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(Slate) Unlikely Tired of seeing people wearing their PJ's to the store? If one man had his way, we'd be wearing them all day, everyday, everywhere. Subby just hopes his button-back flannel onesies don't come loose on the subway   (slate.com) divider line 73
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2012-01-26 11:44:23 AM
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I only wish I were kidding
 
2012-01-26 11:45:15 AM
I won't be wearing sweatpants in public as it would be impossible to hide my uncontrollable boner, thank you very much.
 
2012-01-26 11:45:19 AM
the Dude abides
 
2012-01-26 11:46:57 AM
Jasesum: Link (new window)

I only wish I were kidding


Needs attached mittens that you can slide in and out of.
 
kth
2012-01-26 11:47:03 AM
Some idiot was wearing pajamas and slippers at the office yesterday. I thought of this.
 
2012-01-26 11:47:17 AM
I'm not allowed at walmart because I don't own pajama pants. I'm told they sell them at walmart, but how can I buy them if they won't let me in without them?
 
2012-01-26 11:48:03 AM
First thing I do when getting home is put on comfortable workout clothes which I then sleep in.

If I'm not wearing PJs on the weekends it's because I had to leave the house.
 
2012-01-26 11:49:02 AM
I'm all for the wearing of pajamas in public, in case anyone asks.
 
2012-01-26 11:49:12 AM
I wonder how many of the pajama in public crowd are also part of the 8% unemployment in this country.
 
2012-01-26 11:49:13 AM
Tired of seeing people wearing their PJ's to the store? If one man had his way, we'd be wearing them all day, everyday, everywhere.

There's a time and a place for that. It's called "college."
 
2012-01-26 11:50:36 AM
Legislation can't prevent morans from dressing like morans.

/More's the pity.
 
2012-01-26 11:50:53 AM
Saw a woman at the airport wearing PJ's waiting for a flight, complete with the pillow accessory. Wasn't worth a second glance, just an attention whore in action.
 
2012-01-26 11:53:49 AM
I dumped a woman for her pajamas in public stance.

I felt like I was a social worker taking out a mentally handicapped person.
 
2012-01-26 11:54:09 AM
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Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others
 
2012-01-26 11:54:13 AM
It's not that I'm against people wearing what they think is comfortable. I'm just against people thinking that they look good when they obviously don't.
 
2012-01-26 11:54:23 AM
The thing about pajamas is that they don't have any kind of support. Let's face it, some people need more support than others. Especially the wal-mart crowd.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
Jiggle.
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2012-01-26 11:55:27 AM
Jasesum: Link (new window)

I only wish I were kidding


I've wanted adult size footies for a long time (not bad enough to pay $29 today). I wouldn't be wearing them in public though.
 
2012-01-26 11:57:56 AM
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2012-01-26 12:00:23 PM
Two Hearted: I won't be wearing sweatpants in public as it would be impossible to hide my uncontrollable boner, thank you very much.

This.
 
2012-01-26 12:00:39 PM
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Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others


You mean besides the fact that the hot chick is wearing yoga pants?
 
2012-01-26 12:01:42 PM
Subby just hopes his button-back flannel onesies don't come loose on the subway the school playground

FTFY
 
2012-01-26 12:04:02 PM
A button-back flannel onesie is called a "union suit".
 
2012-01-26 12:05:59 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [yogaclothed.com image 300x300]
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Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others

You mean besides the fact that the hot chick is wearing yoga pants?


Yes the blond is absolutely wearing yoga pants. It's the only reason to go to a yoga class near a college campus.
 
2012-01-26 12:06:59 PM
John Napkintosh: It's not that I'm against people wearing what they think is comfortable. I'm just against people thinking that they look good when they obviously don't.
 
2012-01-26 12:09:56 PM
If you are 22 and in good shape and you are cute, then its probably fine.

Everyone else? Not so much.
 
2012-01-26 12:13:56 PM
mccallcl: A button-back flannel onesie is called a "union suit".

