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(Politico) Video Obama to Betty White: "WHAR long-form birth certificate, WHAR?"   (politico.com) divider line 58
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2012-01-26 01:19:54 PM
This is beautiful.
 
2012-01-26 01:32:36 PM
Subby must be catching up with the news after his coma. Better not tell him about Joe Paterno.
 
2012-01-26 01:34:15 PM
Pocket Ninja: This is beautiful.

Old news is old, but I agree this was a masterstroke.
 
2012-01-26 01:34:49 PM
This story is older than Betty White.
 
2012-01-26 01:35:52 PM
Pocket Ninja: This is beautiful.

That says it all.
 
2012-01-26 01:37:47 PM
This reminds me of how...was it last year or 2010?...when Fark finally greenlit the "Will It Blend?" series of YouTube videos by BlendTec
 
2012-01-26 01:45:17 PM
As a left hander, that hurt my wrist to watch. I guess twisting your hand into a pretzel is one way to avoid smudging your writing.
 
2012-01-26 01:49:17 PM
I am not a fan of President Obama, but that was pretty cool of him.

And funny.
 
2012-01-26 01:50:00 PM
static.store.barackobama.com

You can till get the "Made in the USA" mugs on the Obama 2012 website.
 
2012-01-26 01:57:23 PM
He used TAXPAYER TIME to do this while millions of Americans can't afford birthday cards! WHAR JOBS, 0BAMA?
 
2012-01-26 02:01:08 PM
Overfiend: I am not a fan of President Obama, but that was pretty cool of him.

And funny.


If you think it's cool and funny, doesn't that make you 'fan?'
 
2012-01-26 02:01:08 PM
indylaw: He used TAXPAYER TIME to do this while millions of Americans can't afford birthday cards! WHAR JOBS, 0BAMA?

One rich celebrity throwing a party for another rich celebrity, paid for on the backs of the middle and lower class.
 
2012-01-26 02:01:54 PM
That was cute.

And now I have THAT FARKING THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD.

/rage
 
2012-01-26 02:04:20 PM
indylaw: He used TAXPAYER TIME to do this while millions of Americans can't afford birthday cards! WHAR JOBS, 0BAMA?

I thought the Republican talking point is that the government doesn't create jobs. At least that's what they crow when job numbers plummet when they are in any sort of control.
 
2012-01-26 02:04:51 PM
Pretty funny.
 
2012-01-26 02:06:07 PM
I never saw that before. That was hilarious.
 
2012-01-26 02:06:17 PM
That's funny, considering the source. And the source has soured.
 
2012-01-26 02:06:37 PM
Came looking for the thread about the court hearing that was held today in Georgia on Obama's legibility on being on the ballot. Left disappointed.
 
2012-01-26 02:11:38 PM
lacrossestar83: This reminds me of how...was it last year or 2010?...when Fark finally greenlit the "Will It Blend?" series of YouTube videos by BlendTec

`I got one of those blenders... absolute POS tried to blend some fruit, just gave me a puff of smoke and blew the breaker. =P

/yah, probably just a defective unit, still funny
 
2012-01-26 02:15:57 PM
Altitude5280: Came looking for the thread about the court hearing that was held today in Georgia on Obama's legibility on being on the ballot. Left disappointed.

That's the Internet's way of saying "fark you kid, you're an asshole"
 
2012-01-26 02:18:31 PM
How can you not farking love this man?
 
2012-01-26 02:18:48 PM
Altitude5280: Came looking for the thread about the court hearing that was held today in Georgia on Obama's legibility on being on the ballot. Left disappointed.

They had a hearing in Georgia on whether Obama's handwriting is readable? That doesn't seem to serve any purpose.
 
2012-01-26 02:19:35 PM
Altitude5280: "legibility of being"

What is this I don't even
 
2012-01-26 02:21:42 PM
Obama might not be the bestest president that we have had but he is the coolest.
 
2012-01-26 02:22:41 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: How can you not farking love this man?

