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(Sun Sentinel) Florida After you've been busted for injecting Super Glue into women's butts, the next logical career move is to get attacked on-stage by the victims' parents during a taping of a trashy TV show   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 50
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2012-01-26 09:48:45 AM
Hey.... it's called "Fix-a-flat".... were the women's behinds flat any more?

I rest my case.
 
2012-01-26 10:15:10 AM
well if you thought the injections were a good idea then i would have to guess that you arnt very bright.
 
2012-01-26 11:52:46 AM
It's hard for me to empathize with a 'victim' who purposefully paid to have 'butt enhancement injections'. Seriously???... you can't do some squats, ride a bike &/or push away from the table once and a while...

butt enhancement injections???? Just when you think society can't get any more pathetic...
 
2012-01-26 11:58:49 AM
Since when was shooting your glue into a girls butt a new topic for trashy TV?
 
2012-01-26 12:02:25 PM
Cristina is great if you like watching people getting their asses kicked on TV. The security guards often hold the person getting the beating in their chair instead of breaking up the fight.
 
2012-01-26 12:15:54 PM
I don't think I ever referred to it as "super glue" before

/wait... what?
 
2012-01-26 01:17:26 PM
i180.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-26 01:17:57 PM
My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.
 
2012-01-26 01:30:09 PM
But marge! Listen to the music, he's evil
 
2012-01-26 01:32:06 PM
WTF did I just watch...?!?
 
2012-01-26 01:33:52 PM
Sticky buns?
 
2012-01-26 01:34:36 PM
bump: It's hard for me to empathize with a 'victim' who purposefully paid to have 'butt enhancement injections'. Seriously???... you can't do some squats, ride a bike &/or push away from the table once and a while...

butt enhancement injections???? Just when you think society can't get any more pathetic...


I think you missed what "butt enhancement injections" are.... it's more like "I like big butts and I cannot lie".
 
2012-01-26 01:35:36 PM
MaxxLarge: My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.


I grant you 20 internets, with an intranet chaser.
 
2012-01-26 01:40:09 PM
Eubanks, 40, of Hollywood, is accused of being an assistant to Oneal Ron Morris, also known as "Duchess,"

tvseriesfinale.com

Wanted for questioning
 
2012-01-26 01:40:11 PM
Suddenly, he said, Brown's mother ran to the stage, grabbed the syringe and lunged at him, scratching him across the forehead before security pulled her off.

"My face has a mark on it," Eubanks said afterward, "and my head is killing me."


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2012-01-26 01:43:04 PM
Captain Oates: Since when was shooting your glue into a girls butt a new topic for trashy TV?

lulz.com
We need to have talk, I see what you did there.
 
2012-01-26 01:45:08 PM
Tucker Maxx thread???
 
2012-01-26 01:46:33 PM

Eubanks, 40, of Hollywood, is accused of being an assistant to Oneal Ron Morris, also known as "Duchess," who police say duped women into paying for injections of a near-lethal chemical formula to enhance their butts, only to find themselves sick and disfigured.


a) i thought these weren't women-women getting this procedure, but transsexuals? you know, to make their bodies appear more like what their minds are telling them they should look like.

b) is Eubanks straight, gay or transvestite?

c) was shaquanda born a woman or a man?

d) if you're broke and colored, who else do you go to, to get a procedure like this done?
 
2012-01-26 01:49:04 PM
These shows perform a valuable public service -- perfect targets for drone attacks. A shame no one's thought of this way to clean up the gene pool.
 
2012-01-26 01:53:35 PM
Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?
 
2012-01-26 01:54:36 PM
"Super Glue"...so that's what the kids are calling it today, huh?
 
2012-01-26 01:56:15 PM
After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?
 
2012-01-26 01:58:42 PM
Injecting Superglue into a women's ass? What is the problem? I fail to see an issue here.
 
2012-01-26 01:59:12 PM
Karac: After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?

slow down there method man....i see what you did there.
 
2012-01-26 01:59:25 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?

Just to be clear, since a lot of people I think missed this story when it originally popped up (I know I tried to post it, and it got rejected)..... this woman is injecting Fix-a-flat and super glue and who knows what else into women's butts to make them bigger, like butt augmentation, to basically make it look like J-Lo's.
 
2012-01-26 02:06:33 PM
Didn't Cristina used to be kind of...hot?

/Haven't seen the show for ten years.
 
2012-01-26 02:07:59 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?

www.iwatchstuff.com

Glue? It is a viable alternative to surgery...
 
