FARK.com: (6903544) "Let's go around the room. Tell us what you're in prison for." "Rape." "Murder." "Red-light camera theft." "Making faulty tits." "Robbed a ba-- wait, dude, what?"

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		"Let's go around the room. Tell us what you're in prison for." "Rape." "Murder." "Red-light camera theft." "Making faulty tits." "Robbed a ba-- wait, dude, what?" (cbc.ca)		30
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Yogimus

2012-01-26 10:32:24 AM

And creating a nuisance

kvinesknows

2012-01-26 10:33:55 AM

nice town name

imontheinternet

2012-01-26 10:34:09 AM

Crimes against titties deserve harsh punishment.

factoryconnection

2012-01-26 10:34:46 AM

Next time, dude, say "poisoning my customers." You'll get way more cred for that.

MCStymie

2012-01-26 10:34:58 AM

I know that making faulty tits isn't exactly street, but that's how I roll, motherfarkers.

Industrial silicone? No prob. Just get the good balloons from the party store, not those cheap-ass dollar store balloons that let stuff seep out.

/Got nuthin'
//Don't need nuthin'.

Jon iz teh kewl

2012-01-26 10:37:23 AM

HOW CAN U BE IN JAIL FOR RAPE
RAPE IS MAGNIFICENT

www.reggie.net

Mirrorz

2012-01-26 10:38:41 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-01-26 10:38:46 AM

"Hallo, Fawlty Titties....."

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-26 10:39:14 AM

"Poisoning thousands of people due to negligence" seems more accurate.

Jim Gordon

2012-01-26 10:39:22 AM

Ziplock bags full of sand aren't approved for this use?

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

2012-01-26 10:42:42 AM

"and creating a niusance"

jn1512

2012-01-26 10:48:25 AM

Through the Vatican?

Marcintosh

2012-01-26 10:48:44 AM

Sometimes I gets the menstrual cramps real hard . . .

Krikkitbot

2012-01-26 10:53:23 AM

Yogimus: And creating a nuisance

I kind of expected to see this in the headline somewhere. At the very least "father rapist"

\Shrink, you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
\\*walks out

way south

2012-01-26 10:53:52 AM

He made natural tits unnatural...
Don't they have a death penalty over there?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

2012-01-26 10:56:25 AM

Kudos to the police. That's a very impressive bust.

inelegy

2012-01-26 10:57:36 AM

Understands:
www.smbtraining.com

drumfreek

2012-01-26 10:59:41 AM

I thought you were going to say Rape twice....

Shakespeare's Monkey

2012-01-26 11:00:51 AM

I wonder how they could tell there was something faulty about the fake ta tas?

feefifofimmy

2012-01-26 11:01:35 AM

kvinesknows: nice town name

Looks like a little French paradis on the Med: Link (new window)

fireclown

2012-01-26 11:11:55 AM

Not exactly defective tits, but mournful tits. They were like two suicide notes in a glitter bra.

QuinnTheFetus

2012-01-26 11:13:18 AM

Sounds like a bust...

andersoncouncil42

2012-01-26 11:15:11 AM

The link is obviously broken. Where's the story on the penalties of red light camera theft? Committing rape, murder, and poisoning tens of thousands of women are things for which one should do hard time. Red light camera theft is a crime that is ripe for jury nullification.

ChromoSomes

2012-01-26 11:20:57 AM

I dated a woman who had fake fun bags. After sucking on those babies, I leaked silicon for three days.

RandomAxe

2012-01-26 11:29:38 AM

The link is obviously broken. Where's the story on the penalties of red light camera theft?

Actually, I thought it was going to be about the red-light camera thing, too. People going to jail for fraudulent plastic surgery is way more common than that.

SithLord

2012-01-26 11:30:41 AM

The one you need to be concerned with is the guy who tears tags off of mattresses. That right there is a real threat to existence.

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Speaker2Animals

2012-01-26 11:33:02 AM

kvinesknows: nice town name

feefifofimmy: kvinesknows: nice town name

Looks like a little French paradis on the Med: Link (new window)

Shouldn't it be Six Quatre Les Plages?

Sofa King Smart

2012-01-26 12:12:18 PM

maybe he can rehabilitate himself.

/group W bench.

Story

2012-01-26 12:42:30 PM

Sofa King Smart: maybe he can rehabilitate himself.

/group W bench.

Came here to see this.

Will take a seat with the father rapers and mother stabbers now.

dbrunker

2012-01-26 04:08:43 PM

Story: Sofa King Smart: maybe he can rehabilitate himself.

/group W bench.

Came here to see this.

Will take a seat with the father rapers and mother stabbers now.

"...and they all moved away."
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