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IAmRight
2012-01-26 07:33:44 PM
Looks like a horsesh*t ejection to me to attempt to help Mizzou try to win.
Like how the article says he was taunting instead of getting back on defense - actually, he was damn near at half-court by the time the ball was to be inbounded.
SnakeLee
2012-01-26 07:34:25 PM
That is a bullshiat technical
skinnycatullus
2012-01-26 07:39:26 PM
If you get one technical for being a jackass, don't be a jackass again. How hard is that?
MBK
2012-01-26 07:43:49 PM
Look, if you dunk on someone that bad, you should be allowed to taunt people.
What a bullshiat T. These are kids, let them have fun on the court.
Taunting is such a weak ass foul to give in any sport. You should be allowed to taunt.
Dafatone
2012-01-26 08:00:14 PM
IAmRight
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Looks like a horsesh*t ejection to me to attempt to help Mizzou try to win.
Like how the article says he was taunting instead of getting back on defense - actually, he was damn near at half-court by the time the ball was to be inbounded.
To be fair, it was a technical that happened to be his 2nd, not an ejection.
so it's a horsesh*t technical, not a horsesh*t ejection.
Calmamity
2012-01-26 08:00:51 PM
MBK
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Look, if you dunk on someone that bad, you should be allowed to taunt people.
What a bullshiat T. These are kids, let them have fun on the court.
Taunting is such a weak ass foul to give in any sport. You should be allowed to taunt.
Allen262
2012-01-26 08:11:37 PM
Bam!
Dunk-off!!
Freak
2012-01-26 08:39:12 PM
Weak. Like
IAmRight
said, he was halfway down the court before the ref T'd him up. It's not like he stood there looming over the guy and telling him in explicit detail what he was going to do to his momma after the game. To me this is equivalent to when they
took away that touchdown from the LSU punter
for barely extending his arms as he ran into the endzone. College is going too far in trying to regulate the players.
Mike_LowELL
2012-01-26 09:02:14 PM
Freak
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College is going too far in trying to regulate the players.
Allowing individuals to showcase and market emotion at a time when people are proposing those individuals should be better compensated for their services is dangerous. If you're the old white dudes running the mill, you give players a technical foul for sneezing. Can't let the product get out of hand. You do everything you can to make sure the school, the brand, and the coaches remain "the product".
stevie1der
2012-01-26 09:06:47 PM
Freak
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Weak. Like IAmRight said, he was halfway down the court before the ref T'd him up. It's not like he stood there looming over the guy and telling him in explicit detail what he was going to do to his momma after the game. To me this is equivalent to when they took away that touchdown from the LSU punter for barely extending his arms as he ran into the endzone. College is going too far in trying to regulate the players.
I agree in isolation it looked like a pretty innocuous post dunk reaction. I'm thinking since his first technical was for basically the same thing, he was probably on a short rope, and the refs were keeping an extra hard eye on him (although the first one could well have been as bullshiat as the second one).
bighasbeen
2012-01-26 09:14:15 PM
I'd have an opinion, but as a UCLA fan I haven't seen a player celebrate anything in 4 years.
RAWISRADFORD
2012-01-26 09:52:15 PM
Weak taunting calls - both of them (the first dunk is linked in the article too)
I would love to know what - best in the world - and - best in the victorian era - have to say about this.
Actually I would love to hear what Shawn Kemp would say.
Is this a point of emphasis for college refs this year?
save russian jews
2012-01-26 09:53:41 PM
oh dear a grown man might hurt another grown man's feelings for 0.1 seconds
fark off with that shiat
grob
2012-01-26 10:11:17 PM
Both technicals were BS.................... looks to me like the refs were trying to help Mizzou win to protect their #2 ranking.
Full disclosure..............I am an Oklahoma State alum so I might be slightly biased.
FriarReb98
2012-01-26 10:23:52 PM
We need a witty name for NCAA to parody the No Fun League with. Like No Caring or Anything Allowed.
Mike_LowELL
2012-01-26 10:26:15 PM
RAWISRADFORD
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Actually I would love to hear what Shawn Kemp would say.
