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Premiere League soccer is headed for the same fate as the NFL. With pic of fans who understand why
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Lifeless
2012-01-26 10:05:17 AM
Unequaled heights of profit and international television ratings?
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-26 10:07:39 AM
Because of America?
I thought people liked us more because of Obama.
ThatGuyGreg
2012-01-26 10:08:12 AM
So, a salary cap? BFD.
Also:
Lifeless
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Unequaled heights of profit and international television ratings?
p the boiler
2012-01-26 10:09:44 AM
What brand of English was he using to articulate his point?
He could have just said people are mean now and fans think they know more than the people paid to play, coach, ref a game. These people think their opinion is the most important one and have learned to hate the teams they say they support - oh, and everyone thinks there is conspiracy.
BloodySaxon
2012-01-26 10:15:32 AM
Hands down the most successful sports product in world history?
Unlikely!
RalphW
2012-01-26 10:17:19 AM
p the boiler
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What brand of English was he using to articulate his point?
He could have just said people are mean now and fans think they know more than the people paid to play, coach, ref a game. These people think their opinion is the most important one and have learned to hate the teams they say they support - oh, and everyone thinks there is conspiracy.
Yeah. How dare he not dumb down his writing. Doesn't he know people in America might be reading this stuff?
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-26 10:37:17 AM
What they need is a Christian player who fascinates the media and draws new fans into the league which make the old fans hate both the player and his loudmouth, know-nothing, n00b supporters.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-26 10:42:05 AM
Lifeless
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Unequaled heights of profit and international television ratings?
Done in one.
SmackLT
2012-01-26 10:42:56 AM
RalphW
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Yeah. How dare he not dumb down his writing. Doesn't he know people in America might be reading this stuff?
Me not undrestand riting. NFL in englnd nao?
p the boiler
2012-01-26 10:45:25 AM
RalphW
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p the boiler: What brand of English was he using to articulate his point?
He could have just said people are mean now and fans think they know more than the people paid to play, coach, ref a game. These people think their opinion is the most important one and have learned to hate the teams they say they support - oh, and everyone thinks there is conspiracy.
Yeah. How dare he not dumb down his writing. Doesn't he know people in America might be reading this stuff?
exactly! USA USA USA
Mike_LowELL
2012-01-26 10:50:27 AM
Lifeless
:
Unequaled heights of
profit and
international television ratings
?
Sorry, NBA thread is thattaway.
p the boiler
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He could have just said people are mean now and fans think they know more than the people paid to play, coach, ref a game. These people think their opinion is the most important one and have learned to hate the teams they say they support - oh, and everyone thinks there is conspiracy.
HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED BY LONG-FORM WRITING
Marcus Aurelius
2012-01-26 10:51:27 AM
Endless commercial breaks? That's hard to do with European football. Maybe a split screen, with the game on one side and the commercials on the other...
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-26 10:53:23 AM
Victoria Concordia Crescit.
People just need to remember that.
BloodySaxon
2012-01-26 10:56:37 AM
Marcus Aurelius
:
Endless commercial breaks? That's hard to do with European football. Maybe a split screen, with the game on one side and the commercials on the other...
At least we'd have something to watch.
TonnageVT
2012-01-26 10:58:48 AM
BloodySaxon
:
At least we'd have something to watch.
Yeah, because nothing says exciting like light beer commercials every 2 minutes!
Homer Nixon
2012-01-26 10:59:54 AM
European football has become an arms race between a select few teams with owners who don't care about operating at a loss year after year. The fair play initiative is well intentioned but I don't see it solving the problem. The EPL is more like MLB than the NFL. Frankly the NFL is competitive and exciting becuz sochulism.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-26 11:00:49 AM
TonnageVT
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BloodySaxon: At least we'd have something to watch.
Yeah, because nothing says exciting like light beer commercials every 2 minutes!
HEY...there's ED pill ads too.
Starhawk
2012-01-26 11:09:58 AM
Can't believe I'm the first to note... the
Premiere
League? Do they hold events in a cinema? Do they only play rookies?
expobill
2012-01-26 11:24:19 AM
is thread about those primadonnas in the EPL, or comparing football to throwball?
TonnageVT
2012-01-26 11:29:14 AM
expobill
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is thread about those primadonnas in the EPL, or comparing football to throwball?
