Wow! That's a brilliant frog!

But as far as debates are concerned I have a question:

HOW MANY GD DEBATES DOES THE GOP NEED? THEY ALL AGREE ON EVERYTHING, OR ELSE THEY ARE RINOS. WHY DO THEY NEED DEBATES? DAMNED COMMIES.

As Nietzsche put it, quoting a popular saying, he who wrestles with dragons becomes a dragon. And when you look deep into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

Shudder. No wonder arguing with people about politics makes you stupid.

What's with Newt's anti-wealth rhetoric? He sounds pretty jealous of Romney's success and hard work.

brantgoose: HOW MANY GD DEBATES DOES THE GOP NEED?

SHUT UP! THIS IS AWESOME!

Grand_Moff_Joseph: clambam: Far be it from me to give advice to a republican, but Mitt's reply should be "You are a liar, you have always been a liar, you are lying right now, everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie including the words 'and' and 'the,'you should have gone to jail for what you did to earn a House censure, you have always put your own interests ahead of both party and country and you're doing so now, you will surely burn in hell for what you did to the thousands of workers you helped lay off to line your own pockets your first two wives, see you at the polls."

A few tweaks, and Newt could say the same right back to Mitt.

They should say this at the same time to each other, and then start a slap fight.

Car_Ramrod: and then start a slap fight.

......go on

Another Newt has hit the South Romney! Another Newt has hit the South Romney!
/no, I am not proud of myself

Jackson Herring: Car_Ramrod: and then start a slap fight.

......go on

I'd watch that.

PanicMan: DamnYankees: I just hope tonight is less boring than the last one.

CNN is allowing audience participation.

Participation? What does that mean.

DamnYankees: PanicMan: DamnYankees: I just hope tonight is less boring than the last one.

CNN is allowing audience participation.

Participation? What does that mean.

Hootin' and hollerin' when Newt insults non-white Americans, sick people, or gay soldiers.

mainstreet62: Or if his wife is in a swooping predatory mood.




CACAWWW CACAWWWWW

Car_Ramrod: "We are not going to beat Barack Obama with some guy who has Swiss bank accounts, Cayman Island accounts, owns shares of Goldman Sachs who have foreclosed on Florida and is himself a stock holder in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, while he tries to think the rest of us are too stupid to put the dots together and understand what this is all about," Gingrich declared in a preamble to a decidedly angry stump speech.

Mitt is so stupid. He should've just been paid directly by Fannie & Freddie and it would've been ok. Right, Newt?

Are you going to beat Obama with a guy who has a big personal account at Tiffany's? (Tiffany's, like other jewelers, often acts as a banker, loaning the money to pay for the goods and services. In fact, some of these companies have gotten into the bad graces of the IRS and ethics committees. Newt knows all about being in the bad graces of ethics committees though, on 84 separate 'counts.)

How about a guy who has a million dollar personal shell corporation that paid health deductions on only circa $440,000 of income but treated the other $2.5 million as profits to evade paying Medicare deductions on it? The IRS does not like this. It does not approve at all.

How about a guy who calls himself a "historian" when he is clearly being paid to lobby and who clearly knows nothing of real history but only the Truthiness of the Southern Apologist and Conservative Revisionist "Historian"?

Maybe what America needs is a commie who talks and acts like a conservative. Oh, wait. My bad. It can just re-elect the incumbant if that is what America wants. I keed. I keed because the truth is funnier than fiction if anything these guys regards as truth is actually true.

clambam: Far be it from me to give advice to a republican, but Mitt's reply should be "You are a liar, you have always been a liar, you are lying right now, everything that comes out of your mouth is a lie including the words 'and' and 'the,'you should have gone to jail for what you did to earn a House censure, you have always put your own interests ahead of both party and country and you're doing so now, you will surely burn in hell for what you did to your first two wives, see you at the polls."

That would be awesome. But it won't happen, because doesn't think he's done badly enough yet.

palelizard: FTA: Do you know how hard it is to run to the left of Teddy Kennedy?

Honestly, it's not as hard as riding in the car to the right of him.

Sir, good news - you've been upgraded to the aisle seat for the next leg of your flight. :D

Someone explain to me any scenario where Newt Gingrich can beat Obama in the general.

I mean...people do REMEMBER who Newt Gingrich is, right?

palelizard: FTA: Do you know how hard it is to run to the left of Teddy Kennedy?

Honestly, it's not as hard as riding in the car to the right of him.



HIIYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Name: Wendy's Chili: brantgoose: HOW MANY GD DEBATES DOES THE GOP NEED?

SHUT UP! THIS IS AWESOME!

Question: Is the audience allowed to give applause at tonight's debate?

Otherwise, I might not even bother watching.

Yes indeed!

Jackson Herring: Car_Ramrod: and then start a slap fight.

......go on

A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won't be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.

Gingrich, after his start in these primaries, is Ken (Daigo):

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what_now: Someone explain to me any scenario where Newt Gingrich can beat Obama in the general.

I mean...people do REMEMBER who Newt Gingrich is, right?

This time traveler does (new window)

Lost Thought 00: The Name: Wendy's Chili: brantgoose: HOW MANY GD DEBATES DOES THE GOP NEED?

SHUT UP! THIS IS AWESOME!

Question: Is the audience allowed to give applause at tonight's debate?

Otherwise, I might not even bother watching.

I hear they are each being given a bag of rotted tomatoes under their seats. CNN's branding it as their new instant-polling technology

Newt 2012: Freshness rating 25%.

thegrapist138: Hopefully he'll pull a sock puppet out of his sweatpants and give Romney the mandible claw.

MR. SOCKO!!!!


/all we need now is the Rock-Sock connection!

what_now: Someone explain to me any scenario where Newt Gingrich can beat Obama in the general.

I mean...people do REMEMBER who Newt Gingrich is, right?



This is what Republicans actually think.

I Said: what_now: Someone explain to me any scenario where Newt Gingrich can beat Obama in the general.

I mean...people do REMEMBER who Newt Gingrich is, right?

This time traveler does (new window)

When asked about Donald Trump, the time-traveler said he had no information on the man, as no one from 1998 cared about a "washed-up fake millionaire."

If only...