"Kemp's got it, right up into the alley. Power slam! Tomahawk jam! Yeah, baby! Into Lister's face!"
2wolves
2012-01-26 10:27:21 PM
Like any sport if you get a reputation as an assclown you will draw a T on borderline situations.
Does this player have a series of past questionable behavior?
rcf1105
2012-01-26 10:38:17 PM
The rule should be that if you dunk on somebody that bad, you
have
to stare them down.
Feel the shame. FEEL IT.
Mind of the North Star
2012-01-26 10:41:51 PM
lol
Subby
is about as much of a sissy as those refs (and all basketball refs for that matter).
It's just a game. If your feelings actually get hurt over someone's well deserved taunt or emotion display during said game, then good.
/Yeah, yeah, yeah... internettoughguy.jpg
RAWISRADFORD
2012-01-26 10:45:43 PM
Mike_LowELL
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RAWISRADFORD: Actually I would love to hear what Shawn Kemp would say.
"Kemp's got it, right up into the alley. Power slam! Tomahawk jam! Yeah, baby! Into Lister's face!"
Yep
That's the one
He was a bad man
babysealclubber
2012-01-26 10:57:07 PM
rcf1105
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The rule should be that if you dunk on somebody that bad, you have to stare them down.
Feel the shame. FEEL IT.
I am ok with this rule change.
bartink
2012-01-26 11:00:25 PM
Technical foul for being better...and black. Taunting, excessive celebration, all have one thing in common. They are done more by black players than white players, and whitey can't handle it. Wah.
tallguywithglasseson
2012-01-26 11:10:58 PM
SnakeLee
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That is a bullshiat technical
Just this.
huskers97
2012-01-26 11:44:31 PM
bartink
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Technical foul for being better...and black. Taunting, excessive celebration, all have one thing in common. They are done more by black players than white players, and whitey can't handle it. Wah.
Did
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker
get a new handle?
SpikeStrip
2012-01-26 11:51:25 PM
he slammed that down like
foo monkey
2012-01-26 11:54:20 PM
I came in here fully prepared to troll with racism (black people) and shiatting on basketball (it sucks), but all he did was give the guy a stare-down after he pwned him on a dunk? WTF? I mean really, I had some good troll-bait! WTF?!
/bpeople are fine by me.
//bball does suck.
IAmRight
2012-01-26 11:56:15 PM
By the way, as a guy who is tall enough to dunk but can't because I don't have hops...oh man, if I were ever to be able to dunk, much less dunk over someone, you'd best believe I'd talk a hell of a lot of sh*t.
bighasbeen
2012-01-26 11:57:39 PM
foo monkey
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I came in here fully prepared to troll with racism (black people) and shiatting on basketball (it sucks), but all he did was give the guy a stare-down after he pwned him on a dunk? WTF? I mean really, I had some good troll-bait! WTF?!
/bpeople are fine by me.
//bball does suck.
The "your sport/country sucks" thread for today can be found
here.
azpenguin
2012-01-27 12:14:49 AM
Hell, if I had gotten dunked on like that, I'd be expecting the stare down.
Minarets
2012-01-27 12:18:52 AM
grob
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Both technicals were BS.................... looks to me like the refs were trying to help Mizzou win to protect their #2 ranking.
Full disclosure..............I am an Oklahoma State alum so I might be slightly biased.
Seriously. You dunk on someone like that (2nd dunk) you can stare down all you want.
/also OK State fan
MisterLoki
2012-01-27 12:26:53 AM
SnakeLee
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That is a bullshiat technical
Indeed.
ChrisDe
2012-01-27 12:35:45 AM
Why are players so angry after dunking? If I could do that, I'd be high-fiving players, fans and refs all the way back down the court.
Now That's What I Call a Taco!
2012-01-27 01:03:21 AM
Can't hold my tongue any more. Missouri fans, you have GOT to stop biatching so damn much. You have to know your team has been extremely overrated due to a laughably easy no conference schedule. You biatch about being stared at. You biatch about refereeing so much you know their full names at this point--even for games you aren't even playing in!
