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Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 01:56:49 PM
If Newt manages to say even half of that in tonight's debate and Romney hesitates for even a split second in his response, this primary will be over by next Monday, and no amount of maneuvering by the party brass will save Mittens.
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:01:52 PM
Newt Gingrich unloads on Mitt Romney

Newt Gingrich unloads on Mitt Romney

Newt Gingrich unloads on Mitt Romney
 
I Said [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:05:56 PM
I love this primary season

The best way this ends:

Romney loses, after all the money he spent, AND gets a 30% or more tax rate for his troubles

Newt is so battered that Obama beats him with enough popularity to carry big dem wins in the House and Senate

Dems take House and Super Majority in Senate again

This time they actually unify

Single-payer healthcare is passed

Weed is legal

Legislation codifies an open internet and net neutrality

Gay Marriage becomes national law

The EPA, FDA, and other agencies get some teeth

Massive financial reform, WITH criminal prosecutions and asset seizures of some of the top crooks happens

Public funding for campaigns becomes law

I have a three way with Stacy Keibler and Selma Hyak
 
exick [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:11:08 PM
I Said: I have a three way with Stacy Keibler and Selma Hyak

I leave the farking country due to the unjustness of this.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:12:40 PM
I Said: I love this primary season

The best way this ends:

Romney loses, after all the money he spent, AND gets a 30% or more tax rate for his troubles

Newt is so battered that Obama beats him with enough popularity to carry big dem wins in the House and Senate

Dems take House and Super Majority in Senate again

This time they actually unify

Single-payer healthcare is passed

Weed is legal

Legislation codifies an open internet and net neutrality

Gay Marriage becomes national law

The EPA, FDA, and other agencies get some teeth

Massive financial reform, WITH criminal prosecutions and asset seizures of some of the top crooks happens

Public funding for campaigns becomes law

I have a three way with Stacy Keibler and Selma Hyak

You forgot "tagging along with John Cena for a day". :D
 
I Said [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:14:27 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: You forgot "tagging along with John Cena for a day". :D

If my post comes true: America wins. And when America wins: We are all tagging along with John Cena

/I honestly meant to throw a Cena reference into that. Dammit.
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:18:10 PM
It's fun watching the GOP eat itself. I'm sure conservative voters are pleased as punch to watch this tard fight.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:21:55 PM
I Said: Grand_Moff_Joseph: You forgot "tagging along with John Cena for a day". :D

If my post comes true: America wins. And when America wins: We are all tagging along with John Cena

/I honestly meant to throw a Cena reference into that. Dammit.

CenaCat is displeased with your forgetfulness, and has downgraded you to four shoulder-blocks, instead of five. :D
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:42:02 PM
I was hoping he'd go for the piledriver

/or is that Santorum's move?
 
WTF Indeed
2012-01-26 02:48:34 PM
He could do all of that, or he could run the tapes of Romney talking about himself as a pro-choice moderate, that's for gay marriage and gun control.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 02:52:44 PM
WTF Indeed: He could do all of that, or he could run the tapes of Romney talking about himself as a pro-choice moderate, that's for gay marriage and gun control.

True, but it sounds so much better when doused in righteous indignation, which Newt is so good at doing.
 
Captain Oates
2012-01-26 02:54:52 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I was hoping he'd go for the piledriver

/or is that Santorum's move?

I believe you're thinking of the Slop Drop although Santorum really misinterpreted what Henry O. Godwinn had in mind.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-26 03:05:43 PM
So now we only have 698 debates until November?
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:06:53 PM
What Newt Gingrich might look like:

i.imgur.com
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:07:54 PM
Well, Mitt....its your move.

How dirty are you going to get ?
 
Norv Turner
2012-01-26 03:19:57 PM
84


That is Newts new nickname
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:23:28 PM
Jake Havechek: So now we only have 698 debates until November?

Naww... that's just until the convention
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:24:36 PM
"We are not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs who have foreclosed on Florida and is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac"

CLASS WARFARE!!!1!
 
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-26 03:31:59 PM
"We are not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs who have foreclosed on Florida and is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, while he tries to think the rest of us are too stupid to put the dots together and understand what this is all about," Gingrich declared in a preamble to a decidedly angry stump speech.

Mitt is so stupid. He should've just been paid directly by Fannie & Freddie and it would've been ok. Right, Newt?
 
timujin [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:36:44 PM
I Said: I love this primary season

The best way this ends:

Romney loses, after all the money he spent, AND gets a 30% or more tax rate for his troubles

Newt is so battered that Obama beats him with enough popularity to carry big dem wins in the House and Senate

Dems take House and Super Majority in Senate again

This time they actually unify

Single-payer healthcare is passed

Weed is legal

Legislation codifies an open internet and net neutrality

Gay Marriage becomes national law

The EPA, FDA, and other agencies get some teeth

Massive financial reform, WITH criminal prosecutions and asset seizures of some of the top crooks happens

Public funding for campaigns becomes law

I have a three way with Stacy Keibler and Selma Hyak

I honestly believe #12 is more likely than the first 11.

