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(Variety)   And now for something completely different: Monty Python to reunite in CGI form for new movie that also stars a talking dog named Dennis   (variety.com) divider line 41
    More: Silly, Monty Python, talking animal, comic science fiction, Steve Coogan, United Artists, John Cleese, Michael Palin, Royal Opera House  
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2012-01-26 07:34:21 PM
...also stars a talking dog named Dennis.

Graham Chapman: You there, old cat.
Dennis: Dog.
Graham Chapman: Dog, sorry. What person lives in that house over there?
Dennis: I'm 5.
Graham Chapman: What?
Dennis: I'm 5. That's only 37 in dog years. I'm not "old."
Graham Chapman: Well I can't just call you "Dog."
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
Graham Chapman: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
 
2012-01-26 07:36:23 PM
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2012-01-26 07:45:02 PM
That sounds like it might be pretty g--

...Robin Williams will voice the character.

-and I'm out.
 
2012-01-26 09:06:53 PM
Call me when they have a fish named Eric.
 
2012-01-26 09:09:42 PM
www.bbcamerica.com
 
2012-01-26 09:14:18 PM

Gonad the Ballbarian: Call me when they have a fish named Eric.


I wonder where that fish has gone...
 
2012-01-26 09:14:28 PM
Sounds terrible, but I'll watch it if they can get Graham Chapman involved.
 
2012-01-26 09:21:27 PM
I think you mean a dog CALLED Dennis.
 
2012-01-26 09:21:39 PM

MrEricSir: Sounds terrible, but I'll watch it if they can get Graham Chapman involved.


You, sir, are a genius.
 
2012-01-26 09:54:35 PM

hachijuhachi: I think you mean a dog CALLED Dennis.


Bloody peasant!
 
2012-01-26 09:58:18 PM
I would like to purchase a license for my pet bee dog, Eric Dennis.
 
2012-01-26 09:59:35 PM

MaxxLarge: ...also stars a talking dog named Dennis.


And from TFA:

"The Doctor's Tale," an opera he co-wrote with Anne Dudley as part of the Royal Opera House's "OperaShots." It's a Python-esque story of a doctor -- who happens to be a dog

What is Jones' obsession with talking dogs??
 
2012-01-26 10:00:36 PM
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MrEricSir: Sounds terrible, but I'll watch it if they can get Graham Chapman involved.


There is some humorous potential with using sound clips from Graham Chapman to resurrect the man.
 
2012-01-26 10:06:14 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Gonad the Ballbarian: Call me when they have a fish named Eric.

I wonder where that fish has gone...


A fish, a fish, a fishy fishy fish...

...and it went, wherever I, did go.
 
2012-01-26 10:18:07 PM
If it was a dog named Benton then you'd have the topical now show audience behind you.
 
2012-01-26 10:32:23 PM
The John Cleese needs the money project?
 
2012-01-26 10:34:13 PM
I don't know, I think I'll save the $25 worth of noms and movie tickets, wait for it to hit redbox for a dollar and spend the rest on a case of
farm4.static.flickr.com
then I'm sure to enjoy it.
 
2012-01-26 10:35:19 PM
The only member of MP I ever met in person was Graham Chapman. I have met many famous people in my life...he was the only one who made me nervous...no he didn't make me nervous...I was just nervous meeting him. What a great guy.
I treasure my signed Life of Brian book.
 
2012-01-26 11:00:15 PM
Graham Chapman will be in the vacuum cleaner.
 
2012-01-26 11:21:01 PM
Jones is also working on a heavy metal version of The Nutcracker with Jim Steinman (the guy who wrote Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell music), and they are going to perform it on barges at the London Olympics.

*thinks about that for a few minutes*

I would pay an outrageous sum of money to see that in person if I could be assured that the rats would win, and the performance would culiminate in the burning and sinking of the barge, necessitating the rescue of the audience from the Thames. That would be fantastic.

/Seriously, I would!
 
2012-01-26 11:43:34 PM

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Graham Chapman will be in the vacuum cleaner.


