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2012-01-26 05:16:27 PM
I'm 28 and Google thinks I'm 45-54...on the bright side, all of the "Florida" tagged articles are making Google think I'm from Orlando rather than Ohio.
 
2012-01-26 05:18:35 PM
Canton: Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Beauty & Fitness - Body Art
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Pets
Pets & Animals - Pets - Cats
Shopping - Apparel - Casual Apparel - T-Shirts

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

On the one hand, I should be offended, being a woman in a higher age bracket and all. Do they just make those assumptions based on comic books and t-shirts? I can't imagine it comes from cats. Cats are universal.

On the other hand, body art? WTF?


Hey don't hate on the body art. Anyway, I'm thinking we need to make a club for us older women who are now 18-24 year old males on Google.

I can't come up with a good name, Bronies is taken.
 
2012-01-26 05:19:02 PM
World Localities - North America - USA - Pacific Northwest - Washington State - Seattle-Tacoma

Wrong country, completely wrong side of the continent. I am on the east coast of Canada.
 
2012-01-26 05:22:15 PM
whole lot of nothing.

thank you ghostery and sharemenot
 
2012-01-26 05:22:16 PM
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Music Equipment & Technology - Musical Instruments - Guitars
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Music Reference - Song Lyrics & Tabs
Beauty & Fitness
Computers & Electronics
Games - Online Games
World Localities - North America - USA - Florida - Southern Florida - South Florida Metro - West Palm Beach-Boca Raton
World Localities - North America - USA - Midwest (USA) - Illinois - Chicago


Illinois I can't explain; only two places in the world consistently create people I don't get along with: Chicago and Brazil.

Florida? Must be all the links with the damn Florida tag.

The others, well, I guess that's what Google thinks of me; a beautiful artist!
 
2012-01-26 05:22:20 PM
Your browser's cookies seem to be disabled. Ads Preferences will not work until you enable cookies in your browser.
 
2012-01-26 05:23:24 PM
mantidor: this is very odd, because all my three google accounts have apparently "No interest or demographic categories associated with [my] ads preferences so far. " which is just bizarre, just by looking at my likes on youube you can deduce something....

// I think they are hiding what they actually know about me,
/// yeah I'm paranoid like that :P


My Youtube recommendations are creepily accurate.

I just signed into my account and it recommends clips from lesbian movies, yoga channels, a hockey penalty video, a barefoot running documentary and a bunch of things about the 2012 Republican Primary. But I know I haven't looked up any lesbian movie, barefoot running or hockey stuff.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, YOUTUBE. HOW DO YOU KNOW
 
2012-01-26 05:24:15 PM
It thinks I'm a 34-44 year old male from Indiana who is into industrial business, wine and telecom equipment.

Reality: 29 year old male in Oregon from the Cherokee Nation who is into GIS and cartography, mixed drinks, cycling and Linux. Swing and a miss.
 
2012-01-26 05:26:00 PM
It seems to think I'm an 80 year old Chinese man in my underwear. What is this I don't even...
 
2012-01-26 05:28:58 PM
65 yr old male
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online video
Games - Puzzles & Brainteasers
Shopping - Consumer Resources - Coupons and Discount Offers
World Localities - North America - USA - Florida - Central Florida - Tampa Bay
World Localities - Oceania - Australia - Queensland - Brisbane

I'm 25 and live in Texas and have never been to Australia or Tampa
 
2012-01-26 05:29:20 PM
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - TV Shows & Programs
Computers & Electronics

Age: 45-54
Gender: Male



Well...I'm actually 38 and it didn't seem to get how much I like porn but it's kinda right.
 
2012-01-26 05:29:28 PM
I'm not quiet that old.

Are you loud that old?
 
2012-01-26 05:29:48 PM
Google thinks I'm:
25-34 years old
Male
Interested in: Games - Computer & Video Games - Simulation Games
Jobs & Education - Education - Colleges & Universities
People & Society - Social Issues & Advocacy

I'm actually:
22 years old
Male
Interested in: those issues listed above, but there are others.