And I have one, and I love it! I only wear it skiing though, not to WalMart
 
2012-01-26 12:14:56 PM
I genuinely thought that this would be an article about Gene Roddenberry.
 
2012-01-26 12:16:34 PM

I'm not quite sure...
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how I should feel about this.
 
2012-01-26 12:20:42 PM
Yes:

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No:

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2012-01-26 12:22:12 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [yogaclothed.com image 300x300]
vs
[naturalstitches.com image 640x853]

Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others

You mean besides the fact that the hot chick is wearing yoga pants?


OK, you got me, she is. But there's stuff written on it, and if you GIS "Coed Pajama" Porn is the only result, seriously.
 
2012-01-26 12:23:58 PM
Chairman Mao is back?
 
2012-01-26 12:25:21 PM
Adults shouldn't dress like children in public. I think we should go back to the suits and hats outfits that our grandfathers used to wear after coming home from kiling the Nazis. I don't think there is one thing in the world that pajama pants wearers in public can contribute to our world other than Jersey Shore ratings.
 
2012-01-26 12:28:39 PM
For some reason, wearing PJs in public has never really caught on in Canada.

Must be a Southern thing.

Then again, Thermal underwear is hard to tell from a snowmobile suit if you have a coat and ski pants over it. The only thing that gives you away is the flap. For some reason, nobody puts those on ski pants or snowmobile suits, at least, not that I know.
 
2012-01-26 12:29:09 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: The My Little Pony Killer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [yogaclothed.com image 300x300]
vs
[naturalstitches.com image 640x853]

Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others

You mean besides the fact that the hot chick is wearing yoga pants?

OK, you got me, she is. But there's stuff written on it, and if you GIS "Coed Pajama" Porn is the only result, seriously.


moultonboroughwear.com

This was the third result for me, but yes, there was indeed a lot of porn in that search. Pajama bottoms just have that loose fit which destroys any hope of getting a decent "datass" shot without having the person completely bent over.
 
2012-01-26 12:30:11 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: [yogaclothed.com image 300x300]
vs
[naturalstitches.com image 640x853]

Now you see why it's OK for some people, but not for others

You mean besides the fact that the hot chick is wearing yoga pants?


Love, Love, love the yoga pants look.
 
2012-01-26 12:31:13 PM
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Wonders what the fuss is all about.
 
2012-01-26 12:33:50 PM
Tyrone Biggums: Love, Love, love the yoga pants look.

That's just the thing though. Yoga pants are intended to be form-fitting, to make it easier to actually do yoga in them (lol) and to show off that sweet figure you get from doing yoga. They're actually intended to be worn outdoors, to some extent.

Pajama pants are all straight lines and frumpiness. Blech.
 
2012-01-26 12:45:52 PM
I'm all for changing into some flannel pants when you get home, but they aren't practical for wearing out. Your wallet, keys, and cell phone don't stay put in your pockets, if you even have pockets, and bang on your legs all the time. They aren't as warm as jeans, if there's a fly it gaps, and as mentioned before, boners become very public.

I'm perfectly comfortable wearing jeans and a polo, or jeans and a t-shirt. Loose, relaxed fit jeans, not skinny ball constricting jeans.
 
2012-01-26 12:47:50 PM
Casual dress doesn't have to be slovenly. What people wear in their own home is their own business, and I'm firmly in the yoga pants/sweatshirt/shorts/tank top camp when I'm at home. (I also work from home.)

But even when I was at my fattest (something I no longer am), I never wore pajama-style clothing outside of the house. Sure, it's comfortable, but it's also slovenly.

In the past couple of years, thanks in no small part to What Not to Wear and a 40-pound weight loss, I've been dressing a lot more carefully. Still casual, always comfortable, but much more put-together and accessorized. I like being outside knowing that I look good. And it hasn't turned me into a diva, either - I can get myself together and out of the house in 5 minutes.

Casual is cool. Sloppy isn't.
 
