeah, well YOU're the doodiest of doodyheads and I think you should apologize for calling me a doodyhead!"

It's pathetic and so, so sad.
 
2012-01-27 08:23:21 AM
davidphogan: Wait. Watching that clip, did Romney say that English is the official language of the US? "...as it is." Yep, he did.

Who's Gingrich Obama going to pick as VP the new Secretary of State?


FTFY, as it is certainly a more relevant question.
 
2012-01-27 08:25:36 AM
Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do you think they say "illegal anchor babies" and not "children"?

In Republicanland, life is only precious up until the moment of birth. It is at this point that children born into poor families become a burden on society.
 
2012-01-27 08:26:10 AM
dinch: "You're a doodyhead"
No, YOU're a doodyhead!"
"Oh yeah, well YOU're the doodiest of doodyheads and I think you should apologize for calling me a doodyhead!"


"No no, we're not doodyheads, the media is doodyheads!" *wild cheers*
 
2012-01-27 08:27:11 AM
dinch: I watched a bit of the debate and I was gobsmacked. I truly can't believe that this is what the GOP has evolved into when their two front runners, supposedly grown men, have as their debate platform;
"You're a doodyhead"
No, YOU're a doodyhead!"
"Oh yeah, well YOU're the doodiest of doodyheads and I think you should apologize for calling me a doodyhead!"

It's pathetic and so, so sad.


The dems aren't much better.

Debate season is a joke.

/both sides are bad
//so don't vote for either of them
 
2012-01-27 08:28:27 AM
CPennypacker: Yeah, Romney. He didn't SAY Spanish was the language of the ghetto. He IMPLIED Spanish was the language of the ghetto.

IMPLY, INFER, SAY- I always get those confused.
 
2012-01-27 08:32:02 AM
As a FARKer who has relative that still speak Pennsylvania Dutch I say Gingrich GLUTZKUPP.

/from the ghettos and barrios of the mahantongo valley
 
2012-01-27 08:35:12 AM
How's that Citizensy Unitedy stuff workin' out for ya, republicans?
 
2012-01-27 08:43:36 AM
Silly. We all know Newt speaks in tongues so everyone can understand him. And by tongues I mean tongue in his mistresses crotch.
 
2012-01-27 08:45:22 AM
dinch: I watched a bit of the debate and I was gobsmacked. I truly can't believe that this is what the GOP has evolved into when their two front runners, supposedly grown men, have as their debate platform;
"You're a doodyhead"
No, YOU're a doodyhead!"
"Oh yeah, well YOU're the doodiest of doodyheads and I think you should apologize for calling me a doodyhead!"

It's pathetic and so, so sad.


Be fair. Sometimes the tall doodyhead will stop for a minute and say' "the President is truly the biggest doodyhead." Because he's the one that's really serious, you see.
 
2012-01-27 08:45:56 AM
TsukasaK: dinch: I watched a bit of the debate and I was gobsmacked. I truly can't believe that this is what the GOP has evolved into when their two front runners, supposedly grown men, have as their debate platform;
"You're a doodyhead"
No, YOU're a doodyhead!"
"Oh yeah, well YOU're the doodiest of doodyheads and I think you should apologize for calling me a doodyhead!"

It's pathetic and so, so sad.

The dems aren't much better.

Debate season is a joke.

/both sides are bad
//so don't vote for either of them


Thanks for suggesting a viable realistic alternative then.
 
2012-01-27 08:48:54 AM
Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do you think they say "illegal anchor babies" and not "children citizen"?

ftfy
 
2012-01-27 08:49:17 AM
yert: As a FARKer who has relative that still speak Pennsylvania Dutch I say Gingrich GLUTZKUPP.

/from the ghettos and barrios of the mahantongo valley


The mean streets of Pensylvania Dutch Country.

/20 inch rims on my horse buggy
//and they spinnin' n*gga they spinnin', they spinnin' n*gga they spinnin'
 
2012-01-27 08:56:29 AM
RubberBandMan: CPennypacker: Yeah, Romney. He didn't SAY Spanish was the language of the ghetto. He IMPLIED Spanish was the language of the ghetto.

IMPLY, INFER, SAY- I always get those confused.


The speaker implies, the listener infers.
 
2012-01-27 08:58:20 AM
TsukasaK:
The dems aren't much better.

Debate season is a joke.

/both sides are bad
//so don't vote for either of them


Yeah, sit around and biatch and moan while yanking your cock to Morgan Webb. That will help the country.
 
2012-01-27 08:59:25 AM
If I occused my competitor of saying something offensive, I probably wouldn't want to repeat the charge myself in a debate.

Sounds like a setup where two days later you end up autotuned on youtube, only it's now you saying it in the autotune video....which goes viral of course.
 
2012-01-27 09:03:00 AM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: The mean streets of Pensylvania Dutch Country.

/20 inch rims on my horse buggy
//and they spinnin' n*gga they spinnin', they spinnin' n*gga they spinnin'


Thank you. My sinuses really needed that coffee lavage.
 
2012-01-27 09:04:14 AM
Grables'Daughter: davidphogan: Wait. Watching that clip, did Romney say that English is the official language of the US? "...as it is." Yep, he did.

Who's Gingrich going to pick as VP?

Yeah, I caught that as well.

As a country we have specifically chosen again and again to NOT have an official language.


Still, that is a colossal jump from that to thinking that it will hand the nomination to Gingrich. Gingrich's little run is over.
 
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