jayhawk88: If not for major media's embrace, Obama would still be sitting in the Senate, perhaps mulling another run for the presidency.

HE PICKED SARAH PALIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE FOR GOD'S SAKE!

like most republicans the author has no personal responsibility, Obama was a good candidate, we just came off 8 years of republican failure, they then nominated an ancient bore with a psychotic white trash dummy as a VP. But it's all the media's fault...

Jake Havechek: If people aren't allowed to cheer for Newt in the debates, he's gonna take his ball and go home!

Know who else wanted to take his ball and go home?

Marysue: pannis

Nope, not gonna GIS it.

jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That sentence structure is more tortured than Arthur Fielder listening to Insane Clown Posse.

Right now I am picturing Arthur Fiedler as a juggalo in clown makeup....

o_O

You owe me a new monitor and money for my therapy sessions, you bastid.

The media has distorted our image to make us look bad." Please, cut the shiat, okay? I ain't looking over my back for the media. I'm looking for attractive and successful african americans thrice-divorced, kicked-out-of-their-own-party washington insider-lobbyist hypocrites!

jackthezomber: i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

I think Newt is a pretty cool guy. He slams Libruls and doesn't afraid of anything.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Marysue: pannis

Nope, not gonna GIS it.

Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

I find Newt much more repugnant than Romney, but a democrat friend of mine was pretty convincing that Romney is actually the greater threat... not just because he has a better chance of beating Obama, but because he's craftier, slimier, more beholden to special interests (i.e. the rich) and his "moderate" tone could get more anti-poor laws and policies passed. Meanwhile, Gingrich says a lot of crazy stuff (e.g. dissolving the 9th circuit), that he probably won't or can't do. I'm curious what other farkers think of this.

vpb: You know who else had a stab in the back theory?

Piter De Vries?

jackthezomber: Philip Francis Queeg: jackthezomber: i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

You fantasize about servicing his alpha male needs, don't you?

well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

No, I'm talking about your submissive nature.

jackthezomber: Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

So what your saying is you respect brazen assholes?

Philip Francis Queeg: jackthezomber: Philip Francis Queeg: jackthezomber: i've said it before and i'll say it again. Newt is my hero. He hits it and quits it when he wants, and he always gets away with it. he's an alpha male who gets what he wants -- that's the guy i want leading the country. he won't be a pussy.

You fantasize about servicing his alpha male needs, don't you?

well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

No, I'm talking about your submissive nature.

There's submission, and then there's masochism.

tomasso: If people aren't allowed to cheer for Newt in the debates, he's gonna take his ball and go home!

Know who else wanted to take his ball and go home?

Lance Armstrong?

Exactly! But no! He had to peddle his ass all over the world.

He's not getting better.

Koalaesq: I find Newt much more repugnant than Romney, but a democrat friend of mine was pretty convincing that Romney is actually the greater threat... not just because he has a better chance of beating Obama, but because he's craftier, slimier, more beholden to special interests (i.e. the rich) and his "moderate" tone could get more anti-poor laws and policies passed. Meanwhile, Gingrich says a lot of crazy stuff (e.g. dissolving the 9th circuit), that he probably won't or can't do. I'm curious what other farkers think of this.

duh. I've registered as a Republican so I can vote for whoever has the best chance of beating Romney.

jackthezomber: Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

ok...still something to be ashamed of... then again we are on an anonymous forum though so revel in your fetish!

Philip Francis Queeg: well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

No, I'm talking about your submissive nature.

You try your best to backpedal on this one. You thought that by implying I was gay, you would be insulting me. You think gay is bad. You can try to wrap it up in "submissive" all you like. I know what you were saying, and fark you very much.

deschinc: jackthezomber: Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

So what your saying is you respect brazen assholes?

Have you ever noticed who people call 'asshole'? It's almost always men of power.

deschinc: jackthezomber: Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

So what your saying is you respect brazen assholes?

So what your saying is that with the front runners being the slimy Newt, and the well tanned and perfectly groomed Romney, Republicans must choose between a brazen asshole and a bronzed asshole?

jackthezomber: Have you ever noticed who people call 'asshole'? It's almost always men of power.

... No, it's usually the asshole who rides to the end of the merge and then tries to take off my bumper because he's certain he's so much more important than I.

If that's your idea of "power" then stay the fark off my bumper.

Wow, from reading that article, you'd think Newt shat apples and quickly made apple pie from it. Throw in a dollop of Pandering flavor ice cream on top and you may just have the whole she-bang. Or as Newt would prefer it, she-blow.

Romney is like a snake in the grass, Gingrich is like a steaming pile of dog doo.

The guy has a point when he says the media has ignored Obama's prep school grades. Damn media.

jackthezomber: Philip Francis Queeg: well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

No, I'm talking about your submissive nature.

You try your best to backpedal on this one. You thought that by implying I was gay, you would be insulting me. You think gay is bad. You can try to wrap it up in "submissive" all you like. I know what you were saying, and fark you very much.
Nope, you are just wrong on that.

But hey, if I'm an asshole who says things with impunity, you'll love me like you love Newt, right? I

I give it a 5 and a plus 1 for the "Hero" tag for a total of six.

Mediocre troll is mediocre.

More_Like_A_Stain: deschinc: jackthezomber: Headso: jackthezomber: do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

being attracted to Newt is something to be ashamed of...

i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

So what your saying is you respect brazen assholes?

