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(CNN)   Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)   (cnn.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida GOP, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Republican Party of Florida, ORC International, Alex Castellanos, negative ads, Rick Santorum  
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2012-01-26 09:03:11 PM  
"Leeches and Smeckler's Powder was cheap in those days."
 
2012-01-26 09:03:16 PM  
Yeah, Ron-medical care is expensive because of the government, not the huge private bureaucracy of unnecessary middlemen known as the insurance industry. You farking Randroid.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:24 PM  
The way I remember it, it was the outrageous lawsuits that cost medical insurance increases that made medicine expensive.

/lawyers
 
2012-01-26 09:03:27 PM  

I Said: I like Newt's rhetoric on space. I'm a sucker for big ideas AND space exploration


It might be something if it wasn't merely blatant pandering. There were no moon bases in Iowa.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:28 PM  
Unemployed and no health care you coulda heard a pin drop up in that mutha farka!
 
2012-01-26 09:03:30 PM  
Gingrich is getting violated. I feel like I should call the police.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:31 PM  
Niiiiiice outfit. It's like a Halloween costume.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:32 PM  
You're unemployed and need health benefits?

FARK YOU.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:36 PM  
She looks like she can hang with Ned Stark.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:38 PM  

Andy Andy: oh no, a poor person appears!


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repeat
 
2012-01-26 09:03:39 PM  

quizzical: Gingrich: LOCKBOX!


Ron Paul: Strategery...
 
2012-01-26 09:03:39 PM  
Newt wanted audience participation.

Gets booed.
 
2012-01-26 09:03:56 PM  

I Said: I like Newt's rhetoric on space. I'm a sucker for big ideas AND space exploration


Yeah, I'm running into an existential crises with this "a vote for Newt is a vote for a moon base."

If he just punches a banker in the face then I'm going to have to vote for him, damn the consequences.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:01 PM  
So, take money out of healthcare, and it'll be cheap? Maybe I'm dumb, but that doesn't make any sense.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:04 PM  

Cuchulane: What the hell is that woman wearing?


I think that's real muppet fur
 
2012-01-26 09:04:14 PM  
The cost is high because we don't use leeches anymore, Dr. Paul.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:18 PM  
It's a lot harder to talk trash about people without health insurance when someone without insurance is right in front of you isn't it assholes?
 
2012-01-26 09:04:27 PM  
What we can do: nothing right now.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:32 PM  

coco ebert: This woman and that dead mammal on her back will not get a satisfactory answer, I guess.


The answer seems to be "repeal Obamacare and all those pesky regulations that are preventing her from getting a job".

Pretty much what I expected.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:38 PM  
Jobs don't cut it. People need careers.
 
2012-01-26 09:04:44 PM  

NateGrey: Newt wanted audience participation.

Gets booed.


you can't explain that
 
2012-01-26 09:04:47 PM  
Couldn't Romney just give her his pocket money?
 
2012-01-26 09:04:49 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: She looks like she can hang with Ned Stark.


Brace yourself . . . .
Derp is coming
 
2012-01-26 09:05:01 PM  
OBAMACARE!
 
2012-01-26 09:05:03 PM  
We need to get her a job!
Are you hiring?

NOPE
 
2012-01-26 09:05:05 PM  

Rich Cream: The way I remember it, it was the outrageous lawsuits that cost medical insurance increases that made medicine expensive.

/lawyers


It's those doggoned people living longer that makes medicine expensive. You see, if we went back to having most people die in their 60s, it'd be way cheaper. It's the conservative way.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:08 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: A rat done bit my sister Nell.


Sister Nell should get a job, and clean her dirty house.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:22 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. Newt just said buying insurance with a lot of other people will make her healthcare cheaper. Isn't that single-payer?
 
2012-01-26 09:05:31 PM  
What we should do is what they were tying to do in Obama care you farking idiots.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:33 PM  

Car_Ramrod: So, take money out of healthcare, and it'll be cheap? Maybe I'm dumb, but that doesn't make any sense.


It's stupid bullshiat, but it's stupid bullshiat the rightists have been running for some time. Insurance makes health care expensive! Just make it so there's no insurance and prices will magically come down! Because, y'know, health insurance sprang fully formed from the thigh of Zeus and wasn't created to respond to unsustainable health costs in the first place.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:39 PM  
I'm waiting for Newt to start referring to Obamacare as Romneycare.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:45 PM  
Rick Santorum: America doesn't need big ideas right now.

Ummm... didn't wallowing in stale and ineffective concepts get us where we are now? Is there something wrong with building up NASA in order to have more Math and Science jobs? Is it wrong to think big and dream about learning the mysteries of space?

Oh right, you're an evangelical. You already know the complete truth about the universe....
 
2012-01-26 09:05:45 PM  

2wolves: Jobs don't cut it. People need careers.


Careers!? That's only for the well-connected and their children. Now grab a mop!
 
2012-01-26 09:05:46 PM  

Dahnkster: Unemployed and no health care you coulda heard a pin drop up in that mutha farka!


Yeah they were clearly wondering how she got past security.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:47 PM  
Newt: This woman should get a tax break for the $1000/month insurance she buys while she's unemployed.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:50 PM  

Mawson of the Antarctic: We need to get her a job!
Are you hiring?

NOPE


Not until Obama's gone!
 
2012-01-26 09:05:51 PM  
Lady: "I don't have health insurance. How would you fix that?"

RONPAUL: "This is because the government has been involved. Back when I was a kid, we paid our doctors in chickens. You should buy your own health insurance. God bless America."
Gingrich: "Get a job, hippie."
Mittens: "Just cash in one of your bonds, silly. Also, blame Obama."


Basically, NONE of them helped her, but they were all really good at explaining to her why she's in the situation she's in.
 
2012-01-26 09:05:53 PM  
Fark, Newt. Let's let people pay in groups to defray costs! How about single payer, dumbass?
 
2012-01-26 09:05:59 PM  
"It was like Groundhog Day," said the man who has repeatedly failed in his run for the Presidency.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:01 PM  
So, if you buy in a big group, you get cheaper healthcare? So like if a country were to buy in a large block, healthcare would be cheaper?

Hmm...
 
2012-01-26 09:06:05 PM  
"I'm unemployed and can't afford insurance. What should I do?"

"Obama is bad."
 
2012-01-26 09:06:16 PM  

WI241TH: Wtf is that woman wearing?


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"DOHVAKIIN, used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee. Now I am unemployed, what health care solutions do you offer for someone like me?"

"I am going to fix the economy and repeal Obamacare, providing many new jobs in the City Guard industry."
 
2012-01-26 09:06:20 PM  
So to answer your question lady, the GOP ain't doing jack squat about your health care. Sell that farkin' coat and get to Wal-Mart for some aspirin aand go to church to pray away the sickness!
 
2012-01-26 09:06:24 PM  
Fark You Mittens, Groundhog day was Awesome.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:26 PM  
Groundhog Day all over again?
 
2012-01-26 09:06:28 PM  
And why, Mitt, did we get insurance through employers in the first place?

Oh. UNIONS. And AMERICAN jobs...not outsourced ones.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:31 PM  
On health care:

Ron Paul-blame the government
Newt-get a job
Santorum-I agree with everyone-shout out to Kasich?!?!? Romneycare.
Mittens-I agree with Paul and Newt-Obama is to blame. Get a job.

Disgusting/predictable.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:32 PM  
I think Romney just met his celestial wife.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:34 PM  
EFF Kasich foam man.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:34 PM  
Maybe she didn't ask the question she was supposed to?
 
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