Tommy Lee Jones beating the living crap out of his pecker in Cobb.

Kids.

/the movie and the tiny people

Rev. Skarekroe: Did this guy not see "Spanking The Monkey" Antichrist?

FTF no one

As far as Cracked lists go, this one was rather poor and unhumourous.

I see no mention of the awkwardness of Jenine Garafelo's phone conversation in Cats & Dogs.

**blurf**

Rev. Skarekroe: Did this guy not see "Spanking The Monkey"?

More like the drunk scene ended too SOON.

*FAP*

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Jim from Saint Paul: Rev. Skarekroe: Did this guy not see "Spanking The Monkey"?

More like the drunk scene ended too SOON.

*FAP*

Yeah. Did he stick it in her pooper? Go ATM? Details were left out that could have explained his exfoliating in the morning better.

Having sex with your mom? Nasty.

Watching someone else have sex with their hot mom? ... Go on....

"Uh...Cracked? Eventually you plan to have humor in your humor website? Hello?"

**taps camera lens**

"Yes?"

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Jim from Saint Paul: Rev. Skarekroe: Did this guy not see "Spanking The Monkey"?

More like the drunk scene ended too SOON.

*FAP*

Yeah. Did he stick it in her pooper? Go ATM? Details were left out that could have explained his exfoliating in the morning better.

IIRC, wasn't it the mother who did the "monkey spanking" on the son in that movie?

Zombie DJ: I see no mention of the awkwardness of Jenine Garafelo's phone conversation in Cats & Dogs.

**blurf**

Thanks.. JUST FARKING THANKS.

/will need lots of mind bleach now

The worst was the orgasm when Chloe Sevigny was smoking cawk in that movie that I can't recall. And it only ruined it because she really was smoking it and the orgasm ended it. There are allegations it is a fake cawk. And it may be, but it looks awfully realistic and she is chowing it like a trooper. So that orgasm, only because it ended the scene, sucked.

rudemix: The worst was the orgasm when Chloe Sevigny was smoking cawk in that movie that I can't recall. And it only ruined it because she really was smoking it and the orgasm ended it. There are allegations it is a fake cawk. And it may be, but it looks awfully realistic and she is chowing it like a trooper. So that orgasm, only because it ended the scene, sucked.

It is called the Brown Bunny

rudemix: rudemix: The worst was the orgasm when Chloe Sevigny was smoking cawk in that movie that I can't recall. And it only ruined it because she really was smoking it and the orgasm ended it. There are allegations it is a fake cawk. And it may be, but it looks awfully realistic and she is chowing it like a trooper. So that orgasm, only because it ended the scene, sucked.

It is called the Brown Bunny

the scene also swallowed.

Apos: Cracked Examiner + Breitbart + Celebiatchy = three sites I no longer click on

The Clammy Modine in no way detracted from my enjoyment of Betsy Russell in "Private School".

cretinbob: Paul Reubens conspicuously absent from the list

I was going to say the same about Large Marge.

The chick in room 237 in the Shining?

Yeah, total boner killer after she turned into the rotting grandma.

*shudder*

Linda Blair in The Exorcist ... starts out pedo bear and then she turns into a screaming demon biatch

cig-mkr: About Schmidt, the movie that Kathy Bates got nude in the hot tub ...shudder.
Warning: DO NOT GIS THIS IMAGE, REMEMBER WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN.....

Soooooooo.... you were masturbating to 80 year old Jack Nicholson in a hot tub?

Alrighty then. NAWWT.

"Deconstrucing Harry" has a scene where Julia Louise Dryfuss is getting it from behind and as it starts to get good some old person walks in and just kills the scene. I'm never fast enough damnit!!!

Spartacus season 2. Flashing between Lucy Lawless lesbian scene and a scene of her husband getting beat up and pissed on. Total homer killer.

FTFA: The bad news for your penis, however, is that Blue Velvet was directed by David Lynch, and it has become increasingly clear during Lynch's long career that he apparently lost his virginity after dropping acid at a carnival as part of a snake boy/bearded lady sandwich.

OK, that was funny. And based on what I've seen of David Lynch movies (except for Mulholland Dr. That was lesbianerrific!), true.

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Now, listing that scene in Private School is disingenuous, because there are many other scenes in which you get a naked Betsy Russel, and no Matthew Modine in drag.

Honestly, stop watching the drag scene and go to the shower/window scene, or the horseback riding scene, or the date scene, or. . .

Star Wars: Episode One

Mini Ditka: Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Now, listing that scene in Private School is disingenuous, because there are many other scenes in which you get a naked Betsy Russel, and no Matthew Modine in drag.

Honestly, stop watching the drag scene and go to the shower/window scene, or the horseback riding scene, or the date scene, or. . .



I had forgotten all about that movie. I remember at the time thinking she was the hottest girl that I'd ever seen. And all these years later, I think I was right.

Phoebe Cates getting banged on the beach was one of my very first bonerific moments in film.

Taking Lives had a good flop inducing scene. One second Angelina Jolie is getting righteously plowed, the next your looking at polaroids of violent crime scenes.

What..no Crying Game?

Angel heart blood scene? Mickey Rourke (before "the face") banging hot chick, and syddendly the fuxking ceiling is bleeding?

Peewee is sad

John Cleese in Monty Pythons' 'The Meaning of Life' (new window)

serial arseonist: Kids.

/the movie and the tiny people

Pfft. If you thought that movie was a boner killer, try Ken Park (new window). You'll never look at your grandmother's bathrobe the same again

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Peewee is sad

My pecker shrunk a little the day I saw that, and I never laughed so hard in my life...