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(CNN)   Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)   (cnn.com) divider line 1692
    More: Florida, Florida GOP, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party of Florida, ORC International, Alex Castellanos, negative ads, Rick Santorum  
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2012-01-26 09:27:31 PM  

JudgeSmails: sounds like newt is looking to swing.

/enjoy your dinner


I've been through survival school. You are powerless here.
 
2012-01-26 09:27:32 PM  
Malady! DRINK
 
2012-01-26 09:27:44 PM  
Mr. Anal Foam: My wife is my hero...I don't even care that she had an abortion....
 
2012-01-26 09:27:56 PM  
God damn it Santorum you talk a lot
 
2012-01-26 09:28:07 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: sprawl15: God, Romney's wife looks like she's trying to figure out if that fart had a bit of liquid in it.

He shoots he scores!


Yep. sprawl15 is killing this thread.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:17 PM  
Wolf: "Okay, nice pandering to your women, back to Man Business."
 
2012-01-26 09:28:19 PM  
Jesus Christ! Do you have to have at least 5+ kids in order to be considered a GOP candidate?
 
2012-01-26 09:28:20 PM  
Beat that, Newt. shiat. Romney went the high road and didn't point out Newt's shortcomings.

Newt: Calista blows a mean skin flute.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:21 PM  
Santorum: "My wife wrote a book on our dead child who we dragged through our house and exposed to our children because that's perfectly normal thing to do"
 
2012-01-26 09:28:24 PM  
SANTORUM: MY ABORTION WAS OKAY. YOURS IS NOT.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:27 PM  

Coco LaFemme: How can there be that many Republicans in Florida? Isn't it full of retired Jews from New York and Cubans? My boyfriend's grandparents, I shiat you not, live in Boca (like all good NY Jews), and it's almost to a man, Democrat in their area.


Yeah, that one tiny corner of Florida is Jewish. The rest is full of rednecks or baby boomers retiring. I used to think rednecks weren't actually real, it was just some sort of exaggeration. Then I moved to Florida and realized they are real and they are everywhere.

Hell the largest Confederate flag being flown in the US is outside of Tampa.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:36 PM  
Wolf: "Let's get back to the debate"

God he's dumb.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:37 PM  
So Karen Santorum would be a good first lady because she felt "called" to be a (his?) wife, so presumably she'd do what he tells her to, and because she's anti-choice.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:37 PM  
Jebus shout-out! Everyone take a shot . . .
 
2012-01-26 09:28:43 PM  

bravian: Newt: "my wife is artistic!"

/so that's why you took her for your third wife


Artistic is code for "can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."
 
2012-01-26 09:28:47 PM  

Tabak: Dahnkster: I've said it in past debates....AS much as I despise gold standard and state's rights, Ron Paul is the pick of this litter.

The others would harm the economy; Ron Paul would destroy it.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you probably don't know what you are talking about.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:51 PM  
WOAH RICK:

THere were no story books about manners before my wifes?

So she wrote Goofus and Gallant AND the Berenstein Bears?
 
2012-01-26 09:28:53 PM  
img690.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-26 09:28:55 PM  
Sigh, Reagan worship time
 
2012-01-26 09:28:58 PM  
Santorum has so many kids, he's running an evolution experiment.
 
2012-01-26 09:28:59 PM  
REAGAN REAGAN omg omg omg omg!!!
 
2012-01-26 09:29:01 PM  
YOUR DAD WAS A farkING GOVERNOR MITT! YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY THE OUTSIDER CARD!
 
2012-01-26 09:29:15 PM  
hehehe ... he mentioned Reagan's bush... hehehe.
 
2012-01-26 09:29:31 PM  

gimmegimme: SANTORUM: MY ABORTION WAS OKAY. YOURS IS NOT.


Wanna see a fetus?

*opens paper towel wad*
 
2012-01-26 09:29:32 PM  

Cuchulane: Sigh, Reagan worship fellatio time

 
2012-01-26 09:29:47 PM  
img513.imageshack.us

Manners are an enjoyable way to express feelings with other people. I'd like to start off with a fun activity, in which we'll be doing a little role-playing. Now I'll need a couple of volunteers.

img204.imageshack.us

Butt-head: Uh, pole playing?
Beavis: I can do that!
 
