Approves of ass kickings for bad haircuts.....

My ex hit me with a phone once....

Once!

/really, she did

This thread makes me laugh.

Some people pay good money for that.

concur.

my "what the hell was I thinking" ex-wife was quite abusive. she is now old, fat, broke and alone

/shadyfreinds - I haz them

Sometimes I get angry and frustrated with my girlfriend, and then I read articles like this and realize that she's still better than 95% of other women out there, for one reason or another.

Lets all chip in and get Drew Peterson out of jail. We need him more than ever.

My wife beats me. But I like it.

She has to sleep sometime.

Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

I wondered where my Garde Gnome went

So do any farkers want to opine that women should never be hit under any circumstances? Cause this woman needs to get the shiat kicked out of her by someone much bigger and male.

Talk about a bad hair day...

*rimshot*

No matter how hot they are, there's always someeone who's sick of their shiat.

Was in a relationship where I was hit twice. First time I told her not to do it again.

Second time happened a few years later, and I told her I would press charges and end the relationship. She knows I don't bluff or lie.

I just don't get a man or woman who stays in. Putting up with it once or twice in extreme circumstances I can understand. The 300th time? Letting her do that in front of children? Keeping yourself and children in a violent situation because of your EGO? Pathetic.

JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

Smashing eggs on TV?

What you call a husband with two black eyes? A REALLY bad listener.

/Leaving now

JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

You have no experience, then. I called the cops on my wife once. They took one look at me - battered face, torn clothing, and talked to her. One admission of her guilt later, they didn't hesitate to arrest me.

And no, there really isn't more to this story, other than I learned never to call the cops.

Mine doesn't beat me (yet), but holy hell she can get mean for no discernible reason.

biatches be crazy.

Ex GF tried to hit me in the head with a 1 gallon Thermos jug.
On the upswing, she knocked loose a ceiling light fixture that fell and hit her on the head.

/Felt bad for about 5 seconds before I left laughing while she was lying on the floor bleeding.

JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

Murder is a bad solution. Don't kill him and they may die themselves, kill him and they get to explain why they would rather premeditate ending the life of another human instead of MOVING AWAY AND LEAVING.

Even an island like Britain is big enough that with a small effort like not going to your best friends house who the abuser knows and can find and you can get away and stay physically safe while involving the police.

Seriously, someone is not willing to risk their job by going into hiding for a while, but are willing to risk it by being held on possible murder charges that is almost unbelievably dumb.

I had to stop reading this. Too close to home for me. Seriously my marriage broke up over coming home one time with my sideburns shorter than she liked them (and a pile of other stuff--straw, camels back, etc).

/don't regret the amazing kids I got. But the the marriage? Yikes!

DrippinBalls: Well, same here. Was hit/slapped/kicked 6-10 times. The last time, I told her, do it again and regret it. The last time she kicked in the door to my office to kick and slap the crap out me. Fortunately, her arm & jaw both healed in 6 weeks. But not before her trial.

Was it worth it, compared to just getting the fark out and cutting ties?

I got a haircut once my wife didn't like so she refused to sit with me in church.
She chose instead to sit between our plumber and our dentist.
That's the worst she's ever done to me,I guess.

Carousel Beast: JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

You have no experience, then. I called the cops on my wife once. They took one look at me - battered face, torn clothing, and talked to her. One admission of her guilt later, they didn't hesitate to arrest me.

And no, there really isn't more to this story, other than I learned never to call the cops.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hold on there! SHE admitted guilt and they arrested YOU??? WTF, hoss? You can't just drop that and leave. You HAVE to tell us why they did that. Come on. Pretty please??

Carousel Beast: JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

You have no experience, then. I called the cops on my wife once. They took one look at me - battered face, torn clothing, and talked to her. One admission of her guilt later, they didn't hesitate to arrest me.

And no, there really isn't more to this story, other than I learned never to call the cops.

Calling the cops was a bad idea. Leaving, going to the police station (with lawyer in hand if possible) to have charges filed and your injuries documented will work.

Where the f*ck are you all finding these violent women? I've dated a lot, both short-term and long-term, and never once encountered a physically violent woman. And I say tons of obnoxious sh*t.

9beers: My ex hit me with a phone once....

Once!

/really, she did

Not long after the wedding we went travelling around the world for a few months. It was while away, on a boat from Hong Kong to Shanghai, that I witnessed her temper for the first time.