Lastly, if these "NMT" rumors are true, KU is going to end your program forever. Seriously, the SEC won't want anything to do with you, and they don't even give a shiat about basketball.
elguerodiablo
2012-01-27 03:29:16 AM
rcf1105
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The rule should be that if you dunk on somebody that bad, you have to stare them down.
Feel the shame. FEEL IT.
It is pretty much our nature. If you win at anything from arguments to sports to monopoly you want the other person(s) to know youre better. It's a primal show of dominance and strategic conservation of energy to let them know if they fark with you they'll get the same thing.
Mind of the North Star
2012-01-27 05:01:28 AM
ChrisDe
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Why are players so angry after dunking? If I could do that, I'd be high-fiving players, fans and refs all the way back
down the court
to the bench or locker room.
Refs would still be butthurt. No emotion allowed
gtfan92
2012-01-27 08:26:39 AM
This ref is in Joey Crawford territory with that Tech. You can definitely tell that he is looking to give out a T at any show of emotion by the player because of the earlier play. Pay attention to the ref after the dunk; almost as soon as the player lands, the ref starts coming at him to T him up. I don't care what was said, you can't give out Ts that quickly.
TheLopper
2012-01-27 08:59:13 AM
IAmRight
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By the way, as a guy who is tall enough to dunk but can't because I don't have hops...oh man, if I were ever to be able to dunk, much less dunk over someone, you'd best believe I'd talk a hell of a lot of sh*t.
So then....you're not tall enough to dunk.
dragonchild
2012-01-27 09:05:20 AM
ChrisDe
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Why are players so angry after dunking?
Don't know if serious, but it's more of a raw emotional release than anger. You see some pitchers make the same face after a key strikeout.
What I don't get is the desire to do it; save your energy and just make the effin' layup.
I
think it's fun but that's because I need a lowered rim to do it; if I could do it routinely in practice I wouldn't care to do it at all. I'm old-fashioned, I guess, but a single showy play that's worth a whopping 2 points in a game where scores usually exceed 50 is silly. I'm a results-minded guy. The guys that get in my head are the ones I can't stop (which, to be honest, is basically anyone who can play). Even if I was 7' tall, the kind of move that would make my pecker shrink wouldn't be a dunk so much as something like Kareem's sky hook. "We both know what I'm going to do, and you're not going to be able to defend it
anyway
. And I'm gonna do it again and again and again." You dunked on me? Feh. I screwed up; I'll do better on the next play.
/ Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
gtfan92
2012-01-27 09:15:09 AM
dragonchild
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What I don't get is the desire to do it; save your energy and just make the effin' layup.
FG% on dunking is higher than if you lay it up. Think about it: if you get fouled on a layup, you are more likely to miss it than if you were to be going strong to the rim.
dragonchild
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I'm a results-minded guy.
I'm a results-minded guy, too. Sometimes your team is playing like absolute crap and needs a play to get them and the fans into it. An emphatic dunk is often something that sparks a team and a crowd. You never see, "And here's the layup that sparked the comeback."
dragonchild
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Even if I was 7' tall, the kind of move that would make my pecker shrink wouldn't be a dunk so much as something like Kareem's sky hook. "We both know what I'm going to do, and you're not going to be able to defend it anyway.
Disagrees
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IAmRight
2012-01-27 09:17:31 AM
dragonchild
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What I don't get is the desire to do it; save your energy and just make the effin' layup. I
Seems like you didn't watch the play. You don't tip in an alley-oop, unless you want to be an assclown. (It's a much more difficult shot, it's more likely to get blocked, it doesn't fire your team or the crowd up, it's kinda effeminate to lay it up if you can dunk it). Oh, and the adrenaline rush from a dunk and the crowd reaction pretty much is more awesome than any drug you can imagine, I'd guess - and I've only been on the field during sports events as a photographer, reporter, ball boy, or one of the Marines doing the flag ceremony before a game (not the regular color guard, but when they had the giant flag covering the field before the 2003 Holiday Bowl, that was me!) And just that much is pretty damn awesome. To get 10,000+ people to jump up and cheer for something you did? That's pretty tits.
