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(CNN)   Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Florida GOP, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party of Florida, ORC International, Alex Castellanos, negative ads, Rick Santorum  
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2012-01-26 08:20:51 PM  
4 votes:

Cuchulane: Why is he still called Mr. Speaker?

Because he won't shut up.
2012-01-26 09:34:33 PM  
3 votes:

WhyteRaven74: sprawl15:

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/yes that's Santorum....

Making fun of Santorum's shirt would desecrate the memory of the sofa that died to make it.
2012-01-26 09:25:58 PM  
3 votes:
Santorum's wife couldn't be here tonight, because her basement chain isn't long enough.
2012-01-26 09:20:47 PM  
3 votes:
Mitt: All of my wives would make great first ladies
Santorum: I'm married to God, and He'd be a great first lady . . .I mean . . .
Paul: Can we talk about gold?
Newt: F*ck you, Wolf
2012-01-26 09:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
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"You're fired!"
2012-01-26 09:44:38 PM  
2 votes:
Puerto Rico is not even geeting any respect. They don't want to be 51 st state, but don't you dare get rid of their Federal government programs.

I once farked a really hot Puerto Rican in Jamaica, so I know what I'm talking about here
2012-01-26 09:24:19 PM  
2 votes:

Rich Cream: Best first lady? What are the criteria?

Callista can feed millions of unemployed Americans by eating worms and regurgitating them back into our open, eager mouths.
2012-01-26 09:16:46 PM  
2 votes:

thebrettshow: The audience is applauding both sides of the argument, what the hell do they want down there?

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2012-01-26 09:15:29 PM  
2 votes:
RON PAUL: back in my day, we didn't have medicare, and it was fine. People just died.
2012-01-26 08:59:40 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: Once again, I need to figure out if I'm high.

A farking MOON STATE??

Whatever we do in space, at least all four candidates can agree that there's too many space regulations. That's why there's no space jobs.
2012-01-26 08:53:19 PM  
2 votes:
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"I'm Newt Gingrich and I've been to space."
2012-01-26 08:39:12 PM  
2 votes:
I've said it before but Derp Wars is my new favorite television show this season.
2012-01-26 08:28:25 PM  
2 votes:

Fista-Phobia: Richard Hertz: Pearl Forrestor has a question.

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2012-01-26 08:20:19 PM  
2 votes:
Gingrich, his jowls shaking.
2012-01-26 08:10:51 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: WTF are they writing? This is like Jeopardy.

Alright, first question. Newt, we asked Callista, where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?
2012-01-26 07:52:38 PM  
2 votes:
meanwhile in the Polish national legislature

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2012-01-26 07:35:57 PM  
2 votes:

I Said: All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 07:23:35 PM  
2 votes:
and it's all here on "SOAP".......k/dar
2012-01-27 11:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
A friend of mine said it best.

Gingrich is Cartman. Romney is Stan. Santorum is Kyle. And RON PAUL is Kenny.

/though I think he's more Butters than anything else
//Perry seems more Kenny-like
2012-01-27 12:35:14 AM  
1 vote:

NateGrey: Sarah Palin on Fox Business.

Freepers melting down.


Oh dear. Literally channeling Sarah Palin to save them, conspiracies about leftists in the audience and leftist conspiracies ruining the GOP debates by making the candidates look bad, people making claims and citing "conservepedia" and freerepublic forums, and much much more.
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2012-01-27 12:09:46 AM  
1 vote:
Here's a gem from over at freeperville, concerning the "fact" that the liberal MSM media is protecting Obama in these debates by not asking tough questions, and how they should be formatted:

How about have Sarah [Palin] ask the candidates questions about energy, John Bolton on foreign policy, Scott Walker on turning the economy around, Jan Brewer on immigration & border control, etc. ....

You can't make this stuff up.
2012-01-26 10:17:24 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: You guys that are wanking it to living on the moon colony, how are you going to deal with the crippling bone density loss that all astronauts suffer?