My work here is done.

Well, let's get the bad haircut pics rolling shall we?

It really is a bad haircut. Did you get a re-fund? No you say? Whomp!

Carousel Beast: JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

You have no experience, then. I called the cops on my wife once. They took one look at me - battered face, torn clothing, and talked to her. One admission of her guilt later, they didn't hesitate to arrest me.

And no, there really isn't more to this story, other than I learned never to call the cops.

:( sorry mate.

reminds me that the one lesson I ever learned about the law: innocent people need better lawyers than guilty people.

learned that lesson when my ex-husband was sued in civil court by a former employee saying he sexually assaulted her. A former employee with, as it turns out, a history of making sexual assault claims against bosses who fired her. (yes, civil court, she didn't try to bring criminal charges, biatch wanted money) And a few grand in lawyer fees later, the judge threw the case out and threatened her with jail.

/why do I know he didn't do it? Because where she claimed it happened was monitored by cctv. There was nothing on the tape.

whosits_112: Carousel Beast: JackieRabbit: Oh, I think my wife would do this exactly once. If I didn't kill her on the spot, she'd be spending a night in jail and at least a few hours in a divorce court. And to women whose husbands beat them: never forget; that mutherfarker has to sleep some time and the second function of an iron skillet is what?

You have no experience, then. I called the cops on my wife once. They took one look at me - battered face, torn clothing, and talked to her. One admission of her guilt later, they didn't hesitate to arrest me.

And no, there really isn't more to this story, other than I learned never to call the cops.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Hold on there! SHE admitted guilt and they arrested YOU??? WTF, hoss? You can't just drop that and leave. You HAVE to tell us why they did that. Come on. Pretty please??

Most police departments have policies, and may even be subjected to laws, that *require* the police to arrest someone on a domestic violence call. They will almost always make it the man. Often in cases where the man is abused, they still arrest him but do not charge him.

This is usually done because if they don't separate them, there is a good chance of being called back to the same place later to secure the scene for an ambulance to take someone away.

I do not condone this, but it is how it is.

Just replace "up" with "off" in the headline and everyone is happy.

Approves.

bump: Dear Lord... with the exception of the two daughters thing, it reads exactly like my 20+ year marriage. I used the phrase 'emotional abuse' with her once and she fired back that men cannot be emotionally abused & I was just being a wimp. It's costing me a house, a new car, half of all my savings and nearly 15K in legal fees/debt to finally be free of it all. Testicles can grow back eventually although now I'm too old to use them...

Men can be emotionally abused.

I had to go to a therapist after divorcing my wife. Years of abuse left physical symptoms (the therapist said fight or flight symptoms similar to soldiers traumatized) that had a negative effect on my health. It took a year of working with him to get back to being able to even think normally.

Anyone who says men cannot be abused is speaking in utter ignorance.

forgot obligatory :

"\Obscure?"

Gotta love Brits...'set about my shins'...wtf?

"And, most absurdly, she set about my shins with a child's plastic golf club after I'd hung my underwear out to dry without folding it the right way."

bump: Dear Lord... with the exception of the two daughters thing, it reads exactly like my 20+ year marriage. I used the phrase 'emotional abuse' with her once and she fired back that men cannot be emotionally abused & I was just being a wimp. It's costing me a house, a new car, half of all my savings and nearly 15K in legal fees/debt to finally be free of it all. Testicles can grow back eventually although now I'm too old to use them...

I still have physical scars from my ex-wife, even though we have been divorced for 11 years. I am the kind of guy who always try to keep my cool, but that in itself used to piss her off. In her twisted mine, because I didn't show anger I wasn't passonate about her. So she used to beat the hell out of me. Anyway, I divorced her and got married to a stripper in Vegas. I couldn't be happier.

Asking her to stop never worked. She wouldn't talk about her anger, dismissing it as all my fault. I didn't dare retaliate either. Hurting a woman was wrong so I let her get on with it until she calmed down.


And there lies the problem. Society and the law books favor women and reinforce this farcical bias. I'm of the opinion that if someone attacks me, I'm within my right to respond in kind.

I can understand him being careful with her pregnancy, but outside of that period, he should feel justified to defend himself.

Ordinary Genius: My wife beats me. But I like it.

See above.