TheLopper
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So then....you're not tall enough to dunk.
Well, everyone expects me to, and I have been actually able to get my whole hand over the rim - I just have a mental block and always stop my momentum to go up with both legs every time, even when I'm in stride, and never hit my jumping potential.
/now, of course, I've put on another 30 lbs and not added leg or core strength to propel it upwards, so there's no chance of this happening
IAmRight
2012-01-27 09:19:52 AM
gtfan92
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Disagrees (new window)
Kind of a goaltend, though I agree with the general idea.
If you dunk it right and someone tries to block you, you should be able to at least make him think twice about doing it again.
you have pee hands
2012-01-27 09:27:16 AM
dragonchild
:
What I don't get is the desire to do it; save your energy and just make the effin' layup
I think saving energy that way matters a lot more for adult league players than super athletic college guys.
Krymson Tyde
2012-01-27 09:36:15 AM
I agree, it looks like a bs call, but maybe he said something that we don't see or hear like "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" or "I assfarked your sister last night"
IAmRight
2012-01-27 09:37:42 AM
Krymson Tyde
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I agree, it looks like a bs call, but maybe he said something that we don't see or hear like "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" or "I assfarked your sister last night"
If they're going to T people up for saying stuff like that, no one's going to be allowed to play!
dragonchild
2012-01-27 09:49:30 AM
IAmRight
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Seems like you didn't watch the play. You don't tip in an alley-oop
Guh, DNWTFP and forgot about alley-oop. Darn you, you exposed me! Now I feel naked. Wait. . .
gtfan92
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Sometimes your team is playing like absolute crap and needs a play to get them and the fans into it. An emphatic dunk is often something that sparks a team and a crowd. You never see, "And here's the layup that sparked the comeback."
I disagree. There's something to be said for momentum, sure, but I honestly don't see dunks doing it; that's the human tendency to preferentially distort one's memories. I've seen dunks with the dunker's team down by a lot on a home court; IIRC they didn't get the crowd back into it. Oh I've seen plenty of highlight reels of crowds going nuts over a dunk, but what they don't show (based on games I've watched start to finish, which I have to admit wasn't this one) are that
those
dunks typically happen when a momentum change is
already well under way
and the crowd's been going nuts over every basket for a while, or the team was never out of it to begin with. I typically see comebacks started by
genuine
changes in momentum, like consecutive three-pointers sandwiching a defensive rebound (which turns a 10-point deficit into a 4-point deficit in less than a minute), or a steal that leads to a fast break. . . layup. A dunk is usually done off a defensive breakdown, which sometimes just happens. If the points don't get the team back into it, nothing else really happens. Sure, dunks were hella intimidating in my HS' lily-white league, but a college defender getting rattled by a dunk probably shouldn't be playing.
gtfan92
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Dude, that was Wilt. Not even in my dreams do I imagine I'm Wilt; for starters I don't have the stamina.
bigmattress
2012-01-27 10:10:35 AM
Freak
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Weak. Like IAmRight said, he was halfway down the court before the ref T'd him up. It's not like he stood there looming over the guy and telling him in explicit detail what he was going to do to his momma after the game. To me this is equivalent to when they took away that touchdown from the LSU punter for barely extending his arms as he ran into the endzone. College is going too far in trying to regulate the players.
Nah, watch it again. He was at the three point line when the T happens. Not that everything you said isn't true, just sayin. Pause it at the exact moment the ref throws the T. Three point line. Not "halfway down the court."
/whatever
IAmRight
2012-01-27 10:18:58 AM
bigmattress
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Pause it at the exact moment the ref throws the T. Three point line. Not "halfway down the court."
Between the three-point lines is the middle third of the court, which is approximated as "halfway down the court". And at that point, they still hadn't begun inbounding the ball, so my reference was to when they would have inbounded the ball.
