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Mugato
2012-01-26 10:06:55 AM
his fame in the late 1990s led to a brief bout of depression.
I like Brad Pit but it's sentences like this that makes be want to punch people in the cock.
Sybarite
2012-01-26 10:25:03 AM
Troy: That's one of my biggest fears.
Abed: What is?
Troy: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut...
Abed: You would eat yourself?
Troy: I wouldn't even question it.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-26 12:04:56 PM
timujin
2012-01-26 12:50:57 PM
Mugato
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his fame in the late 1990s led to a brief bout of depression.
I like Brad Pit but it's sentences like this that makes be want to punch people in the cock.
I don't know, I'd imagine that going from being a struggling actor wearing a chicken suit in order to make rent to being on billboards and having paparazzi following your every move might freak me the fark out. You can't go anywhere, you can't have a real private moment and you have to constantly wonder if someone is being nice to you because they actually like you or they just want something from you.
Rent Party
2012-01-26 01:25:37 PM
Came here for Floyd. Leaving satisfied...
GBmanNC
2012-01-26 01:29:34 PM
Must have been some awesome weed to think he was becoming a doughnut. I've gotta take salvia to be afraid of becoming an inanimate object...
Jonathan Hohensee
2012-01-26 01:30:08 PM
timujin
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Mugato: his fame in the late 1990s led to a brief bout of depression.
I like Brad Pit but it's sentences like this that makes be want to punch people in the cock.
I don't know, I'd imagine that going from being a struggling actor wearing a chicken suit in order to make rent to being on billboards and having paparazzi following your every move might freak me the fark out. You can't go anywhere, you can't have a real private moment and you have to constantly wonder if someone is being nice to you because they actually like you or they just want something from you.
yeah, as much as people biatch about people like Brad Pitt saying this sort of thing, I have never heard a celeb say "You know what? Having millions of people who don't even know me love me has been really fulfilling and has a healthy affect on my self-esteem. Finally that deep hole inside of me is filled."
busy chillin'
2012-01-26 01:33:42 PM
Don't condescend him, man. He will f*cking kill you.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-26 01:33:44 PM
Jonathan Hohensee
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timujin: Mugato: his fame in the late 1990s led to a brief bout of depression.
I like Brad Pit but it's sentences like this that makes be want to punch people in the cock.
I don't know, I'd imagine that going from being a struggling actor wearing a chicken suit in order to make rent to being on billboards and having paparazzi following your every move might freak me the fark out. You can't go anywhere, you can't have a real private moment and you have to constantly wonder if someone is being nice to you because they actually like you or they just want something from you.
yeah, as much as people biatch about people like Brad Pitt saying this sort of thing, I have never heard a celeb say "You know what? Having millions of people who don't even know me love me has been really fulfilling and has a healthy affect on my self-esteem. Finally that deep hole inside of me is filled."
A doughnut hole?
Grandemadaca
2012-01-26 01:34:09 PM
but I'm so sweet and tasty.
offmymeds
2012-01-26 01:47:03 PM
What kind of doughnut? Glazed? Icing? Powdered? Serious inquirers want to know!
9beers
2012-01-26 01:52:07 PM
Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
Cargo
2012-01-26 01:54:41 PM
Grandemadaca
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but I'm so sweet and tasty.
Thanks! That's what I came in here hoping to find.
edip1976
2012-01-26 01:59:42 PM
I seriously doubt he stopped rocking the ganga. The man eats in almost every scene he puts on film. If you were to play a drinking game designed around the amount he eats onscreen, you would die of blood poisoning.
That man gets a mad case of the muchies everytime the camera rolls..
I'm amazed he's not a fat porkadellic from the amount of takes.
\What I'm saying is, the man likes to eat...
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-26 02:00:47 PM
Mugato
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his fame in the late 1990s led to a brief bout of depression.
I like Brad Pit but it's sentences like this that makes be want to punch people in the cock.
I imagine it's because your personal experience with fame has been altogether favorable and you wonder why he doesn't enjoy it as much as you.
mekkab
2012-01-26 02:03:00 PM
There's a similar quote from Tony Bourdain about becoming that guy.
busy chillin'
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Don't condescend him, man. He will f*cking kill you.
