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Tjos Weel
2012-01-26 12:36:36 PM
This isnt anything new.
Same research was shown for mutual fund managers at least two decades ago.
Its why an index fund should be a part of everyone's investment portfolio.
RumsfeldsReplacement
2012-01-26 12:58:40 PM
Bingo. The expected return is equal if you stay in one asset class.
The only difference between an index fund and an actively managed fund is the fees.
Needlessly Complicated
2012-01-26 01:20:09 PM
Dilbert
did it.
jayhawk88
2012-01-26 01:21:56 PM
So help a finance plebe out here...Why would you ever invest money into a hedge fund if your chance of making money is essentially the same as throwing it all down on a roulette wheel?
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 01:27:33 PM
Credit: Brinson, Singer and Beebower
RumsfeldsReplacement
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Bingo. The expected return is equal if you stay in one asset class.
The only difference between an index fund and an actively managed fund is the fees.
Well, not absolutely, as the graph shows. And of course, your comment should not be misconstrued as "Buy DIA AND RAKE IN MONEY LOLOL", but I'm sure it will.
I also await the "WSJ dartboard contest" citer, who doesn't read the actual returns and concludes that human asset allocation failed.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-26 01:35:46 PM
Treygreen13
DIA?
Its SPY that allows you to rake in the money!!!!3!
/Amused that market timing is smaller than "Other"
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 01:39:10 PM
jayhawk88
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So help a finance plebe out here...Why would you ever invest money into a hedge fund if your chance of making money is essentially the same as throwing it all down on a roulette wheel?
The reason why 75% aren't returning more than their fees is because their fees are so high, not because investing isn't returning them any money.
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 01:47:55 PM
Tjos Weel
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Treygreen13
DIA?
Its SPY that allows you to rake in the money!!!!3!
/Amused that market timing is smaller than "Other"
It is. I have the Brinson study printed out somewhere in my desk but can't find it at the moment.
If anyone wants to read the study, (which I doubt anyone will) it's:
"Determinants of Portfolio Performance II: An Update, Brinson, Gary P., Singer, Brian D. and Beebower, Gilbert L., Financial Analysts Journal, May-June 1991, pp 40-48"
At any rate, I think it's an argument for ETFs, rather than an argument that investing is risky as compared to gambling. Or monkeys, as the study mentions once as a throw-away line. There were no monkeys investing in this scenario.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-26 01:58:48 PM
Treygreen13
I think it's an argument for ETFs, rather than an argument that investing is risky as compared to gambling.
Agreed. Im also sure there are some managers that, even after fees, can beat the appropriate index. But I dont know how to figure out who they are.
But yeah, the comparison of the stock market to gambling is silly.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-26 01:59:36 PM
FTA:
"You couldn't make it up. Nearly half of all Fund of Hedge Fund managers, the academics report, delivered "negative after-fees alpha when benchmarked against the hedge-fund indices." In other words they couldn't even keep up with the index."
So if you look at all the hedge fund managers, nearly half of them couldn't beat an index comprised of hedge funds? Isn't that sort of a mathematical certainty, like half of all students score below the median score?
What am I missing?
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-26 02:00:18 PM
jayhawk88
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So help a finance plebe out here...Why would you ever invest money into a hedge fund if your chance of making money is essentially the same as throwing it all down on a roulette wheel?
A few reasons.
1. Some guy swears up and down that he's been killing the market by investing with X Fund and you need to get in because it's a sure thing.
2. You're at a party and everyone has cool sounding hedge funds and you're standing around with your dick in your hand with some n00b index fund.
3. Marketing.
4. Some guy will come after me in the thread to tell me what a stupid, unsophisticated dolt I am for not getting into hedge funds like him because he's cleaning up and people will read that and believe that this guys lucky streak is reproducible for them.
A better question: why do people gamble?
there their theyre
2012-01-26 02:00:57 PM
Treygreen13
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jayhawk88: So help a finance plebe out here...Why would you ever invest money into a hedge fund if your chance of making money is essentially the same as throwing it all down on a roulette wheel?
The reason why 75% aren't returning more than their fees is because their fees are so high, not because investing isn't returning them any money.
Hedge funds are doing exactly what they are supposed to. Generate large sums of cash for the managers. Fund does bad, oh well, give me my 5%. Fund does well, give my my 5% and 15% of the gains.
imontheinternet
2012-01-26 02:01:27 PM
Let your past guide your future. Simian Financial
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 02:01:27 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
:
FTA:
"You couldn't make it up. Nearly half of all Fund of Hedge Fund managers, the academics report, delivered "negative
after-fees alpha
when benchmarked against the hedge-fund indices." In other words they couldn't even keep up with the index."
