Just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me.

That mayo has gone rancid.

Uck. She looks like she has gills on her cheeks.

"Hello, 9-1-1, what's the trouble?"
"I tell you, my LIFE'S on the bubble!
So brace yourselves, folks:
I RAN OUT OF SMOKES!
So, send me some more on the double!"

She looks like the poster child for good health and sanity.

Governor Brewer really took that Obama diss hard.

This how I imagine most people here on Fark actually look like.

Actually, she just wanted salt.

This is a phenomenal example of why we need a facepalm tag.

And they say smoking is bad for you. This lady is probably at least 45 and still going strong!

She is obviously unaware that she is calling the wrong number.

The number to call if you can't get cigarettes is a Washington, DC number (202 area code unless you know the 1-800 number) that gets you the Tobacco Lobby in Congress.

It is literally in Congress.

The phone rings on the floor of the House and your call is directed by a Member who is not paying attention to the speechifying.

If you are calling 911 because you want guns, homeopathic medicine or some other frummery, you are also DOING. IT. WRONG.

You should be calling Washington. Half those black people in Washington who support the Democrats to the tune of 95% of the suffrage, are working in call centers for various industries and corporations that own Washington, DC, as well as the GOP and the Democratic Party.

If you want prescription drugs, the number to call is not 911. It is 1-800-O-CANADA. That's an "O" not a zero. or buy them on the web. If you buy them from Canada, you have half a chance they will be real and not fakes. This is because the fakers have caught on and use Canadian websites to fool you. It is not the fault of Canadians. The web domains are controlled from Washington, DC. Call somebody who cares. Call the web company lobby in Washington, DC. They have a 1-888 number.

What I don't get is why don't they just say, "Okay, we'll send an officer. Where are you at?"
Then when the officer gets there, cuff her and haul her off.

Hey! It says right on the side of the damn car "to protect, and serve"