It was Newt, in the study, with the Candle stick!!!!

Newt raped and killed a girl in the 90s.

Newt will sink himself, trust me.

He is one crybaby rage tantrum away from marginalizing himself and his party.

It was Newt's idea to have Greedo shoot first.

Of course she does. They've been having an affair for the last 6 years.

Newt was really Kaiser Soyza.

When will Pelosi release her audio tape of Newt using the term "whitey"? When?

Newt really is butter.

I have dirt on THE president right now! You don't use it to get them to step down or resign though, you use it to black mail them and get them to do your bidding.

Has Newt had numerous homosexual affairs with anonymous blah men in public bathrooms?

I'm not saying he has, I'm just asking questions.

I hate to say it, but Newt's right on this. If Pelosi has confidential information, obtained by virtue of her former position on the ethics committee, she's not allowed to make it public to score political points.

Pelosi could have photos of him aborting fetuses and it wouldn't matter. For some reason the conservative voters are lock-step with him.

Guidette Frankentits: Pelosi could have photos of him aborting fetuses and it wouldn't matter. For some reason the conservative voters are lock-step with him.

Well, Newt continues to not be Mitt Romney.

Isn't this the same biatch that said the Republicans would never take back the House?

She's welcome to release it and resign immediately.

s2s2s2: [i.chzbgr.com image 400x400]

Heh, that's actually pretty good. Usually your trolling is just shallow and pedantic.

Guidette Frankentits: Pelosi could have photos of him aborting fetuses and it wouldn't matter. For some reason the conservative voters are lock-step with him.

"Sticking it to the liberals" is more important than the country.

imontheinternet: I hate to say it, but Newt's right on this. If Pelosi has confidential information, obtained by virtue of her former position on the ethics committee, she's not allowed to make it public to score political points.

Who said it's confidential?

imontheinternet: I hate to say it, but Newt's right on this. If Pelosi has confidential information, obtained by virtue of her former position on the ethics committee, she's not allowed to make it public to score political points.

1. She could be"kinda sorta" hinting just enough to make people go look for that info.

2. She might be trying to trigger a crazy outburst that would nuke Newt's chances at a nomination.

Newt was born in Canada. You can tell.

arte1953: 2. She might be trying to trigger a crazy outburst that would nuke guarantee Newt's chances at a nomination.

FTFY. This is the GOP we're talking about. Throwing a hissy fit because Pelosi is such a biatch, am I right guys? earns you street cred.

Satanic_Hamster: Usually your trolling is just shallow and pedantic.

But it's almost always effective. Also, that sentence is redundant.

sprawl15: Guidette Frankentits: Pelosi could have photos of him aborting fetuses and it wouldn't matter. For some reason the conservative voters are lock-step with him.

Well, Newt continues to not be Mitt Romney.

Maybe that's the dirt she has on him.

I don't know why but I get the feeling she secretly videotaped a session. Newt has a black gentleman at the front door and polishing the knob, while Nancy is strapped on and banging away at the back door.

If she had something she would use it, either publicly or privately. She wouldn't just say that unless it was a bluff.

If it was for later use she would sit on it until then.


/when has it ever been otherwise?
//with experienced politicians that is

Damn these libtards! Fellow Republicans, if you're like me and you really want to stick it to Nancy "Hitler Butt" Pelosi then you will nominate Newt to lead our party against the Kenyan Usurper. When Real Americans get a chance to hear more of Newt's brilliant ideas and get to know his extremely likable personality then they will surely send Obongo packing back to Shiatcago in November.

Remember, a vote for Newt is a vote against Nancy "Commie Pants" Pelosi who I would like to point out is in her 70s and is not attractive, I repeat NOT attractive.

seen this on the news this morning and she was saying something about being in a secret location with three other people going over countless papers on Newt. If this is legitimate, the right thing to do is release the information without any expectation of receiving any type of reward. But this will not happen we all know this.

