DjangoStonereaver: Um... "Nice Hair" dropped out and headed back to Texas.

Surely you mean "Plutocratic cultist"?

"Magic Underpants Gnome"

I want to hug whoever came up with those names for the candidates.

A moon base is a ridiculous proposition. What the moon really needs is a creationist museum.

Chutzpah?

To be completely accurate, it's back to a coin toss betwixt the womanizer and nice hair.

Gingrich pitched another "grandiose" idea by saying that by the end of his second term, the U.S. would have a permanent base on the moon,

Approves:

LandOfChocolate: Gingrich pitched another "grandiose" idea by saying that by the end of his second term, the U.S. would have a permanent base on the moon,

Approves:

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WTF?

TheShavingofOccam123: Poor Newtie. The presidency was so close, he could just about put his penis in its mouth. So close.

Win.

DarnoKonrad: To be completely accurate, it's back to a coin toss betwixt the womanizer and nice hair.

Yeah, but they're kinda going opposite directions. Even after Romney released his tax returns.

Is this REALLY the best the GOP could do for candidates?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Gingrich pitched another "grandiose" idea by saying that by the end of his second term, the U.S. would have a permanent base on the moon,

BWAHAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!11!!

Suppose that just confirms that Gingrich knows nothing about science.

FeFiFoFark: Is this REALLY the best the GOP could do for candidates?

Politics in the information age has graduated from the realm of the intellectual scumbag to the truly insane/fanatical scumbag. Who but a crazy person would subject themselves to such scrutiny? Romney is as clean as fresh sheets and he's still dragged over the coals for everything he said. I've lived a fairly straight-and-narrow life (including three FBI deep-background checks) and I wouldn't want to subject myself to it!

Note that I said "clean" not "good." He's an unabashed corporatist and, while quite a philanthropist, is completely in la-la land with respect to normal peoples' finances.

Mitt has awful hair. I'm just saying. Newt has the better hair.

TheShavingofOccam123: moriarty23: A moon base is a ridiculous proposition. What the moon really needs is a creationist museum.

You have to understand when Republicans say "moon base" they mean open pit mining of the moon. Enjoy the view, boys, while it lasts. That orb that circled the Earth for millions of years before we stood on our hind legs is about to be "clean coaled".

The lady has fallen and she can't get up. I'll grab her purse while you cornhole her.

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If we will do this to beautiful West Virginia and call it "clean", imagine what we're going to do to the moon.

See all those beautiful green areas around the pit? The one that causes such contrast? That used to be the pit.

Famous Thamas: I want to hug whoever came up with those names for the candidates.

I know - "Newton Leroy Gingrich"? "Willard Mitt Romney"? They're HILARIOUS.

I know the official talking point is 'Newt is done'. Not too many people predicted the SC ass whoopin' he gave to Romney. Don't count out the crazy in Florida, especially up here in the Redneck Riviera. The tea party folks that aren't swooning over Ron Paul, have a huge boner for Angry Fat Cheating Crook.
Mittens religion has been a problem for the evangelicals right out the gate. Even the derpiest derpers are feeling the pinch from dead-in-the-water economy and certain aspects of the off-shore tax avoidance,multi-millionz,Venture capitalist job creator are leaving a bad taste in the mouths of many of Florida's moon bats. I missed the memo when Newt asked Jesus to forgive him for his adulterin' & philanderin' affairs and for his cheatin' heart, but apparently this is no longer a problem for the 'righteous'. Newt supporters are huge proponents of forgiveness
don't you know.

Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

Is it common knowledge that Mitt's father was born in Mexico? Saw that blurb in his bio and wasn't sure I had seen it anywhere.

/doesn't mean anything, technically, but with those knee-jerk bigots, I dunno

SarahBW: Mitt has awful hair. I'm just saying. Newt has the better hair.

You shut the hell up. He has amazing hair and I am getting transplants in his image.

IMDWalrus: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Gingrich pitched another "grandiose" idea by saying that by the end of his second term, the U.S. would have a permanent base on the moon,

BWAHAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!11!!

Suppose that just confirms that Gingrich knows nothing about science.

