Hint: It's the shiny yellow side.

Dear Ann,

I want you to understand this so I'm going to speak to you in your own idiom.

Look you feckless moron, the people who buy your shiatty books are going to vote for Newt and there is nothing you can do about it. Your mindless shiat talk, along with the shiat talk of your fellow windbags, have created an environment that makes Republican voters vote with their emotions and not with their brains. Your demonizing(terrible book btw) of the President, the media, and the "left" has caused the entire GOP base to think that Newt farking Gingrich embodies all their hopes and ideals. When voters pick a nominee, or any candidate, they do so with sense that this person is closest to their views. So because of your moronic shiat talk and brain-numbing books, the person the GOP base believes best represents their views is Newt Gingrich. Congrats, you've made your party into the intellectual equivalent of a sack of hammers.

I love how the reactionary establishment is panicking now that they have lost control of the monster and can't stop the ensuing carnage.

/getcha popcorn ready

"Knows which side his bread is buttered on" is the phrase you were looking for, subby.

The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

I was wondering when the same guys who helped usher Newt offstage in 1998 would be by to help us again. Odd that they stayed silent while Newt's positives were on the rise.

Also, if you remove the Romney-love, that entire thing could have been posted to DKos. Actually, any KOSers wanna try posting the "expurgated version" (and be sure to leave a cite to the original at the end)? Bonus if it ends up on Politics tomorrow.

yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

Drudgereport is after him too. They've been after him for days now. The front page headline right now is all about how he insulted Reagan years ago, along with 4 more links saying similar things. After that are more links talking about how he's opening doors for illegals and will get Obama re-elected and how he's not really a conservative. They are definitely doing their absolute best to take him out before Florida.

yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

Please, sir? May I have some links?

Yours ever so humble,

PTB

Pants full of macaroni!!: Coulter's endorsing the "STICK OF BUTTER 2012" Presidential campaign? Awrite!



"I can get behind that."

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: WTF Indeed: Dear Ann,

I want you to understand this so I'm going to speak to you in your own idiom.

Look you feckless moron, the people who buy your shiatty books are going to vote for Newt and there is nothing you can do about it. Your mindless shiat talk, along with the shiat talk of your fellow windbags, have created an environment that makes Republican voters vote with their emotions and not with their brains. Your demonizing(terrible book btw) of the President, the media, and the "left" has caused the entire GOP base to think that Newt farking Gingrich embodies all their hopes and ideals. When voters pick a nominee, or any candidate, they do so with sense that this person is closest to their views. So because of your moronic shiat talk and brain-numbing books, the person the GOP base believes best represents their views is Newt Gingrich. Congrats, you've made your party into the intellectual equivalent of a sack of hammers bunch of doorknob-humping retards.
Congrats, you've devolved your party into a roving band of pre-semian, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing protohumans.
FTFM. Sorry, I think it's a better visual.

FTFM. Sorry, I was feeling sciency.

Guys, Ann Coulter is female.

/Yes, my name is Sherlock.

Penis?

Romney is the most electable candidate not only because it will be nearly impossible for the media to demonize this self-made Mormon square, devoted to his wife and church, but precisely because he is the most conservative candidate.

The media won't need to, buddy, teabaggers are going to do all the work for them.

I like that the GOP has become so insane their own propagandists are backing away from the whole thing.

"Whoa, we didn't actually mean that shiat."

She writes like an angry 15 year old.

I think it's the pauses to lash out at non-sequitur targets. Lest you forget which group she identifies herself with or something, like a girl who needs to remind you how purely "punk rock" she is.

PartTimeBuddha: yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

Please, sir? May I have some links?

Yours ever so humble,

PTB

With pleasure:
Tyrrell: Link (new window)

Abrams: Link (new window)

Politico has an overview article: Link (new window)

and as was mentioned above Drudge Report is clearly leading the charge.

The lulz from that article are epic.

Romney is "self-made"? Comedy Gold!

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Masso: Guys, Ann Coulter is female.

/Yes, my name is Sherlock.

He's not going to sleep with you.

The Freeper crowd is getting downright livid, too.

Yup. The Republican elite establishment is running scared now. As well they should. Their hand picked, pro-choice Massachusetts moderate is now losing nationally to a real conservative--even though the conservative vote is split between Gingrich, Santorum, and Paul. If/when they drop out, their support is going to rally around the grass roots conservative favorite, not the establishment RINO.

