If - IF - this is a Kaufman-esque troll, as some have suggested, the I'd support a federal law requiring Meryl Streep to turn every award she's ever won over to Victoria Jackson.

The truth, however, is that this woman is insane, and quite possibly clinically retarded.

Andy Kaufman in drag.

This is what she's really like, she's not smart enough to do a Kaufman/Clifton thing.

You don't see alcoholic gay bars either.

Hey, wait...

So is being a hypocrite, but they seem to meet every Sunday in very large, very cozy, and very loud rooms, telling each other how very Christian they really are.

"The Nation of Islam wants to kill me,"


Classic "there are organized groups of people all over the world plotting to kill me" paranoia.

/wasn't that a symptom before 9/11 changed everything?

Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don't see an alcoholic pride parade.

hubiestubert: Victoria, you haven't seen a St. Patrick's Day parade?

Damn, beaten to the punch!

She has gained a sympathetic audience with nearly every GOP candidate of the 2012 presidential campaign (excluding the guy she calls a "fake conservative," Mitt Romney).

Aha. Ms. Jackson is clearly a double reverse credibility gambit by Mr. Romney.

"What if we crashed and died on video?" she says, laughing wildly. "That would be the most viral video of the world! You'd be dead, but you'd have a really viral video!"

Her head asplode from the paradoxities.

She's nasty enough for both of us.

Maybe it is me, but she sounds drunk whenever she opens her mouth.

vpb: I don't think she says stupid things to get attention, she seems to actually be mentally retarded.

And yet, the outbursts that get her into the news seem to come at fairly regular intervals.........

But, yet, somehow, I'd still hit it.

/just shut yer yap for five minutes
^{//that still leaves me time to split}

Victoria Jackson is a Cox & Forkum cartoon brought to live via Satan.

These people are mentally ill. Any reasonable nation would recognize that people like her need help, rather than view her as a spokesperson.

yogaFLAME: She has gained a sympathetic audience with nearly every GOP candidate of the 2012 presidential campaign (excluding the guy she calls a "fake conservative," Mitt Romney).

Aha. Ms. Jackson is clearly a double reverse credibility gambit by Mr. Romney.

Are the reverse vampires and the saucer people somehow involved?

ignatius_crumbcake: If not the captain of the S.S. Tea Party, she's at least the screeching mermaid strapped to its bow.

That single line was funnier than everything Victoria Jackson has ever done.

I enjoyed this one:

...as Howard Stern recently put it, she "looks like she ate Victoria Jackson."

So it's an act? I still can't tell.

I don't care what anyone says....


She was terrible in UHF.

Never been to Germany, Ms J?

timujin: thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.

That means you, Vicki, even if they're homos.

To be fair, the Bible does say homosexuality is a sin. Of course, it says a lot of things. No eating blood, for example.

In fact, the Council of Jerusalem, as described in Acts, tried to determine how much of the Torah would apply to Gentile converts to Christianity (since Christianity was at that time considered nothing more than one of many Jewish sects). The Council determined that idolatry, eating blood, and fornication. We can probably safely assume that the Council included homosexual sex under fornication.

Anyway, point being, people who say that homosexuality is a sin in Christianity are completely correct. It's also a sin to eat a rare steak, but you don't see them getting all up in arms about that, do you? It's called hypocrisy.

(And to make sure my words aren't taken out of context: I'm not saying homosexuality is wrong. I'm saying Christianity defines it as such, and that Christianity is, on this point, wrong. Also that Christians who complain about homosexuality and don't complain about eating bloody steak are hypocrites.)

Do you think a city would give a permit for a straight sex parade?

Writer and performer Al Franken, now a Democratic U.S. senator for Minnesota, cornered her once, Victoria says. He said he was "offended" by her "ditsy" act. "Maybe I'm overcompensating," she retorted, "because everybody here is dying and going to Hell, and I'm supposed to tell them about Jesus."

Franken went white, she says. "He never talked to me again."

I cracked up. This might be the funniest thing Victoria Jackson has ever said.

"After we left [her friend's gay party], I asked my daughter what she thought," Victoria says, her eyeglasses missing an earpiece and tilting down her nose. "She said, 'It felt like they were sad and ashamed.' Out of the mouth of babes!

"If you get killed because you're gay, the murderer gets extra time. It's hilarious!

All right... b*tch get the fark out and don't forget your two-digit IQ.

I would LOVE to hear an interview with Victoria's three gay friends. What the fark are those gays thinking? I've met plenty of repressed straight-laced gay conservatives, but never ones who hang out with retarded people. Seth, Alex, and Glen, you guys had better do some interviews.