and "Gay Marriage becomes national law"? We all have to get gay married? Man, crap, I don't even want to get straight married.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:37:02 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Ancient Spirits of Evil

Transform this Decayed Form

Into Mitt-Romney, the Gingrich-Slayer!
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:39:56 PM
I just hope tonight is less boring than the last one.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:45:15 PM
Do we still have to make buttsecks jokes when discussing homosexuality? I know this is Fark but really subby? I'm straight and buttsecks makes my whole month. Short of touching tips in erotica simulated sword play, there isn't much going on with gay sex that straights don't have an analog to.
 
mrshowrules [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:46:35 PM
mrshowrules: Do we still have to make buttsecks jokes when discussing homosexuality? I know this is Fark but really subby? I'm straight and buttsecks makes my whole month. Short of touching tips in erotica simulated sword play, there isn't much going on with gay sex that straights don't have an analog to.

Obviously the wrong thread but oddly appropriate.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-26 03:50:35 PM
Top Headlines on Freerepublic:

Breaking News (News/Activism)

* Video of Newt Bashing Reagan Bogus
* Had enough of Drudge/Beck/Coulter/Fox bashing Newt? Go to NEWT.ORG, make calls to give Newt FLA win.
* Gallup Daily Tracking Poll: Newt-31(-), Mitt-25(-3), Paul-13(+1), Santorum(+1)
* Newt Backed Reagan, Romney Opposed Him
* Newt Gingrich: elites foreclosed on Floridians, used $ to help Romney in 'desperate last stand'
* Gingrich Never Fined on Ethics Matter, Records Show
* The Newtron Rebellion is ON!! As Ben Franklin says, "Join, or die!!" [FReepathon thread XVII]
 
downpaymentblues
2012-01-26 03:58:45 PM
"He won't tell you that now, because he is counting on us not having YouTube," Gingrich said.

That is very funny coming from Gingrich. I know a whole lot more about Gingrich BECAUSE of YouTube, and none of it is good.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2012-01-26 03:58:49 PM
"We are not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs who have foreclosed on Florida and is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, while he tries to think the rest of us are too stupid to put the dots together and understand what this is all about,"

The base prefers the $1.6 million Fannie Mae "historian" with 300k of credit at Tiffany's.

They won't get fooled again!
 
mainstreet62 [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 03:59:38 PM
mrshowrules: mrshowrules: Do we still have to make buttsecks jokes when discussing homosexuality? I know this is Fark but really subby? I'm straight and buttsecks makes my whole month. Short of touching tips in erotica simulated sword play, there isn't much going on with gay sex that straights don't have an analog to.

Obviously the wrong thread but oddly appropriate.

Wow
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-26 04:02:17 PM
is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

There is 0 chance in hell that Newt says this at a debate. Romney will eviscerate him on the fact that Newt was their primary lobbyist not too long ago.

/giddy with anticipation for the self destruction
//Could Santorum mount another come back after they kill each other?
 
Car_Ramrod
2012-01-26 04:02:21 PM
Jake Havechek: Top Headlines on Freerepublic:

Breaking News (News/Activism)

* Video of Newt Bashing Reagan Bogus
* Had enough of Drudge/Beck/Coulter/Fox bashing Newt? Go to NEWT.ORG, make calls to give Newt FLA win.
* Gallup Daily Tracking Poll: Newt-31(-), Mitt-25(-3), Paul-13(+1), Santorum(+1)
* Newt Backed Reagan, Romney Opposed Him
* Newt Gingrich: elites foreclosed on Floridians, used $ to help Romney in 'desperate last stand'
* Gingrich Never Fined on Ethics Matter, Records Show
* The Newtron Rebellion is ON!! As Ben Franklin says, "Join, or die!!" [FReepathon thread XVII]

img834.imageshack.us
 
Dorf11
2012-01-26 04:03:26 PM
"He won't tell you that now, because he is counting on us not having YouTube"

I'm guessing by the end of this election Newt won't speak so fondly of YouTube.
 
GhostFish
2012-01-26 04:03:52 PM
The Democrats seem almost giddy about the GOP front runners, and the GOP doesn't seem to think that's a bad sign...
 
hartigan
2012-01-26 04:04:22 PM
Can't be said enough
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Bigger (new window)
 
sabreWulf07
2012-01-26 04:04:28 PM
Somacandra: What Newt Gingrich might look like:

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]

I object! If anything, Newt would be Fulgore. A soulless machine, hellbent on his own goals.

/and Orchid is no match for Sabrewulf
 
clambam
2012-01-26 04:05:01 PM
Far be it from me to give advice to a republican, but Mitt's reply should be "You are a liar, you have always been a liar, you are lying right now, everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie including the words 'and' and 'the,'you should have gone to jail for what you did to earn a House censure, you have always put your own interests ahead of both party and country and you're doing so now, you will surely burn in hell for what you did to your first two wives, see you at the polls."
 