Conclusion: pretty accurate; missed age by a few years and quite a few interests
 
2012-01-26 05:33:37 PM
Your categories
Below you can review the interests and inferred demographics that Google has associated with your cookie. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Computers & Electronics
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Baked Goods
People & Society - Social Issues & Advocacy
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Wildlife
World Localities - Oceania - Australia


Your demographics

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male


Actually 36 yo female.....
 
2012-01-26 05:39:15 PM
I set up a youtube account for my toddler so I could make custom playlists of his favorite cartoons and lolcat videos. Google thought he was 18-24 year old male with an interest in cats. Whatever... except it kept serving him video ads about how to shave his crotch. Yeah, I've gotta figure out how to block ads on the old Macbook.
 
2012-01-26 05:39:44 PM
Age: 18-24 - no, but thank you.. 32
Gender: Male - yes

Arts & Entertainment - yes
Business & Industrial - yes
Computers & Electronics - Computer Security - yes
Computers & Electronics - Enterprise Technology - Data Management - yes
Computers & Electronics - Software - yes
Computers & Electronics - Software - Operating Systems - Linux & Unix - yes
Online Communities - File Sharing & Hosting - yes
World Localities - North America - USA - Midwest (USA) - Illinois - Chicago - WTF????

I'm literally on the other side of the planet!?
 
2012-01-26 05:40:09 PM
Cookies are disabled

Your browser's cookies seem to be disabled. Ads Preferences will not work until you enable cookies in your browser. How do I enable cookies?
 
2012-01-26 05:40:09 PM
No_Good_Name: Canton: Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Beauty & Fitness - Body Art
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Pets
Pets & Animals - Pets - Cats
Shopping - Apparel - Casual Apparel - T-Shirts

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

On the one hand, I should be offended, being a woman in a higher age bracket and all. Do they just make those assumptions based on comic books and t-shirts? I can't imagine it comes from cats. Cats are universal.

On the other hand, body art? WTF?

Hey don't hate on the body art. Anyway, I'm thinking we need to make a club for us older women who are now 18-24 year old males on Google.

I can't come up with a good name, Bronies is taken.


Ohh, I'm not hating on body art. Tattoos can be works of art, and I like seeing them. I just have no idea how that ended up on my categories list, because it's not the sort of thing I Google regularly.

I can't think of a good name right now, either. Maybe after a good nap...
 
2012-01-26 05:41:51 PM
Ravengirl: Your categories
Below you can review the interests and inferred demographics that Google has associated with your cookie. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Computers & Electronics
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Baked Goods
People & Society - Social Issues & Advocacy
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Wildlife
World Localities - Oceania - Australia


Your demographics

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Actually 36 yo female.....


Yours looks just like mine! I guess it's all the games that make it think I'm male... if I had checked it a couple of years ago, all the pregnancy sites would have sent it the other way, surely...

/also female
 
2012-01-26 05:41:57 PM
We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Age: 65+
Gender: Male

I am a 25yo female. Lol.
 
2012-01-26 05:42:57 PM
Ravengirl: Your categories
Below you can review the interests and inferred demographics that Google has associated with your cookie. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Computers & Electronics
Food & Drink - Cooking & Recipes - Baked Goods
People & Society - Social Issues & Advocacy
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Wildlife
World Localities - Oceania - Australia


Your demographics

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Actually 36 yo female.....


Also a 36yo Farket and it thinks I am a 25-34 Male... The categories were pretty much accurate though. I suppose its averaging demographic hits for all the categories listed, if more males tend to visit those sites, the system probably guesses you are too. But how does it know whether a man or a woman is browsing any webiste?
 
2012-01-26 05:43:38 PM
I am a N/A yo male
/can't guess my age
//or am I dead
/// slashies in 3
 
2012-01-26 05:43:43 PM
Ravengirl: Your categories
Below you can review the interests and inferred demographics that Google has associated with your cookie. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics



Your demographics

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Actually 36 yo female.....


Comic books again. That fits my current hypothesis that Google believes only college-age boys enjoy sequential art. Tsk.
 
