You oversold the promise of this content, shame on you.

This is why I want to see "Emmy-winning actress Julie McCullough returns in her #1 hit comedy" in my lifetime.

If he hosts a call-in radio show with Michael Moriarity, it'll be the perfect storm of derp.

Oh, if only he and Victoria Jackson would get married and have lots and lots of children.

Derp. The gateway drug.

Kirk Cameron is now writing for plugging his latest shiatty movie on Breitbart

After so many years out of the spotlight, I'm glad that Kirk Cameron has a chance to show us that smile again. It turns out that he is a good writer, and his inspirational words - "America, don't waste your time cryin. The best is ready to begin!" - resound in our homes, our schools, our churches, and our hearts.

Kirk, thank you for being one of the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'. You've reminded us all that as long as we've got each other, we can take anything that comes our way. America, rain or shine, all the time, we've got each other.

Take it easy on the poor guy, he is just looking for some people to show up at his birthday party NEXT year.

Who else is sick of hearing the founding fathers BS? Do they jerk off to pictures of Benjamin Franklin or something?

His new movie sounds like the Derpvinci Code. Spoilers: The Founding Fathers said God will get us through 9/11 and Obama.

No crockoduck, met be jesus

I'll sum up his article:

I'm a wealthy straight, white, married Christian with children and were all in trouble! there are terrible things happening t.....OBAMA1! WARGARBLEARGURRR HURRRR DURR11!

Ooba Tooba: Me. Although I find Franklins life quite interesting. But still, they've been gone a very long time.

On top of the worship, they completely make up shiat about them, like Jefferson never owned slaves, etc. They do the same thing with Ronald Reagan. It's farking weird.

imapirate: Who else is sick of hearing the founding fathers BS? Do they jerk off to pictures of Benjamin Franklin or something?

Well, I can't be the only one, right?

Oh man, I love it when "conservatives" trash liberals for their obsession with Hollywood, then give space for intellectual luminaries like Cameron, Jackson, Norris, Nugent, et al to tell us what's REALLY wrong with America and how to fix it.

Hey, at least The Dems have A-listers to spew their worthless opinions, the Repubs have a gaggle of washed-up has-beens and never-weres.

That man has the look of one that has sodomized himself with a banana.

Headso: Lionel Mandrake: Hey, at least The Dems have A-listers to spew their worthless opinions, the Repubs have a gaggle of washed-up has-beens and never-weres.

not true, they got that guy from Coach and Kelsey Grammer!

You mean the "I was on welfare and nobody helped me!!1!" guy? He's hilarious.

I do like Kelsey Grammer, though

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No crockoduck, met be jesus

Yeah, about that. (new window)

Even my super fundy, pray with his wife over the phone everyday at 10AM and 2PM, super Christian coworker accepts the reality of evolution. He's a "the soul of man" is what God created, theistic evolution, man as the end result Christian, and I'm OK with that, as he is not out trying to get that jammed into public schools.

Lionel Mandrake: Hey, at least The Dems have A-listers to spew their worthless opinions, the Repubs have a gaggle of washed-up has-beens and never-weres.

They have Victoria Jackson, star of such films as..........*crickets*

Lionel Mandrake: Oh man, I love it when "conservatives" trash liberals for their obsession with Hollywood, then give space for intellectual luminaries like Cameron, Jackson, Norris, Nugent, et al to tell us what's REALLY wrong with America and how to fix it.

I'm pretty sure that the GOP thinks Hypocrites was a Greek philosopher

Bananas, you can't explain that.

Anyone know offhand what monument he's talking about in the trailer? The Derpington Monument?

TheKnownUniverse: In a world gone mad with liberalism and black people, only one man had the courage... the strength... the mental fortitude... to look at monuments and historical artifacts with a look of deep derp concern and confusion.

FTFY