Serious Black: I'm apparently a male on Medicare. At least they got half of it right.

Keep government out of your Medicare, right?

LockeOak: 65+ male. what in the sam hill?

That's what you get for using the expression "what in the Sam Hill".

Interesting choice of words, actually.

Sam Hill is believed by some to be the Devil, perhaps inspired by the pre-Satan and pre-Luciver Sama-el, who appears in the famous Dead Sea Scrolls. The -el suffix means the ancient god El, who is one of the two Gods in the Bible, the other being represented by the Tetragram (Jehovah to many Christians). El was the king and father of a pantheon of fourteen gods (seven sons, seven daughters) called the Elohim (Sons of El), and it is they who creat the world in Genesis Chapter One. The God in Genesis Chapter Two is slightly different (but not Jehovah), suggesting he belongs to a different tradition from both Elohimist First Genesis and the Jehovahist texts later in the Bible. Bible scholars often refer to E and J as the supposed editors of the various bits of the Old Testament that were assembled and edited into the Torah and then the Old Testament as we know it today in Christiandom.

Sam Hill may also be just a popular euphemism with no scholarly or theological content, since Hill resembles "Hell" and Sam is a popular name, witness the popularity of Uncle Sam, with or without a historical Sam behind it.

Telemetry: Says I'm a 35-44 male despite being a 21 female.
I'm not sure what this says about me but I'm laughing my ass off.

It says you watch a lot of lesbian porn.

Sargun: You currently do not have an 'id' cookie.

Well.

Congratulations. Some people go through life on instinct, and you've totally removed yours.

/Google knows I have an interest in Anatomy.
//Boobies.

You've opted out, but you can opt in at any time.

F*ck you! I will never opt in and I don't even see your f*cking ads!

/Adblock Plus FTW!

ThrnPhl: 45-54 male

/34 yo male

Everybody looks ten years older on the web*. That explains all the 13-year-old trolls.

If you see egregious examples of punctuation, grammar or spelling, trolls did it.



*This may explain why our parents seem to be a lot older on the web. Or senile, even.

- Hobbies & Leisure - Crafts - Fiber & Textile Arts
- News - Weather
- Reference - General Reference - Time & Calendars
- Shopping - Apparel
- World Localities - North America - USA - Midwest (USA) - Illinois - Chicago
- World Localities - North America - USA - Pacific Northwest - Oregon

Age: 45-54
Gender: Male

Sorta close. 49, female. Never been to Illinois. I hate shopping and certainly not for clothing online.

The time & calendars thing is very odd.

Age: 65+
Gender: Male

It says I'm a male age 18-24...fail on both counts. Did get the anime and games right though.

On my phone, it thinks I'm a 55-65 year old male.
On my desktop, it thinks I'm an 18-25 year old male.

What's up with that?

TrainingWheelsNeeded: only one person on here searches for porn? would have guessed more

Maybe everyone's already found all they need?

Jerkwater: I work in online advertising and Web traffic analysis so I'm getting... Burned at the stake at dawn, you spawn of Satan!

can i be you when i grow up: Gendger: (looks down shirt) Wrong.

Looking down the shirt isn't always the best way to determine gender.

Apparently I'm an 18-24 year old male, which is a bit startling, as I was under the impression I was a woman in my mid-thirties. That's hilarious. Although I admit that the categories listing is reasonably accurate.

65+ Male

Jebus... gotta start browsing more boobies... o_O

You've opted out, but you can opt in at any time.

Nah, I think I'll pass, Googie. Thanks just the same.

Mikey1969: Speaking of audio and video, anybody else hate those news sites that do the same thing? You load the story, start reading that old school 'text' stuff, and then a video finally loads up and starts blasting at full volume? I don't understand the obsession with video anyway, about 80% of the stories are just fine if I read them, and I don't have my page load slow down, have to watch commercials, any of that crap, yet 1/2 the stories that are interesting are in a video only format.


Comrade Luddite!