This should have happened years ago, I'm all for anything that prevents the breeding of people who still watch MTV.

The bathroom at my place is very very clean
the bath room at my place baby has a wicked killer sheen
but the best thing about my bath room is my condom machine

/check this out

I've got red ones and green ones, and some that glow in the dark.
I've got lubricated reservoir tips and some with fins like a shark.
I've got some with ribs on the out side
and some with a Cheshire grin.

But the coin box is empty
in my condom machine

/and I think it's a sin.

Now it ain't for the lack of the money
and it ain't for the lack of the love
I think it's the lack of a honey
and I pray to the lord above
sweet Jesus please send me my sweet little Betty to bop bop a loom bam boom
'cause I'm gettin' tierd of waitin'
and the expirty dates are expireating too soon

/now, meanwhile back at the ranch...

I got Gold Coins and Trojans, Sheiks, and Ramses, too.
I got Flintstones, and Garfield, and Mr. McGoo ga goo ga goo ga gooooooooo

I got some with glasses and moustaches, for ingonito rendevous.
(that's french, baby)

I got some with Casper the friendly ghost and a word balloon
that says, "Boo!'

/did you think is was such a novelty
//or such a macho frivolity
//To own your own condom machine?

Jamdug!: Anyone who watches MTV shouldn't be procreating, so those condoms are doing the world a service.

I would have agreed with you every year for the last 15 years, but that Beavis and Butthead reboot is worth a watch. However, me not reproducing may still be doing the world a service.

"I want my empty "V"!"

Do they "come" in flavors? Like "Kennedy", or "Downtown Julie Brown", or "Martha"?

/there's still an MTV?

VD-o killed the radio star?



/should I have not done that?

Beerguy

Please tell me that is a shop

Are they fake tan orange and give you STDs instead of preventing them?

//Snuu Snuu

spacebar: Do they "come" in flavors? Like "Kennedy", or "Downtown Julie Brown", or "Martha"?

/there's still an MTV?

Yup. You REALLY don't want to know what the Snooki one tastes like.

I'm guessing MTV India still plays music videos.
MTV sure as hell doesn't play music videos here.

I'd love to have at least 480p access to TV from around the world. My 200 channels of SUCK leave me reaching for DVD's most of the time. I've been tempted to get the Sony 400 changer, but I'd be happy enough with a 5 disc BluRay changer. You know, in addition to a Netflix subscription.

/DVD on FX isn't too bad if you DVR it.

Rock the Birth Rate!

Beerguy: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Beerguy

Please tell me that is a shop

Oh, no...they are very real.

You can order them here (new window)

Yeah... If you can print a KISS logo on it, Gene Simmons has tried to sell it.

I built my own MTV sex doll.
I call her "Martha Quim".

I can say, I did not see that coming.

wildcardjack: I'm guessing MTV India still plays music videos.
MTV sure as hell doesn't play music videos here.

I'd love to have at least 480p access to TV from around the world. My 200 channels of SUCK leave me reaching for DVD's most of the time. I've been tempted to get the Sony 400 changer, but I'd be happy enough with a 5 disc BluRay changer. You know, in addition to a Netflix subscription.

/DVD on FX isn't too bad if you DVR it.

The best non-computer Netflix device: Xbox360. The newest update pissed me off at first but absolutely love it now. Voice works great too. Everything else is way too slow. Oh, and they finally added Youtube.

Almost forgot...

The Cornholio Condom. For those guys who don't want to get their hands pregnant.

coachwdb: "I want my empty "V"!"

brilliant.

So they are "wubba-wubba-wubbas"?

fusillade762: spacebar: Do they "come" in flavors? Like "Kennedy", or "Downtown Julie Brown", or "Martha"?

/there's still an MTV?

Yup. You REALLY don't want to know what the Snooki one tastes like.

Vinegar and motorcycle chain lube?

AcneVulgaris: fusillade762: spacebar: Do they "come" in flavors? Like "Kennedy", or "Downtown Julie Brown", or "Martha"?

/there's still an MTV?

Yup. You REALLY don't want to know what the Snooki one tastes like.

Vinegar and motorcycle chain lube?

With hints of salty garbage and yeast.

fusillade762: spacebar: Do they "come" in flavors? Like "Kennedy", or "Downtown Julie Brown", or "Martha"?

/there's still an MTV?

Yup. You REALLY don't want to know what the Snooki one tastes like.

One Martha please!

i'm waiting for the MTV morning after pill.

So if I wear an MTV condom, I assume I'll start out pretty damn good, then just sort of peter out in complete boredom?

Why don't they just start playing videos again and forget everything else?

Oh those Indians. (the tech support ones, not the Casino owners)

I was in the pilot group for these condoms, but all the ones I got were defective. For some reason, instead of having "MTV" printed on them, the graphics stopped at "MT".

wheresourfish: I was in the pilot group for these condoms, but all the ones I got were defective. For some reason, instead of having "MTV" printed on them, the graphics stopped at "MT".

That's odd, mine said "MTv: Music Television"

Gunny Walker: This thread should just be people thinking up potential names for such condoms.

Like Enimen
V-Pain
Unrolling In The Deep
Damn Yankees
Bruno Arse
And for the country circuit, George Straight.

Kurt Load'er