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After you've been busted for injecting Super Glue into women's butts, the next logical career move is to get attacked on-stage by the victims' parents during a taping of a trashy TV show
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dletter
2012-01-26 09:48:45 AM
Hey.... it's called "Fix-a-flat".... were the women's behinds flat any more?
I rest my case.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-26 10:15:10 AM
well if you thought the injections were a good idea then i would have to guess that you arnt very bright.
bump
2012-01-26 11:52:46 AM
It's hard for me to empathize with a 'victim' who purposefully paid to have 'butt enhancement injections'. Seriously???... you can't do some squats, ride a bike &/or push away from the table once and a while...
butt enhancement injections???? Just when you think society can't get any more pathetic...
Captain Oates
2012-01-26 11:58:49 AM
Since when was shooting your glue into a girls butt a new topic for trashy TV?
dj_bigbird
2012-01-26 12:02:25 PM
Cristina is great if you like watching people getting their asses kicked on TV. The security guards often hold the person getting the beating in their chair instead of breaking up the fight.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-26 12:15:54 PM
I don't think I ever referred to it as "super glue" before
/wait... what?
I Said
2012-01-26 01:17:26 PM
MaxxLarge
2012-01-26 01:17:57 PM
My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.
QuinnTheFetus
2012-01-26 01:30:09 PM
But marge! Listen to the music, he's evil
buttcat
2012-01-26 01:32:06 PM
WTF did I just watch...?!?
Cletus C.
2012-01-26 01:33:52 PM
Sticky buns?
dletter
2012-01-26 01:34:36 PM
bump
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It's hard for me to empathize with a 'victim' who purposefully paid to have 'butt enhancement injections'. Seriously???... you can't do some squats, ride a bike &/or push away from the table once and a while...
butt enhancement injections???? Just when you think society can't get any more pathetic...
I think you missed what "butt enhancement injections" are.... it's more like "I like big butts and I cannot lie".
ZiegZeon
2012-01-26 01:35:36 PM
MaxxLarge
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My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.
I grant you 20 internets, with an intranet chaser.
Fart_Machine
2012-01-26 01:40:09 PM
Eubanks, 40, of Hollywood, is accused of being an assistant to Oneal Ron Morris, also known as "Duchess,"
Wanted for questioning
offmymeds
2012-01-26 01:40:11 PM
Suddenly, he said, Brown's mother ran to the stage, grabbed the syringe and lunged at him, scratching him across the forehead before security pulled her off.
"My face has a mark on it," Eubanks said afterward, "and my head is killing me."
missiv
2012-01-26 01:43:04 PM
Captain Oates
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Since when was shooting your glue into a girls butt a new topic for trashy TV?
We need to have talk, I see what you did there.
globalwarmingpraiser
2012-01-26 01:45:08 PM
Tucker Maxx thread???
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-01-26 01:46:33 PM
Eubanks, 40, of Hollywood, is accused of being an assistant to Oneal Ron Morris, also known as "Duchess," who police say duped women into paying for injections of a near-lethal chemical formula to enhance their butts, only to find themselves sick and disfigured.
a) i thought these weren't women-women getting this procedure, but transsexuals? you know, to make their bodies appear more like what their minds are telling them they should look like.
b) is Eubanks straight, gay or transvestite?
c) was shaquanda born a woman or a man?
d) if you're broke and colored, who else do you go to, to get a procedure like this done?
Speaker2Animals
2012-01-26 01:49:04 PM
These shows perform a valuable public service -- perfect targets for drone attacks. A shame no one's thought of this way to clean up the gene pool.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-26 01:53:35 PM
Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
JackieRabbit
2012-01-26 01:54:36 PM
"Super Glue"...so that's what the kids are calling it today, huh?
Karac
2012-01-26 01:56:15 PM
After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?
DrippinBalls
2012-01-26 01:58:42 PM
Injecting Superglue into a women's ass? What is the problem? I fail to see an issue here.
Freakin Rican
2012-01-26 01:59:12 PM
Karac
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After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?
slow down there method man....i see what you did there.
dletter
2012-01-26 01:59:25 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
Just to be clear, since a lot of people I think missed this story when it originally popped up (I know I tried to post it, and it got rejected)..... this woman is injecting Fix-a-flat and super glue and who knows what else into women's butts to make them bigger, like butt augmentation, to basically make it look like J-Lo's.
Coelacanth
2012-01-26 02:06:33 PM
Didn't Cristina used to be kind of...hot?
/Haven't seen the show for ten years.
