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Pocket Ninja

2012-01-26 09:42:13 AM

I gather you didn't look at the picture, subby.

elvisaintdead

2012-01-26 09:48:02 AM

$5 once a month, I can understand. get behind, even.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-26 09:49:15 AM

She took the John's pants, grabbed the cash, and ran down the alley yelling "YOU'RE SCREWED NOW!"

Diogenes

2012-01-26 09:54:53 AM

That should be just enough to get her to spit on your dick.

images.onset.freedom.com

And subsequently melt off.

Captain Oates

2012-01-26 09:55:03 AM

a ZJ?

the_rev

2012-01-26 10:09:59 AM

If you're only paying $6, i bet you'd have to give her an extra candy bar.

vernonFL

2012-01-26 10:20:20 AM

I'll jack subby off for $5, but if Fark wants to watch, its $6.

Diogenes

2012-01-26 10:32:33 AM

vernonFL: I'll jack subby off for $5, but if Fark wants to watch, its $6.

I already pay Fark $5 to indulge in masturbatory exercises.

coinspinner

2012-01-26 10:37:21 AM

"$3 to touch it while I touch my toes..."

TommyymmoT

2012-01-26 11:04:57 AM

They charge extra for sprinkles.

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2012-01-26 11:05:10 AM

I_C_Weener

2012-01-26 11:13:46 AM

A Rusty Venture? On Meth?

TenaciousP

2012-01-26 11:17:02 AM

the_rev: If you're only paying $6, i bet you'd have to give her an extra candy bar.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

GAT_00

2012-01-26 11:17:12 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

Godscrack

2012-01-26 11:19:41 AM

$6?

Verbal abuse.

markie_farkie

2012-01-26 11:22:44 AM

Godscrack: Verbal abuse.

But I'm here for an argument!

ArkAngel

2012-01-26 11:26:21 AM

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2012-01-26 11:28:45 AM

markie_farkie: Godscrack: Verbal abuse.

But I'm here for an argument!

That's next door, you stupid git.

Godscrack

2012-01-26 11:31:28 AM

For $10 it gets racial, and personal.

Dinki

2012-01-26 11:44:15 AM

Police took a written statement from the man, but did not charge him with a crime.

Wow.

If you are going to prosecute it, you can't prosecute only one side of it.

/thinks prostitution should be legal

Walker

2012-01-26 11:47:02 AM

You obviously don't know crackhead/meth whore prices.

coinspinner

2012-01-26 11:47:26 AM

GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

I believe it was given to bomber pilots in WW II to keep them awake on long flights.

Ordinary Genius

2012-01-26 11:55:04 AM

Subby obviously hasn't been to Detroit.

brnt00

2012-01-26 11:56:02 AM

If you gotta ask, you'll never know.

SoCalSurfer

2012-01-26 11:56:54 AM

GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

Germans used it in WWII, well variants of amphetamines

StarSys

2012-01-26 11:57:27 AM

I know of someone who bragged about getting a $5 bj in vegas. Yes, actually bragged about it.

bikerific

2012-01-26 11:58:05 AM

My office is on the edge of a kind of sketchy area. I've been offered a BJ for the change in my dashboard.

/Now how will I pay parking meters?

big_hed

2012-01-26 11:58:36 AM

The man said he gave Kullman a $2 bill, three $1 bills and an assortment of change

A $2 bill? Haven't seen one of those is years. Surprised she didn't think it was fake.

olapbill

2012-01-26 11:58:38 AM

$6? my 30 seconds of disappointing hot women costs about that.

Ponzholio

2012-01-26 11:58:41 AM

Misty Marie Kullman, 25, of the 200 block of Best Street

Best Street is Best Street.

Crunch61

2012-01-26 11:58:46 AM

GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

Hitler!

olapbill

2012-01-26 11:59:18 AM

big_hed: The man said he gave Kullman a $2 bill, three $1 bills and an assortment of change

A $2 bill? Haven't seen one of those is years. Surprised she didn't think it was fake.

he was buying a taco however, so it would be acceptable currency for this transation.

Heineken Skywalker

2012-01-26 11:59:40 AM

GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

Hitler was addicted to his "vitamins"

mofa

2012-01-26 11:59:41 AM

DNRTFA, but there are a lot of women out there I'd be willing to charge only $6 for sex.

EbolaNYC

2012-01-26 11:59:54 AM

I'm gonna go with "blumpkin" or a "hot carl"

Lars The Canadian Viking

2012-01-26 12:00:45 PM

StarSys: I know of someone who bragged about getting a $5 bj in vegas. Yes, actually bragged about it.

I have a friend who bragged about her letting him not use a condom.

Also, FTA: "The man said he gave Kullman a $2 bill, three $1 bills and an assortment of change"

Gordon Bennett

2012-01-26 12:00:47 PM

StarSys: I know of someone who bragged about getting a $5 bj in vegas. Yes, actually bragged about it.

If granny hasn't updated her pricing for a gum job in decades, that's her fault.

natazha

2012-01-26 12:00:53 PM

The first synthesis of amphetamine in 1887. 1919, crystallized methamphetamine. Been around a long, long time. Probably because there are no old meth users to warn off younger people.

culebra

2012-01-26 12:01:30 PM

I_C_Weener: A Rusty Venture? On Meth?

More like Double Frogman.

elvisaintdead

2012-01-26 12:01:38 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

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DrippinBalls

2012-01-26 12:01:52 PM

$6? That's a man, baby.

groppet

2012-01-26 12:02:13 PM

coinspinner: GAT_00: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [img705.imageshack.us image 512x480]

Wait, meth has been around for 60 years? To the Googles.

I believe it was given to bomber pilots in WW II to keep them awake on long flights.

I think I ready somewhere Hitlers "doctor" gave him meth.

czetie

2012-01-26 12:02:53 PM

You can get a bj from a Starbucks junkie for $6.

Uh, allegedly. I've heard.

JNowe

2012-01-26 12:04:03 PM

Six... Six dollar... Six dollar hand job!

neversubmit

2012-01-26 12:05:04 PM

cop a feel

Odd Bird

2012-01-26 12:05:45 PM

Try my ex, subby, and you'll want change.