Well, the article is about how people just biatch and moan about all things football. Which I agree with to a certain point. I'm guilty of it myself. I remember going to Old Trafford as a kid and being in awe of the terrace atmosphere in the Stretford End. Flags waving, crowd singing, winning or losing, it was still special...That atmosphere doesn't exist anymore. Pretty soon, we'll see crowds booing their own players, they already do it with managers (see Rovers).
The thread is mainly people who didn't bother reading the article and saw "NFL" and wanted to have a wank in another thread.
Daniels
2012-01-26 11:35:25 AM
And EPL tickets are reasonable compared to NFL tickets. Just wait until more NFL owners get a hold of teams and ruin the league.
/and Saudi oil billionaires.
insano
2012-01-26 11:42:00 AM
I don't get it. It sounds from the article like the problem is money in general, not just American money as the picture suggests. Or am I to believe that American money=bad and russian/saudi money=good?
Overpaid athletes may be an American invention, but we no longer own the rights.
TheKnownUniverse
2012-01-26 12:02:21 PM
Red fury: Liverpool fans vent their feelings towards their American owners
I'm fairly sure that picture is about the old American owners. Liverpool fans are pretty happy about the new American owner.
They will pop up like angry meerkats accusing the official responsible of everything from blindness, through incompetence, to being part of widespread collusion to do down their club.
That's almost every sport everywhere ever. Also there should be more meerkats at sporting events. That would be super adorable.
Richard Sauce
2012-01-26 12:03:19 PM
It's America's fault that fanatical sports fans often behave like assholes? I did not read the entire FA, but from what I did that was all I got...
Langston
2012-01-26 12:25:24 PM
TheKnownUniverse
:
That's almost every sport everywhere ever. Also there should be more meerkats at sporting events. That would be super adorable.
Arsenal already has one:
/also stands around a lot
rjakobi
2012-01-26 01:06:30 PM
Rapmaster2000
:
What they need is a Christian player who fascinates the media and draws new fans into the league which make the old fans hate both the player and his loudmouth, know-nothing, n00b supporters.
Christian Viera?
TheKnownUniverse
2012-01-26 01:14:40 PM
Langston
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TheKnownUniverse: That's almost every sport everywhere ever. Also there should be more meerkats at sporting events. That would be super adorable.
Arsenal already has one:
[qoo6.com image 320x240]
/also stands around a lot
Hakuna matata!
sloughtown4ever
2012-01-26 01:50:04 PM
As a life long (25 years) Man United supporter, who used to love the game, the article is spot on. I watch the game, but I don't love it any more. It's now just something that's on for two hours I'll watch, be partially interested in then forget about an hour later
AliceBToklasLives
2012-01-26 01:56:24 PM
Homer Nixon
:
European football has become an arms race between a select few teams with owners who don't care about operating at a loss year after year. The fair play initiative is well intentioned but I don't see it solving the problem. The EPL is more like MLB than the NFL. Frankly the NFL is competitive and exciting becuz sochulism.
THIS
Compare the EPL with U.S. sports leagues:
Last 10 completed seasons:
MLB - 8 different champs - 13 different pennant winners
NFL - 7 champs and 14 Super Bowl participants
NBA - 6 and 9
NHL - 9 and 14
EPL - 3 and 4
InmanRoshi
2012-01-26 02:37:20 PM
As an American, I made a resolution to pick a EPL team and follow them this season. I gave up after a couple of months. The lack of parity is worse than anything the MLB could ever dream of. The shameless mercenary attitude of the players make LeBron look like Robin Yount or Ray Bourque. There's just a very corporate and soulless culture that permeates the entire league that I just found very un-alluring.
I'm still committed to a greater understanding and appreciation of the game, but I just find myself more drawn towards Bundesliga, or even MLS, matches. I fully recognize all my criticisms could equally apply to any of the major American sporting leagues, but at least I grew up around those and can still wrap myself in the cocoon to nostalgia to delude myself otherwise.
yelmrog
2012-01-26 02:55:46 PM
BloodySaxon
:
Marcus Aurelius: Endless commercial breaks? That's hard to do with European football. Maybe a split screen, with the game on one side and the commercials on the other...
At least we'd have something to watch.
oh look, mommy finally let timmy back on the computer so he can troll again.
