themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

but what sets him apart from the rest of the field?

themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

The scum always does float to the top.

vpb: You know who else had a stab in the back theory?

Caesar?

Fark you, Larry Elder.

Hobodeluxe: themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

but what sets him apart from the rest of the field?

He likes blowjobs.

You know, I didn't notice until just now that they got rid of the political bias indicator at the top of the thread. Not that it would have told me anything I didn't already know about that headline...

vpb: You know who else had a stab in the back theory?

Monica Seles?

That's the sound of a headline falling down the stairs.

erveek: vpb: You know who else had a stab in the back theory?

Caesar?

One anecdote does not make a theory.

He's an insufferable hypocritical bastard. He's going to implode his campaign, and Romney will be back in front, just you watch.

The good old "say shiat over and over until it becomes true" strategy

Jake Havechek: Hobodeluxe: themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

but what sets him apart from the rest of the field?

He likes blowjobs.

Plenty of Republicans like them. You have to specify that in this case, he likes them from women.

Is this the same liberal media that allows Fox "News", Fox "Business", plus Rush Limbaugh and all his ilk on the air? I guess it's "liberal" if you only count all the news sources that say things you don't like.

Worked so well for Vice President Palin.

HotWingConspiracy: Worked so well for Vice President Palin.

To quote Hadley Freeman of The Guardian, the reason one doesn't hear of Palin these days is because Newt has eaten her.

Hobodeluxe: themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

but what sets him apart from the rest of the field?

His wife's phylactery is the Constitution of the United States.

Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

I hate you. I hate you so much.

Krymson Tyde: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

The scum always does float to the top.

Then why isn't Santorum leading in the polls?

He's rising to the top. Just give it some time, it will all come out in the end.

Naw, let's face it. Santorum is polling in the rear. He'll have to push real hard if he expects to come out from behind.

Wow. The only thing dumber than the author is the morons in the comments section patting him on the back. I know, I know but I still can't figure how so many people can be so butt f*cking stupid.

Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

...

I'm calling CPS. The mere fact this post exists ruins all childhood, past present and future, forever. You're a monster.

Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

I can't fap to this.

When your argument stinks, attack the messenger for not clapping loud enough.

Does Townhall or WND even employ writers anymore? It seems like you could make up a madlibs computer program that would produce output indistinguishable from whatever they have now.

What liberal media? Is there a liberal media somewhere? Perhaps I can't see it through all the media continually falling over themselves to allow conservatives to say whatever they want and presenting it, no matter how batshiat insane, as equally valid points of view, lest they be attacked as liberal.


Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that we're calling any media outlet that doesn't allow viewers to choose between the fair and balanced views of Batshiat Insane Retard One and Batshiat Insane Retard Two "liberal."

I'm sorry, but if this smarmy hypocritical douchebag is your idea of a good presidential candidate, then you are a retard.
If you're going to end up voting for him because Obama is so terrible, then you are a super-duper retard.

Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

Well hello Marysue.

/goodbye heart

more boring townhall whining about the liberal media conspiracy...hooray!

If not for major media's embrace, Obama would still be sitting in the Senate, perhaps mulling another run for the presidency.

HE PICKED SARAH PALIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

I hate you.

Jake Havechek: If people aren't allowed to cheer blow Newt in the debates, he's gonna take his balls and go home!

FTFY

i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

It never occurs to Republicans that maybe the moderate, unbiased position is far far to the left of theirs. Just because they keep running further to the right, doesn't mean that the rest of the world must also adjust in order to remain objective.

A built-in 8-10 point advantage? So Republicans are no longer trying to win, they're just trying to beat the spread?

jackthezomber: i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

You fantasize about servicing his alpha male needs, don't you?

jayhawk88: If not for major media's embrace, Obama would still be sitting in the Senate, perhaps mulling another run for the presidency.

HE PICKED SARAH PALIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Sarah Palin would be Queen now if it wasn't for that liberal media!!!

Philip Francis Queeg: jackthezomber: i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

You fantasize about servicing his alpha male needs, don't you?

well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

jayhawk88: If not for major media's embrace, Obama would still be sitting in the Senate, perhaps mulling another run for the presidency.

HE PICKED SARAH PALIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

like most republicans the author has no personal responsibility, Obama was a good candidate, we just came off 8 years of republican failure, they then nominated an ancient bore with a psychotic white trash dummy as a VP. But it's all the media's fault...