That whole story sounded like a cross between Rube Goldberg and Quentin tarantino.
The part of "Crack head who had caneras in his shower and looked like barney fifle" will be played by Steve Buscemi.

MaxxLarge: It's tempting to put up a stink,
But take a deep breath, and then think.
If ever the Feds
Invaded YOUR beds?
How much could they write off as "kink?"

Good to have you back, Maxx.
In fine form as always, too.

Wasn't this debunked by MythBusters?

Hey, we'll get to see pictures next week on Law&Order: SVU

I like the "he found God and was trying to get his life back together... oh yeah, and by the way he thought he was being set up".

I'm thinking the motivation for coming forward was about 5% of the former and 95% of the latter.

Maybe I'm just cynical.

Unavailable for comment.

Please tell me the stripper is ticklish!

Caturday?

This Nash sounds like a guy with many enemies. Deserves them too.

"He also had a cat."

That's some good police work, Lou.

Why didn't anyone mention that you have to sign up to read this link? Farkin' submittertard.

Dear god! Why would someone do that?

I'm sure there were ways to do this that didn't involve putting a cat in a hot tub. Those filters are a biatch to get cat hair out of.

Anyone got a non-registration required link?

Asking me to sign in :( Oh well, next!

PacManDreaming: I thought only Nale could come up with a plot that convoluted.

It does sound like something he would come up with.

>The man was about 60 and looked like Barney Fife, was a former corporate lawyer who got into computers and then retired, lived off Maryville Road in Granite City and regularly traveled to Las Vegas to gamble accompanied by four crack heads, court records quoted Nash as saying.

I'm betting Jack was the uninvited one. Larry was along to pull tail. And for hot tub expertise.

Awesome, Granite City! We call it Planet Granite around here. That cesspool is so filthy, you have to wash your car after merely driving through it.

Borked. What's up with the admins today?

A guy dies under suspicious circumstances, and he just happened to have recently written you $250,000 worth of checks for no apparent reason. Yup, you would have totally gotten away with it...

Why didn't he just pimp out his wife? If she's that hot and there are conventions nearby. Plus they can always take pictures etc. and blackmail the mark. Or maybe she can act like she's getting ready to boink the mark till he breaks in pretending to be a rapist and knocks the mark out so when he comes too he feels sorry for her and so on and soak the poor mark for everything he's got. In short, this alleged perpetrator should watch better movies.

There's no reason to actually hurt anybody if you use your noggin. Look at me!

The One True TheDavid:

Why didn't he just pimp out his wife? If she's that hot and there are conventions nearby. Plus they can always take pictures etc. and blackmail the mark. ...

Wait, I see FTFA they were doing this:

"Nash also told the friend that his wife was a former dancer and that the pair had made money for the past two years by extorting her married customers. She would promise sex for $1,000 at a hotel room and Nash would take pictures of the victim's car and then enter the room to take pictures of the victim.

Nash said they'd obtained $25,000 from one man that way."

So why get greedy and start hurting people? SHEESH.

FTFA: "Nash described his wife as a cross between Angelina Jolie and a Barbie doll"...

Highly unlikely.

PacManDreaming: I thought only Nale could come up with a plot that convoluted.

/too esoteric?

I didn't see anything about rocket skates.

It was all about the meath

ShawnDoc: This thread is useless without pictures of the stripper.

Problem solved:

Sir_Dude: ShawnDoc: This thread is useless without pictures of the stripper.

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Be careful what you ask for, it might come true

/I bet all sorts of people want me dead now

Now? Dude, I've wanted you dead for years.

The Aristocrats!

Angelina Jolie looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Barbie.

PacManDreaming: I thought only Nale could come up with a plot that convoluted.

/too esoteric?

Done in one.

\gotta love the Linear Guild
\\Worship the puppet!

MaxxLarge: It's tempting to put up a stink,
But take a deep breath, and then think.
If ever the Feds
Invaded YOUR beds?
How much could they write off as "kink?"

As a long time lurker and recent litter I just wanted to log in and express my great admiration for MaxxLarge

memtastic: MaxxLarge: It's tempting to put up a stink,
But take a deep breath, and then think.
If ever the Feds
Invaded YOUR beds?
How much could they write off as "kink?"

As a long time lurker and recent litter I just wanted to log in and express my great admiration for MaxxLarge

You're a recent litter? How sweet and so very confusing ;)

MagSeven: Awesome, Granite City! We call it Planet Granite around here. That cesspool is so filthy, you have to wash your car after merely driving through it.

I always thought it was "Granite shiatty."

Crack heads, a stripper who looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Barbie, a bomb, and electrocution in a hot tub by cat.


"What are 'things found at Charlie Sheen's house on a Saturday night'?"

Julieahni: memtastic: MaxxLarge: It's tempting to put up a stink,
But take a deep breath, and then think.
If ever the Feds
Invaded YOUR beds?
How much could they write off as "kink?"

As a long time lurker and recent litter I just wanted to log in and express my great admiration for MaxxLarge

You're a recent litter? How sweet and so very confusing ;)

Cut memtastic some slack. Taking care of all those kittens can be tiring.

Oh, come on. Ya can't trust college athletic programs not to rape boys. Ya can't trust teachers not screw students. Now ya can't trust a former killer to keep his mouth shut and kill someone. No one left to trust.

/I asked for out of town shooters. What do I get, I get in town shooters. Now I have in town cops and in town trouble. --four brothers

Crack head. Huh. Huh huh.

The stripper looks like a cross between Angelina Jolie, Barbie, a bomb, and an electrocution in a hot tub by cat? That's one hell of an ugly stripper, with emphasis on the UG!

Meh! Just another night in the St Louis area.