The reason for this was to refute the article's claim of "was that it resulted in a technical foul on Brown for staring down Pressey and mouthing off instead of running back down court on defense"
He was in an acceptable defensive position on the court. He had gotten further back by the time he was T'd up than several opponents.
gtfan92
2012-01-27 10:42:03 AM
dragonchild
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IAmRight: Seems like you didn't watch the play. You don't tip in an alley-oop
Guh, DNWTFP and forgot about alley-oop. Darn you, you exposed me! Now I feel naked. Wait. . .
gtfan92: Sometimes your team is playing like absolute crap and needs a play to get them and the fans into it. An emphatic dunk is often something that sparks a team and a crowd. You never see, "And here's the layup that sparked the comeback."
I disagree. There's something to be said for momentum, sure, but I honestly don't see dunks doing it; that's the human tendency to preferentially distort one's memories. I've seen dunks with the dunker's team down by a lot on a home court; IIRC they didn't get the crowd back into it. Oh I've seen plenty of highlight reels of crowds going nuts over a dunk, but what they don't show (based on games I've watched start to finish, which I have to admit wasn't this one) are that those dunks typically happen when a momentum change is already well under way and the crowd's been going nuts over every basket for a while, or the team was never out of it to begin with. I typically see comebacks started by genuine changes in momentum, like consecutive three-pointers sandwiching a defensive rebound (which turns a 10-point deficit into a 4-point deficit in less than a minute), or a steal that leads to a fast break. . . layup. A dunk is usually done off a defensive breakdown, which sometimes just happens. If the points don't get the team back into it, nothing else really happens. Sure, dunks were hella intimidating in my HS' lily-white league, but a college defender getting rattled by a dunk probably shouldn't be playing.
Reread what you just wrote; you contradict yourself a few times. You say a fastbreak layup can start a momentum change, but discount a dunk (which is more effective in a fastbreak situation because of it is harder to miss when fouled, and is more likely to get a silent crowd to make some noise) on the sole basis that you have witnessed dunks that did not the get crowd excited because the team was too far down... (which at that point, nothing is going to get that crowd excited -_-)
Another thing: a lot of college guys are NOT used to being dunked on by someone they don't like. Sure, they might have been dunked on by a friend messing around, but they were usually good enough in high school to not be dunked on. They aren't gonna like it.
OldsmoBuick
2012-01-27 10:49:05 AM
Now That's What I Call a Taco!
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Can't hold my tongue any more. Missouri fans, you have GOT to stop biatching so damn much.
Lastly, if these "NMT" rumors are true, KU is going to end your program forever. Seriously, the SEC won't want anything to do with you, and they don't even give a shiat about basketball.
Hey, as a fellow KU fan, what is this rumor you speak of? I cannot find a reference...
dragonchild
2012-01-27 10:55:10 AM
Dude, your reading comprehension needs work. It's OK to disagree with me, but at least disagree with what I'm saying.
gtfan92
:
You say a fastbreak layup can start a momentum change, but discount a dunk
No, I said a fast break
off a steal
starts a momentum change. If the result is a dunk you might see the crowd make some noise, but it's the steal that wakes them up. Taking away the other team's scoring opportunity and turning it into an easy basket is a four-point swing in a very short amount of time. Basically, basketball is a game that just isn't decided on a single play.
gtfan92
:
you have witnessed dunks that did not the get crowd excited because the team was too far down... (which at that point, nothing is going to get that crowd excited -_-)
Getting back into the game is what gets the crowd excited. Turning a 14-point deficit into a 12-point deficit with a dunk is meh. Turn a 12-point deficit into a 3-point deficit with something like defensive rebound, 3-pointer, steal, 3-pointer, defensive rebound, 3-point play and you'll hear some noise. Again, basketball is not a single-play game.
gtfan92
:
Another thing: a lot of college guys are NOT used to being dunked on by someone they don't like. Sure, they might have been dunked on by a friend messing around, but they were usually good enough in high school to not be dunked on. They aren't gonna like it.
I didn't say they
liked
it and I don't care anyway. If you're rattled by a showy play you're probably not man enough to play on a competitive court. That's not the power of da dunk; that's the defender being a boy trapped in a man's body.
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