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If you commit a felony burglary, you might as well go big and swipe just the most expensive stuff. You know, the snack food and maybe a couple of straws
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zabbers
2012-01-26 08:38:54 AM
I am convinced that Fort Pierce is the vortex of all of Florida's Stupidity. Have you ever noticed the many articles on Fark reporting ridiculous behavior in this town? 911 call to report that McD's wouldn't give chicken nuggets, and so on and so on. Either that, or some Ft Pierce farker is very good at greenlights!
oldsbone
2012-01-26 09:30:27 AM
I like how there wasn't much to the article, so they stretched it out a few sentences with that bit about the Hamburglar. Excellent journalism there....
/It's not that uncommon that someone burgles a house and decided to grab a bite to eat on the way out. I guess it's a power trip thing.
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