2012-01-26 10:11:06 PM  
1 vote:

hutchkc: ahh man this could have been an interesting one as the recap looks like the crowd got into it

They clapped at everything. It was like a Journey concert.
2012-01-26 10:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
I really want Obama to be backstage during one of these things, and after they all answer the "why are you the best choice for beating Obama" question, he comes out in all smiles and just gives each of them a big hug.
2012-01-26 09:58:43 PM  
1 vote:

hutchkc: dang i missed the first hour, anything exciting happen?

Romney got loaded on some blow and handed Newtie his withered, puckered asshole.
2012-01-26 09:56:21 PM  
1 vote:
Fartbongo! Fartbongo! Fartbongo! will lead us to European health-style health care, smaller military role and month long vacations, man Romney I want to get on your train
2012-01-26 09:53:40 PM  
1 vote:
make me some tea: So what'd I miss?

About 20 Farkers signing up for the liver transplant list thanks to this debate.
2012-01-26 09:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
War on religion! Drink with abandon!

Secular elite! Oh fark it, just chug.
2012-01-26 09:47:40 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: That dude is gonna get dunked into a basin of water to make sure he's not made of wood

He turned me into Newt
2012-01-26 09:45:39 PM  
1 vote:

Rich Cream: "great" city. lol

AND she paused for an applause that didn't happen.
2012-01-26 09:45:35 PM  
1 vote:
9 out of 10 Republican voters probably don't know Puerto Ricans are US citizens
2012-01-26 09:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
freddoso @freddoso

RT @daveweigel: 2052 GOP debate: "Frankly, the moon colonists are an invented people." #CNNdebate

2012-01-26 09:42:05 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: How the HELL can you be a republican Muslim?

Well, let's see.

Fundamentalist Islam = Hates science, hates equality between the sexes, hates the gays, loves guns, believes in a righteous and furious God, and would love to see America as a Theocracy.

Yeah, no reason at all to identify with the GOP.
2012-01-26 09:41:42 PM  
1 vote:
Let's watch as a convention center of old white Americans tell another that his ancestry is a lie.
2012-01-26 09:41:10 PM  
1 vote:

Cuchulane: Ah ha!

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2012-01-26 09:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
Compassionate conservatives are an invented people.

11 rockets! 11!
2012-01-26 09:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
Hassan CHOP!
2012-01-26 09:39:04 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Tatsuma, get your ass in here!

We'd settle for MeinRs!
2012-01-26 09:37:01 PM  
1 vote:

2012-01-26 09:36:59 PM  
1 vote:
Obviously, it's because no one wants to watch an Olympics game brought here by the Democrat Party. Who wants to watch gay latino pole vaulting onto a bed of recently aborted white Christian babies?

***waves hand*** Me!
2012-01-26 09:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
Ooooh, you're good, Ron Paul, but these random points of common sense won't make me forget about your craziness.
2012-01-26 09:34:52 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: yep, still incredibly stupid. Why don't you reply again. There's the off chance that not everyone is convinced that you're a moron just yet.

Dude, were you alive in the 1980s?

I don't mean to step in the middle of y'all's slap fight, but members of the Reagan Administration sold weapons to Iran, which was (is?) a freakin' state sponsor of terrorism. Look at the 1983 (1984?) barracks bombings in Beruit. Iran killed 200+ American Marines, and a Marine Lt. Col. was happy to sell them weapons afterward.

That's just history. Sorry for the threadjack.
2012-01-26 09:31:51 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: SkorzenyNinja: Do we have a drinking game by the way? I've got some New Belgium and I'm ready to tie one on.

Yep, drink every time someone says something stupid.

I've downed 2 bottles of wine in 85 minutes.

I've been playing with that same rule since the debates started. My family amd friends are a little worried.
2012-01-26 09:29:54 PM  
1 vote:

seventypercent: REAGAN REAGAN omg omg omg omg!!!

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2012-01-26 09:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
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Manners are an enjoyable way to express feelings with other people. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll be doing a little role-playing. Now I'll need a couple of volunteers.

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Butt-head: Uh, pole playing?
Beavis: I can do that!
2012-01-26 09:28:51 PM  
1 vote:

THere were no story books about manners before my wifes?

