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(The Local (Germany)) Amusing German parliament email server defeated by blitz of "reply all"   (thelocal.de) divider line 27
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gja [TotalFark]
2012-01-26 12:12:45 PM
Gotta love the "email everyone so I look important" idiots.

//we have them here as well
 
2012-01-26 12:13:35 PM
As with any DL reply-all, the chaos was not caused by the Weeners-all, but probably by the subsequent flood of "Antworten Sie nicht alle, bitte" e-mails. That always cracks me up.
 
2012-01-26 12:18:42 PM
Amateurs, they should have also used that read confirmation notification
 
2012-01-26 12:24:30 PM
Please remove me from your list...

/also deals with reply-all idiotas
//meh
 
2012-01-26 12:28:09 PM
It's almost as if Exchange is a complete piece of shiat and can't manage to keep a single copy of these messages with an index to it for each user.

Also, hitting REPLY-ALL on any message with more than 25 recipients should trigger an ARE YOU REALLY FARKING SURE? message and make you type in a 128 byte hex confirmation code.
 
2012-01-26 12:28:26 PM
Meh,

Technical email horror story time:

My last place was a company spread across five offices across Canada, but they all connected to the Exchange 2003 box in Vancouver, approximately 200 users over a private link. Yeah, it was a cheap company.

One morning, the self-appointed company cheer-creator created a 5MB PDF document that she emailed to All Users, then promptly hit recall message, sent it again, recalled it again, and then sent it a third time, all within the space of 90 seconds. Yeah, it choked both the network and the Exchange Box for a good 10 minutes or so.

All users was restricted after that.
 
2012-01-26 12:32:28 PM
BWAHAHAHAH

I love it when that happens. Shenanigans go on for weeks sometimes.
 
2012-01-26 12:33:02 PM
Agh, I hate Reply Alls! Especially when it keeps going, then someone replies to all saying "Everyone stop replying to all!" then other people respond to her with "Yea everyone stop replying to all!" then others call them out for replying to all about not replying to all then others (like me) send e-mails saying "Karate Explosion!" and have their bosses get upset saying all I'm doing is exacerbating the problem.
 
2012-01-26 12:34:42 PM
Happened at work once - people kept replying-all to the entire distribution list, lead to a big mess. Morons.
 
2012-01-26 12:38:43 PM
CSB time:

In the early 2000's, I was working on a grad degree at UM-Flint. As part of the student email services, there was an address that would forward email sent it to every student email account. It was intended to be used so student groups could make announcements like "The drama club is putting on the Miracle Worker all next week" or "Stop by the math club bake sale tomorrow." Unfortunately, this address wasn't well designed. It wasn't moderated, but even worse is that any replies to the messages it sent out would also be sent out to everyone.

Well, some budding genius jumped the gun on Jonah Goldberg and realized that the word nazi was actually an acronym, and contained the word socialism. Not only did he decide that this was proof that liberals were the real nazis, but that he had to share this amazing insight with as many people as possible, so he sent has screed explaining the nazi-socialism link and final proof that Democrats are just like Hitler to this particular email address. Not once, but twice.

Suddenly, everyone became flooded with replies. There were a lot of "WTF?" and "Shut up, tard" replies, which got forwarded to everyone. There were sincere attempts to debate the genius replies, which got forwarded to everyone. And of course there were hundreds of "please stop sending me this" replies, which got forwarded to everyone. Naturally, others would reply to the stop-sending-me-this people, explaining that the address was unmonitored and their requests would do no good, so stop sending them and clogging everyones inboxes. And then others would reply that trying-to-explain-the-internet messages were also clogging the tubes, and knock it off. And then others would reply again to please stop sending this stuff.

As the number of messages increased exponentially, the conversation eventually devolved into SHUT UP - NO YOU SHUT UP - NO YOU SHUT UP. And everyone's email boxes were filled with tons of messages. Finally, someone in IT figured out what was going on and pulled the plug on the email reflector.

Though I know that the original genius was probably just stupid, there's part of me that hopes that it was an intentional troll, because it was to this day some of the best trolling I've ever seen.

/CSB out!
 
2012-01-26 12:39:23 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance
Also, hitting REPLY-ALL on any message with more than 25 recipients should trigger an ARE YOU REALLY FARKING SURE? message and make you type in a 128 byte hex confirmation code.


From what I read elsewhere, in this case the mail probably had only two recipients:
the intended one and the one of the internal mailing list with 4000+ people on it.
 
2012-01-26 12:41:08 PM
I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
 
2012-01-26 12:47:18 PM
You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?
 
2012-01-26 12:49:01 PM
Missing from list: The "I don't think this was meant for me" idiots who then hit Reply All.

/Although I admit to doing this sometimes for the sheer amusement.
 
2012-01-26 12:49:49 PM
Mr. Shabooboo: You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?