So if you look at all the hedge fund managers, nearly half of them couldn't beat an index comprised of hedge funds? Isn't that sort of a mathematical certainty, like half of all students score below the median score?
What am I missing?
The bolded part.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-26 02:05:02 PM
Treygreen13
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Debeo Summa Credo: FTA:
"You couldn't make it up. Nearly half of all Fund of Hedge Fund managers, the academics report, delivered "negative after-fees alpha when benchmarked against the hedge-fund indices." In other words they couldn't even keep up with the index."
So if you look at all the hedge fund managers, nearly half of them couldn't beat an index comprised of hedge funds? Isn't that sort of a mathematical certainty, like half of all students score below the median score?
What am I missing?
The bolded part.
But the 'alpha' would be excess risk adjusted return compared to the benchmark return, with the benchmark being a hedge fund index, no? So my question remains - if you compare a bunch of funds to an index comprising those funds, wouldn't you end up with half of them providing negative alpha?
Or is it because a 'fund-of-funds' is supposed to create alpha when compared to an index of funds.
tricycleracer
2012-01-26 02:05:17 PM
Rapmaster2000
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2. You're at a party and everyone has cool sounding hedge funds and you're standing around with your dick in your hand with some n00b index fund.
At parties, I share with everyone my investment strategy: go long in mashed potato futures.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-26 02:09:16 PM
tricycleracer
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Rapmaster2000: 2. You're at a party and everyone has cool sounding hedge funds and you're standing around with your dick in your hand with some n00b index fund.
At parties, I share with everyone my investment strategy: go long in mashed potato futures.
That's my problem. I always go short. No one is ever impressed.
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 02:09:17 PM
Rapmaster2000
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A better question: why do people gamble?
Smart people gamble for entertainment.
Dumb people gamble to make money.
*note that this does not apply to games of skill, such as poker*
there their theyre
:
Hedge funds are doing exactly what they are supposed to. Generate large sums of cash for the managers. Fund does bad, oh well, give me my 5%. Fund does well, give my my 5% and 15% of the gains.
Nobody is forced to invest in a hedge fund. Hedge Fund Managers are the 1st round draft picks of the financial world - people are willing to pay a premium for the knowledge and guidance of a hedge fund manager and are (at times) rewarded appropriately... at times ludicrously. People with enough money to dabble in hedge funds are not investing their "double this or eat cat food forever" money in hedge funds.
It's the responsibility of a financial advisor to be sure that any client is suitable for an amount of risk they take on. There are (without a doubt) a number of sharks out there churning and burning their client's assets into nothing for their own personal gain, but reports like this (and industry/government wide reporting standards) can demonstrate to a potential investor the success or failure of a potential broker/hedge fund.
And there is a certain amount of "buyer beware" here too. If you (or anyone you know) want to invest a large sum of money, do your research and don't just blindly throw it at anyone in a suit.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-26 02:10:27 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
Or is it because a 'fund-of-funds' is supposed to create alpha when compared to an index of funds.
there ya go.
The fund-of-fund manager is only supposed to pick out the best of the funds and ignore the worst. Therefore, he should perform better than an index of the funds. But, they cant consistently beat the index by an amount greater than their fee, so you are generally better off with just going with the low-fee index instead.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-26 02:11:57 PM
Treygreen13
:
Rapmaster2000: A better question: why do people gamble?
Smart people gamble for entertainment.
Dumb people gamble to make money.
*note that this does not apply to games of skill, such as poker*
I play video blackjack at the bar and attempt to nurse the $20 I put into the machine into at least five drinks. After tips on each one I end up with 5 drinks for $25-30. So it's like playing video games while drinking. Hmmm, maybe I should just stay at home.
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 02:12:49 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
:
But the 'alpha' would be excess risk adjusted return compared to the benchmark return, with the benchmark being a hedge fund index, no? So my question remains - if you compare a bunch of funds to an index comprising those funds, wouldn't you end up with half of them providing negative alpha?
Oh, I see what you're getting at there. The article needs to be more specific here so we can find exactly what they're comparing.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-26 02:14:11 PM
Tjos Weel
:
Debeo Summa Credo
Or is it because a 'fund-of-funds' is supposed to create alpha when compared to an index of funds.
there ya go.
The fund-of-fund manager is only supposed to pick out the best of the funds and ignore the worst. Therefore, he should perform better than an index of the funds. But, they cant consistently beat the index by an amount greater than their fee, so you are generally better off with just going with the low-fee index instead.
