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(TMZ)   Paula Deen caught shoving a cheeseburger into her pie hole. TMZ is there   (tmz.com) divider line 91
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2012-01-26 01:03:08 PM
As opposed to her butter hole down below?
 
2012-01-26 01:03:26 PM
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.

/and this shiat is going green?
//WTF?
 
2012-01-26 01:13:00 PM
I think this picture makes me like her more, actually.
 
2012-01-26 01:17:35 PM
That's INSANE! She has type-2 diabetes! She's not allowed to eat anything!
 
2012-01-26 01:19:28 PM
I don't think fat people should be allowed to eat unhealthy and shove that crap down their goozleshoots. Think of the children, they have to look at their lard asses



amidoingthisright?
 
2012-01-26 01:22:04 PM
I love Paula. In fact, I think I'll go to Unlce Bubba's tonight.
 
2012-01-26 01:28:29 PM
practically unhinging her jaw


PD apparently has the oral flexibility of a snake. Who knew?
 
2012-01-26 01:31:29 PM
I'm not a doctor, so can someone explain how eating a hamburger and having diabetes are related?
 
2012-01-26 01:32:12 PM

Apos: PD apparently has the oral flexibility of a snake. Who knew?


Probably not her gay husband.
 
2012-01-26 01:33:27 PM
she can haz cheezeburger?
 
2012-01-26 01:34:18 PM

Apos: practically unhinging her jaw


PD apparently has the oral flexibility of a snake. Who knew?


Food Network execs?
 
2012-01-26 01:34:29 PM
Tag is obviously for the submitter.
 
2012-01-26 01:35:10 PM

WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.


The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.
 
2012-01-26 01:37:32 PM
I don't care that she's eating a hamburger, I just find her revolting.
 
2012-01-26 01:38:29 PM

bigpeeler: WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.


The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.


I'm sure they were, the more people get diagnosed with Type II the more drugs they sell.

Sponsor is cackling "EAT UP FATTIES!! MU HA HA HA!"
 
2012-01-26 01:38:41 PM

GBmanNC: I'm not a doctor, so can someone explain how eating a hamburger and having diabetes are related?


It's not, really. Ocassional burger and fries; NBD. Felating a stick of butter? Yeah, maybe not the best idea.

I just don't understand why some folks think it's their business what "celebrities" do in their personal lives

 
2012-01-26 01:41:20 PM

TravisBickle62: bigpeeler: WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.


The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.

I'm sure they were, the more people get diagnosed with Type II the more drugs they sell.

Sponsor is cackling "EAT UP FATTIES!! MU HA HA HA!"


but SMOKING IS BAD AND EVEN STANDING IN AN AREA WHERE A CIGARETTE WAS SMOKED WILL KILL YOU DEAD ON THE SPOT!
 
2012-01-26 01:41:26 PM
I just got diagnosed with type II diabetes so I'm getting a kick out of these comments

/not fat
//loves me some cheeseburgers
 
2012-01-26 01:49:54 PM
Well, the cheese was made from pure sugar. What do you expect TMZ to think?
 
2012-01-26 01:49:59 PM
her restaurant in Savannah sucks. If you want to get the beetus from quality southern food, go to Mrs. Wilkes boarding house or Vic's on the river.
 
2012-01-26 01:50:16 PM
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2012-01-26 01:51:02 PM

bigpeeler: The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.


So that means that God doesn't exist and Obama's been declared infallible, right? Isn't that how ya'll play this little game?
 
2012-01-26 01:52:57 PM

bigpeeler: She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message.


No, it sends a pretty clear, easy-to-understand message. Consequences; I DON'T GIVE A FARK!!! GIMME THAT DOUGH*!


/*for all definitions, y'all
 
2012-01-26 02:01:09 PM

GBmanNC: I'm not a doctor, so can someone explain how eating a hamburger and having diabetes are related?


Only in so much as most type 2 (Non-Insulin Dependent Diabetes Mellitus) diabetics wouldn't need medication and/or insulin if they were able to decrease their body weight by about 10%.
 
2012-01-26 02:02:00 PM

bigpeeler: WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.


The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.


Your comprehension is broken. Lrt me repeat; SHE CAN CHOOSE TO EAT WHAT SHE WANTS.

/can you hear me now?
 
2012-01-26 02:04:58 PM
She should move in with Wilford Brimley and do geezer porn. Just a though

/more BUTTA!!!!!
 
2012-01-26 02:08:54 PM

bigpeeler: Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger


You can tell how many calories are in something just by looking at it? That's a pretty shiatty superpower.
 
2012-01-26 02:10:03 PM
More importantly, the few times I've seen her programs, I haven't seen anyone say, "EAT THIS WAY EVERYDAY!!!!"
 
2012-01-26 02:12:29 PM
She really needs to incorporate those diabetuus drugs she's peddling in her cooking show.
 
2012-01-26 02:14:06 PM

DrippinBalls: She should move in with Wilford Brimley and do geezer porn. Just a though

/more BUTTA!!!!!


With Liberty Medical's new device, you don't even have to prick your finger. It would be mightily appreciated, though, if you'd finger my prick.

/Glen Miller music starts...
 
2012-01-26 02:16:44 PM
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/Hotlink'd like a muhfarka
 
2012-01-26 02:19:06 PM

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Had to, extremely Q&D:

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2012-01-26 02:20:17 PM
I'm pretty sure she might be the only diabetic I will ever laugh at when the lop off her gangrenous feet.

Or, maybe not laugh at. Definitely offer donuts to on her way out of surgery. But, maybe not laughing.
 
2012-01-26 02:25:15 PM

bigpeeler: WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.