It's not science, it's pandering.

PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

Is there a Republican Debate Tonight? (new window)

Mager: PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

Is there a Republican Debate Tonight? (new window)

goddamnit

SarahBW: Mitt has awful hair. I'm just saying. Newt has the better hair.

Well yeah, if you're talking about ass hair. Or so I've heard.

LOL! wasn't this finished in 1999?

FeFiFoFark: [www.nasa.gov image 226x170]
LOL! wasn't this finished in 1999?

You can get it on Steam.

Calipataa: Famous Thamas: I want to hug whoever came up with those names for the candidates.

I know - "Newton Leroy Gingrich"? "Willard Mitt Romney"? They're HILARIOUS.

Ummmm Barack Hussein Obama...

Dahnkster: The tea party folks that aren't swooning over Ron Paul, have a huge boner for Angry Fat Cheating Crook.

Florida is pretty much where people go to cheat on their spouses. Well, Navy folks anyhow... I saw enough of it AMONG OTHERS NOT MYSELF thankyouverymuch... anyhow I don't think philandering is going to hurt him there.

I don't mind his being a philandering scumbag, but I'm certainly not looking forward to getting lectured on morality by such a philandering scumbag should his presidential aspirations work out.

sprawl15: Mager: PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

Is there a Republican Debate Tonight? (new window)

goddamnit

It gets worse: CNN has stated it will allow the audience to react and be involved in the debate unlike Monday night's debate where the audience was silenced by NBC.

PanicMan: It gets worse: CNN has stated it will allow the audience to react and be involved in the debate unlike Monday night's debate where the audience was silenced by NBC.

Oh jeeze.

"Newt, what are your thoughts on reparations for black people?"

PanicMan: sprawl15: Mager: PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

Is there a Republican Debate Tonight? (new window)

goddamnit

It gets worse: CNN has stated it will allow the audience to react and be involved in the debate unlike Monday night's debate where the audience was silenced by NBC.

Great! I can make a fortune selling pitch forks and torches at the entrance.

DarnoKonrad: DjangoStonereaver: Um... "Nice Hair" dropped out and headed back to Texas.

Surely you mean "Plutocratic cultist"?

"Magic Underpants Gnome"

Great-grandpa's Scientology one-percenter?

Kudos for the title. Instant recognition, and I don't even give a fark about these ass-clowns.

Old Anarchist sounds like the best malt liquor ever.

beefoe: Calipataa:

I know - "Newton Leroy Gingrich"? "Willard Mitt Romney"? They're HILARIOUS.

Ummmm Barack Hussein Obama...

Oh sure, you got me there, but that was just his dad's name, and a pretty normal name in Kenya - not weird, just foreign. What excuses to the Gingriches and Romneys have?

/snark
//oh right - the Romneys are Mexican. Nevermind.

TheShavingofOccam123:
The lady has fallen and she can't get up. I'll grab her purse while you cornhole her.

Either a rap lyric or a heck of a T-shirt.

FeFiFoFark: Is this REALLY the best the GOP could do for candidates?

At the risk of invoking Godwin, that's like speculating on how the Nazis would have fared if they hadn't persecuted their Jewish population (including many of the world's top scientists), had kept attacking British air bases in 1940 for about another four days, and had not attacked Russia until 1944.

The Nazis could not do these things because they were working from unrealistic, delusional and often outright false premises. Vote Ron Paul.

Valiente: TheShavingofOccam123:
The lady has fallen and she can't get up. I'll grab her purse while you cornhole her.

Either a rap lyric or a heck of a T-shirt.

Ed Hardy 2012!

Bloody William: Old Anarchist sounds like the best malt liquor ever.

When your only goal is getting bombed?

Valiente: Bloody William: Old Anarchist sounds like the best malt liquor ever.

When your only goal is getting bombed?

Sobriety isn't in the Constitution!

PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

There's one every night, Pinky.

The Irresponsible Captain: PanicMan: Crap there's another debate tonight, isn't there?

There's one every night, Pinky.

Good news, everyone! I just heard that in Brain's voice!