Yeah, okay, thanks. Similar to a mutual fund manager not beating a stock index.
As an aside, Is there even a low-fee hedge fund index to invest in? Wouldn't think that would be possible as you can't trade in or out of hedge funds at will.
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 02:16:15 PM
Tjos Weel
:
But, they cant consistently beat the index by an amount greater than their fee, so you are generally better off with just going with the low-fee index instead.
And working with a professional/doing your research so you know which ETFs you want to be in, and why.
Plus, while we consider the Brinson study to show that asset allocation is the driving force, the other factors *do* add up to 8.55% of the returns and should not be ignored.
Tjos Weel
2012-01-26 02:21:23 PM
Treygreen13
And working with a professional/doing your research so you know which ETFs you want to be in, and why.
Of course. There is a place for financial advisors/managers. It just might not be where lots of them currently are.
mod3072
2012-01-26 02:26:17 PM
Oh man. I'm at least as smart as a monkey. I'm gonna be rich!!
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 02:31:10 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
:
As an aside, Is there even a low-fee hedge fund index to invest in? Wouldn't think that would be possible as you can't trade in or out of hedge funds at will.
I've never dealt with anything like that, although I imagine somebody offers it. You could probably try to replicate the performance of a hedge fund on your own, but they do get paid as much as they do for a reason... even if this article disagrees.
nelsonal
2012-01-26 03:19:38 PM
jayhawk88
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So help a finance plebe out here...Why would you ever invest money into a hedge fund if your chance of making money is essentially the same as throwing it all down on a roulette wheel?
Because last year they made a crap ton of money, usually.
Odd because I was pretty sure Lo's paper (and others) pointed out that hedge funds essentially are put writers (who trade fairly high returns most of the time with catestrophic losses occasionally). The paper was on funds of funds, so I'm less surprised.
ohknaks
2012-01-26 03:50:06 PM
Treygreen13
:
I've never dealt with anything like that, although I imagine somebody offers it. You could probably try to replicate the performance of a hedge fund on your own, but they do get paid as much as they do for a reason... even if this article disagrees.
I doubt you could. Most hedge funds these days are run entirely on computerized trading and use arbitrage pretty extensively.
That said, most people seem to think a mutual fund and a hedge fund are the same thing, they are not.
BiffDangler
2012-01-26 04:10:23 PM
Didn't anyone else notice that the study is not about weather or not hedge funds create value, but about weather or not hedge fund of funds create value?
Why Yes I Am A Wizard
2012-01-26 06:08:15 PM
Hell,
The Grand Martingale System
would work as well (or better).
Stock trading is no better than gambling since people are irrational.
Treygreen13
2012-01-26 06:17:12 PM
Why Yes I Am A Wizard
:
Hell, The Grand Martingale System would work as well (or better).
Stock trading is no better than gambling since people are irrational.
Well, it's only no better than gambling if you're irrational too.
Cue the Investor Sentiment Cycle.
Or, "Why you should be long in your financial dealings"
NURBS
2012-01-26 07:42:21 PM
Treygreen13
:
Why Yes I Am A Wizard: Hell, The Grand Martingale System would work as well (or better).
Stock trading is no better than gambling since people are irrational.
Well, it's only no better than gambling if you're irrational too.
Cue the Investor Sentiment Cycle.
[sidoxia.files.wordpress.com image 640x424]
Or, "Why you should be long in your financial dealings"
I'm totally stealing that graphic :D
And isn't that why you should have predetermined sell-at points, both above and below what you got in at, before you buy? So as to remove as much emotion as possible from the whole thing?
bugmn99
2012-01-26 11:50:26 PM
I read that as hedge hog.
Need me to manage any finances for you?
Bhasayate
2012-01-27 01:33:00 AM
huh? I'm completely confused.
dumbobruni
2012-01-27 07:14:17 AM
Bhasayate
:
huh? I'm completely confused.
the author of the article has a misleading headline.
this isn't about hedge funds, but hedge funds-of-funds (investment funds that diversify among a group of hedge fund managers)
in theory it is a good idea to diversify the risk among several asset managers. in practice it does not work due to the huge fees that are incurred along the way. the typical hedge fund charges a 2% (of assets) management fee plus 20% of any gains. the hedge fund-of-funds also charges 2% of assets and then takes 20% of any remaining gains.
/used to work in that sector
//my firm didn't charge for performance, and as a result it almost always beat its peers!
dumbobruni
2012-01-27 07:20:18 AM
and in case your brain is not hurting yet, there are funds that are bascially fund-of-funds-of-funds.
/a fool and his money are easily parted
//especially wealthy fools!
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