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(CNN) Florida Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)   (cnn.com) divider line 1692
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2012-01-26 05:47:25 PM
This is going to be two rich white guys fighting for their political lives. It's going to get bloody.
 
2012-01-26 06:00:59 PM
WTF Indeed: This is going to be two rich white guys fighting for their political lives. It's going to get bloody.

Might add "while trying to run against an opponent who has turned around a global depression started by the GOP, ending one war, gone three years without a terrorist attack, oversaw a peaceful democritization in the middle east, and seems to stack up corpses of dead terrorists and pirates faster than Newt Gingrich on a tear at Hooters".

Oh, and managing to go without more than some crap-level scandal, too. Three years into the last administration, not even sure where to start - Scooter Libby, Ken Lay, Bernie Ebbers, the entire DOJ fiasco...
 
2012-01-26 06:16:25 PM
Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.
 
2012-01-26 06:24:21 PM
Moon Base!!!
 
2012-01-26 06:28:12 PM
I will now start refering to Newt as simply: 84

Since thats how many ethics violations he has

also this:

i120.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-26 07:16:09 PM
skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 07:23:35 PM
and it's all here on "SOAP".......k/dar
 
2012-01-26 07:24:19 PM
Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?


You mean, Romney's bullshiat or Gingrich's bullshiat?

Answer: Yes.
 
2012-01-26 07:28:16 PM
All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.
 
2012-01-26 07:29:15 PM
The Onion is prophetic: Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?

You mean, Romney's bullshiat or Gingrich's bullshiat?

Answer: Yes.


I'm surprised that Romney has buried Gingrich in the Speaker's own bullshiat. Something tells me that to be as prepared as he is/was that he should have SOMETHiNG on everyone. Hell, wha would he have done if Palin had run for president?
 
2012-01-26 07:35:18 PM
Runs_With_Scissors_: skinnycatullus: Romney has been running for president since January 2007. It astonishes me that he hasn't buried Gingrich in a pile of his own bullshiat. He may be one of the worst "serious" presidential candidates in US history.

I'm confused. Who's bullshiat are we talking about here?


Gingrich, but either way works. Mitt's got enough money to buy a lot of bullshiat... enough to bury even Newt's ego-bloated self.
 
2012-01-26 07:35:57 PM
I Said: All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.
 
2012-01-26 07:38:04 PM
I'm feeling a great deal of relief that this is, finally, the last damn GOP debate we'll have to hear about... and, yet, at the same time, sadness that there will be no more moments of crazy to laugh over. In the tradition of horrible reality television, these debates have been entertainingly dysfunctional while also being utterly nauseating.
 
2012-01-26 07:38:37 PM
FL primaries are too close, but is it at all possible that these two hack each other down so badly that Paul or Santorum lock up some future states?
 
2012-01-26 07:38:52 PM
Quasar: Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.

graphjam.files.wordpress.com

Unfortunately, this is the first result for "Two people that hate each other" on GIS. I don't think we'll see any Mormon on amphibian action this primary season.
 
2012-01-26 07:39:31 PM
Quasar: I Said: All contests between braindead assholes fighting for the hearts and minds of useless POS's should end in a talent show and a swim suit competition.

Newt in a speedo would look like someone dropped a washcloth into a vat of marshmallow fluff.


Romney would win that, for sure.

But for the talent show, Newt would kick ass with his "Watch me make everyone forget the things I did 2 minutes ago".
 
2012-01-26 07:48:34 PM
CNN has been getting chant-bombed by a pretty large group of Ron Paul fans for the last hour.
 
2012-01-26 07:49:25 PM
Have they always had so many farking debates? It just seems like they're having one of these wharr-offs every other day now.

I can't imagine who the audience for this crap is. Probably people watching for the lulz and to see if the crazy-ass teabagger audience will boo soldiers and cheer for the KKK or something.
 
2012-01-26 07:50:25 PM
ANOTHER debate? Good God. I think from now on all Presidential nominees should be decided by an episode of American Gladiators.
 
2012-01-26 07:51:16 PM
Coco LaFemme: ANOTHER debate? Good God. I think from now on all Presidential nominees should be decided by an episode of American Gladiators.

The results couldn't possibly be worse...
 
2012-01-26 07:51:22 PM
I can't tell you how bummed I am I have to miss this. It is quality entertainment. It is political theater at its finest. I hope ron paul wins an evenly matched Florida.
 
2012-01-26 07:51:47 PM
motherjones.com
Not mine, stolen from Fark:

After all, I, too, believe that we will regenerate manufacturing jobs if we inflate the value of our currency. I have always thought it was a sound idea to scrap the EPA and defund the "backdoor" NLRB. Science has proven that if we had eliminated NASA earlier, we'd have dozens of moon bases and star fleets. I want moon bases and star fleets. But not Scary Muslims. No, Scary Muslims can't enter my EPA- and NLRB-free, strong dollar outer space moon colony. Especially if the Muslims also have health care. I oppose the idea that government should pick winners and losers, but I support what I will call government "incentives" to particular sectors of the economy. Like most level-headed people and Jesus, as a matter of principle I despise FEMA and any attempt to marshal resources to help people in their hour of need. The housing bubble, I have heard, had nothing to do with banks or market mania; it was engineered by bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. (Probably bureaucrats at the EPA and NLRB. To forestall moon bases. Moon bases of liberty!) The government has no business inserting itself into the economy, yet I also demand some kind of vague national industrial policy and will insist on what I euphemistically call "fair trade." A hobby of mine is to repeat patent lies about the United States being overtaxed. It's not just that Barack Obama has made some mistakes or holds positions I disagree with; I can and will actively insinuate that President Obama is antagonistic toward, and/or is ashamed of, our country. I WILL HOWEVER MAKE NO APOLOGY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND OUR FREEDOMS!!! I am so worried about teh gays that I believe we must amend the Constitution to deny them basic rights of citizenship and re-institutionalize discrimination in the military. Or we'll all be gay -- really,really gay. Did I mention yet that I am scared of Scary Muslims? By the way, torture: cool. As a matter of fact, maybe if we tortured more gay bureaucrats at the NLRB we'd have space colonies. Republicans 2012!"
 