2012-01-26 02:15:04 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: d) if you're broke and colored, who else do you go to, to get a procedure like this done?

You don't. You deal with the hand that life gave you and make the best of it.

Or, alternatively, bullets are cheap.
 
2012-01-26 02:15:28 PM
I enjoy that the defense attorney's statement refers to his clients' victims as "victims." Remind me to never hire that guy.
 
2012-01-26 02:15:39 PM
Oznog: Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?



Glue? It is a viable alternative to surgery...


I am actually afraid my curiousity will overpower my disgust at the idea of watching those movies. I'm not a big fan of gore for gores sake, but that premise piques my interest in the same way a horrible multiple car crash would.
 
2012-01-26 02:15:45 PM
I don't know George Costanza's mother got her own talk show?
 
2012-01-26 02:16:58 PM
Didn't Reducto have an enlarge ray for specifically that purpose.
 
2012-01-26 02:18:44 PM
Black peoples problems?
 
2012-01-26 02:19:15 PM
A size for every booty:

www.fixaflat.com
 
2012-01-26 02:23:01 PM
GIS for "super glue butt"...

wishididntknow.com
 
2012-01-26 02:23:10 PM
MaxxLarge: My figure, it bred discontent.
My booty, I wished to augment.
But now, it just bounces
From hundreds of ounces
Of sub-dermal rubber cement.


I knew there was a reason I had you shaded yellow as opposed to the green and red armchair politicians.

/only two I have in yellow are you and Pocketninja.
 
2012-01-26 02:28:02 PM
dletter: Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, so are we talking injecting between cheeks or the anus itself?

Just to be clear, since a lot of people I think missed this story when it originally popped up (I know I tried to post it, and it got rejected)..... this woman is injecting Fix-a-flat and super glue and who knows what else into women's butts to make them bigger, like butt augmentation, to basically make it look like J-Lo's.


Ah.

Well.

I am no longer interested.
 
2012-01-26 02:34:44 PM
Karac: After he glued their asses, did he then keep feeding them and feeding them?

a winnar is you!!

/word to method man
 
2012-01-26 02:38:59 PM
four95: GIS for "super glue butt"...

[wishididntknow.com image 600x581]


At first I thought that the man in those pictures (yes, I said "man") WAS the same as the man in TFA.

Nope. Turns out that the toxic-butt-injection profession in Florida is more lucrative than we thought...it's his assistant butt-injector.
 
2012-01-26 02:40:50 PM
jagec: four95: GIS for "super glue butt"...

[wishididntknow.com image 600x581]

At first I thought that the man in those pictures (yes, I said "man") WAS the same as the man in TFA.

Nope. Turns out that the toxic-butt-injection profession in Florida is more lucrative than we thought...it's his assistant butt-injector.


Yes, she works at Back Alley Ass Injections, but also a client!
 
2012-01-26 03:11:42 PM
that was so fake I don't even
 
2012-01-26 04:01:18 PM
I hope records are kept of who appears as "guests" on these so-called "shows". If there's ever a need to cull the population, these should be the first to be drafted.
 
2012-01-26 04:53:20 PM
I think the doc practices technical enlargement.
 
2012-01-26 05:14:59 PM
HES OBVIOUSLY A METH HABIT
KILL EM.
 
2012-01-26 05:44:28 PM
I think I found the beef.
 
2012-01-26 06:19:41 PM
Super glue probably wouldn't been so bad as what was really used.
 
2012-01-26 07:37:26 PM
There is stupid and then there is STUPID!

(1) The morons who thought up the whole scam need to be charged with attempted murder. I'm surprised some of their clients have not developed gangrene. The stuff in Fix-a-flat is toxic. Non-surgical grade superglue can also be toxic -- plus it will harden.

(2) The women who fell for the scam are idiots, especially with many, many news reports about this type of thing going on.

It's always nice to know that people will readily prey on their own folks to make bucks with no consideration as to the harm they can cause. Kind of like the idiots who dipped pot in embalming fluid and those who cut coke with rat poison.

Of course there are those who sell chunks of macadamia nuts as crack and think it's funny -- until some pi$$ed off buyer comes back and makes many holes in them with bits of hot lead.
 
2012-01-26 08:16:08 PM
Just call him Sir-Mix-2-much.
 
2012-01-26 10:21:16 PM
four95: Black peoples problems?

yep.
 
2012-01-27 04:03:19 AM
Um.... Shaquanda? Is that a variant of Shequeefa?
 
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