Rent Party
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Came here for Floyd. Leaving satisfied...
Me too!
InmanRoshi
2012-01-26 02:19:47 PM
edip1976
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I seriously doubt he stopped rocking the ganga. The man eats in almost every scene he puts on film. If you were to play a drinking game designed around the amount he eats onscreen, you would die of blood poisoning.
That man gets a mad case of the muchies everytime the camera rolls..
I'm amazed he's not a fat porkadellic from the amount of takes.
\What I'm saying is, the man likes to eat...
Based solely on his comments, sounds like the author is just assuming he's stopped completely. He simply said he was smoking way too much at the time, he didn't say he's completely stopped since.
And according to the long standing Hollywood Rumors, and some first hand testimony from the likes of Tarrantino and Bill Maher, he's far from completely stopped.
rjakobi
2012-01-26 02:21:46 PM
I'm blaming Jennifer Aniston for this.
InmanRoshi
2012-01-26 02:22:13 PM
Jennifer Anniston seems like a real downer to be around and likely horrible in the sack.
But I'd like to fully test this theory in the lab before I say conclusively.
Uncle Pooky
2012-01-26 02:28:51 PM
Done in 2
pounddawg
2012-01-26 02:30:21 PM
And bring back some cleaning products.
dehehn
2012-01-26 02:41:01 PM
It's slang, he's American. He's a doughnut. He's a farkin' doughnut.
The My Little Pony Killer
2012-01-26 02:42:56 PM
It sounds like he got a laced joint. Or some reaaaally good bud and just couldn't handle it.
SnakeLee
2012-01-26 02:52:59 PM
9beers
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Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
I'm 29 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
Kanemano
2012-01-26 03:10:53 PM
edip1976
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I seriously doubt he stopped rocking the ganga. The man eats in almost every scene he puts on film. If you were to play a drinking game designed around the amount he eats onscreen, you would die of blood poisoning.
That man gets a mad case of the muchies everytime the camera rolls..
I'm amazed he's not a fat porkadellic from the amount of takes.
\What I'm saying is, the man likes to eat...
the way movies are made that final scene you saw on screen was probably shot 12 times from different angles and so on, so for continuity sake he was eating the exact same thing a dozen times
Rent Party
2012-01-26 03:15:52 PM
SnakeLee
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9beers: Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
I'm 29 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
You've got 5-10 more years of thin. Then you're gonna gain weight like Kardashian's ass.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
9beers
2012-01-26 03:20:44 PM
SnakeLee
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9beers: Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
I'm 29 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
See ya in 5 to 10 years.
edip1976
2012-01-26 03:24:01 PM
Kanemano
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edip1976: I seriously doubt he stopped rocking the ganga. The man eats in almost every scene he puts on film. If you were to play a drinking game designed around the amount he eats onscreen, you would die of blood poisoning.
That man gets a mad case of the muchies everytime the camera rolls..
I'm amazed he's not a fat porkadellic from the amount of takes.
\What I'm saying is, the man likes to eat...
the way movies are made that final scene you saw on screen was probably shot 12 times from different angles and so on, so for continuity sake he was eating the exact same thing a dozen times
Granted, a multi camera shoot is going to get that same take from multiple angles. But you neglect to take into account the amount of takes total. Unless he's a Sinatra and he only does one take, that's still a lot of food. Continuity would demand that for editing purposes, he has to do the same thing in every take. So that hot dog he ate in the prison parking lot scene of Oceans 11? If they did 12 takes of that scene, then that's at least 6 hot dogs. Ice cream scenes would be more because of the heat from the lights. Multiple takes = multiple refills, regardless of the angles. It's also probably why he never finishes any of the food.
He's a good eater....
AeAe
2012-01-26 04:13:02 PM
SnakeLee
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9beers: Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
I'm 29 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
Enjoy being thin for a while, you fat bastard.
Bag of Hammers
2012-01-26 04:24:42 PM
InmanRoshi
:
Jennifer Anniston seems like a real downer to be around and likely horrible in the sack.
But I'd like to fully test this theory in the lab before I say conclusively.