2012-01-26 09:29:53 PM  
What in the blue fark is Romney doing with this question?
 
2012-01-26 09:29:54 PM  

seventypercent: REAGAN REAGAN omg omg omg omg!!!


aloader.com
 
2012-01-26 09:29:57 PM  
I'm no Reagan, I became more conservative when I found out it was a prerequisite for a GOP run.
 
2012-01-26 09:30:11 PM  

culebra: YOUR DAD WAS A farkING GOVERNOR MITT! YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY THE OUTSIDER CARD!


Hey now, if the former Speaker of the House can play the outsider card....
 
2012-01-26 09:30:14 PM  

Cuchulane: Sigh, Reagan worship time


Let's be fair. Reagan was suffering from the first symptoms of Alzheimer's during his second term. These four guys are falling in Reagan's footsteps.
 
2012-01-26 09:30:21 PM  

Cuchulane: Sigh, Reagan worship time


DRINK!
 
2012-01-26 09:30:22 PM  

djkutch: Santorum has so many kids, he's running an evolution experiment.


Well, they weren't born good, so either it's evolution or...could it be ...Satan?
 
2012-01-26 09:30:27 PM  

m3000: Coco LaFemme: How can there be that many Republicans in Florida? Isn't it full of retired Jews from New York and Cubans? My boyfriend's grandparents, I shiat you not, live in Boca (like all good NY Jews), and it's almost to a man, Democrat in their area.

Yeah, that one tiny corner of Florida is Jewish. The rest is full of rednecks or baby boomers retiring. I used to think rednecks weren't actually real, it was just some sort of exaggeration. Then I moved to Florida and realized they are real and they are everywhere.

Hell the largest Confederate flag being flown in the US is outside of Tampa.


I live in North Carolina, which while admittedly isn't as redneck as our retarded brother to the south, there's still enough necks of red around here to make you want to herd them all into a pen and zap their yambags with a taser.
 
2012-01-26 09:30:33 PM  

gimmegimme: SANTORUM: MY ABORTION WAS OKAY. YOURS IS NOT.


here, I think this fell off your Fark handle

www.theheartlinknetwork.com
 
2012-01-26 09:30:47 PM  

seventypercent: What in the blue fark is Romney doing with this question?


I don't know, but I'd love to hear what they think of republican's celebrating when Chicago didn't get the Olympic bid.
 
2012-01-26 09:30:51 PM  
Didn't you get kicked out of that Congress and thereby cede the "torch"?
 
2012-01-26 09:30:51 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-26 09:31:02 PM  
Which of you are most worthy to kiss Ronnies sack? "Step right up!"
 
2012-01-26 09:31:03 PM  
Newt: Reagan passed ME the torch...bow before me and get out of my way, simultaneously if possible.
 
2012-01-26 09:31:04 PM  
Gingrich: The idiotic son of Reagan has endorsed me!
 
2012-01-26 09:31:06 PM  

Coco LaFemme: bravian: Newt: "my wife is artistic!"

/so that's why you took her for your third wife

Artistic is code for "can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."


Also could mean that she experimented with girls in college.
 
2012-01-26 09:31:08 PM  
KIng Goldwater begat King Reagan who begat King Gingrich

barf
 
2012-01-26 09:31:15 PM  
Does anyone else think it's funny that Mittens is running on this whole "I did the Olympics" thing just two years after the GOP celebrated the fact that Chicago lost out on hosting the Olympics?
 
2012-01-26 09:31:19 PM  
Newt explains how much of an outsider he is by his close ties with Reagan
 
2012-01-26 09:31:22 PM  
Fighting in the trenches in the 80's, because it was such an awful time for the GOP. Just terrible.
 
2012-01-26 09:31:23 PM  
Newt is like a dog that just can't help but bite
 
2012-01-26 09:31:36 PM  
.....more fellating of Reagan. Seriously guys? You're practically mouth-humping the pelvic bone now. STOP IT.
 
2012-01-26 09:31:37 PM  
How close you are/were to St. Reagan isn't an issue worthy of anyone's time.
 
2012-01-26 09:31:43 PM  
Mitt's father is Mexican. Look it up. Whar birf cert wharsfdkasjkl
 
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