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(Miami New Times) Obvious Actual headline: 'Mitt Romney's Anal Tendencies'   (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) divider line 20
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2012-01-26 09:40:49 AM
the poophole loophole fools God.
 
2012-01-26 09:48:20 AM
He's just going after the Santorum vote.
 
2012-01-26 10:19:16 AM
Eew.
 
2012-01-26 10:46:55 AM
I see a come from behind victory in Santorum's state.
 
2012-01-26 11:11:57 AM
cache.thephoenix.com
"Come here, Rick."

thinkprogress.org
 
2012-01-26 11:58:58 AM
I'm sorry to be over-blunt,
But that would be some kind of stunt.
Since "Latter-Day" fundies
Have magical undies,
That don't open up in the front.
 
2012-01-26 01:18:37 PM
MaxxLarge:
Huh. I didn't know the FLDS had garments.
 
2012-01-26 01:25:32 PM
Theaetetus: [cache.thephoenix.com image 276x352]
"Come here, Rick."

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"Now, Rick, once I get the rest of my hand up there... I twist it 360 degrees to represent the 360 members of the choir.... this is a move we call 'The Mormon Tabernacle', you'll love it!"
 
2012-01-26 01:33:52 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout: "Now, Rick, once I get the rest of my hand up there... I twist it 360 degrees to represent the 360 members of the choir.... this is a move we call 'The Mormon Tabernacle', you'll love it!"

brachinus.files.wordpress.com

"Wow, thanks Mitt."

"Ever serve time?"
 
2012-01-26 01:57:30 PM
"And his wife definitely doesn't have that problem," he continued, "but there may be something wrong with her eyes. She has kind of a robot stare, have you noticed? Sort of a Clockwork Orange look."

newsfubar.com
A bit of the old ultra-crazy?
 
2012-01-26 02:33:19 PM
"Mitt Romney's Anal Tendencies" would be a perfect name for a band.
 
2012-01-26 02:55:50 PM
When Mitt Romney tied the family dog on the roof of his car in an airtight container then drove for 12 hours to Canada, he had no idea it would come back 20 years later to irritate animal lovers around the country.

But irritate them off it has. In an interview with Fox News Romney, the front runner for the Republican nomination for President, admitted that he did it, and even more claimed that the dog really liked it.

He was confronted by the interviewer who said that in Romney's own home state of Massachusetts the law is that you cannot (even in an airtight container) put your dog on the roof of a moving vehicle because it is considered inhumane.

Romney did keep his cool in the interview, and kept going back to his stock answer of "The dog enjoyed it, he wanted to be there, he got in willingly"

As you can see from the interview, the strangest part is when Romney tells the interviewer that the Kennel on top of the car was AIRTIGHT as if it is a good thing!

There has not been a huge backlash against Romney for the act (it was more than 20 years ago) but this week a protester in South Carolina strapped a stuffed dog to the roof of his car and hung a sign on the side of it saying "Dogs Against Romney"

When it became apparent that the dog had diarrhea, no doubt from being scared half to death, and brown liquid was streaming down the back window, Mitt Romney calmly pulled off to a rest area, hosed the car down and continued on!
 
2012-01-26 02:56:44 PM
CapnBlues: the poophole loophole fools God.

That giant sucking sound you here is Romney's sphincter tightening over the realization that his presidential bid is going the way of Hillary's:

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It's interesting that Hillary and Romney both campaigned from the perspective of "entitlement," and "centrism" against candidates positioned to outflank them to the left and right of their parties respectively. And both their campaigns seem to be going the same way.

I really interpret both of these results as rejection of the inside elite establishments of both parties. Primary voters are just as angry at the people running their parties as they are at DC itself. This kind of election is Gingrich's specialty. This is a unique historical moment for him to run.
 
2012-01-26 03:04:59 PM
Even more disturbing, I read that as "Tentacles".
 
2012-01-26 03:10:45 PM
spiderpaz: When Mitt Romney tied the family dog on the roof of his car in an airtight container then drove for 12 hours to Canada, he had no idea it would come back 20 years later to irritate animal lovers around the country.

But irritate them off it has. In an interview with Fox News Romney, the front runner for the Republican nomination for President, admitted that he did it, and even more claimed that the dog really liked it.

He was confronted by the interviewer who said that in Romney's own home state of Massachusetts the law is that you cannot (even in an airtight container) put your dog on the roof of a moving vehicle because it is considered inhumane.

Romney did keep his cool in the interview, and kept going back to his stock answer of "The dog enjoyed it, he wanted to be there, he got in willingly"

As you can see from the interview, the strangest part is when Romney tells the interviewer that the Kennel on top of the car was AIRTIGHT as if it is a good thing!

There has not been a huge backlash against Romney for the act (it was more than 20 years ago) but this week a protester in South Carolina strapped a stuffed dog to the roof of his car and hung a sign on the side of it saying "Dogs Against Romney"

When it became apparent that the dog had diarrhea, no doubt from being scared half to death, and brown liquid was streaming down the back window, Mitt Romney calmly pulled off to a rest area, hosed the car down and continued on!


WE ARE THE
DOGS FOR
ROMNEY'S
STATION
WAGON!!
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/ \


/Also, what a sociopath. Imagine a pedo claiming that the kids weren't harmed because they got in his van willingly!
 
2012-01-26 04:12:36 PM
Mitt Romney's Anal Tendencies, and Other Things the Republican Candidates' Teeth Can Tell Us

Mitt Romney chews anus.
 
2012-01-26 04:31:56 PM
Surly U. Jest: Even more disturbing, I read that as "Tentacles".

Mitt Romney's Anal Tentacles really is a great name for a band.
 
2012-01-26 04:41:05 PM
spongeboob: Surly U. Jest: Even more disturbing, I read that as "Tentacles".

Mitt Romney's Anal Tentacles really is a great name for a band.


First album: Oh God! I can see forever!

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2012-01-26 06:33:22 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout: /Also, what a sociopath. Imagine a pedo claiming that the kids weren't harmed because they got in his van willingly!

That's the main point I took away from the story too. He is completely void of compassion or empathy. He thinks he's rich because he deserves it (instead of recognizing that it was a built in benefit of being the son of a millionaire governor/ex presidential candidate), and poor people are poor because they're lazy, and they don't deserve anything from "real" people like him.

The same sort of philosophy manifests itself in his business dealings. He's a soulless money hungry aristocrat - everything that is wrong with the country bundled into one phony, milk-toasty package.
 
2012-01-26 07:04:41 PM

Personally, I prefer McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

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