LasersHurt
2012-01-26 04:05:12 PM
Car_Ramrod: Jake Havechek: Top Headlines on Freerepublic:

Breaking News (News/Activism)

* Video of Newt Bashing Reagan Bogus
* Had enough of Drudge/Beck/Coulter/Fox bashing Newt? Go to NEWT.ORG, make calls to give Newt FLA win.
* Gallup Daily Tracking Poll: Newt-31(-), Mitt-25(-3), Paul-13(+1), Santorum(+1)
* Newt Backed Reagan, Romney Opposed Him
* Newt Gingrich: elites foreclosed on Floridians, used $ to help Romney in 'desperate last stand'
* Gingrich Never Fined on Ethics Matter, Records Show
* The Newtron Rebellion is ON!! As Ben Franklin says, "Join, or die!!" [FReepathon thread XVII]

[img834.imageshack.us image 590x397]

You win all of the spare internets I have to give.
 
BMulligan
2012-01-26 04:07:23 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jake Havechek: So now we only have 698 debates until November?

Naww... that's just until the convention

Given how inept this bunch of chowderheads have proven to be, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if they continued debating after the convention.
 
CrackpipeCardozo
2012-01-26 04:07:50 PM
How many more of these goddamn debates are we going to have to slog through?
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 04:08:16 PM
downpaymentblues: "He won't tell you that now, because he is counting on us not having YouTube," Gingrich said.

That is very funny coming from Gingrich. I know a whole lot more about Gingrich BECAUSE of YouTube, and none of it is good.

Not to mention that this is the man who seems to be hoping the internet somehow loses all of the documents relating to his Congressional service, so he can run as an "outsider"
 
PanicMan
2012-01-26 04:09:21 PM
DamnYankees: I just hope tonight is less boring than the last one.

CNN is allowing audience participation.
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-26 04:09:40 PM
CrackpipeCardozo: How many more of these goddamn debates are we going to have to slog through?

This is the last debate for the next month. After that, there's about 1 per week or until all the major players drop out save one (not counting RON PAUL).
 
jasimo
2012-01-26 04:09:57 PM
Lost Thought 00: is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

There is 0 chance in hell that Newt says this at a debate. Romney will eviscerate him on the fact that Newt was their primary lobbyist not too long ago.

/giddy with anticipation for the self destruction
//Could Santorum mount another come back after they kill each other?

Being Freddie Mac's lobbyist would be wrong and/or unseemly.

He was a consultant. A highly paid consultant. Who consulted with them about history. Yeah, that's it. A consultant. Had nothing to do with his political ties.
 
bgddy24601 [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 04:11:15 PM
I Said: If my post comes true: America wins. And when America wins: We are all tagging along with John Cena

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
GhostFish
2012-01-26 04:11:24 PM
CrackpipeCardozo: How many more of these goddamn debates are we going to have to slog through?

I'm starting to think it's some kind of insidious plan to make the Democrat population die from alcohol poisoning before the election.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 04:12:19 PM
Lost Thought 00: is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

There is 0 chance in hell that Newt says this at a debate. Romney will eviscerate him on the fact that Newt was their primary lobbyist not too long ago.

Even if Newt does go there at the debate, it won't matter what Romney says in response. With the crowd allowed to cheer tonight, they'll give Newt a standing ovation and try to boo Romney off the stage when he responds. The visuals that will produce will be unbeatable, even if Romney does have a pile of correct counter-arguments at his disposal.
 
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-26 04:13:05 PM
jasimo: Lost Thought 00: is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

There is 0 chance in hell that Newt says this at a debate. Romney will eviscerate him on the fact that Newt was their primary lobbyist not too long ago.

/giddy with anticipation for the self destruction
//Could Santorum mount another come back after they kill each other?

Being Freddie Mac's lobbyist would be wrong and/or unseemly.

He was a consultant. A highly paid consultant. Who consulted with them about history. Yeah, that's it. A consultant. Had nothing to do with his political ties.

Exactly. Not only was he a lobbyist, he was doing so illegally by not properly registering as such.
 
Rann Xerox
2012-01-26 04:16:20 PM
GhostFish: CrackpipeCardozo: How many more of these goddamn debates are we going to have to slog through?

I'm starting to think it's some kind of insidious plan to make the Democrat population die from alcohol poisoning before the election.

ANOTHER GOP DEBATE! DRINK!!!
 
ertznay
2012-01-26 04:16:50 PM
Will Ron Paul get more than six minutes of air time in this one?
 
farkityfarker
2012-01-26 04:17:07 PM
Go, Newt, go!
Go, Newt, go!
Go, Newt, go!
Go, Newt, go!
Go, Newt, go!
Go, Newt, go!

He's not going to get the nomination, but the more damage he can do, the better.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 04:17:13 PM
clambam: Far be it from me to give advice to a republican, but Mitt's reply should be "You are a liar, you have always been a liar, you are lying right now, everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie including the words 'and' and 'the,'you should have gone to jail for what you did to earn a House censure, you have always put your own interests ahead of both party and country and you're doing so now, you will surely burn in hell for what you did to the thousands of workers you helped lay off to line your own pockets your first two wives, see you at the polls."

A few tweaks, and Newt could say the same right back to Mitt.
 
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