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Pawn takes the King

2012-01-26 05:36:45 PM

Probably not a new Bueller movie, though that would be awesome.

New Expidiea guy since Shanter's all blown up now?

Vodka Zombie

2012-01-26 05:50:24 PM

My people in Hollywood are telling me it's for Project X: Electric Boogaloo.

Shostie

2012-01-26 06:13:40 PM

No...

NO...!

NO!

unlikely

2012-01-26 07:26:32 PM

If this is a teaser designed to drum up interest in a car commercial I will be upset.

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-26 07:33:05 PM

Godzilla 2?

AverageAmericanGuy

2012-01-26 07:33:53 PM

Weird. Why would they have a Twix commercial without any product placement?

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-26 07:36:05 PM

Pawn takes the King: Probably not a new Bueller movie, though that would be awesome.

New Expidiea guy since Shanter's all blown up now?

??? Shatner is with Priceline.

logic523

2012-01-26 07:37:32 PM

I've seen that movie NINE TIMES.

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-26 07:40:43 PM

logic523: I've seen that movie NINE TIMES.

Nine times?

Lunchlady

2012-01-26 07:43:16 PM

scottydoesntknow: logic523: I've seen that movie NINE TIMES.

Nine times?

NINE, TIMES.

Shempademp

2012-01-26 07:43:30 PM

cetacei

2012-01-26 07:43:54 PM

He's going to kill more people with his car?

Zombie Hitler

2012-01-26 07:44:53 PM

I'm pretty sure I'll hate Broderick forever if he uses Bueller to sell me something.

SpartacusHobbs

2012-01-26 07:46:43 PM

Um, it's a satellite radio commercial. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Broderick go in for reshoots last night. I guess it's Sirius.

spidermann

2012-01-26 07:47:14 PM

Vodka Zombie: My people in Hollywood are telling me it's for Project X: Electric Boogaloo.

new movie using the same name (new window)

IrateShadow

2012-01-26 07:47:59 PM

Zombie Hitler: I'm pretty sure I'll hate Broderick forever if he uses Bueller to sell me something.

It wouldn't surprise me after the series of "Doc Brown" commercials Christopher Lloyd did for Garbarino last year. (new window)

markie_farkie

2012-01-26 07:48:07 PM

Then... and... 2011.

Yes
I
Would

Gulper Eel

2012-01-26 07:50:09 PM

But there's no Cubs game that day.

Apos

2012-01-26 07:52:36 PM

Shostie: No...

NO...!

NO!

hallotavagyna

2012-01-26 07:54:51 PM

Dear MPAA & HOLLYWOOD - YOU SUCK BALLS! BIG farkING BULL TESTICLES!

REALLY?

Zombie Hitler

2012-01-26 07:57:19 PM

IrateShadow: Zombie Hitler: I'm pretty sure I'll hate Broderick forever if he uses Bueller to sell me something.

It wouldn't surprise me after the series of "Doc Brown" commercials Christopher Lloyd did for Garbarino last year. (new window)

Oh ffs.

mongbiohazard

2012-01-26 07:58:53 PM

Why subby, because Matthew Broderick looks old now?

/watched Ladyhawke recently
//I had forgotten so much of that movie
///now I know that wasn't an accident

Sir Roderick Glossop

2012-01-26 07:59:28 PM

cetacei: He's going to kill more people with his car?

[someonehastostarttheslowclap.jpg]

/you magnificent bastard

AverageAmericanGuy

2012-01-26 07:59:52 PM

SpartacusHobbs: Um, it's a satellite radio commercial. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Broderick go in for reshoots last night. I guess it's Sirius.

ಠ_ಠ

Flappyhead

2012-01-26 08:00:53 PM

Lunchlady: scottydoesntknow: logic523: I've seen that movie NINE TIMES.

Nine times?

NINE, TIMES.

I don't remember you seeing that movie nine times.

Fabric_Man

2012-01-26 08:01:52 PM

At least he won't have to worry about Ed Rooney chasing him down...

0.tqn.com

Macinfarker

2012-01-26 08:02:59 PM

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.

Cinaed

2012-01-26 08:09:03 PM

markie_farkie: [lh6.ggpht.com image 413x310]

Then... and... 2011.

Yes
I
Would

....Wow. That alone deserves a sequel.

If only we all looked so good after so long.

zato_ichi

2012-01-26 08:10:12 PM

d-fens99

2012-01-26 08:11:55 PM

It doesn't have the same impact as skipping school does when you can call your boss and take a day off work.

Uzzah

2012-01-26 08:12:20 PM

I hope that Jenny Beuller grew up to be a stripper and that she gets a big, meaty subplot.

/and her original nose

sforce

2012-01-26 08:12:44 PM

LeroyBourne

2012-01-26 08:13:10 PM

Does he get fired?
/oh no wait, he calls in a personal day? and has zany fun?

Everyone Sucks But Me

2012-01-26 08:21:15 PM

Someone make sure to tell him that he can't go in there, his father's dead.

/Am I one of the Jews?

JosephFinn

2012-01-26 08:21:25 PM

Gulper Eel: But there's no Cubs game that day.

So it's a good day.

Uncle Pooky

2012-01-26 08:32:58 PM

I'm guessing the font used for the date is a clue. I'm also guessing someone other than me can and will do more research.

Hugh2d2

2012-01-26 08:32:59 PM

Tyrone Slothrop

2012-01-26 08:33:30 PM

Hey, maybe we'll find out if Ferris is just in Cameron's head.

kathing

2012-01-26 08:35:07 PM

Um... would 2.5.2012 be the date of the Super Bowl?

Anyone? Anyone?

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

2012-01-26 08:36:22 PM

I'm glad to see he's got that Parkinson's thing under control. Terrible disease.

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984

2012-01-26 08:39:04 PM

phuquetarde

2012-01-26 08:42:13 PM

Jonathan Hohensee

2012-01-26 08:46:28 PM

Fat, old Matthew Broderick looks like he has prosthetics on him to make him look fat and old.

Mike Chewbacca

2012-01-26 08:50:06 PM

Fabric_Man: At least he won't have to worry about Ed Rooney chasing him down...

Why is it that Jeffrey Jones looks way more evil in that pic than Josef Fritzl? How is that even possible?

Giltric

2012-01-26 08:51:57 PM

Its a tampon commercial. The first ever aired during a superbowl.

SilentStrider

2012-01-26 09:00:42 PM

Archimedes' Principal

2012-01-26 09:02:59 PM

Commercial for the new SJP Edition Ford Mustang?

/Pony car.

phimuskapsi

2012-01-26 09:03:40 PM

I realllly hope this means what it looks like it means.

ekdikeo4

2012-01-26 09:09:01 PM

phimuskapsi: I realllly hope this means what it looks like it means.

I've read a couple of supposed scripts for this on the Internet over the years, and either one of them I'd probably rent on Netflix.

MrEricSir

2012-01-26 09:20:43 PM

It's going to be revealed that Charlie Sheen's entire life up until this point was method acting -- he was merely researching his role for the Ferris Bueller sequel.

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