The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it. She's attached herself not only to diabetes, but now to medicine that helps prevent it. Gomming down a 2000 calorie fat-laden cheeseburger sends a confusing message. I'm sure her sponsor was thrilled to see these photos.


I'm pretty sure Smithfield Foods won't give a damn unless she requested the restaurant "hold the bacon".

/they're serious on bacon.
 
2012-01-26 02:25:46 PM

bigpeeler: Gomming


This is a most excellent and dare I say cromulent word.
 
2012-01-26 02:32:49 PM

bigpeeler: The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it.


Aw, ease up a litle, man. After all, she is coming out with a Healthy Eating Cookbook full of delicious (and healthy!) meal ideas. For example:

PAULA DEEN'S FRUIT SALAD


INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.
 
2012-01-26 02:36:34 PM
If ignorance caused gangrene, about three quarters of the people posting in this thread would be typing by voice recognition software
 
2012-01-26 02:39:16 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: bigpeeler: The point is I'm sure, this fat cow's hypocrisy and the public's willingness to accept it.

Aw, ease up a litle, man. After all, she is coming out with a Healthy Eating Cookbook full of delicious (and healthy!) meal ideas. For example:

PAULA DEEN'S FRUIT SALAD

INGREDIENTS:

1 lb. bag of Skittles

3 cups ranch dressing

DIRECTIONS:

Mix well. Serve room temperature.


lol
 
2012-01-26 02:40:43 PM
The burger and the cheese is not bad for her diabetes. The bad thing is the carbs in the bun. It is not healthy in other ways but the burger is not bad for her blood sugar.
 
2012-01-26 02:43:13 PM
PAULA DEEN'S INSULIN AU GRATIN

INGREDIENTS:

1 insulin shot

15 lbs. block of cheddar cheese

DIRECTIONS:

Bury insulin shot in cheese. When you're going into a diabetic coma, just eat your way to the shot!! Eat the cheese fast or you'll die!
 
2012-01-26 02:44:41 PM
PAULA DEEN'S SPARKLING WATER

INGREDIENTS:

1 glass sparkling water

1 ham

DIRECTIONS:

Put ham in water.
 
2012-01-26 02:58:38 PM
Meh. This is like smokers. They know the risks they take but still do it. They are hurting no one but themselves.
 
2012-01-26 03:00:43 PM

lendog: The burger and the cheese is not bad for her diabetes. The bad thing is the carbs in the bun. It is not healthy in other ways but the burger is not bad for her blood sugar.


Thank you for covering that for me. Diagnosed with Type II over 10 years ago. It's amazing how many people think diabetes means "can't eat sugar", or "must eat lettuce". You cut back on the bad stuff, exercise, lose some weight (or a lot, in my case), it's not a death sentence. Now, you keep eating tons of sweets and carbs, totally blob out? Yeah, you're going to die a miserable death. Not defending her, this whole drug endorsement deal is so hypocritical. I just can't stand the misconceptions about diabetes.
 
2012-01-26 03:09:33 PM
WTFDYW: Your comprehension is broken. Lrt me repeat; SHE CAN CHOOSE TO EAT WHAT SHE WANTS.

No one is stopping her.

However, she had Type II Diabetes for 3 YEARS, yet kept shoving bacon cheeseburgers w/ fried eggs & Krispy Kreme buns the whole time...then has the nerve to say that she preached moderation AND is cashing in on her disease.

So she's rightly getting called out on it.

"But...but...her health ain't our business!"

It became open to public opinion once she disclosed her Diabetes to cash in on a drug sponsorship.

"But...but...she doesn't intend for us to eat that way!"

I guess she made all that crap and threw it away without eating it, because it was only intended as performance art.

"But...but...she never said to eat it everyday!"

Yet 90% of everything she made had loads of butter and sugar in it.
 
2012-01-26 03:18:17 PM
Paula Dean had a show, the show forced me to high butter and suger foods now I'm fat and have the Diabs. So does she but she is rich and eating a cheesburger

/waaaa
My BUTT HURTS SO BAD I NEED SOME CREAM!
 
2012-01-26 03:41:27 PM
True fact: the only reason I DON'T have type II Diabetes today (I was having hypoglycemic episodes that are a sure sign of the onset of Type II) is because I spent the better part of a year eating things like bacon cheeseburgers (and just chucking the bun)

Unless you truly understand the endocrinological effects of Insulin and how/why it is produced and used by your body, almost everything you think you know about nutrition is dead wrong.
 
2012-01-26 03:44:04 PM
I simply can't watch her anymore. It was bad enough reading her recipe for Fried Butter, but I saw her on a show where there was a taffy-pulling machine, and she ripped off a chunk of taffy the size and shape of a python, wrapped it around her neck like a feather boa (as it stuck in her hair) while sucking and gnawing on the near end, then traipsed through the audience ripping hunks off with her bare hands for them. She's farking revolting.
 
2012-01-26 04:02:32 PM
I knew a guy he had quadruple bypass. he still smoked and drank ..... RIP.
 
2012-01-26 04:05:06 PM

WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.

/and this shiat is going green?
//WTF?


As a recently-diagnosed diabetic, I say THIS. Nothing is strictly off-limits, you just have to watch what you eat and make sure you exercise. As long as she's under care for it (meds and such, if needed), who cares what she eats?
 
2012-01-26 04:10:13 PM

baltimoreblonde: WTFDYW: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd your point is exactly what subretard? Regardless of whether she has diabetes or not, she can choose to eat what she wants.

/and this shiat is going green?
//WTF?

As a recently-diagnosed diabetic, I say THIS. Nothing is strictly off-limits, you just have to watch what you eat and make sure you exercise. As long as she's under care for it (meds and such, if needed), who cares what she eats?


SHHH... you're interfering with the Fark ExpertsTM and their superior knowledge
 
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