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-26 02:58:21 PM
Homer Nixon
:
European football has become an arms race between a select few teams with owners who don't care about operating at a loss year after year. The fair play initiative is well intentioned but I don't see it solving the problem. The EPL is more like MLB than the NFL. Frankly the NFL is competitive and exciting becuz sochulism.
Obama is that you?
Daniels
2012-01-26 05:26:41 PM
AliceBToklasLives
:
THIS
Compare the EPL with U.S. sports leagues:
Last 10 completed seasons:
MLB - 8 different champs - 13 different pennant winners
NFL - 7 champs and 14 Super Bowl participants
NBA - 6 and 9
NHL - 9 and 14
EPL - 3 and 4
American sports have a bigger range of champions because of the randomness of playoffs. If we, as a nation, decided that the team who won the most games over six months instead of 3 weeks was the best, there'd be far fewer champs. Baseball would pretty much be the Yankees, Angels, Mets, Red Sox, and Phillies. Football would be the Patriots, Colts, and not much else.
Playoffs exist so the 10th best team can have the same shot at a title as the 1st best team. Even though they just played six months to figure out who the 1st best team was. It's kinda stupid when you think about it.
Daniels
2012-01-26 05:29:06 PM
Homer Nixon
:
European football has become an arms race between a select few teams with owners who don't care about operating at a loss year after year. The fair play initiative is well intentioned but I don't see it solving the problem. The EPL is more like MLB than the NFL. Frankly the NFL is competitive and exciting becuz sochulism.
The NFL is exciting because of rotating schedules, non-guaranteed contracts, and their playoff structure. The socialism allows there to still be a viable football team in Buffalo, NY and Green Bay, WI.
Lunchlady
2012-01-26 05:40:40 PM
Daniels
:
Homer Nixon: European football has become an arms race between a select few teams with owners who don't care about operating at a loss year after year. The fair play initiative is well intentioned but I don't see it solving the problem. The EPL is more like MLB than the NFL. Frankly the NFL is competitive and exciting becuz sochulism.
The NFL is exciting because of rotating schedules, non-guaranteed contracts, and their playoff structure. The socialism allows there to still be a viable football team in Buffalo, NY and Green Bay, WI.
I think Jacksonville missed that memo.
Kurohone
2012-01-26 06:00:24 PM
Daniels
:
AliceBToklasLives: THIS
Compare the EPL with U.S. sports leagues:
Last 10 completed seasons:
MLB - 8 different champs - 13 different pennant winners
NFL - 7 champs and 14 Super Bowl participants
NBA - 6 and 9
NHL - 9 and 14
EPL - 3 and 4
American sports have a bigger range of champions because of the randomness of playoffs. If we, as a nation, decided that the team who won the most games over six months instead of 3 weeks was the best, there'd be far fewer champs. Baseball would pretty much be the Yankees, Angels, Mets, Red Sox, and Phillies. Football would be the Patriots, Colts, and not much else.
Playoffs exist so the 10th best team can have the same shot at a title as the 1st best team. Even though they just played six months to figure out who the 1st best team was. It's kinda stupid when you think about it.
Let's see...
Regular Season Champions (last 10 awarded):
NHL - 7 teams in 10 years
NFL - 8 teams (including a 3-way tie in 2002)
NBA - 9 teams
Didn't get to MLB due to time.
Daniels
2012-01-26 07:02:08 PM
NFL - 8 teams (including a 3-way tie in 2002)
I am relatively comfortable in saying that if 2002-2010 Colts didn't concede the last two or three weeks of every season they'd have 13-14 wins more often than not.
AliceBToklasLives
2012-01-26 08:10:41 PM
Daniels
:
AliceBToklasLives: THIS
Compare the EPL with U.S. sports leagues:
Last 10 completed seasons:
MLB - 8 different champs - 13 different pennant winners
NFL - 7 champs and 14 Super Bowl participants
NBA - 6 and 9
NHL - 9 and 14
EPL - 3 and 4
American sports have a bigger range of champions because of the randomness of playoffs. If we, as a nation, decided that the team who won the most games over six months instead of 3 weeks was the best, there'd be far fewer champs. Baseball would pretty much be the Yankees, Angels, Mets, Red Sox, and Phillies. Football would be the Patriots, Colts, and not much else.
Playoffs exist so the 10th best team can have the same shot at a title as the 1st best team. Even though they just played six months to figure out who the 1st best team was. It's kinda stupid when you think about it.
Playoffs exist so teams make more $$$$$ and, more importantly, to keep fans of that #10 team interested.