So she wrote Goofus and Gallant AND the Berenstein Bears?
2012-01-26 09:26:29 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Newt: All 3 would make a great first lady
Translation: I would fark all 3 of your wives.

2012-01-26 09:25:48 PM  
1 vote:
So wait, Romney's wife had cancer and multiple sclerosis and they're still together? It's Romney was built in a lab and designed to make Newt look bad.
2012-01-26 09:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
When Mr. Gingrich began his statement with the words "all three", I did not expect his sentence to end in the way that it did.
2012-01-26 09:24:50 PM  
1 vote:

I Said: Mitt: All of my wives would make great first ladies
Santorum: I'm married to God, and He'd be a great first lady . . .I mean . . .
Paul: Can we talk about gold?
Newt: F*ck you, Wolf

2012-01-26 09:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
I just want one of the other 3 to say, "well for Newt it'd be 3rd lady"
2012-01-26 09:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
How can Joseph A. Bank afford to give away so many free high-quality handmade shirts and ties? This is insanity.
2012-01-26 09:22:40 PM  
1 vote:

odinsposse: thebrettshow: The audience is applauding both sides of the argument, what the hell do they want down there?

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2012-01-26 09:18:18 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: I would love to throw Marco Rubio on the floor!

2012-01-26 09:17:39 PM  
1 vote:

hershy799: Jennifer Korn is kinda cute
//Chubby, yes, but cute

Heard she's a Freak On a Leash
2012-01-26 09:17:03 PM  
1 vote:
Rubio circle jerk time. Last one done has to eat the cracker!!!
2012-01-26 09:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
Paul: "back in my day people didn't have insurance and no one was suffering" Uh, yeah right. Wow
2012-01-26 09:14:49 PM  
1 vote:
You know, Rick Santorum really loves using the word "mandate".

Just sayin'.
2012-01-26 09:13:34 PM  
1 vote:

Waxing_Chewbacca: Just walked out of a meeting. What's the score?

American People 0
Rich Folk 1,000,007
2012-01-26 09:12:32 PM  
1 vote:

Waxing_Chewbacca: Just walked out of a meeting. What's the score?

The American people are losing. That's all that matters.
2012-01-26 09:11:43 PM  
1 vote:
Any of these fine people would have a "First Day" as president so filled it would need three thousand hours in it.
2012-01-26 09:09:49 PM  
1 vote:

A Dark Evil Omen: Coco LaFemme: Can any of these assholes formulate an opinion without first prefacing it with some denouncing of Barack Obama?

Why would you even think they could?

I don't know. To quote Pink Floyd, I had a momentary lapse of reason.
2012-01-26 09:09:27 PM  
1 vote:
Let me boil this down.

Obama: Doesn't want people to die.

Teapublicans: Want people to die.
2012-01-26 09:08:55 PM  
1 vote:
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Esta es la CÑN
2012-01-26 09:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
Dahnkster: Don't steal Newt's thunder.

The only thunder Newt has is his thighs.
2012-01-26 09:06:32 PM  
1 vote:
I think Romney just met his celestial wife.
2012-01-26 09:06:16 PM  
1 vote:

WI241TH: Wtf is that woman wearing?

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"DOHVAKIIN, used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee. Now I am unemployed, what health care solutions do you offer for someone like me?"

"I am going to fix the economy and repeal Obamacare, providing many new jobs in the City Guard industry."
2012-01-26 09:05:51 PM  
1 vote:
Lady: "I don't have health insurance. How would you fix that?"

RONPAUL: "This is because the government has been involved. Back when I was a kid, we paid our doctors in chickens. You should buy your own health insurance. God bless America."
Gingrich: "Get a job, hippie."
Mittens: "Just cash in one of your bonds, silly. Also, blame Obama."

Basically, NONE of them helped her, but they were all really good at explaining to her why she's in the situation she's in.
2012-01-26 09:05:46 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Unemployed and no health care you coulda heard a pin drop up in that mutha farka!

Yeah they were clearly wondering how she got past security.
2012-01-26 09:04:49 PM  
1 vote:

Mawson of the Antarctic: She looks like she can hang with Ned Stark.