You'd be surprised. A simple 30-second skit honoring America's Grandma can--and will--inspire fits of apoplectic rage in people. Apparently you can't even laugh at the video without flashing your anti-Obama bona fides first.
 
2012-01-26 02:22:48 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-01-26 02:22:53 PM
theknuckler_33: Altitude5280: Came looking for the thread about the court hearing that was held today in Georgia on Obama's legibility on being on the ballot. Left disappointed.

They had a hearing in Georgia on whether Obama's handwriting is readable? That doesn't seem to serve any purpose.


He's a dirty southpaw and a terrorist sympathizer. If we get some handwriting experts in here, I think we can prove that his original note to Seal Team 6 didn't say, "Throw Osama into the Sea", It said, "Show Osama intimacy".
 
2012-01-26 02:43:57 PM
The Great EZE: DROxINxTHExWIND: How can you not farking love this man?

You'd be surprised. A simple 30-second skit honoring America's Grandma can--and will--inspire fits of apoplectic rage in people. Apparently you can't even laugh at the video without flashing your anti-Obama bona fides first.


I thought it was at least as funny as Dubya's video of him looking for WMD in the White House.

/We should start a campaign for Betty to do a Vivid shoot.
 
2012-01-26 02:45:04 PM
Wow, how many birthdays does the President give shout outs to?

That was pretty special.
 
2012-01-26 02:46:17 PM
chachi88: Obama might not be the bestest president that we have had but he is the coolest.


Close, but not quite.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/some like it hot
 
2012-01-26 02:47:51 PM
Zalan: indylaw: He used TAXPAYER TIME to do this while millions of Americans can't afford birthday cards! WHAR JOBS, 0BAMA?

I thought the Republican talking point is that the government doesn't create jobs. At least that's what they crow when job numbers plummet when they are in any sort of control.


Yet the Democrats were in control of Congress when the current downturn started, so the point is still valid.

But the real issue is the fact that no one has seen a birth certificate from any elected Republican...EVAR!
 
2012-01-26 02:50:20 PM
Daraymann: Zalan: indylaw: He used TAXPAYER TIME to do this while millions of Americans can't afford birthday cards! WHAR JOBS, 0BAMA?

I thought the Republican talking point is that the government doesn't create jobs. At least that's what they crow when job numbers plummet when they are in any sort of control.

Yet the Democrats were in control of Congress when the current downturn started, so the point is still valid.

But the real issue is the fact that no one has seen a birth certificate from any elected Republican...EVAR!


I mean, its not like he has spent 500+ days clearing brush on his ranch or anything... he spent half an hour for the lulz. Don't post on fark and pretend like you work 100% of the time, you slacker. Everyone needs their sanity.
 
2012-01-26 02:58:50 PM
I tried for a while to come up with something witty to say about the fact that he writes in the most unnatural manner I've ever seen, and that left handedness is a sign of evil, but I just can't.
 
2012-01-26 02:59:55 PM
Brokenseas: chachi88: Obama might not be the bestest president that we have had but he is the coolest.


Close, but not quite.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 300x252]

/some like it hot


Infidelity is cool now? Well, I guess I'd better get ready for President Gingrich.
 
2012-01-26 03:06:52 PM
liverpoolumd: I mean, its not like he has spent 500+ days clearing brush on his ranch or anything.

other than playing golf and jetting about the world as a tourist...(you know what I mean)
 
2012-01-26 03:15:21 PM
EnviroDude: liverpoolumd: I mean, its not like he has spent 500+ days clearing brush on his ranch or anything.

other than playing golf and jetting about the world as a tourist...(you know what I mean)


No I don't think we do. Has Obama spent 500+ days playing golf?
 
2012-01-26 03:19:37 PM
Does that count as maximum trolling? Because to me it does. That was wondrous.
 
2012-01-26 03:19:59 PM
Brokenseas: chachi88: Obama might not be the bestest president that we have had but he is the coolest.