So what your saying is that with the front runners being the slimy Newt, and the well tanned and perfectly groomed Romney, Republicans must choose between a brazen asshole and a bronzed asshole?

Don't forget Jesus's asshole and ASS HOLE are still in the mix.

jackthezomber: Have you ever noticed who people call 'asshole'? It's almost always men of power.

Well he is one of the best people republicans have to offer.

Koalaesq: I find Newt much more repugnant than Romney, but a democrat friend of mine was pretty convincing that Romney is actually the greater threat... not just because he has a better chance of beating Obama, but because he's craftier, slimier, more beholden to special interests (i.e. the rich) and his "moderate" tone could get more anti-poor laws and policies passed. Meanwhile, Gingrich says a lot of crazy stuff (e.g. dissolving the 9th circuit), that he probably won't or can't do. I'm curious what other farkers think of this.

I think the most reactionary, authoritarian fascist available should seize power and declare hirself president-for-life, then impose a ban on non-heterosexuals participating in public life, order the stoning of doctors who conduct abortions while sending the slutty slutty sluts who seek them to work camps, send anyone caught speaking anything other than English to deportation camps unless they can prove their citizenship beyond all doubt, ban Islam and any other religion deemed "foreign", round up anyone promoting ecological concern as a threat to the economy, break all unions, end the minimum wage and strike any regulations deemed "anti-business", drop the Civil Rights Act, eliminate appeals and the presumption of innocence in criminal trials, and declare any criticism of anyone or anyhing related to the militay as sedition and punishable by extensive incarceration. The resulting reactions would tell us eveything we need to know about how many people actually give a crap about democracy and freedom, and how many just want to stick it to bleeding-heart libs and put untermenschen in their (presumably inferior) place.

Krymson Tyde: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: themeaningoflifeisnot: Newt is scum.

The scum always does float to the top.

Then why isn't Santorum leading in the polls?

He's rising to the top. Just give it some time, it will all come out in the end.

Blue Oyster Cult!

theknuckler_33: Marysue: Subby, I want you to take a moment to picture Newt, purple veined tumescence burying itself repeatedly inside you while sweat rolls off his pannis and his ass cheeks clap time with the mad thrusts heralding his approaching climax.

Well hello Marysue.

/goodbye heart

and breakfast

keylock71: Hmmmm...

An "I admire sociopaths" Troll. That's novel, I guess.

Not really. They're pretty common in bullying threads. So I guess Republican whinefest threads are also places they'd show up.

jso2897: He's not getting better.

It's pretty telling when Newt's 2017: A Derp Odyssey doesn't even merit a greenlight.

Having read quite a few articles with the tag, I have come to the conclusion that the word "hero" does not mean what I once thought it meant.

Pants full of macaroni!!: Marysue: pannis

Nope, not gonna GIS it.

It's the part that hangs over your belt.

/GISed it for you

Aidan: jackthezomber: Have you ever noticed who people call 'asshole'? It's almost always men of power.

... No, it's usually the asshole who rides to the end of the merge and then tries to take off my bumper because he's certain he's so much more important than I.

If that's your idea of "power" then stay the fark off my bumper.

You had to let him go, didn't you? That's a type of power.

Philip Francis Queeg: jackthezomber: Philip Francis Queeg: well, while i'm bisexual, Newt is a little old for me.

you thought that implying that I am attracted to men would make me angry, didn't you? why would you think that? do you think being attracted to men is something to be ashamed of?

No, I'm talking about your submissive nature.

You try your best to backpedal on this one. You thought that by implying I was gay, you would be insulting me. You think gay is bad. You can try to wrap it up in "submissive" all you like. I know what you were saying, and fark you very much.
Nope, you are just wrong on that.

But hey, if I'm an asshole who says things with impunity, you'll love me like you love Newt, right? I

You are so obviously desperate for validation. That's not remotely attractive. Your little cheerleaders here will be backing you up soon. If they don't, you'll just get even more desperate. You're embarrassing yourself.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That sentence structure is more tortured than Arthur Fielder listening to Insane Clown Posse.

jackthezomber: If that's your idea of "power" then stay the fark off my bumper.

You had to let him go, didn't you? That's a type of power.

*chuckle* Alright. You've got me there.

jackthezomber: i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

How about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, do you respect him to? He does what he wants with impunity.

What about Nancy Pelosi? Feel the same way about her?

You're not going to have Newt to kick around anymore.

Jake Havechek: He's an insufferable hypocritical bastard. He's going to implode his campaign, and Romney will be back in front, just you watch.

It will be interesting to see how long his tactic of attacking the media for exposing Newt for who he is will last. Watching those GOP dolts lap it up is both hilarious and sad.

Uncle Tractor: Having read quite a few articles with the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag, I have come to the conclusion that the word "hero" does not mean what I once thought it meant.

"Hero" means "greenlight this as soon as you see a Republican's name in the headline."

Jpud73: jackthezomber: i'm not attracted to Newt. I respect him for being able to do what he wants with impunity.

How about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, do you respect him to? He does what he wants with impunity.

What about Nancy Pelosi? Feel the same way about her?

Respect him to what? Despite your abuse of homophones, I'll address this question. Nah, he's under the thumb of the Ayatollah. He's a figurehead.

Pelosi? I'd respect her if she had any real power. She's owned by the unions and the special interest lobbies. Her power is similarly figureheadish.