Allow me to offer some of my testing equipment
gunga galunga
2012-01-26 04:32:35 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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While you're out, get some beer....and....cleaning products.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-26 04:40:07 PM
:
I'm
29
50 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
Carry on, fatties.
WienerButt
2012-01-26 04:57:02 PM
Justin Timberlake smokes a lot of pot too.
MrEricSir
2012-01-26 05:06:42 PM
Brad Pitt doesn't want to become Marlon Brando?
Bonanza Jellybean
2012-01-26 05:29:42 PM
DeadMouseTails
2012-01-26 05:37:24 PM
I'm not saying Pitt does this, but I was working on a job where the actress had to do multiple takes while eating a pretzel. Most of the pretzel, that didn't get swallowed (settle down!) while filming, got spit out. We had multiple pretzels so that she would have a whole one to start every time. Again, I'm not saying Pitt does this, because, at least from what I can recall of the Ocean's movies, he actually does swallow what he's eating, however I can certainly understand spitting out between takes. I like to eat and I couldn't eat half a pretzel, 12 or 15 times, without getting sick (or putting on a ton of weight).
Mad_Radhu
2012-01-26 07:21:44 PM
Came for the Honey Bear Bong. Leaving satisfied.
Rumo
2012-01-26 08:20:43 PM
iirc, there are a lot of mistakes in Ocean's 11 where his food changes from shot to shot. He probably just keeps working on it and they switch it up if he finishes, but he may not be eating as much as you think. There's a scene with disappearing shrimp that comes to mind.
bighasbeen
2012-01-26 09:27:23 PM
therecksays
2012-01-26 10:19:42 PM
dehehn
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It's slang, he's American. He's a doughnut. He's a farkin' doughnut.
Came here for that.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-26 10:30:55 PM
SnakeLee
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9beers: Time for the teens and early 20's farkers to claim that they'll never get fat. Come on kids, you know you want to.
I'm 29 and I don't think I'll ever get fat. I smoke a ton of pot and I'm certainly not lazy, either. That is a stupid myth.
You are almost halfway to the grave.
GibbyTheMole
2012-01-27 10:09:28 AM
timujin
I don't know, I'd imagine that going from being a struggling actor wearing a chicken suit in order to make rent to being on billboards and having paparazzi following your every move might freak me the fark out. You can't go anywhere, you can't have a real private moment and you have to constantly wonder if someone is being nice to you because they actually like you or they just want something from you.
Yep. Fame is a double-edged sword. I'd sure like to have Brad's money, but the fame? Not so much.
MtLebanonBalogna
2012-01-27 03:38:49 PM
edip1976
:
Kanemano: edip1976: I seriously doubt he stopped rocking the ganga. The man eats in almost every scene he puts on film. If you were to play a drinking game designed around the amount he eats onscreen, you would die of blood poisoning.
That man gets a mad case of the muchies everytime the camera rolls..
I'm amazed he's not a fat porkadellic from the amount of takes.
\What I'm saying is, the man likes to eat...
the way movies are made that final scene you saw on screen was probably shot 12 times from different angles and so on, so for continuity sake he was eating the exact same thing a dozen times
Granted, a multi camera shoot is going to get that same take from multiple angles. But you neglect to take into account the amount of takes total. Unless he's a Sinatra and he only does one take, that's still a lot of food. Continuity would demand that for editing purposes, he has to do the same thing in every take. So that hot dog he ate in the prison parking lot scene of Oceans 11? If they did 12 takes of that scene, then that's at least 6 hot dogs.
Ice cream scenes would be more because of the heat from the lights.
Multiple takes = multiple refills, regardless of the angles. It's also probably why he never finishes any of the food.
He's a good eater....
Because of the heat from the lights -- and the length of time it often takes to shoot a scene -- mashed potatoes are often used to represent "ice cream" in many films. Think about that the next time you see "ice cream" being eaten in a film.
CSB: I was a stand-in on the film
Adventureland
. While waiting around between scenes I got to talking with one of the props people as she was mixing up some fake vomit for the character Frigo. The stuff looked nasty, as vomit should, but man, when you mix orange juice, mashed-up cheerios, maple syrup and a few other items together it smells like a good breakfast!
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