Close, but not quite.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/some like it hot


It's official then, he's the second coolest and second blackest.

images.askmen.com
 
2012-01-26 03:27:15 PM
The Great EZE: DROxINxTHExWIND: How can you not farking love this man?

You'd be surprised. A simple 30-second skit honoring America's Grandma can--and will--inspire fits of apoplectic rage in people. Apparently you can't even laugh at the video without flashing your anti-Obama bona fides first.


I can attest that just the sight of his face makes many people want to vomit copiously.
 
2012-01-26 03:36:22 PM
I kinda like having a President with a charming sense of humor. I think living in a loving family teaches you the art of good-natured ribbing. The fact that he's able to mock himself and his difficulties is a plus.
 
2012-01-26 03:41:03 PM
Halli: EnviroDude: liverpoolumd: I mean, its not like he has spent 500+ days clearing brush on his ranch or anything.

other than playing golf and jetting about the world as a tourist...(you know what I mean)

No I don't think we do. Has Obama spent 500+ days playing golf?


90 rounds. In 3 years, a little less than 3 rounds a month. It's a crime, and I think you can tell by my internet voice that this isn't sarcasm.
 
2012-01-26 03:44:36 PM
PanicMan: As a left hander, that hurt my wrist to watch. I guess twisting your hand into a pretzel is one way to avoid smudging your writing.

Half of left-handers twist their hands, half don't. I hear it's supposed to reveal a fundamentally different brain structure, and us twisters are supposed to be more vulnerable to either particularly well-developed intelligence or mental illness or something.

Maybe both, in my case.
 
2012-01-26 03:49:03 PM
Can Obama show proof he was born? I'm not entirely convinced he was.
 
2012-01-26 03:52:58 PM
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Halli: EnviroDude: liverpoolumd: I mean, its not like he has spent 500+ days clearing brush on his ranch or anything.

other than playing golf and jetting about the world as a tourist...(you know what I mean)

No I don't think we do. Has Obama spent 500+ days playing golf?

90 rounds. In 3 years, a little less than 3 rounds a month. It's a crime, and I think you can tell by my internet voice that this isn't sarcasm.


I was having an argument with someone (via twitter, by far the worst media over which to have a political argument). Obama's not the one who made that vow of golf abstinence--and I don't recall anyone asking Bush to either. Besides, if you only play 90 rounds of golf over 3 years chances are you don't like golf much. Having a glass of wine with dinner doesn't make you an alcoholic.
 
2012-01-26 04:09:39 PM
lulzy
 
2012-01-26 04:11:54 PM
MontanaDave: Altitude5280: "legibility of being"

What is this I don't even


OK OK ELIGEBILITY ELIGIBLETY. That is what happens when trying to type on a phone while doing manual labor at the same time. Gotta look out for the boss lady.
 
2012-01-26 04:18:59 PM
DarnoKonrad: Overfiend: I am not a fan of President Obama, but that was pretty cool of him.

And funny.

If you think it's cool and funny, doesn't that make you 'fan?'


Not necessarily - conversely, I am a fan of yours but you are neither cool or funny.

:p
 
2012-01-26 04:40:15 PM
Altitude5280: MontanaDave: Altitude5280: "legibility of being"

What is this I don't even

OK OK ELIGEBILITY ELIGIBLETY. That is what happens when trying to type on a phone while doing manual labor at the same time. Gotta look out for the boss lady.


Masturbating before the wife gets home?
 
2012-01-26 04:54:14 PM
Silly. If Betty White had a birth certificate, erosion and volcanism would have erased it long ago.

(rimshot)
 
2012-01-26 04:54:48 PM
ManateeGag: Subby must be catching up with the news after his coma. Better not tell him about Joe Paterno.

I wasn't in a coma, and somehow this is the first I've seen of this. In my defense, my town was buried by a snow and ice storm when this was released, so I had more pressing issues.

/The overnight power outage also gave me a pretty wicked case of bronchitis.
 
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