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Gingrich is now the front runner for the GOP nomination. And he's got the big mo'.

IXI Jim IXI: WTF...first I find myself agreeing with the Westboro Baptist Church in protesting Paterno's funeral. Now I'm agreeing with Andy Coulter...

People have killed themselves over less.

heh. You aren't the only one with similar thoughts.

Masso: Guys, Ann Coulter is female.

/Yes, my name is Sherlock.

Whar!?! Birf Certificate, Whar!!?

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

Drudgereport is after him too. They've been after him for days now. The front page headline right now is all about how he insulted Reagan years ago, along with 4 more links saying similar things. After that are more links talking about how he's opening doors for illegals and will get Obama re-elected and how he's not really a conservative. They are definitely doing their absolute best to take him out before Florida.

I'm kind of surprised Drudge isn't a huge Gingrich fan.

Serious Black: I love how the reactionary establishment is panicking now that they have lost control of the monster and can't stop the ensuing carnage

Snarfangel: Hint: It's the shiny yellow side.

I think someone peed on your toast.

IXI Jim IXI: WTF...first I find myself agreeing with the Westboro Baptist Church in protesting Paterno's funeral. Now I'm agreeing with Andy Coulter...

People have killed themselves over less.

Yeah, I can't bring myself to protest a funeral. The man's dead, I didn't idolize him in life, don't really give a shiat that he died. I care more about those who live shiatty lives because of what he did with the time he had.

As for Ann, WTF really struck at the heart. What she does is heat of the moment aggro behavior to sell a product. She doesn't want to be a role model so much as a magnet for ignorant people's money. I think she is more thoughtful than people give her credit for, she is just moral-less. She does realize the implications of people putting her words into actual action, but doesn't think there's enough of them to affect that change. Now she's a little worried that they could do what she's proposed.

Also Newt's book sales could eat into her demographic if he gets too popular.

Newt - Two-faced. Father of the do-nothing Congress. Embodiment of what angry republicans hate about the public sector.

Romney - Finance man. Job Destroyer. Embodiment of what angry republicans hate about the private sector.

Obama - His greatest sin has been being president while Congress passed the republican version of health care reform.

I wish this election cycle would never end.

I'm no fan or Newt or Mitt, or conservative politics in general, but for Coulter to try to paint Mitt as the "true conservative" in the race over Newt's conservative credentials is pretty hilarious. I mean, we can put Newt at the forefront of the Contract with America and the 1994 Republican Revolution election that gave Republicans control of the house for the first time in 40 years, while Mitt was wasn't touching it with a 40 foot pole when he was running for MA Senate. What has Mitt ever contributed to the conservative movement again?

And for Coultur to say that Mitt has only changed his mind on abortion. Does that mean he's still for Tough gun laws or being an independent during the 80's and not wanting to return to the policies of Reagan? Because he sure doesn't talk about that in the debates or the campaign trail.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: yequalsy: The full-court freakout going on among Republicans today is epic. Coulter, Elliott Abrams, Tom Delay, Bob Dole, R. Emmett Tyrrell are all slamming the shiat out of him. Tyrrell refers to him as William Jefferson Gingrich. Now that's going to leave a mark (and it's disturbingly accurate too, though Bubba has way more charisma).

Drudgereport is after him too. They've been after him for days now. The front page headline right now is all about how he insulted Reagan years ago, along with 4 more links saying similar things. After that are more links talking about how he's opening doors for illegals and will get Obama re-elected and how he's not really a conservative. They are definitely doing their absolute best to take him out before Florida.

I'm doubt it. They need Leroy to keep rousing the freakshow rabble that despises Willard but who they need to turn out on election day. They're just doing some expectation management at this point.

bugontherug: And he's got the big mo'.

It's looking more like he HAD (new window) it. And this full court press that is going on now will take him down a notch or two for sure.

So she's endorsing Paula Deen?

But mostly, Ann, you will just shut the fark up. (new window)

Masso: Guys, Ann Coulter is female.

/Yes, my name is Sherlock.

Strangely, no one has come forth claiming to have bedded her to confirm this, so we can only speculate. Judging from her rather "mannish" appearance, there is ample room for doubt.

Then again, she's always kind of reminded me as a cross between a daddy long legs spider and an afghan hound, so perhaps that might explain some of it.