WTF Indeed: This is going to be two rich white guys fighting for their political lives. It's going to get bloody.

Might add "while trying to run against an opponent who has turned around a global depression started by the GOP, ending one war, gone three years without a terrorist attack, oversaw a peaceful democritization in the middle east, and seems to stack up corpses of dead terrorists and pirates faster than Newt Gingrich on a tear at Hooters".

Oh, and managing to go without more than some crap-level scandal, too. Three years into the last administration, not even sure where to start - Scooter Libby, Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, the entire DOJ fiasco...

Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?

and it's all here on "SOAP".......k/dar

Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?

You mean, Romney's bullshiat or Gingrich's bullshiat?

Answer: Yes.

All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

The Onion is prophetic: Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?

You mean, Romney's bullshiat or Gingrich's bullshiat?

Answer: Yes.

I'm surprised that Romney has buried Gingrich in the Speaker's own bullshiat. Something tells me that to be as prepared as he is/was that he should have SOMETHiNG on everyone. Hell, wha would he have done if Palin had run for president?

Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?

Gingrich, but either way works. Mitt's got enough money to buy a lot of bullshiat... enough to bury even Newt's ego-bloated self.

I Said: All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.

I'm feeling a great deal of relief that this is, finally, the last damn GOP debate we'll have to hear about... and, yet, at the same time, sadness that there will be no more moments of crazy to laugh over. In the tradition of horrible reality television, these debates have been entertainingly dysfunctional while also being utterly nauseating.

FL primaries are too close, but is it at all possible that these two hack each other down so badly that Paul or Santorum lock up some future states?

Quasar: Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.



Unfortunately, this is the first result for "Two people that hate each other" on GIS. I don't think we'll see any Mormon on amphibian action this primary season.

Quasar: I Said: All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.

Romney would win that, for sure.

But for the talent show, Newt would kick ass with his "Watch me make everyone forget the things I did 2 minutes ago".

CNN has been getting chant-bombed by a pretty large group of Ron Paul fans for the last hour.

Have they always had so many farking debates? It just seems like they're having one of these wharr-offs every other day now.

I can't imagine who the audience for this crap is. Probably people watching for the lulz and to see if the crazy-ass teabagger audience will boo soldiers and cheer for the KKK or something.

I can't tell you how bummed I am I have to miss this. It is quality entertainment. It is political theater at its finest. I hope ron paul wins an evenly matched Florida.

This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?

WhyteRaven74: meanwhile in the Polish national legislature

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If only we had a significant group of pols that ballsy

Hey guys, what's going on in here??

LockeOak: I mean, I'm horrified/fascinated/amused by the GOP freakshow as everyone else, but I have to think that if I were watching one of these debates with a friend from another country I would also be deeply, profoundly embarrassed and ashamed.

Oh totally. You shouldn't ever actually watch or listen to one of these. Wait until the next day to hear about the choice bits.

Wait...Newt Gingrich is saying that some "other people" know about his second marriage?

Sock Ruh Tease: Joe Six-Keg: This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?

If you hear a candidate attack a moderator, take a drink.

If you take a drink, take a drink.

Godsdammit, I said "semi-functional", not "huddled in a corner on strike quivering in fear"!

Gingrich already called out as a liar. Nice

Wait...the audience is involved in this one?

Oh hells yeah. I'm watching this.

*settles in comfortably*