2012-01-26 07:52:26 PM
CNN Live (on some kookie site)
 
2012-01-26 07:52:38 PM
meanwhile in the Polish national legislature

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2012-01-26 07:52:43 PM
I Said: FL primaries are too close, but is it at all possible that these two hack each other down so badly that Paul or Santorum lock up some future states?

No. They're done.
 
2012-01-26 07:52:48 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Coco LaFemme: ANOTHER debate? Good God. I think from now on all Presidential nominees should be decided by an episode of American Gladiators.

The results couldn't possibly be worse...


If you can withstand getting knocked off a pedestal by a giant Q-Tip, you get the nomination. Then the final two nominees do that obstacle course thingy at the end.
 
2012-01-26 07:53:50 PM
Am I imagining things, or is RON PAUL the only candidate that didn't launch a scorched earth negative campaign this week?
 
2012-01-26 07:53:54 PM
Gingrich blasts Romney before last Florida debate

I just hope Mrs. Romney liked it.
 
2012-01-26 07:54:12 PM
jake_lex: Have they always had so many farking debates? It just seems like they're having one of these wharr-offs every other day now.

I can't imagine who the audience for this crap is. Probably people watching for the lulz and to see if the crazy-ass teabagger audience will boo soldiers and cheer for the KKK or something.


I watch for the lulz and to weep for our future. Besides, nothing else is on til Archer at 10.
 
2012-01-26 07:54:13 PM
This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?
 
2012-01-26 07:54:35 PM
how about a debate hosted by Jerry Springer? It's about all the four GOP candidates deserve.
 
2012-01-26 07:54:49 PM
WhyteRaven74: meanwhile in the Polish national legislature

[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 640x413]


If only we had a significant group of pols that ballsy
 
2012-01-26 07:54:56 PM
I mean, I'm horrified/fascinated/amused by the GOP freakshow as everyone else, but I have to think that if I were watching one of these debates with a friend from another country I would also be deeply, profoundly embarrassed and ashamed.
 
2012-01-26 07:55:17 PM
Hey guys, what's going on in here??
 
2012-01-26 07:55:35 PM
Norv Turner: I will now start refering to Newt as simply: 84

nodwick.humor.gamespy.com

84 does not approve.
 
2012-01-26 07:55:48 PM
Joe Six-Keg: This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?

If you hear a candidate attack a moderator, take a drink.

If you take a drink, take a drink.
 
2012-01-26 07:56:18 PM
LockeOak: I mean, I'm horrified/fascinated/amused by the GOP freakshow as everyone else, but I have to think that if I were watching one of these debates with a friend from another country I would also be deeply, profoundly embarrassed and ashamed.

Oh totally. You shouldn't ever actually watch or listen to one of these. Wait until the next day to hear about the choice bits.
 
2012-01-26 07:56:36 PM
what_now: Hey guys, what's going on in here??

Moon base!!!!
 
2012-01-26 07:57:24 PM
LockeOak: I mean, I'm horrified/fascinated/amused by the GOP freakshow as everyone else, but I have to think that if I were watching one of these debates with a friend from another country I would also be deeply, profoundly embarrassed and ashamed.

Yea, but chances are it's another country with soccer fans that beat people to death.
 
2012-01-26 07:57:38 PM
jake_lex: Have they always had so many farking debates? It just seems like they're having one of these wharr-offs every other day now.

I can't imagine who the audience for this crap is. Probably people watching for the lulz and to see if the crazy-ass teabagger audience will boo soldiers and cheer for the KKK or something.


I resemble that remark.
 
2012-01-26 07:58:10 PM
Wait...Newt Gingrich is saying that some "other people" know about his second marriage?
 
2012-01-26 07:58:48 PM
Newt Gingrich has the approval of banged 32% of Florida women.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-26 07:59:16 PM
This audience is drunk.
 
2012-01-26 07:59:28 PM
Haha..."family values".



aworldofprogress.com
 
2012-01-26 07:59:31 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Joe Six-Keg: This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?

If you hear a candidate attack a moderator, take a drink.

If you take a drink, take a drink.


Godsdammit, I said "semi-functional", not "huddled in a corner on strike quivering in fear"!
 
2012-01-26 08:00:05 PM
Joe Six-Keg: This is going to be some epic funny. What are the drinking game rules for those who might actually want to keep their liver semi-functional?

I think it's getting to the point that for your own safety it's best to just drink during the commercials.
 
2012-01-26 08:00:13 PM
Gingrich already called out as a liar. Nice
 
2012-01-26 08:00:23 PM
what_now: Wait...Newt Gingrich is saying that some "other people" know about his second marriage?

He is well known to be in his 3rd marriage. Given that....isn't the existence of a 2nd marriage at some point pretty clearly implied? *ducks*
 
2012-01-26 08:00:38 PM
ugh, Wolf Blitzer is moderating this one?

ugh
 
2012-01-26 08:00:42 PM
Wait...the audience is involved in this one?

Oh hells yeah. I'm watching this.

*settles in comfortably*
 
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