...in the fireplace grate, in ashtrays...
 
2012-01-26 11:48:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-26 11:55:31 PM
i81.photobucket.com

let me tell you 'bout talking dogs
 
2012-01-27 12:23:05 AM
Dennis is pining for the fieldsssss!
 
2012-01-27 12:25:33 AM

bossuniversalAA: [i81.photobucket.com image 320x239]

let me tell you 'bout talking dogs


You suck!
 
2012-01-27 01:13:34 AM
Quote 2012-01-27 12:25:33 AM
bossuniversalAA: [i81.photobucket.com image 320x239]

let me tell you 'bout talking dogs

You suck!

i127.photobucket.com

your mother seems to like it

fark sucks, you suck, i suck, we all suck...because we have nothing better to to

henceforth
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//// benny hill, the young ones
 
2012-01-27 05:20:13 AM
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2012-01-27 06:32:05 AM
20 years in the making? Have the drugs really been that bad since 1992?
 
2012-01-27 07:13:34 AM

FROGSTOMPER: I don't know, I think I'll save the $25 worth of noms and movie tickets, wait for it to hit redbox for a dollar and spend the rest on a case of
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 480x640]
then I'm sure to enjoy it.


Saaaaayyy...how IS that? I've seen it, but haven't had the opportunity yet.
 
2012-01-27 08:04:45 AM
Sounds great to me! It's sad that Fark will hate it, but hey you guys hate everything so guess no big loss for you guys.
 
2012-01-27 08:06:52 AM

MDGeist: Sounds great to me! It's sad that Fark will hate it, but hey you guys hate everything so guess no big loss for you guys.


You...you REALIZE that you're on Fark, too, right? Hold on...yeah, for 11 years, you've been Farking. So...yeah, that whole "you guys" thing? You kinda...fall into that category, too.
 
2012-01-27 08:28:21 AM
You... you realize..., like um maybe um it's a joke....?


I can't believe you looked into how long I've been here, I think you need to take a day off from the internet it's getting to you.
 
2012-01-27 08:30:05 AM

MDGeist: You... you realize..., like um maybe um it's a joke....?


I can't believe you looked into how long I've been here, I think you need to take a day off from the internet it's getting to you.


Yeah, well...you need to...take the day off from...uh...YOUR FACE!
 
2012-01-27 08:53:52 AM
Probably, being this beautiful does get rather taxing.
 
2012-01-27 09:22:04 AM

MDGeist: Probably, being this beautiful does get rather taxing.


Yeah, I TOTALLY know what you mean.

/I blame too much coffee and too little sleep.
 
2012-01-27 10:40:23 AM

EnderX: Dennis is pining for the fieldsssss! fjords!


FTFY.
 
2012-01-27 11:08:28 AM

PizzaJedi81: FROGSTOMPER: I don't know, I think I'll save the $25 worth of noms and movie tickets, wait for it to hit redbox for a dollar and spend the rest on a case of
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 480x640]
then I'm sure to enjoy it.

Saaaaayyy...how IS that? I've seen it, but haven't had the opportunity yet.


I haven't tried it yet either. Maybe a six pack one day, it would be nice to have a few bottles to keep even if it sucked.
 
2012-01-27 12:29:55 PM

Anderson's Pooper: I would like to purchase a license for my pet bee dog, Eric Dennis.


Would only be a half-a-bee...
 
2012-01-27 02:09:41 PM
They really are going to wring out every penny from this dead horse aren't they? I'm sick to death of these bloviating snobby upper-middle class jabberers - can't they just all be given knighthoods and put out to pasture for good with all the other '60s comedians?
 
2012-01-27 02:18:59 PM
Those bloviating jabberers can wring a few more pennies from me if they can still remember how to make me laugh. Funny bones are one of the first things to break on old people.
 
2012-01-27 06:35:36 PM
I heard from a guy in Santa Barbara that Cleese's most recent divorce cost him a fortune, so no surprises here.
 
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