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"oh, there's a camera...oops, there goes my bikini top wow, weird. Now let me prance around smiling so you can get all the angles, there we go...and....done". Hudgens shows young starlets how AW'ing is done properly
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Papaw
2012-01-26 11:17:12 AM
Huh, thought this would've been an insta-green. Go figure
Captain Oates
2012-01-26 11:33:43 AM
I see ol' wookie-bush is back at it again.
dj_bigbird
2012-01-26 11:57:41 AM
I'm OK with this.
DjangoStonereaver
2012-01-26 12:03:08 PM
She is so much prettier when she's not affecting a duckface.
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-26 12:18:30 PM
she escaped a hairy situation.
Eddie Hazel's E string
2012-01-26 12:21:12 PM
She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-26 12:23:11 PM
Brendan Fraser? Center of the Earth?
Oh...she's in the movie..nevermind...was trying to figure out the goofy fark tags. didn't realize there was text in that link.
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-26 12:25:06 PM
Eddie Hazel's E string
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She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
You're kidding, right?
(new window) (NSFW!)
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-26 12:26:59 PM
And bless her for doing so subby.
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-26 12:31:54 PM
Eddie Hazel's E string
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She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-26 12:32:07 PM
Barry McCackiner
2012-01-26 12:33:15 PM
This chick is smoking. She needs to tone it up a little bit though. She is coasting by on youth metabolism right now, but that will end soon. Still, I would hit it and hit it hard.
/more pics
Wookie Milson
2012-01-26 12:34:12 PM
B.L.Z. Bub
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Eddie Hazel's E string: She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
You're kidding, right? (new window) (NSFW!)
Terrific URL on that pic. Vote bush!
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-26 12:34:12 PM
Eddie Hazel's E string
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She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
Persnickety
2012-01-26 12:34:38 PM
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-26 12:35:25 PM
Wellon Dowd
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Eddie Hazel's E string: She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
[i.imgur.com image 500x550][i.imgur.com image 400x600]
This and every other thread involving a young celebrity is why I gave you that month of TF
TheLopper
2012-01-26 12:38:29 PM
Barry McCackiner
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This chick is smoking. She needs to tone it up a little bit though. She is coasting by on youth metabolism right now, but that will end soon. Still, I would hit it and hit it hard.
/more pics
i noticed that myself. One day she will explode.
thesloppy
2012-01-26 12:39:54 PM
I've got some weird problem with this one. My mind treats her like some kind of optical illusion. She has the odd look of someone wearing 20lbs too much makeup, even when she's completely fresh-faced. She's got the mug of an attractive 15-year old starlet, yet I can clearly see the shadow of the 40-year old bar hag in there.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-26 12:40:27 PM
Dr J Zoidberg
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This and every other thread involving a young celebrity is why I gave you that month of TF
Thank you, sir. It's nice to have one's work noticed.
Eternal Virgin
2012-01-26 12:41:12 PM
Gimme Selena Gomez instead.
Apos
2012-01-26 12:44:47 PM
DjangoStonereaver
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She is so much prettier when she's not affecting a duckface.
Agreed.
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
2012-01-26 12:48:32 PM
FTFA -
Caught out: Vanessa Hudgens clasp bikini top pinged open as she went to bathe in the sea,
luckily
she acted just in time
Cagey B
2012-01-26 12:49:25 PM
TheLopper
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Barry McCackiner: This chick is smoking. She needs to tone it up a little bit though. She is coasting by on youth metabolism right now, but that will end soon. Still, I would hit it and hit it hard.
/more pics
i noticed that myself. One day she will explode.
Perhaps. But in the meantime, bookmark.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-26 12:50:20 PM
Eternal Virgin
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Gimme Selena Gomez instead.
Stinkbeard
2012-01-26 12:56:25 PM
she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything anyway.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-26 12:57:33 PM
Hudgens? Isn't that some kind of STD screening test?