2012-01-26 12:52:00 PM
I guess I don't really care. If someone wants to look sloppy and lazy, it's their right. I do ask they try to at least wear CLEAN pajamas/sweats/otherlazyasswear.

I will not go out in public in my pajamas, sweats, etc. The closest I get to even leaving the house in them is to take the trash out to the can by the garage. (25ft).

My opinion is that while some may believe that other people shouldn't judge you on what you wear/have tattooed on/etc, people do. I am far less opinionated on tattooes and creative hair styles/colors than I am on wearing pajamas in public. You put some thought and effort into that tat, or that hair. You couldn't be bothered to dress.

just my $0.02
I know it doesn't matter
 
2012-01-26 12:52:08 PM
A challenger appears: Adults shouldn't dress like children in public. I think we should go back to the suits and hats outfits that our grandfathers used to wear after coming home from kiling the Nazis. I don't think there is one thing in the world that pajama pants wearers in public can contribute to our world other than Jersey Shore ratings.

I wish I could wear a suit and hat sometimes, but then I'd either look like a hipster or a Don Draper wannabe... Can I wear tweed instead?
 
2012-01-26 01:01:17 PM
I'd like to see a social map of this custom (geographic or cultural or what not). I did try a Google Advanced Search for only Canadian (.ca) sites, but it didn't answer my questions.

I did find an interesting (?) historical or literary quotation in a Wikipedia article on pajamas:

Author Lucy Maud Montgomery, touches upon how pyjamas were viewed by the Canadian provincial culture in her 1931 novel, A Tangled Web: "The night before, as he was sitting on his bed, studying if there were any way to wheedle the secret out of Dandy Dark, he had absently put both feet into one pyjama leg. Then when he stood up he fell on the floor in what his terrified wife at first thought was a fit. Very few of the clan sympathized with him as to his resulting shoulder. They thought it served him right for wearing new-fangled duds. If he had had a proper nightshirt on it couldn't have happened."[21] Note the old-fangled spelling.

In the summer time I see people wearing their traditional African or Asian garb (it's unsuited to Canadian winters, no pun intended but left in and italicized any way). In the winter you do see Muslims of the more fierce in-your-face variety wearing their beanies and robes over street clothes (and winter boots). I think boots makes a traditional white cotton robe look funny. It's like a lady wearing army boots under a gown.

The pajama originated in India, where finding heat is usually not a problem, and similar loose-fitting clothing can be found in many tropical countries where it evolved to meet the needs of poor people and a hot climate. I often see young sub-working class white men wearing pajama-like "sweat pants" that judging from the colour, cloth, etc., are the pajama bottoms they sell in Zellers separately from the matching tops ($15.00 each, sold separately). Zellers is the Canadian equivalent of K-Mart, more or less. Thus, I know that some Canadians at least wear pajamas in public, although they may be brazenly pretending they don't to themselves and others.

But really, I think this is the fault of a peculiarly American (or at the limit British) in-your-face democracy which says "I have a right to do anything I want." or "I'm not hurting you, so it's none of your business." or "Feck off! Stop judging me!"

I'm a liberal man but I think that a decent respect for the bourgeois public/private distinction and also appearances is a good thing, even when not totally de rigueur. There are just some things I would not dream of doing.

1. Cutting my toenails in public.
2. Going under-dressed even by casual standards.
3. Wearing shorts.
4. Putting salt or ketchup on everything before tasting it. (Pepper is fair game. I like pepper.)
5. Cursing at somebody for holding the door for me (I am a man, but I appreciate the courtesy and don't regard it as a sign of weakness or an insult.)
6. Wearing short sleeve shirts or t-shirts without something to put over them.
7. Talking about very personal matters as if nobody around me can hear.

There's a lot of other things I just can't imagine doing until I see somebody who can. Call me bourgeois, stuck-up, snob, or what you will--etiquette can be bullshiat but consideration for other people never is. I find that a certain type of republican democrat gets this wrong and insists on the etiquette but is affronted if you are shocked by the lack of consideration.