Brace yourself . . . .
Derp is coming
2012-01-26 09:04:14 PM  
1 vote:
The cost is high because we don't use leeches anymore, Dr. Paul.
2012-01-26 08:58:38 PM  
1 vote:
I'm watching old white men argue about the best approach to space colonies. This is surreal.
2012-01-26 08:58:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Mitt, do you want to talk about space?"
"No, but I will kick Newt in the balls."
2012-01-26 08:57:27 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-26 08:53:58 PM  
1 vote:

culebra: Newt: Down with government spending but MOON BASES

I don't know why. It would be much cheaper to build his lair in a hollowed-out volcano.

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2012-01-26 08:52:27 PM  
1 vote:


he was a net tax cutter and the Taliban didn't exist when he was President but 2/4 is 50% and that got you through high school

You've been right so many times in the past that I totally believe you now.

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2012-01-26 08:51:53 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: RON PAUL thinks you can discriminate against black people, but not oldsters.

If you're discriminating against old black people, you have to flip a coin.
2012-01-26 08:51:00 PM  
1 vote:
2012-01-26 08:47:07 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard people at a bus stop talk more intelligently about taxes than Santorum.
2012-01-26 08:45:08 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone else think Gingrich looks like an old maid?
2012-01-26 08:45:02 PM  
1 vote:

King Something: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: does anyone know where I can find an audio streaming only feed of this? The video stream for me provided above sucks for me...

Step one: Click this link (new window) to CNN's video stream
Step two: Return here without closing the other window/tab
Step three: ???????
Step four: PROFIT

sorry, I should have been more clear... my internet connection is what sucks, and streaming video seems to be too heavy for it. I was hoping for a lower quality FM type feed that wouldn't make my connection throw up... but I'll certainly give this a shot. Thank you.
2012-01-26 08:40:42 PM  
1 vote:

sprawl15: think Santorum is finally gonna get a taste of Newt's gingrich.

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2012-01-26 08:38:41 PM  
1 vote:
Santorum just wants to concentrate on Freddie's Fannie.
2012-01-26 08:37:12 PM  
1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Santorum stumbling when he tries to say "Fannie". I wonder why.

2012-01-26 08:36:52 PM  
1 vote:
Santorum stumbling when he tries to say "Fannie". I wonder why.
2012-01-26 08:36:28 PM  
1 vote:

Mawson of the Antarctic: This has become how much of a feudal lord is the other guy. Awesome, but people will vote for these assholes anyway.

"I have love and compassion for my peons!"

"Yes, but I kill far fewer of them for sport!"
2012-01-26 08:35:53 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, RON PAUL, "affirmative action" refers to race. Not to poor people. Just sayin'
2012-01-26 08:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
Ron Paul "I don't give a shiat about their investments".

2012-01-26 08:31:03 PM  
1 vote:
coco ebert: Is it me or do these questions have no thematic coherence?

You sure you didn't mean to say "These answers"?
2012-01-26 08:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
OH SNAP! Mitt you got called out, sucka!

2012-01-26 08:27:45 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: wait.. radical islam in south america?

It's everywhere and it's coming to get you!
2012-01-26 08:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
We need make English the official language of Honduras
2012-01-26 08:24:14 PM  
1 vote:
And now, after babbling about illegals and making people speak English, let's hear from a room full of Hispanics...

Love it.
2012-01-26 08:22:56 PM  
1 vote:
"When I said 'language of the ghetto,' I never meant Spanish, and you're the real racist for saying I did. I was referring to the Dutch!"
2012-01-26 08:21:00 PM  
1 vote:
Newt "A family is going to take care of each other, unless the mother is in a cancer ward and there's a newer, hotter mother available".
2012-01-26 08:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
I loathe Newt so much I actually feel sympathy for Mittens. Then I remember his effective tax rate and I get pissed again.
2012-01-26 08:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
I bet Newt isn't so happy about the crowd participation now.
2012-01-26 08:16:04 PM  
1 vote:
"If our economy was good, nobody would want to come here."
2012-01-26 08:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

WhyteRaven74: how about a debate hosted by Jerry Springer? It's about all the four GOP candidates deserve.