/+ there are a million and one soccer "playoffs" at club and national levels.
//That said, why not draw a distinction between the "champion" and the "best team"? If, say, the Giants win the Super Bowl, I'm still comfortably saying they were the not best team this year. But they would still be the champions.
scandalrag
2012-01-26 10:09:57 PM
Kurohone
:
Daniels: AliceBToklasLives: THIS
Compare the EPL with U.S. sports leagues:
Last 10 completed seasons:
MLB - 8 different champs - 13 different pennant winners
NFL - 7 champs and 14 Super Bowl participants
NBA - 6 and 9
NHL - 9 and 14
EPL - 3 and 4
American sports have a bigger range of champions because of the randomness of playoffs. If we, as a nation, decided that the team who won the most games over six months instead of 3 weeks was the best, there'd be far fewer champs. Baseball would pretty much be the Yankees, Angels, Mets, Red Sox, and Phillies. Football would be the Patriots, Colts, and not much else.
Playoffs exist so the 10th best team can have the same shot at a title as the 1st best team. Even though they just played six months to figure out who the 1st best team was. It's kinda stupid when you think about it.
Let's see...
Regular Season Champions (last 10 awarded):
NHL - 7 teams in 10 years
NFL - 8 teams (including a 3-way tie in 2002)
NBA - 9 teams
Didn't get to MLB due to time.
MLB 8 Teams (Phillies, Yankees, Angels, Indians, Cards, Braves, Mets and A's).
The EPL is just the easiest way for a billionaire foreigner to buy an trophy. Which is REALLY stupid when you think about it.
Gordon Bennett
2012-01-27 12:25:26 AM
sloughtown4ever
:
As a life long (25 years) Man United supporter, who used to love the game, the article is spot on. I watch the game, but I don't love it any more. It's now just something that's on for two hours I'll watch, be partially interested in then forget about an hour later
You might prefer
FC United of Manchester
(new window). It's a small, fan-owned, community-oriented team formed by Man United fans who left following Malcolm Glazer's extremely cynical and nasty takeover of Manchester United.
They're the only English team I genuinely like and admire, though I do have a tiny wee soft spot for Liverpool for some reason. Perhaps because they also sing YNWA.
sloughtown4ever
2012-01-27 02:47:52 AM
Gordon Bennett
:
sloughtown4ever: As a life long (25 years) Man United supporter, who used to love the game, the article is spot on. I watch the game, but I don't love it any more. It's now just something that's on for two hours I'll watch, be partially interested in then forget about an hour later
You might prefer FC United of Manchester (new window). It's a small, fan-owned, community-oriented team formed by Man United fans who left following Malcolm Glazer's extremely cynical and nasty takeover of Manchester United.
They're the only English team I genuinely like and admire, though I do have a tiny wee soft spot for Liverpool for some reason. Perhaps because they also sing YNWA.
I'm fully aware of FCUM, just like I'm aware of AFC Wimbledon. But it's the whole game I've grown tired of, not just United.
BloodySaxon
2012-01-27 07:43:56 AM
yelmrog
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BloodySaxon: Marcus Aurelius: Endless commercial breaks? That's hard to do with European football. Maybe a split screen, with the game on one side and the commercials on the other...
At least we'd have something to watch.
oh look, mommy finally let timmy back on the computer so he can troll again.
Why are Timmy's trolling habits topical? Do you think his grounding was justified?
Hey, even this mystery is more interesting than soccer!
Swiss Colony
2012-01-27 09:33:43 AM
Marcus Aurelius
:
Endless commercial breaks? That's hard to do with European football. Maybe a split screen, with the game on one side and the commercials on the other...
Please don't. In Spain they already cut to picture in picture advertising. Very annoying.
I'm not sure about going the way of the NFL, but the love has gone from the game. People only care about results now, not their team. The abuse some of the manager get is nauseating. the fans must know that the manager wants the same as tehy do - success, but the feel if he loses three games on the trot they have the right to call him a c*nt and demand he lose his job.
Cajnik
2012-01-27 03:28:24 PM
Oh hai guys, did you see that NFL clip with Bill Maher? It was totes super
In all seriousness, if you want to have a drink with a player from
your
team, support a local 2nd, 3rd or city league team. The guys from
TFA
are professionals, ffs. As much as you fantasize about it, they don't care about you.
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