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(Bring Me The News) Scary Falcon Heights mayor loses SUV in lake, promises wife he'll get new hobby   (bringmethenews.com) divider line 18
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Gunny Highway
2012-01-26 01:19:14 PM
I hope they check the trunk for missing kids.
 
SkittlesAreYum
2012-01-26 01:33:31 PM
Sports tab why?
 
fatalvenom
2012-01-26 01:34:42 PM
SkittlesAreYum: Sports tab why?

They have wrestling threads, don't they?
 
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-26 01:48:38 PM
Lake! Big Lake!
 
hp6sa
2012-01-26 01:53:49 PM
Fun facts: Falcon Heights, MN consists almost entirely of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities "St. Paul" campus and the MN State Fairground.

I seriously don't know why they need a separate city and mayor.
 
Wadded Beef
2012-01-26 03:01:07 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Lake! Big Lake!

Automobeeeeeeeele?...
 
LeroyBourne
2012-01-26 03:04:21 PM
I'd say deep sea fishing or even spear fishing is a sport, but ice fishing? No.
 
roc6783
2012-01-26 03:06:12 PM
LeroyBourne: I'd say deep sea fishing or even spear fishing is a sport, but ice fishing? No.

Good thing the headline says hobby?
 
hobnail
2012-01-26 03:56:04 PM
hp6sa: Fun facts: Falcon Heights, MN consists almost entirely of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities "St. Paul" campus and the MN State Fairground.

I seriously don't know why they need a separate city and mayor.

Let's not forget Merwyn Liquors (on the corner by Dino's) which might be the saddest excuse for a liquor store I've ever seen.
 
beergut666
2012-01-26 04:12:18 PM
hobnail: hp6sa: Fun facts: Falcon Heights, MN consists almost entirely of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities "St. Paul" campus and the MN State Fairground.

I seriously don't know why they need a separate city and mayor.

Let's not forget Merwyn Liquors (on the corner by Dino's) which might be the saddest excuse for a liquor store I've ever seen.

I love that place due to the fact that no one shops there for high end beer and they always get limited release stuff there. I went there every day for a week straight (not on Sunday though due to Minnesota's awesome liquor laws) and bought a bottle of Surly Darkness, most stores sold out of it the day it got delivered.
 
bikerific
2012-01-26 04:16:04 PM
Is "got disoriented" code for "drunk?"
 
skrame
2012-01-26 04:25:18 PM
"On a scale of 1-10 it was a 12."

Sayings like that piss me off more than they should.
 
skrame
2012-01-26 04:27:36 PM
Also, I wonder if the newscaster talks like that all the time. Damn, that's an annoying voice.

..when he got disooorientated in the daaa-ark... drove into a patch of open waaater.
 
hobnail
2012-01-26 05:19:07 PM
beergut666:
I love that place due to the fact that no one shops there for high end beer and they always get limited release stuff there. I went there every day for a week straight (not on Sunday though due to Minnesota's awesome liquor laws) and bought a bottle of Surly Darkness, most stores sold out of it the day it got delivered.

Hmmm. Only time I was in there was to check out their (practically nonexistent) whiskey selection. I don't drink much beer any more.

skrame: Also, I wonder if the newscaster talks like that all the time. Damn, that's an annoying voice.

..when he got disooorientated in the daaa-ark... drove into a patch of open waaater.

Didn't watch the video but I'm guessing Tim Blotz? Thinks he's Edward Farking Murrow.
 
Allewiscious
2012-01-26 07:21:28 PM
Gunny Highway: I hope they check the trunk for missing kids.

Awesome.
 
Fursecution
2012-01-26 07:37:35 PM
Allewiscious: Gunny Highway: I hope they check the trunk for missing kids.

Awesome.

Yeah, this thread was over in one.

/Also, spent 15 minutes looking up the political boundaries around here...
//If anybody else is interested: http://g.co/maps/w7yge (new window)
 
Compact Travel Size
2012-01-26 08:20:58 PM
Maybe it was an assassination attempt by the mayor of White Bear Lake who wants the 12 days of fun ending Labor Day for his own city.

/used to live in neighboring Lauderdale, MN
//makes Falcon Heights look both big and classy
 
Unoriginal_Username
2012-01-26 11:21:10 PM
This should really have the obvious tag.People always loose knew vehilcles, ice huts etc at the end of the season.
I remember back home, they would constantly check thickness, tell ppl to GTFOff the ice, but there were always a few that figured they knew better.
 
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