On the Maury debate, we find out if Newt or Mitt is the baby daddy.
2012-01-26 08:15:08 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: DamnYankees: Why do they have to always ask the same questions in every debate. I don't get it.

dahmers love zombie: Ah, getting the dog whistle out of the way right now. OMG IMMIGRATION.

I was just about to ask why one or more of the candidates feels it's important to tell us how many kids they have every debate.

I would immediately vote for anyone that said "How many I have, or how many I know about? Hahaha, no, no, seriously, though. I don't know."
2012-01-26 08:14:28 PM  
1 vote:
This debate has just started and already I feel like I've taken a bottle of NyQuil and chased it with vodak. The boyfriend is cackling already.
2012-01-26 08:14:19 PM  
1 vote:

apoptotic: No Newt, Visa or Mastercard should not be in charge of immigration records. Stop being silly.

But what about checking immigration recods...ON THE MOON?
2012-01-26 08:13:46 PM  
1 vote:
A "guest worker" program run by Visa, M/C, or AmEx, Newt? Really? Protip: In immigration matters, when someone refers to a "visa," they aren't talking about a farking credit card.
2012-01-26 08:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: Car_Ramrod: coco ebert: WTF are they writing? This is like Jeopardy.

Alright, first question. Newt, we asked Callista, where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?

That'd be the butt, Wolf.

ButtWolf = my new band name
2012-01-26 08:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
"Immigrants bring vitality. And unusual spicy foods, such as mayonnaise and lemon salt."
2012-01-26 08:11:35 PM  
1 vote:

Car_Ramrod: coco ebert: WTF are they writing? This is like Jeopardy.

Alright, first question. Newt, we asked Callista, where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?

That'd be the butt, Wolf.
2012-01-26 08:09:21 PM  
1 vote:
"We're the parents of ... sixteen grandkids" - Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney: supports incest.
2012-01-26 08:06:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised Newt knows where a heart is supposed to be.
2012-01-26 08:04:46 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-26 08:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
Omg people around the world are watching this?

2012-01-26 07:56:36 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Hey guys, what's going on in here??

Moon base!!!!
2012-01-26 07:51:47 PM  
1 vote:
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Not mine, stolen from Fark:

After all, I, too, believe that we will regenerate manufacturing jobs if we inflate the value of our currency. I have always thought it was a sound idea to scrap the EPA and defund the "backdoor" NLRB. Science has proven that if we had eliminated NASA earlier, we'd have dozens of moon bases and star fleets. I want moon bases and star fleets. But not Scary Muslims. No, Scary Muslims can't enter my EPA- and NLRB-free, strong dollar outer space moon colony. Especially if the Muslims also have health care. I oppose the idea that government should pick winners and losers, but I support what I will call government "incentives" to particular sectors of the economy. Like most level-headed people and Jesus, as a matter of principle I despise FEMA and any attempt to marshal resources to help people in their hour of need. The housing bubble, I have heard, had nothing to do with banks or market mania; it was engineered by bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. (Probably bureaucrats at the EPA and NLRB. To forestall moon bases. Moon bases of liberty!) The government has no business inserting itself into the economy, yet I also demand some kind of vague national industrial policy and will insist on what I euphemistically call "fair trade." A hobby of mine is to repeat patent lies about the United States being overtaxed. It's not just that Barack Obama has made some mistakes or holds positions I disagree with; I can and will actively insinuate that President Obama is antagonistic toward, and/or is ashamed of, our country. I WILL HOWEVER MAKE NO APOLOGY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND OUR FREEDOMS!!! I am so worried about teh gays that I believe we must amend the Constitution to deny them basic rights of citizenship and re-institutionalize discrimination in the military. Or we'll all be gay -- really,really gay. Did I mention yet that I am scared of Scary Muslims? By the way, torture: cool. As a matter of fact, maybe if we tortured more gay bureaucrats at the NLRB we'd have space colonies. Republicans 2012!"
2012-01-26 07:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.
2012-01-26 07:16:09 PM  
1 vote:

skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?
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