/Yawn
//No, she's not really hot
///Manufactured personality cults, how work them
MagSeven
2012-01-26 01:00:25 PM
Wellon Dowd
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Eternal Virgin: Gimme Selena Gomez instead.
[i.imgur.com image 600x545]
[i.imgur.com image 300x500]
[i.imgur.com image 400x800]
[i.imgur.com image 600x338]
[i.imgur.com image 300x600]
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Gomez just looks TOO young for me. Now I have almost no moral code or rigid set of core values so I won't judge you, but she still looks a 13 year old to me no matter how much they tart her up.
Yomoxu
2012-01-26 01:03:00 PM
You know, I usually detest these manufactured pop tarts, but for some reason, I like this one. It may be her, ah, "special" photographs, or maybe just her smile. She's a cutie pie, that's really all I can think of to say about her.
And yes, this is proper AW'ing. Coyness works!
Vash's Apprentice
2012-01-26 01:07:41 PM
HotIgneous Intruder
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Hudgens? Isn't that some kind of STD screening test?
/Yawn
//No, she's not really hot
///Manufactured personality cults, how work them
We're really fortunate to have people like you to tell us what to think.
Rwa2play
2012-01-26 01:13:53 PM
So Paparazzi going everywhere you go in order to take photos of you = AW. Got it.
Keigh
2012-01-26 01:23:06 PM
With barely any make-up on her flawless complexion, Vanessa is glowing in the snaps and wears her brunette locks out in a natural wave.
Staying with the tropical theme she accessorises with some coral stone earrings and a tropical purple orchid tucked behind her ear.
Perching on some trees in an idyllic setting close to the beach, she is the epitome of a beautiful island girl.
With barely any make-up on her flawless complexion, Vanessa is glowing in the snaps and wears her brunette locks out in a natural wave.
Staying with the tropical theme she accessorises with some coral stone earrings and a tropical purple orchid tucked behind her ear.
Perching on some trees in an idyllic setting close to the beach, she is the epitome of a beautiful island girl.
Also, did it ping? i think it may have pinged.
seriously, who uses "ping" that way
/repetitive article is repetitive
//repetitive article, is repetitive
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-01-26 01:23:17 PM
Rwa2play
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So Paparazzi going everywhere you go in order to take photos of you = AW. Got it.
I don't think you do "got it".
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
2012-01-26 01:23:18 PM
Rwa2play
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So Paparazzi going everywhere you go in order to take photos of you = AW. Got it.
conversely, if you regularly go places where you know the paparazzi to be...
"Poor me. I go to the most popular clubs, famous beaches, live in Los Angeles, and frequently wear see-through shirts and/or short skirts with no panties! I don't know why the photogs keep following me!"
So either famous people are really really really stupid (and that
is
an option), or yes, they're AWs.
Barry McCackiner
2012-01-26 01:31:16 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey
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Rwa2play: So Paparazzi going everywhere you go in order to take photos of you = AW. Got it.
conversely, if you regularly go places where you know the paparazzi to be...
"Poor me. I go to the most popular clubs, famous beaches, live in Los Angeles, and frequently wear see-through shirts and/or short skirts with no panties! I don't know why the photogs keep following me!"
So either famous people are really really really stupid (and that is an option), or yes, they're AWs.
This. There are known places where paparazzi are. People who get photographed by them know exactly what they are doing. There are plenty of places you could vacation where this wouldn't be an issue.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-26 01:31:53 PM
Wellon Dowd
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[i.imgur.com image 600x300][i.imgur.com image 300x600][i.imgur.com image 600x200][i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 400x600][i.imgur.com image 400x600][i.imgur.com image 600x600][i.imgur.com image 300x600][i.imgur.com image 257x600][i.imgur.com image 250x600][i.imgur.com image 320x600][i.imgur.com image 400x600]
SOLD!
Cymbal
2012-01-26 01:32:08 PM
TheLopper
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Barry McCackiner: This chick is smoking. She needs to tone it up a little bit though. She is coasting by on youth metabolism right now, but that will end soon. Still, I would hit it and hit it hard.