Ooooo, burn!
 
2012-01-26 12:51:06 PM
6000+ users, Bloatus Notes, Dummino server.

The inevitable "Hi everyone, my wife and I want to share pics of our newly adopted baby girl. Enjoy!"

Sigh.
 
2012-01-26 12:53:56 PM
brigid_fitch: Mr. Shabooboo: You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?

Ooooo, burn!


You know someone is going to get fired over it... :P
 
2012-01-26 01:09:42 PM
Mr. Shabooboo: You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?

Bootsy Collins, after filing an infringement of copyright suit?
 
2012-01-26 01:15:43 PM
Nexzus: Meh,

Technical email horror story time:

My last place was a company spread across five offices across Canada, but they all connected to the Exchange 2003 box in Vancouver, approximately 200 users over a private link. Yeah, it was a cheap company.

One morning, the self-appointed company cheer-creator created a 5MB PDF document that she emailed to All Users, then promptly hit recall message, sent it again, recalled it again, and then sent it a third time, all within the space of 90 seconds. Yeah, it choked both the network and the Exchange Box for a good 10 minutes or so.

All users was restricted after that.


I have a similar story.

This is back in the day of Netware 3.x and msmail.

Working in a hospital, every month they sent out a newsletter type thing to all employees. It was a word document. Not a massive issue usually. Except this particular time the secretary used the wrong graphics file for the logo. Instead of the little 200*200 image meant for embedding, she inserted a 25mb 24bit bitmap 2400*2400 resolution uisually used for typesetting for printing purposes. Embedded into a word document, then sent out to several thousand employees.

The mail server took a massive dump that day. If anyone remembers the default screensaver for a Novel server, it was an ASCII snake, the more CPU usage, the longer the tail. One look at the screen showed it was in bad shape, instead of there being a couple of snakes going around the screen, the entire screen was tail.

/csb
 
2012-01-26 01:18:22 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: It's almost as if Exchange is a complete piece of shiat and can't manage to keep a single copy of these messages with an index to it for each user.

Also, hitting REPLY-ALL on any message with more than 25 recipients should trigger an ARE YOU REALLY FARKING SURE? message and make you type in a 128 byte hex confirmation code.


That's almost exactly what 2010 does. It goes further, offer recipient limits, transport overrides and reply all removal options. That of course requires it to be configured. Also if dl expansion is external the mail server has zero business or ability mucking with the recipients.
 
2012-01-26 01:50:44 PM
Mr. Shabooboo: You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?

I once farted in the chamber of the Bundestag, but it was not enough.

/but i have tried...
 
2012-01-26 02:17:47 PM
In the US Navy we started getting e-mail by satellite at sea in the late 90's. Keep in mind this was the dark days before Generation Z when some people still didn't have internet/e-mail, etc. at home.

So one day a guy decides to forward a rather dirty joke mail using c&p with reply all of an official all-hands message. In this case the 'replay all' included everyone on the ship including the CO, other COs in the battle group, the squadron Commodore, and the battle group Admiral.

Yeah, he lost his e-mail privileges for a while...
 
2012-01-26 03:30:43 PM
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LEO
I can't e-mail.

MARGARET
They're working on the problem.

LEO
What's the problem?

MARGARET
My friend, Lynette, from the President's Council on Physical Fitness, you remember her?

LEO
[irritated] No.

MARGARET
She's the one where you say, 'Who's that?' And I say, 'That's my friend, Lynette, from the President's Council on Physical Fitness.'

JOSH
Hey.

LEO
Oh, hey Josh.

MARGARET
Anyway, she sent me an e-mail about the actual calorie count in the raisin muffin they're serving in the mess. I forwarded the e-mail to several hundred assistants and secretaries in O.E.O.B. and in the West Wing, and that was fine. But Jolene Millman, who works in political liaison, then hit reply, which apparently-

LEO
Oh Margaret! Margaret! I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to...I hung in there as long as I could, but you long since passed the point when I stopped caring. If you're curious, it was right around raisin muffin.
 
2012-01-26 04:39:12 PM
I work for a community college. Two years ago, one of the faculty came back from spring break and uploaded 52 photos into a single email message. Then inexplicably sent it to the faculty email list.

It took the rest of the day to restore the email server. And I heard he was banned from sending email for awhile.
 
2012-01-26 07:24:01 PM
This is a lot better than the "8 greatest moments in reply-all" article from the business tab. But then again, the comments on Fark for that article there were epic.
 
2012-01-27 01:44:47 AM
I once had to clean up a Novell Groupwise system after two users got into an "out of office auto-reply" loop over Christmas vacation, back and forth until the mailboxes reached capacity and crashed the server.
 
2012-01-29 09:43:51 PM
Cagey B: Mr. Shabooboo: You know who else brought the German Parliament to a halt?

Bootsy Collins, after filing an infringement of copyright suit?



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