/subby

It's a tape of him saying blacky.

max_pooper: Who said it's confidential?

The 1300-page report has already been made public, and it's not as though Pelosi and other dems on the committee would have withheld bad info on Newt intentionally. If something was left out of the report, it was probably left out because it was deemed confidential information.

Who the hell doesn't have dirt on Newt at this point?

He is possibly the worst nominee, with the most closeted skeletons, that the Republicans can pick and, therefore, he will be the candidate.

Sex tape.
Dominatrix garbed Pelosi straddling a bound, naked, pasty Naughty Newt.
She is spanking him with a with a huge studded leather paddle and he is getting butt rammed with an 18" black dildo. He has a ball gag stuffed in his mouth but you can still heat him begging for more.

The whole time he is screaming for more in Arabic.

One could hope.

Satanic_Hamster: s2s2s2: [i.chzbgr.com image 400x400]

Heh, that's actually pretty good. Usually your trolling is just shallow and pedantic.

A Gentile in Boca: Sex tape.
Dominatrix garbed Pelosi straddling a bound, naked, pasty Naughty Newt.
She is spanking him with a with a huge studded leather paddle and he is getting butt rammed with an 18" black dildo. He has a ball gag stuffed in his mouth but you can still heat him begging for more.

The whole time he is screaming for more in Arabic.

One could hope.

Not sure if great minds think alike or we are really farked up individuals :)

I'm not saying Newt has a snowball's chance in hell, but having Pelosi against him isn't going to lose him any republican votes.

sprawl15: arte1953: 2. She might be trying to trigger a crazy outburst that would nuke guarantee Newt's chances at a nomination.

FTFY. This is the GOP we're talking about. Throwing a hissy fit because Pelosi is such a biatch, am I right guys? earns you street cred.

The whole GOP primary election saga reminds me of the video where someone tossed a brick into an operating clothes dryer so it would fly apart. Still. you may be right.

well, she is either stupid or a liar.

if she has this info, then let Newt get the nomination and have it disclosed as the "October surprise".

My bet she is saying this in an effort to blunt Newt's attacks against the President.

tenpoundsofcheese: well, she is either stupid or a liar.

if she has this info, then let Newt get the nomination and have it disclosed as the "October surprise".

My bet she is saying this in an effort to blunt Newt's attacks against the President.

I think you should really stick it to her by voting for Newt. What better way to show that unattractive woman how much the American people are tired of her shenanigans.

This is what McCain was trying to do with his "I know where Bin Laden is" thing, only it is in reverse. He was hoping to generate positive buzz about his leadership and dedication. Pelosi is trying to generate negative buzz about Gingrich's past.

McCain farked up because he was too specific. You say things like Obama did in his SOTU. "We know how to make this country great again." Then that gets scrolled under your picture while talking heads bloviate about you. Or like Pelosi did here. "There's something I know." And voila. Today I expect to go up to lunch and see Pelosi/Gingrich footage interspersed with debate footage with color commentary about the nature of Newt's past and the phrase "There's something I know." Sitting uncomfortably at the bottom of the screen.

Lando Lincoln: sprawl15: Guidette Frankentits: Pelosi could have photos of him aborting fetuses and it wouldn't matter. For some reason the conservative voters are lock-step with him.

Well, Newt continues to not be Mitt Romney.

That's the secret! NEWT IS MITT ROMNEY!

Newt is actually Michael Moore, who is actually Rush Limbaugh, who is actually Fred Savage in one of his greatest roles of all time.

PC LOAD LETTER: Did he ever meet Glenn Beck? Do they have the same taste in women?

Don't know about Beck, but with Newtie there are several women that can claim to know what he tastes like in them.

Huh. TFA was indistinguishable from a post on Fark.

To be fair, US collective memory IS short. Not many people remember Newt as Speaker. Or the impeachment debacle. Or the ethics probes. Etc.

Newt is a career DC politician. There is plenty of his stupidity out there just waiting to be found/remembered.