2012-01-26 05:43:58 PM
Age: 600-700
Location: Transylvania
Science - Medical Sciences - Dentistry
 
2012-01-26 05:47:28 PM
Entertainment News

Age: 18-24
Gender: Female


Well.. I am female.. but other than checking out Fashion Police red carpet photos I'm not much of an entertainment news person... I spend far more time checking out Computer Tech sites .. and I'm nearly 50

Must be the Fark that keeps me young ;-)
 
2012-01-26 05:48:04 PM
The Onion is prophetic: Games - Online Games - Massive Multiplayer
Games - Puzzles & Brainteasers
Home & Garden - Home Furnishings
People & Society - Subcultures & Niche Interests
Reference

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

Home furnishings? Really? What the hell have I been googling?


Stool samples might be mistaken for home furnishings
 
2012-01-26 05:48:38 PM
Wow, it doesn't even think I am human. Have my cats been playing on my keyboard again?
 
2012-01-26 05:49:21 PM
Canton: No_Good_Name: Canton: Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - Humor
Beauty & Fitness - Body Art
Pets & Animals
Pets & Animals - Pets
Pets & Animals - Pets - Cats
Shopping - Apparel - Casual Apparel - T-Shirts

Age: 18-24
Gender: Male

On the one hand, I should be offended, being a woman in a higher age bracket and all. Do they just make those assumptions based on comic books and t-shirts? I can't imagine it comes from cats. Cats are universal.

On the other hand, body art? WTF?

Hey don't hate on the body art. Anyway, I'm thinking we need to make a club for us older women who are now 18-24 year old males on Google.

I can't come up with a good name, Bronies is taken.

Ohh, I'm not hating on body art. Tattoos can be works of art, and I like seeing them. I just have no idea how that ended up on my categories list, because it's not the sort of thing I Google regularly.

I can't think of a good name right now, either. Maybe after a good nap...


I don't this works by what you search in Google but by the cookies left by ads that appear on the websites you visited (or ads results to your Google searches). So users like me that use Google but have an adblocker get..

"No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far. You can add or edit interests and demographics at any time."

as I have no ad cookies.
 
2012-01-26 05:49:34 PM
Google got the gender wrong, but pretty much everything else is spot on.

\I also recently got a Planned Parenthood solicitation in the mail.
\\I wonder what kind of mailing list I'm on
 
2012-01-26 05:49:51 PM
KellyKellyKelly: 25-34 year old male

/35 year old female


Wait a minute...

Arts & Entertainment - Comics & Animation - Comics
Arts & Entertainment - TV & Video - Online Video
Beauty & Fitness - Body Art
Games
Shopping - Apparel
Sports - Combat Sports
Sports - Combat Sports - Wrestling
World Localities - North America - USA - Mid-Atlantic (USA) - Pennsylvania

Ah, now I see.
 
2012-01-26 05:50:12 PM
Shopping - Apparel - Athletic Apparel
Travel - Air Travel
Age: 18-24

Google, I thought you knew me! I think someone else must be using my computer :(
 
2012-01-26 05:50:20 PM
Texas? Really, this is Texas? Right now I'm 2 miles from Google HQ, Not in Texas!
Purses and handbags?
Urban, rap & hip hop?
Soccer? Is this the default for people who don't watch sports?
Comics, yes, you got me.
Male, yup.
25-34? Are you trying to butter me up?
 
2012-01-26 05:50:27 PM
QT_3.14159: if I had checked it a couple of years ago, all the pregnancy sites would have sent it the other way, surely...

Me too... 2 year old child.

I think the comics come from all the web comics I read, or maybe that I check Neil Gaiman and Warren Ellis' blogs
 
2012-01-26 05:51:09 PM
Age: 35-44
Gender: Male

GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GOOGLE!
 
2012-01-26 05:51:30 PM
MIE: No interest or demographic categories are associated with your ads preferences so far. You can add or edit interests and demographics at any time.

Firefox: News - Politics - Campaigns & Elections
Shopping - Apparel - Sleepwear
Shopping - Apparel - Swimwear
Travel - Cruises & Charters

Ha. What this shows: 1) You can create different Google interests and inferred demographics with different browsers. 2) You can't tell my potential purchases based on the images I view with Google safe search turned off.
 
2012-01-26 05:52:50 PM
Now I'm really wondering what sites I'm on give the impression that I'm an 18 - 24 year old male instead of a 45 year old woman. They can't seriously think that there are a lot of young men hanging out in a Sherlock Holmes kinkmeme.
 
