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		Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN) (cnn.com)		1692
		More: Florida, Florida GOP, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party of Florida, ORC International, Alex Castellanos, negative ads, Rick Santorum

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King Something		2012-01-26 10:02:19 PM

hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Lucky you.

2wolves		2012-01-26 10:02:24 PM

Infernalist: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Someone tell 'em about the moon base.

And financing it with 90% private industry.

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-26 10:02:25 PM

I really want Obama to be backstage during one of these things, and after they all answer the "why are you the best choice for beating Obama" question, he comes out in all smiles and just gives each of them a big hug.

Andy Andy		2012-01-26 10:02:34 PM

Fista-Phobia: Romney jumps into the crowd. WTF? HAHAHA

He's keepin with the WWF theme, by gawd!

what_now		2012-01-26 10:02:38 PM

There's a show on Animal Planet called "American Stuffers" that is about taxidermists.

It's LESS weird than this.

odinsposse		2012-01-26 10:02:48 PM

We need kids to be more interested in science. But not science that is uncomfortable for my worldview. Other stuff, preferably bomb making and hand held gaydars.

sprawl15		2012-01-26 10:02:59 PM

hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Quick recap.

Dougie AXP		2012-01-26 10:03:18 PM

gimmegimme: Dougie AXP: STFU SANTORUM.

I'm from PA, I live here and live in the central part now. There is no such thing as a Regan Democrat.

dumbass.

There, there. Pennsylvania is home to many morans. I am pleased you are not one of them.

Thank you. I just had to get that off my chest.

Now let me crack open a Yuengling and feel better.

2wolves		2012-01-26 10:03:19 PM

Rich Cream: John "the Asset" Anderson

I voted for John Anderson.

Dahnkster		2012-01-26 10:03:19 PM

It was fun ya'll. My imaginary wife getting off from her nursing shift and I'm still in last nights underpants and t-shirt.

culebra		2012-01-26 10:03:21 PM

2wolves: Infernalist: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Someone tell 'em about the moon base.

And financing it with 90% private industry.

And putting credit card companies in charge of immigration.

BuckTurgidson		2012-01-26 10:03:30 PM

So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

Fista-Phobia		2012-01-26 10:03:59 PM

Andy Andy: Fista-Phobia: Romney jumps into the crowd. WTF? HAHAHA

He's keepin with the WWF theme, by gawd!

Makes me want to fire up WWF on the PS1, create a custom wrestler, and listen to "PLAYER 1! PLAYER 1!"

BuckTurgidson		2012-01-26 10:04:08 PM

... locker-room interview ...

Coco LaFemme		2012-01-26 10:04:09 PM

sprawl15: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Quick recap.

This is why America will never be great.

ASlyLittleFox		2012-01-26 10:04:41 PM

Ugh, I just realized my livestream cut out during a commercial break like a half hour ago. What's going on now, is it over?

HeartBurnKid		2012-01-26 10:04:41 PM

Well, I'm off to watch something a bit more dignified: pro wrestling. Later.

Infernalist		2012-01-26 10:04:42 PM

BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

Newt's win in SC woke the establishment up to how close they were coming to losing this pre-arranged primary.

apoptotic		2012-01-26 10:04:45 PM

BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

They're talking to Santorum and his mom now.

skullkrusher		2012-01-26 10:04:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: Gingrich is a sociopath, suffering from delusions of grandeur and a compulsion to pathologically lie. Any other country, and he'd be locked in an institution getting Thorazine injections thrice daily, but in the United States, he's allowed to run for the highest possible elected office.

and you find this to be something the US should rectify?

gimmegimme		2012-01-26 10:04:58 PM

BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

But...but...I thought CNN wanted Democrats to win the general election! I thought they were the librul media eeeeleeete grrrrr anti teapublican grrr.

sirgrim		2012-01-26 10:05:04 PM

BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

They're interviewing Santorum right now, so what are you on about?

BuckTurgidson		2012-01-26 10:05:16 PM

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* Mmvmmmmphhggggggaagghh *slurp* *suck* Oh Mitt, you are so HUGE and STRONG *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

apoptotic		2012-01-26 10:05:21 PM

ASlyLittleFox: Ugh, I just realized my livestream cut out during a commercial break like a half hour ago. What's going on now, is it over?

Yeah it's over. CNN's doing post-show analysis now.

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-01-26 10:05:47 PM

Car_Ramrod: I really want Obama to be backstage during one of these things, and after they all answer the "why are you the best choice for beating Obama" question, he comes out in all smiles and just gives each of them a big hug.

*Snerk*

/Your jib.
//I like the cut of it.

Coco LaFemme		2012-01-26 10:06:00 PM

BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

The check must have cleared.

Tax Boy		2012-01-26 10:06:13 PM

BassChild: I don't know about that. It's tradition, but I don't think something untoward will happen if the President wanted to take the oath on say, a copy of the Constitution. Which frankly, they should be doing. They're not swearing to uphold the Bible.

John Quincy Adams used a law book, and Teddy Roosevelt didn't use anything.

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-26 10:06:18 PM

Infernalist: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Someone tell 'em about the moon base.

Santorum is going to use it to disprove the lunar warming hoax.

Dahnkster		2012-01-26 10:06:30 PM

BuckTurgidson: Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

Every single media outlet is telling us Romney is more electable than Newt. It's just so far the voters aren't buying it. Especially here in the Southlands.

Infernalist		2012-01-26 10:06:33 PM

gimmegimme: BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

But...but...I thought CNN wanted Democrats to win the general election! I thought they were the librul media eeeeleeete grrrrr anti teapublican grrr.