Oznog
2012-01-26 02:07:59 PM
Jim from Saint Paul
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Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
Glue? It is a viable alternative to surgery...
WhoGAS
2012-01-26 02:15:04 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu
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d) if you're broke and colored, who else do you go to, to get a procedure like this done?
You don't. You deal with the hand that life gave you and make the best of it.
Or, alternatively, bullets are cheap.
giantpiraterobot
2012-01-26 02:15:28 PM
I enjoy that the defense attorney's statement refers to his clients' victims as "victims." Remind me to never hire that guy.
Ohlookabutterfly
2012-01-26 02:15:39 PM
Oznog
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Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
Glue? It is a viable alternative to surgery...
I am actually afraid my curiousity will overpower my disgust at the idea of watching those movies. I'm not a big fan of gore for gores sake, but that premise piques my interest in the same way a horrible multiple car crash would.
Dirtybird971
2012-01-26 02:15:45 PM
I don't know George Costanza's mother got her own talk show?
rjakobi
2012-01-26 02:16:58 PM
Didn't Reducto have an enlarge ray for specifically that purpose.
four95
2012-01-26 02:18:44 PM
Black peoples problems?
LesserEvil
2012-01-26 02:19:15 PM
A size for every booty:
four95
2012-01-26 02:23:01 PM
GIS for "super glue butt"...
Raithen
2012-01-26 02:23:10 PM
MaxxLarge
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My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.
I knew there was a reason I had you shaded yellow as opposed to the green and red armchair politicians.
/only two I have in yellow are you and Pocketninja.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-26 02:28:02 PM
dletter
:
Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
Just to be clear, since a lot of people I think missed this story when it originally popped up (I know I tried to post it, and it got rejected)..... this woman is injecting Fix-a-flat and super glue and who knows what else into women's butts to make them bigger, like butt augmentation, to basically make it look like J-Lo's.
Ah.
Well.
I am no longer interested.
Noobian Noob
2012-01-26 02:34:44 PM
Karac
:
After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?
a winnar is you!!
/word to method man
jagec
2012-01-26 02:38:59 PM
four95
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GIS for "super glue butt"...
[wishididntknow.com image 600x581]
At first I thought that the man in those pictures (yes, I said "man") WAS the same as the man in TFA.
Nope. Turns out that the toxic-butt-injection profession in Florida is more lucrative than we thought...it's his
assistant
butt-injector.
MagSeven
2012-01-26 02:40:50 PM
jagec
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four95: GIS for "super glue butt"...
[wishididntknow.com image 600x581]
At first I thought that the man in those pictures (yes, I said "man") WAS the same as the man in TFA.
Nope. Turns out that the toxic-butt-injection profession in Florida is more lucrative than we thought...it's his assistant butt-injector.
Yes, she works at Back Alley Ass Injections, but also a client!
abhorrent1
2012-01-26 03:11:42 PM
that was so fake I don't even
elchupacabra
2012-01-26 04:01:18 PM
I hope records are kept of who appears as "guests" on these so-called "shows". If there's ever a need to cull the population, these should be the first to be drafted.
Rindred
2012-01-26 04:53:20 PM
I think the doc practices technical enlargement.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-26 05:14:59 PM
HES OBVIOUSLY A METH HABIT
KILL EM.
broken jebus
2012-01-26 05:44:28 PM
I think I found the beef.
oryx
2012-01-26 06:19:41 PM
Super glue probably wouldn't been so bad as what was really used.
Rik01
2012-01-26 07:37:26 PM
There is stupid and then there is
STUPID!
(1) The morons who thought up the whole scam need to be charged with attempted murder. I'm surprised some of their clients have not developed gangrene. The stuff in Fix-a-flat is toxic. Non-surgical grade superglue can also be toxic -- plus it will harden.
(2) The women who fell for the scam are idiots, especially with many, many news reports about this type of thing going on.
It's always nice to know that people will readily prey on their own folks to make bucks with no consideration as to the harm they can cause. Kind of like the idiots who dipped pot in embalming fluid and those who cut coke with rat poison.
Of course there are those who sell chunks of macadamia nuts as crack and think it's funny -- until some pi$$ed off buyer comes back and makes many holes in them with bits of hot lead.
Mad-n-FL
2012-01-26 08:16:08 PM
Just call him Sir-Mix-2-much.
LemSkroob
2012-01-26 10:21:16 PM
four95
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Black peoples problems?
yep.
cedarpark
2012-01-27 04:03:19 AM
Um.... Shaquanda? Is that a variant of Shequeefa?
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