As usual, the USA is just humanity writ horribly, horribly large. This affliction must be spreading in the rest of the snivilization, as Herman Melville called modern society.
 
2012-01-26 01:04:12 PM
Just in case the Snuggie was too complicated for you ... behold the Forever Lazy

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With zippered butt flap.
 
2012-01-26 01:10:07 PM
cscanlon7:

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This is not pajamas. It is just a jacket he has left over from his days in a boy band or something. With out a woman to throw things away, men will keep jackets forever. AND WEAR THEM. Even if it makes you look like a bartender in a gay strip club.

I don't know what the explanation for Don Cherry's wardrobe is. You can't explain that.

I suspect that his wife is very brow-beaten and that he just wears those jackets because he finds the jackets that CBC Sports colour commentators are made to wear too garish or "fruity" for his taste and prefers to dress like a Mad Scotsman, although Cherry doesn't strike me as a Scottish name. It sounds English, and so it is, according to those web sites that sell you copies of somebody else's "family" crest. (Genuine heraldic arms are not "family" crests. They are personal and vary according to your relationship to the bearer. People who have the real thing are older than mud*.)

*I am proud of that one.
 
2012-01-26 01:18:02 PM
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Pajamas don't have to be so loose you can't see a nice ass.
 
2012-01-26 01:18:53 PM
The crazy lady, above, in the pink sheep motif pajamas reminds me a lot of my Great Aunt Dora, although my Great Aunt Dora actually looked more like the Duchess in Sir John Tenniel's illustrations for Alice Through the Looking Glass. The fact that she is in a yarn shop buying yarn only increases the resemblance because WASP women of my Great Aunt Dora's age (and spinsters) were fierce knitters, turning out socks and mittens at a rate of one or two pair a day, not to mention a formidable out-put of sweaters and scarves and doilies and pot-holders.

You can make potholders at a rate of several a day, which is why they are to be found in Surprise Boxes at fairs and bazaars and things like that.

A team of WASP ladies can knit a Sherman tank cozy in a day. Two days, if you want camouflage. They just sit and rock and jibber-jabber away and before you know it, you can't open the door for Irish or Icelandic sweaters.

Personally I wouldn't mind having another Great Aunt with a really good source of wool and a Canadian sweater pattern-book. I like moose and a sweater with my namesake Brant geese on it would be cool, or Canada geese if Brant is to hard to find.

Memo: Hello Kitty pajamas would also be acceptable in a Crazy Old Woman wardrobe.
 
2012-01-26 01:27:41 PM
Don't have a cow!

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2012-01-26 01:35:33 PM
brantgoose: 1. Cutting my toenails in public.
2. Going under-dressed even by casual standards.
3. Wearing shorts.
4. Putting salt or ketchup on everything before tasting it. (Pepper is fair game. I like pepper.)
5. Cursing at somebody for holding the door for me (I am a man, but I appreciate the courtesy and don't regard it as a sign of weakness or an insult.)
6. Wearing short sleeve shirts or t-shirts without something to put over them.
7. Talking about very personal matters as if nobody around me can hear.


How the hell are shorts and short sleeves offensive? Do you spend your entire life indoors, or are your calves and forearms covered with lesions?
 
2012-01-26 01:41:23 PM
Maybe it's because the bar is so low, but it's incredibly easy to dress nicely. Clean, dark jeans and a button down shirt will make you look more presentable than 95% of people in a casual setting. There's really no excuse to dress like a child, unless you want people to treat you accordingly.
 
2012-01-26 01:50:33 PM
My first husband's wardrobe consisted of casual and dress printed t-shirts. If it had a collar, he wasn't wearing it. When asked to serve in a wedding, he was all for it, thinking about the bachelor party. When the actual fitting happened, he almost a full blown temper tantrum.

That was 20 years ago, I'm afraid to even think what he's devolved into wearing these days. Pajamas would probably be an improvement.
 
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