The liberal media bias died sometime back in the 1980s.

Coco LaFemme		2012-01-26 10:06:54 PM

FWIW, Nate Silver thinks FrothAss did as well as the Mormon Gordon Gekko.

BuckTurgidson		2012-01-26 10:06:59 PM

sirgrim: They're interviewing Santorum right now, so what are you on about?

Oh, they'll be back to how Romney PWNED Gingrich in a minute or two, don't you worry.

Did you miss the rapid-cut sequence where their "panel" all awarded the night to Romney?

apoptotic		2012-01-26 10:07:21 PM

Car_Ramrod: Infernalist: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Someone tell 'em about the moon base.

Santorum is going to use it to disprove the lunar warming hoax.

The hoax that was staged in Latin America by Iranian jihadists.

ASlyLittleFox		2012-01-26 10:07:26 PM

apoptotic: ASlyLittleFox: Ugh, I just realized my livestream cut out during a commercial break like a half hour ago. What's going on now, is it over?

Yeah it's over. CNN's doing post-show analysis now.

Ah, boooring. If Mitt and Newt aren't fighting anymore, than I'm out.

what_now		2012-01-26 10:08:03 PM

To recap:

Newt Gingrich is an asshole who thinks the 51st state should be on the moon, Rick Santorum thinks we should invade Cuba and Honduras, but it doesn't matter because he's irrelevant, RONPAUL is more physically fit than Newt, and Mitt Romney is rich as fark and doesn't care who knows it.

2wolves		2012-01-26 10:08:05 PM

BuckTurgidson: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* Mmvmmmmphhggggggaagghh *slurp* *suck* Oh Mitt, you are so HUGE and STRONG *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

You sound odd enough to be a LaRoucher.

Infernalist		2012-01-26 10:08:56 PM

Coco LaFemme: FWIW, Nate Silver thinks FrothAss did as well as the Mormon Gordon Gekko.

They all looked sharp and that was bad for Newt.

If Romney had come into that debate at the top, 'he' would have been the top target and would have gotten thrashed by the other three, like they thrashed Newt tonight.

In short, this is going to the floor of the RNC and it's going to be glorious.

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-26 10:08:58 PM

culebra: 2wolves: Infernalist: hutchkc: ah man i missed the whole thing :(

Someone tell 'em about the moon base.

And financing it with 90% private industry.

And putting credit card companies in charge of immigration.

That last one is too crazy for my mind to even acknowledge.

apoptotic		2012-01-26 10:09:10 PM

what_now: To recap:

Newt Gingrich is an asshole who thinks the 51st state should be on the moon, Rick Santorum thinks we should invade Cuba and Honduras, but it doesn't matter because he's irrelevant, RONPAUL is more physically fit than Newt, and Mitt Romney is rich as fark and doesn't care who knows it.

And the crowd cheered diametrically opposing statements equally. It was odd.

King Something		2012-01-26 10:09:31 PM

Dahnkster: BuckTurgidson: Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

Every single media outlet is telling us Romney is more electable than Newt. It's just so far the voters aren't buying it. Especially here in the Southlands.

They want a horserace.

It's gonna be like watching Secretariat versus Barbaro.

WI241TH		2012-01-26 10:09:32 PM

So after Wikipedia-ing Saul Alinsky (I didn't know who he was or why Newt hated him), I find this,

"Former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey gives copies of Alinsky's book
"Rules for Radicals" to Tea Party leaders."

Why does Newt hate the Tea Party?

Dahnkster		2012-01-26 10:09:46 PM

Infernalist: The liberal media bias died sometime back in the 1980s.

THIS! If I didn't have the internets, I would be at a loss for 'news' that doesn't push for a consumerist, spend spend spend, buy, buy buy slant.

hutchkc		2012-01-26 10:09:56 PM

ahh man this could have been an interesting one as the recap looks like the crowd got into it

Car_Ramrod		2012-01-26 10:10:30 PM

David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt

Romney odds of nomination on Intrade: 89%, up from 65% yesterday. Mostly bc of new FL polls. A few more % pts during debate.

what_now		2012-01-26 10:10:41 PM

In a few months:

www.theblaze.com

Fista-Phobia		2012-01-26 10:10:52 PM

WI241TH: So after Wikipedia-ing Saul Alinsky (I didn't know who he was or why Newt hated him), I find this,

"Former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey gives copies of Alinsky's book
"Rules for Radicals" to Tea Party leaders."

Why does Newt hate the Tea Party?

It's surreal to be sure.

Infernalist		2012-01-26 10:10:53 PM

I'm mostly disgusted by the seeming disinterest in space exploration by this Party's candidates...

Of course, Obama's no better on that issue, so I have to simply accept that we're not going to get off this rock in my lifetime.

Curse of the Goth Kids		2012-01-26 10:10:56 PM

apoptotic: BuckTurgidson: So, CNN spontaneously decided to give Romney the last-word locker-roo, sound byte.

Now CNN is fellating Romney like starving crack whores.

They're talking to Santorum and his mom now.

The piano-tune's got a hearing aid and he showed up with his mother.

sprawl15		2012-01-26 10:11:06 PM

hutchkc: ahh man this could have been an interesting one as the recap looks like the crowd got into it

They clapped at everything. It was like a Journey concert.

sirgrim		2012-01-26 10:11:52 PM

BuckTurgidson: Oh, they'll be back to how Romney PWNED Gingrich in a minute or two, don't you worry.

Did you miss the rapid-cut sequence where their "panel" all awarded the night to Romney?

I've heard quite a few say they think Santorum did the best, actually.

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