2012-01-26 05:53:42 PM
It thinks I'm male 18-24. I'm 41. Shows what a juvenile I am.
 
2012-01-26 05:53:50 PM
phedus: We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Age: 65+
Gender: Male

I am a 25yo female. Lol.


It put me as a 65 year old man as well. I am a 53 yo female

Beauty & Fitness
News - Politics
People & Society - Family & Relationships - Family - Parenting - Babies & Toddlers - Baby Care & Hygiene (been searching stuff for a friend who is pregnant)
World Localities - Africa - Eastern Africa - Somalia
World Localities - North America - USA - Florida - Florida Panhandle
World Localities - North America - USA - Midwest (USA) - Illinois - Chicago
 
2012-01-26 05:54:39 PM
i44.tinypic.com

Haha farkers, I'm 25 and I don't do apparel shopping online. I let my girlfriend and mom do it for me!
 
2012-01-26 05:55:43 PM
BiblioTech: phedus: We infer your age and gender based on the websites you've visited. You can remove or edit these at any time.
Age: 65+
Gender: Male

I am a 25yo female. Lol.

It put me as a 65 year old man as well. I am a 53 yo female

Beauty & Fitness
News - Politics
People & Society - Family & Relationships - Family - Parenting - Babies & Toddlers - Baby Care & Hygiene (been searching stuff for a friend who is pregnant)
World Localities - Africa - Eastern Africa - Somalia
World Localities - North America - USA - Florida - Florida Panhandle
World Localities - North America - USA - Midwest (USA) - Illinois - Chicago


It put me as 65+ also (39 here). I'm thinking its the "News - Politics" that is skewing the ages.
 
2012-01-26 05:55:44 PM
Ha!! It thinks I'm a 45-54 year old female. I'm a 29 y/o female and my boyfriend (who also uses my laptop) is 37. I don't know how I feel about that. Maybe it's all the soapmaking websites I look at?
 
2012-01-26 05:56:12 PM
32 year old male and it thinks I'm 55-64.

fark you, Google.
 
2012-01-26 05:56:57 PM
Bag of Hammers: Below you can review the interests and inferred demographics that Google has associated with your cookie. You can remove or edit these at any time.

Games - Online Games - Shooter games
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - TV & Video Equipment
Computers & Electronics - Consumer Electronics - Surveillance Equipment
Pornography - BSDM
Pornography - Redheads
Beauty & Fitness - Fitness
Beauty & Fitness - Exercise Equipment and Home Gyms
News - Politics - Campaigns & Elections
Arts & Entertainment - Movies - Science Fiction & Fantasy Films
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Metal - Punk

Age: 45-54
Gender: Male


/officially creeped the hell out.


Other than the age, that's Paul Snider's profile.
 
2012-01-26 05:57:08 PM
You currently do not have an 'id' cookie.
Opt in to customize your ad preferences and tell Google which interest-based ads you'd prefer to see.

No thanks.
 
2012-01-26 05:57:14 PM
Arts & Entertainment
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio
Arts & Entertainment - Music & Audio - Dance & Electronic Music
Business & Industrial
Real Estate
Shopping

Most of this is my boyfriend. Apparently they think HE'S the 45-54 year old female.
 
2012-01-26 05:57:41 PM
redmid17: I let my girlfriend and mom do it for me!

That's very strange, Google says they do me too.
 
2012-01-26 05:58:17 PM
metametameta: Now I'm really wondering what sites I'm on give the impression that I'm an 18 - 24 year old male instead of a 45 year old woman. They can't seriously think that there are a lot of young men hanging out in a Sherlock Holmes kinkmeme.

Apparently they do think that, as that's one of my habitual hangouts as well, and it gave me the same demographic result. Trying to imagine the world through Google's eyes is far too amusing.
 
2012-01-26 05:58:26 PM
All I got was: "Greetings, Professor Faulken. Shall we play a game?"

/Not sure how to answer.
 
2012-01-26 06:00:47 PM
BAHAHAHAhahahaAHahhAhahahAHAhAHAHAHahahahahahAHAHa

Those stupid bastards think I'm interested in exercise. I can't even imagine what gave them that idea.
 
2012-01-26 06:01:27 PM
Mine says I am a 45-54 year old female who is into "meat".

I'm only 34.
 
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