Chelsea Lately is so much better when Ross Mathews hosts.

You can just tell that after a few drinks Chelsea would let you pig fark her, she always looks like these dusty barflys I would see sneaking out of the barracks in the morning

Chelsea is an unfunny biatch, and she should give respect to the lady who paved the way for every female comic. Chelsea also does a poor imitation of joans old act.

She's not even half as funny as Mellisa let alone joan.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a manufactured feud (both work for E!) to drum up publicity?

No matter who wins, we all lose.

Didn't she have a different show on E! (or at least marketed differently) before? I seem to remember her having a show, but she was heavier, and no one was trying to claim her a s hot....then, there's what she has been more recently...I has confused.

Chelsea Handler: 36 going on 70.

Whenever I see Joan Rivers I have to remember that she is an actual human being and not a poorly crafted Muppet made of of leather or a victim of a toxic waste spill. Seriously though, her face scares the hell out of me.

I just can't wait to hear Ralph go off about this on the Chelsea Handler: Talentless Coont Update.

/Garmy Strong.
//Give that penis a sandwich.
///How dare you, sir.
//Credits.

steamingpile: Chelsea is an unfunny biatch, and she should give respect to the lady who paved the way for every female comic. Chelsea also does a poor imitation of joans old act.

She's not even half as funny as Mellisa let alone joan.

Joan Rivers has put her time in, she deserves respect for that alone. Pretty soon Chelsea won't be attractive to those she can f*ck for favors. She needs to realize that. Joan will be there. Ha!

I wouldn't fark Chelsea Handler if all it took was 50 Cents.

Demetrius: I'm still trying to find someone that thinks Chelsea Handler is funny.

My sister -- my seemingly intelligent, clean-cut sister -- thinks she's a riot. Of course, she also watches loads of reality tv. I think she's reverse a reverse autistic savant or something -- smart in regards most things, but utterly retarded when it comes to one thing (choices for entertainment).

I work in a bookstore and Handler's books sell like hot cakes. So apparently there's lots of her fans out there. Just follow the stench of liquor and STDs.

NotoriousW.O.P: Am I the only one who thinks this is a manufactured feud (both work for E!) to drum up publicity?

Joans show is not on E any longer, even her red carpet thing has been picked up by someone else I think.

FeedTheCollapse: Whitney Cummings,

Another no talent biatch who slept her way to the top.

skinink: I wouldn't fark Chelsea Handler if all it took was 50 Cents.

I see whut you did thur

/no pic
//sorry, lazy

skinink: I wouldn't fark Chelsea Handler if all it took was 50 Cents.

I would not pay, it. I'm surprised someone would.

Oh and...
Christopher Hitchens: Why Women Still Aren't Funny (new window)

My interest in women's shoes is practically nil, but the Chelsea Handler/shoes combination is always sexy.

dont forget the flabby arms. yeesh, handlers practically got a pair of wings

Some women are funny. Not all women are funny. But when someone says that a particular woman (Handler, Whitney Cummings) certain people act as if it is a blanket statement. What do you mean Whitney isn't funny? By that extension, Tina Fey isn't funny! No, Tina Fey is funny, and she didn't sleep her way to a TV show.

AbbeySomeone: Pretty soon Chelsea won't be attractive to those she can f*ck for favors. She needs to realize that. Joan will be there.

Waiting....anxiously.

Chelsea Handler IS funny. You folks in this thread - are not.

Prove me wrong, or shut up.


/thread

I actually like Joan Rivers. I don't watch all her stuff, but I've liked her in things I see her in. However, I can't for the life of me get why people like Chelsea Handler herself. Okay, I like her show sometimes, but it really depends on who's on the round panel and what they talk about. However, my enjoyment of her show, has nothing to do with her, in fact, she often times distracts from the funniness of her show. She has a horrible time reading and delivering lines/jokes, she is constantly de-railing the conversation to talk about personal business (I don't care who got drunk at your party last night nor do I care if Jo Koi is gay), and she generally just sits with a negative attitude about everything waiting to make fun of the other comedians and it's usually not funny, just some personal insult. Ross Matthews is a much better host.

criscodisco: Anyone who hates Joan Rivers should really watch this documentary:
Link (new window)

As someone too young (mid-30's) to really remember her glory days, it is an excellent primer into her as a hard-working, amazing and somewhat depressed woman.

Also, anyone who works for her gets the promise of having their children's education and their family vacations paid for by Joan from beginning to end, and that alone deserves a lot of respect.

Came in here to provide that same recommendation. I was quite impressed with the file cabinets full of jokes she wrote on 3x5 cards over her decades in comedy. I'm probably 30+ years younger than her and I don't have half the energy she does. I'm a fan.

Anyone who honestly thinks Joan Rivers isn't funny shouldn't be commenting - they aren't smart enough to be trusted forming reliable opinion.

Chelsea Handler on the other hand is more biting than actually amusing.

Demetrius: I'm still trying to find someone that thinks Chelsea Handler is funny.

I think she is, but I have not seen her sitcom.

I haven't seen a lot of Joan Rivers. I'm not into fashion at all, so a bunch of catty women sniping about how others are dressed doesn't really interest me. but she was awesome on Louie.

Chelsea isn't funny (and I tried to read one of her books). she's also kind of rode hard/put up wet. there's just nothing there that's appealing.

Atomic Spunk: Came in here to provide that same recommendation. I was quite impressed with the file cabinets full of jokes she wrote on 3x5 cards over her decades in comedy. I'm probably 30+ years younger than her and I don't have half the energy she does. I'm a fan.

That documentary caused me to search for some of her old stand up. I couldn't help but just admire her after watching it and I'm glad there's some love for it in here.