/more pics
i noticed that myself. One day she will explode.
It's just a matter of time actually. She is very short, which makes the weight gain more noticeable. You can already see the fat person inside of her struggling to stretch her out, especially in her upper arms. It also doesn't help that her mom is fat and oddly enough, looks a lot like Consuela from Family Guy. So yeah eventually, all the Lemon Pledge in the world wouldn't help you knock the dust off that soon to be morbidly obese pussy. I guess what I'm trying to say is: Better hit it while it's hot.
chewielouie
2012-01-26 01:32:12 PM
/oblig.
Wise_Guy
2012-01-26 01:35:20 PM
Vanessa Hudgens is four years older than Kate Upton.
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-26 01:37:03 PM
B.L.Z. Bub
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Eddie Hazel's E string: She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She'd be cute as your coworker, sure, but as far as young starlets go, she's a complete yawn.
You're kidding, right? (new window) (NSFW!)
Ohh yeah, I'd forgotten about that. +1
Mildot
2012-01-26 01:40:26 PM
Captain Oates
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I see ol' wookie-bush is back at it again.
There is nothing wrong with a Wookie Bush on something that looks like her... just think of it as flossing while you eat
Cymbal
2012-01-26 01:45:57 PM
Mildot
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Captain Oates: I see ol' wookie-bush is back at it again.
There is nothing wrong with a Wookie Bush on something that looks like her... just think of it as flossing while you eat
I'd rather it whistle while I work.
bass555
2012-01-26 01:49:16 PM
cue Patrick Stewart
bruce4bruce
2012-01-26 01:49:25 PM
I hope the rock hit that!
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-26 01:55:54 PM
what I find amazing is that we live in age where people really are famous just for being famous.
I recognize this person's name in the media because of fark. I don't know what she's done, how she's related to, or why anyone took note of her name to begin with.
/ so, it is apparent to me, she is a very successful aw. she should have considered a job in marketing or branding (and no, those things aren't different)
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-26 02:00:41 PM
bass555
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cue Patrick Stewart
/just for something a little different
Persnickety
2012-01-26 02:17:22 PM
pute kisses like a man
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what I find amazing is that we live in age where people really are famous just for being famous.
I recognize this person's name in the media because of fark. I don't know what she's done, how she's related to, or why anyone took note of her name to begin with.
/ so, it is apparent to me, she is a very successful aw. she should have considered a job in marketing or branding (and no, those things aren't different)
Trolling? She was the star of Disney's High School Musical, a television movie that was so popular that it spawned two sequels, the second one being a feature film. The soundtrack was the top selling album of the year. Since then, she's done some movies, most recently Sucker Punch. So while she may an AW, she's not a layabout Paris Hilton type who's famous for nothing at all.
tinyarena
2012-01-26 02:23:38 PM
Hush, she's doing the Lord's Work
/bless her heart
IlGreven
2012-01-26 02:34:20 PM
Eddie Hazel's E string
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She is flat. This is not relevant to my interests.
She's not a DD cup. Therefore, she is flat.
IlGreven
2012-01-26 02:36:48 PM
Barry McCackiner
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Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Rwa2play: So Paparazzi going everywhere you go in order to take photos of you = AW. Got it.
conversely, if you regularly go places where you know the paparazzi to be...
"Poor me. I go to the most popular clubs, famous beaches, live in Los Angeles, and frequently wear see-through shirts and/or short skirts with no panties! I don't know why the photogs keep following me!"
So either famous people are really really really stupid (and that is an option), or yes, they're AWs.
This. There are known places where paparazzi are. People who get photographed by them know exactly what they are doing. There are plenty of places you could vacation where this wouldn't be an issue.
Yes, because we all know anywhere the paps won't go has got to be a hotbed of fun, sexy times.
Bhruic
2012-01-26 02:39:58 PM
FTA:
Cringe: Vanessa looks
increbily
embarassed as her top pings open just as she enters the sea
I hate it when people get increbily embarassed.
/You can't get embarassed without being bare assed.
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